Chapter 636: Do You Want to Make a Shot?
Xiao Li smiled, "Anyway, it doesn't have much to do with a little pawn like us who is waving flags and shouting, a woman like Nicole Robin is not something that ordinary people can conquer." ”
"That's right, to deal with this kind of woman, either you have to absolutely suppress her in terms of strength, or you have to completely conquer her in bed, hehehe......"
"Phew." Nishang took a sip, "Shameless." ”
"So, fairy tales are all lies," said the werewolf boy, "You know Alice in Wonderland, right?" The author, Louis Carroll, is a well-known pedophile, and he wrote the book to hook up with the neighbor's little girl......"
"That's right, there are few fairy tales that are widely circulated in the world, and few are good fairy tales." Vampire Jack also said, "'Cinderella,' 'Sleeping Beauty,' 'Snow White', the original stories of these three fairy tales, are all so dark – do you want to hear them? ”
"In the original version of "Cinderella", after Cinderella put on the crystal slipper and won the favor of the prince, she took revenge on her stepmother and two sisters who bullied her, and the two sisters were blinded by the birds, and they didn't mention it, and to deal with the stepmother, Cinderella crushed the stepmother's neck with the lid of the wooden box, which is really a very special murder method......"
"Isn't that right?" Nishang said curiously, "I remember in "Cinderella", how did the stepmother be punished for dancing to death in hot iron shoes? ”
Jack spread his hands: "Anyway, Cinderella is a ruthless professional killer, yes, at least her imagination is not inferior to Daji in torturing and killing enemies." ”
"As for Sleeping Beauty...... The story is based on the 1634 Italian fairy tale "The Sun, the Moon and Talia", the original by Jim Badisda Basil, in the story, the prince's kiss failed to wake Sleeping Beauty from her slumber, so the prince did what most dirty men would do, he patted Sleeping Beauty's belly and walked away......"
"Really?" Ni Shang was surprised.
"Cut, ignorant woman." Jack seemed to be addicted to it, and continued: "The original "Snow White" is darker than all fairy tales, Snow White was not persecuted by her stepmother at all, the queen is her own mother, Snow White was found out by the queen for adultery with her father, and then she was exiled after being found out by the queen, and then she was unclear with the seven dwarfs, and the prince was a necrophile, and found that Snow White, who had eaten a poisoned apple and died, came back to life, and the earth was not happy......"
"Huh? How do you know so much? ”
"Because ......," Jack sneered, "I used to be the director of development for the Childhood Destruction app!" ”
Your sister, what the hell is the app that ruined childhood? What's the point of developing such an app? Is it to take revenge on society!
"Shhhhhh Xiao Li hurriedly said, "Boss Wang Wu is about to speak." ”
The long street is lonely, and the moonlight is cold.
Wang Wu, the leader of the Second Middle Pirate Regiment, said in a deep voice:
"Everyone, help me trap Goddess Robin, but be careful not to hurt her in the slightest! After the deed is completed, 20,000 survival points and a piece of gold-quality equipment, Ben Shao will definitely offer it with both hands. Wang Wu's gaze swept over the audience, "What is my character, everyone must know it, right?" If you say it, you will do it! ”
"That's right, who doesn't know that Boss Wang Wu is famous for being young and rich, and people are stupid and have a lot of money......"
"Let's do it together!" Xiao Li's eyes flashed with excitement, "Cooked duck, you can't let her slip away." ”
"Good...... Eh, you got the wrong weapon, didn't you? Qin Fen was surprised.
"Is there one?" Xiao Li put the wrench and crowbar back into his pocket without changing his face, and said, "I just think that this weapon is more deterrent." ”
"Then you don't need to pick up a crowbar and burn/bomb!"
"Hmph, the crowbar is the best cold weapon in melee combat, since the first use of Dr. Gordon Freeman in "Half-Life", it has quickly swept the seven continents and five oceans, and is an artifact known as the "Holy Sword of Physics", in the latest superhero animated movie, the Flash used it to blind a kryptonite dog eye of the dark monarch Darkseid."
“……”
On the lonely and cold long street, dozens of big men surrounded a lone woman, smiling and approaching step by step, no matter how you look at the picture, it will remind people of a very bad place.
"Why, if it's soft, it's going to be hard, right?" Robin stood quietly under the moonlight, cold as if he was the goddess of the Moon Palace.
Her chin was slightly raised, and a pair of deep eyes peeked out from under the brim of her black hat, like a god looking down on the humble ant, and said disdainfully:
“…… A flock of weak chickens. ”
Wang Wu was embarrassed to do something to the goddess, but after hearing this, his face couldn't help but darken, and he waved his big hand: "Catch her!" ”
A cold smile came from under the night, as if a hovering night crow looked down on a dying pedestrian. Robin clapped his hands, and a series of footsteps sounded behind him, and then a ladyboy pirate with a bumpy figure and a lewd smile walked out, followed by a group of crooked pirates with cracked dates.
"I'll go, and that's what happened?" Nishang was startled.
Qin Fen was also speechless, he killed one of his minions in the bar not long ago, and the two sides could be said to have formed a deep bond, but they didn't expect to meet so soon.
Soon, Nishang shared the information of the characters he had gained insight into with Qin Fen:
Name: Mr.2 (von Clay)
Surname: Shemale
Bounty: 32 million
Devil Fruit: Mimicry Fruit
HEIGHT: 178CM
Weight: 68kg
Passive: Shemale's deterrence. Increases the damage dealt by an additional 5%, which can be triggered by both men and women, but cannot be activated when the target is a shemale.
Skill 1: Shemale bumper fist. A fist infused with the heart of a shemale, dealing an additional 10% mental damage when it hits a local target.
Skill 2: Ballet Magic Dance Steps. Feng Cree studied in a ballet dance class for a period of time, and successfully integrated the male and female ballet body methods to create his own lineage. Effect: Gain +20% movement speed, +10% evasion.
Skill 3: Love home run.
Fruit Capacity: ???
Notes: Feng Clay came from a mysterious background, when he was a child, there were many brothers and sisters, in order to survive, he followed his relatives to Dongguan, oh no, it was a part-time job in Pattaya, and he returned ten years later, and he has practiced a posture that has been tempered for a thousand years. If anyone travels to Pattaya, they are sure to hear about the legendary life of a generation of ladyboy harlequins in Pattaya's Cabaret Troupe, bars and nightclubs.
Anyway, Qin Fen read this information with a rather painful feeling.
This guy is an imitator of fruit and can transform into anyone touched with his right hand, including face, body, and voice; What you have touched in the past can be imitated again.
In the story, Vonclay was defeated by Sanji in a battle with Luffy. He is the one who has the best relationship with Luffy and them in the Baroque Workshop, and once used imitation to deceive the Navy and help Luffy and his gang escape, but he was arrested by the Navy and sent to the Deep Sea Prison.
After the appearance of the No. 2 who walked and stepped on a catwalk that was more standard than the model, he was not in a hurry to do it, but smiled at Chong Wang Wu, who was holding the orchid finger with all kinds of charm:
"Yo, handsome little guy, do you want to get a free shot?"
“……”