"you, who likes this fat man, he is fat, he doesn't like to take a bath, he smells of cumin when he is far away, and he thinks he is a lamb skewer in the night market." The pseudo-fat man pretended to glare at me angrily, and I was so relieved that a cool breath ran down the tail to the back of my neck, this guy's shape is so similar to the flower in the star movie, I day.

The pseudo-fat man quickly turned his anger into joy: "Brother Xiaokai, in fact, since you moved here, I have been paying attention to you, I always feel that you look very similar to my original boyfriend, they are both thin and thin, and there is a little hunchback in the aisle, alas, it's a pity, I was so good to him, I gave him everything, but I still can't keep his heart, woo woo woo ......"

The pseudo-fat man really cried, and he cried very sadly, but the more I listened to it, the colder my heart became, and I was so cold that I was about to urinate blood, because I had vaguely guessed who the female ghost in the fat man's body was.

Mother, do we people who belong to the yin really want Cui Zuofei to say that the big god stick known as the Northeast is a must, born with "five disadvantages and three absolutes" life, or how to be so weak, playing a swelling and pain-relieving charm can please come out of the true god, really people want to go back to the word, a fart can hit the heel, you just feel a hand that is not lacking in the nine with a bright bar and a dark bar to sit on the hand to eat three foolish cards, can lose Zhang Er's last dealer eye blue cannon bag three, don't say anything, you can't complain about the society, tears can't stop flowing down.

Looking at the fat pseudo-girl who was still crying, I stammered and asked, "What, you are Lina." ”

The fat man raised his head, looked at me with red eyes and affection: "Even if you have a conscience, you still remember my sister and me." ”

To be honest, if you close your eyes, the fat man's voice is so sweet, just like a big bead and a small bead falling on a jade plate, which makes people think about it, but, the pain is that I am looking at the fat man, that feeling, just like meeting a sister in an online chat, talking about love, Mars is coming out, in the subconscious, this girl looks like Liu Yifei, however, when you cross the line of reason, stinky and shameless ask her to meet, and go to the appointment with a dog full of expectations and sexual fantasies, The fairy sister in your mind instantly became a dinosaur girl with a car accident scene face, how do you feel? It was definitely a high-rise building kicking into the air, the Yangtze River heart broke the cable and collapsed, and the heart of murder was there.

That's how I feel, similar to Britney's Wu Nong's soft words, coupled with a rugged swollen face that can be used as a whetstone, I'm almost delirious, and the contrast is too big and too exciting.

"No, sister, our brothers are getting along well, what do you mean." I broke out in a cold sweat. Why? Tell you, half a month ago, this Lina girl resolutely jumped from the sixth floor of her house, the scene was so miserable, even the battle-hardened 110 patrol police vomited a few times, tragic enough.

As for the reason why Lina jumped off the building, I'm embarrassed to say it, huh? Trapped by love, just because her boyfriend who looks like a cucumber empathizes with her, the little girl drills the tip of the horns, and she has to snatch her boyfriend back.

On the day of the jump, Lina was dressed in a plain wedding dress, sat on the balcony of her house, and shook the phone to her boyfriend, meaning that if you don't show up within half an hour, I will jump from the sixth floor.

That grandson is really unkind, and he left the sentence "Who are you jb scaring about, why do you love it" on the phone. To say that these post-90s boys and girls are really incomprehensible, this world of flowers is tempting, but there are so many things to do, hey, they just can't think of it, as if the love of the wind and snow is the only reason for them to come to this world and live, I rub, to put it bluntly, it is less and more things, empty.

However, Lina really took that relationship seriously, when she saw her boyfriend so indifferent, she suddenly lost all her thoughts, and ignored her parents' hard pleading for her to kneel downstairs...... Bang, a fresh life will disappear, and the light will be separated forever.

I really can't do it, but she really did it. To say that she deserves sympathy? It's not worth it, not to mention that it's just a dewy love affair just for fun, it's really an unforgettable Liang Zhulian, you can't commit suicide, why, do you think about your parents who have raised you for more than ten years, they worked hard to serve you, and before they got old, you crows fed back, just let go, who are you worthy, do damage to you.

So, although I was shocked by Lina's jumping off the building, I didn't sympathize with her, why, you deserve it, you are cheap, you don't even think about your parents, how can you talk about love and righteousness, do you really know what feelings are,, play with eggs, go to you.

It is said that Lina and I are friends who meet and nod, although this girl is good-looking, and there is a bit of Li Ruotong's charm in a dozen eyes, but I really don't think about it, don't call, no rut.

However, why did she fall into the body of a fat man, and she confessed to me affectionately, what does it mean. If you want to say buddy, I'm really declining to home, chasing a girlfriend when I go to the police academy for more than a week, and I must have been cut off by others, until I graduate, not to mention letting myself break down, and even kissing a few times is only a handful. I've accepted my fate, isn't it just five disadvantages and three absolutes, let's not complain about the society, just carry it, what's there, I have the right to be a Sagittarius (shoot in the hand).

But, that doesn't think about spring, buddies are also restless, and they also hope to encounter a lingering love adventure, but you can see it, it's easy to meet the opposite sex who took the initiative to confess his love to me, and it's still a female ghost, you said I want to say accept your love, do you have to take me away, then do I dare to take it?

"No, why are you on the fat man's body?" I'm particularly concerned about this issue now, not because of gossip, but because I'm really curious, if this person becomes a ghost, he can casually get on someone else's body. If this is the case, then Uncle Li will not be able to go to our god at any time, then we are still afraid of a hair, two ribbon fish tattooed on the chest, a Mickey Mouse tattoo on the shoulder, people block killing, Buddha blocks killing Buddha, I am a god stick, who am I afraid of.

"What, people were about to go home to see, and when they passed by you, they were involuntarily sucked in by a force, which frightened me, and I thought it was Deacon Cui who came to detain me to hell." The fat man is still disgusting with a twisted attitude, which is really unbearable.

"But that's fine, I finally have the courage to say what is in my heart, Brother Kai, you, can you accept my belated feelings?" The fat man looked at me with affection on his face, and said that I knew that the look was Lina's, but that ** was still a fat man in the end, I was sick to my stomach for a while, and my tears choked out.

"No, Lina, I'll always treat you as a sister, besides, we are more than 10 years apart, there is a generation gap, this is not appropriate, ah." I said in my heart how dare I love you, when you look back, you are happy, you have to get along with me day and night, raise your eyebrows, I am stupid, I have really become a ghost.

Seeing me playing Tai Chi, the fat man lowered his head and muttered for a while, and then raised his head, already with a hideous smile: "You men are so selfish, ruthless and unrighteous, but since you invited me, I can't come in vain, Yang Xiaokai, I will eat you today, take your life." ”

Fuck, this ghost is a ghost, turning his face faster than turning a book, just now it was fine, now the fat man is already like a mad tiger, pinching my throat fiercely. That's not all, what scared me even more was that I clearly saw that in the fat man's big face, a face with blurred flesh and blood and eyes that were full of eyeballs appeared alternately with the fat man's swollen face like a ghost.

Mom, is this a montage or hell! I'm scared of all my bitter guts, this month, I definitely can't come to my aunt, my day.

The grimace like a blood gourd slammed into the fat man's face, like a lion in a cage eager to break out. I was so frightened that I was afraid that she would suddenly burst out and get straight into my head, and I would be really sad.

Oh I'll go, I suddenly realized, if she really got out of the fat man's face, would the fat man's life be in danger? Sister Lina, I'm sorry, my brother really has no intention of harming you, but for the safety of the fat man, I'm sorry.

I put my hands on the outside of the fat man's elbow and pushed it in so hard that he couldn't exert any strength, so that I could retract the tongue that he had pinched and drooped out of his mouth, and then bit the tip of my tongue hard, and ho, it made me tremble, it really hurt.

"Lina, don't blame me." I mumbled with some effort, and a mouthful of blood squirted onto the fat man's face.

The fat man was stunned at first, and then began to scratch his face and neck in pain, and gray smoke faintly came out of his body.

"Damn, you can do it lightly, dare to love not your own flesh can be a scourge." I watched the fat man catch himself one by one, and I couldn't see it, so I shouted.

"Ah......" The fat man gave me a vicious look, and actually walked up to me, and stretched out two hands to grab me. I was startled, I stepped back, just so inch, my left foot stumbled on the right foot, I flipped back, and suddenly I fell to the ground with my face facing the sky, and the fat man was rushing forward one by one, who knew that I suddenly came to this hand, and with the inertia it pressed on me.

Hey, this time it's good, the two of us are looking at each other, how can we look at each other? You forget, there's a face inside the fat man's face. What is the matter, the fat man's face is even foaming with blood, and he is dripping into my face, and what is even worse is that Lina's bloody face seems to have gotten rid of the pain, and she struggles out of the fat man's face little by little, watching the skin on the fat man's face begin to bulge and bulge, and the skin is as thin as a tendon cake, blowing it out, which is terrifying.

Ah, the fat man let out a miserable scream, I heard it clearly, this sound is exactly the same as the uncle who yells at the grinding scissors in the community every day, this must be the original song of the fat man.

It's not good, the fat man is going to have an accident!