To tell the truth, after reading the first volume of "Yin Fu Zangjing", the fat man and I didn't have the courage to read the second volume, it was too mysterious, it was beyond the highest level of human nonsense, how did you say that the ancients figured out these things, or how to say that many of the ancients left behind the building modern people can not be restored no matter what high-tech means are used, it seems that this supernatural energy really exists.

"Fatty, our brothers seem to be going to be developed." I looked at a fat man with a big cake face flushed with excitement, and I was speechless. Oh my god, you've been playing with me for over twenty years, dude finally seeing the money back today.

"Well, take a look, take a look, my head is a little messy now, senior brother." The fat man stood up aimlessly, circled around the room, and then jumped on his legs on a balance beam like a cerebral thrombosis patient, how do you look like Zhao Si'er in "Country Love".

"Kaizi, the whole two cups (a kind of liquor packaged in cups that is popular in Northeast China and Inner Mongolia), no, open a bottle of domperignon from 1952 and celebrate." The fat man was a little incoherent with excitement.

"What's that? Don't JB talk to me in English, that's an eternal pain in my heart. "Damn, I was really moved by the first horse in the police academy, and I saw the day to cook for the girl and watch a movie. But in order to take the TOEFL test, after being a goose in a foreign language department of Inner Mongolia University (Inner Mongolia University) on the list, it was like playing a booger that made the buddies instantly a thing of the past, fuck your mother, after that, I said that I was in a hurry to speak English to me, and my heart was greatly stimulated.

"Open a bottle of rock candy Sydney, mountain cannon." The fat man glanced at me with infinite disdain.

I turned around and took two cans of beer from the refrigerator with one of the few household appliances left by Uncle Li, the one with electricity on and louder than the sound of a broken motorcycle, and threw one to the fat man: "Don't have horns, it's a whole thing, there is no Martini in 1952, and there are only two cans of beer in Hailar, do you like to drink it or not." ”

"Hey, you said we have to try some cinnabar, yellow paper or something." The fat man drank a can of beer and began to be restless again.

"Have you forgotten what Uncle Li is doing, senior old god stick, can he still lack this?" I pointed to Uncle Li's wooden cabinet against the corner of the wall, which was full of yellow paper.

Everyone is a young person, lack of money, lack of experience, lack of love, but the only thing that is not lacking is enthusiasm, excess enthusiasm.

Just do it, I and the fat man found a brush, inkstone, and said that the test point is good, those who invite the ghost to go up, the charm of the demon and the demon do not dare to try, in case it really works The two of us are easy to send the god with a mallet, and it is not allowed to be played to death by others. Eh, I looked at the fat man who was still fat and swollen and had not yet scarred from the beaten wounds, and I was inspired, yes, let's try the pain relief and swelling curse.

According to the record of the Yin Fu Sutra, we lit incense and candles, placed offerings, and then set up the altar to practice. Since the fat man is the injured person, it is naturally my duty to make a cameo appearance as a mage for a while.

Seeing me stretching my waist and stretching my arms, the fat man was like a guinea pig waiting for an experiment, looking at me pitifully: "Brother, forget it, this thing, evil, don't play with the fire anymore." ”

"Rub, you can't do it, a healing charm, look at it scares you, take out your guts with a big shovel and hand-to-hand combat with the demolition team, I'm afraid of hair." I secretly rejoiced, this drama is really cooler than acting, if I want to change my little brother, I have to pee, this ghost thing, who is right, right?

Probably because there were too few entertainment items in ancient times, the ancients seemed to have a lot of free time and nowhere to pass the time, so they liked to make everything a little more complicated. It is said that it is a matter of reducing swelling and relieving pain, but it is also extremely cumbersome.

Fortunately, I and the fat man are on the rise, but it is not too troublesome, I according to the record on the "Yin Fu Zangjing", first recited the mantra silently a few times, I feel that I remember it about the same, so I found a brush, inkstone and yellow mounting paper, and began to draw the talisman according to the "Yin Fu Zangjing", according to the cat and the tiger.

It took a long time for the two of us to come up with a rough idea, but when we looked left and right, grandma's looked like Pollack's abstract paintings, but they didn't look like Fu. Or the fat man has a lot of eyes, and he covered the yellow paper on the rune of the Yin Fu Zangjing, and then shone it with a flashlight from the back, as if it was red, and it was good to deal with it by rubbing the swelling and pain-relieving charm.

", that's it." I was a little burned by the swelling and painkillers, and I felt like I had never been on such a fire in my life.

"Your sister's, I've only heard of copycat mobile phones, copycat brands, and the first time I heard that this charm also has a copycat, Ya is still not a buddy, it's too inhuman." The fat man's tears were about to fall.

"Okay, it's just a little trick to reduce swelling and relieve pain, and it's not a god fight, senior brother is too worried, hehe......" I patted the fat man on the shoulder, "Senior brother, I'm going to get up the altar." ”

"Okay, for the cause of the party-state, Fei Ye I will let go." As soon as the fat man gritted his teeth, the tragic posture of the strong man who would never return was like forcing him to have a round house with Sister Feng, are you there.

I put the swelling and pain-relieving charm that can prevent pregnancy on the fat man's forehead hanging on the bed, and then washed my hands and rinsed my mouth with three sticks of incense, which is called respecting the heavens and worshipping the ghosts and gods, and then with a solemn and calm face, I pinched the sword trick in my hand, and began to silently recite the swelling and pain-relieving mantra: the sky is clear and the earth is clear and the spirit is three strange sun, moon and stars, the heavens and the earth are shocked, and the fierce gods are evil...... His uncle, it's actually stuck, I'll go, it's really too off the chain, fortunately, I just chanted this spell in my heart, the fat man's face was pasted with yellow paper, and Mu Ge (Northeast dialect: stupid) stood there, and didn't notice my ugly.

I secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly thought of a spell, oh, finally picked it up: "The sky is clear, the earth is clear, the spirit is three, the sun, the moon and the stars, the sky and the earth are terrifying, and the fierce gods and evil spirits are ordered by me to go non-stop." Heavenly spirits, earth spirits, fierce gods and evil spirits, yin killing, yang killing, numbness, joy and evil are all changed and destroyed......"

I muttered that I had finally finished the incantation, and then, with the backs of my hands facing each other, my little fingers hooked with each other, and I flipped them from the inside out, turning them into thumb to thumb and index finger to point at the fat man, and at the same time my mouth shouted: ", the fire of the divine soldier is as urgent as the law. ”

The fat man didn't react, it's over, I lamented, although I had expected that the chance of our success was not even 20%, but everyone has a speculative psychology of wanting to get lucky, otherwise why those gamblers gambled so much that they would not stop, it was because they always had a belief that they might have met this time, and they would not realize it.

The same is true for me, thinking that there is a slim expectation lurking in my heart, so I am still somewhat disappointed after realizing that the first spell cast of our two 72 generations of Mixed Yuan Sect failed.

Seeing that the fat man was still standing with his eyes closed, I said listlessly, "Elder Wang, take in the supernatural powers." ”

Eh, the fat man doesn't actually bird me.

"Hey, second senior brother, what are you doing, and making fists, who are you secretly fighting with." I looked at the fat man's face as an old monk, and felt angry and funny, you said that you are a fat thief of more than 180 pounds, and it is not ambiguous for a person to die with four or five underworld double-flower red sticks, and a small, doomed to fail swelling and painkiller charm will scare you into these three grandsons, and you will not be a person anymore.

"Okay, don't pretend to be a vegetative person, it's all gameover, okay, wash and sleep, ah." I was just about to reach over and scratch the fat man's rib fan, when an unexpected scene suddenly happened: the yellow paper charm on the fat man's forehead spontaneously combusted without fire and burned the fat man's hair, but the fat man was still unconscious.

I suddenly felt very cold, not only because I was nervous and scared, but also because the temperature in the room had dropped all of a sudden, so cold that people began to fight with each other.

After the yellow paper talisman was burned, the gray paper ash did not fall to the ground, but burst like a fireworks, and the sparks splashed on the fat man's face, and the fat man shook and suddenly opened his eyes.

Eh, as soon as this fat man wakes up, it's better not to wake up, why? I dropped a mother's forehead, and as soon as this guy opened his eyes, okay, the two small eyes that were originally not big somehow turned into smoky makeup, and the corners of the eyes were full of affection, which was called a charm.

Moreover, the way the fat man looked at me was not right, it should definitely not be the way a man looked at a man.

"Fatty, senior brother," I swallowed, "I know, every man has a brokeback mountain in his heart, but, what, brother is really bad about this, and ah, I can tell you, this spell doesn't work at all, let's not pretend to be a ghost." ”

The fat man glanced at me very coquettishly: "I hate it, you hooked up with others first, or they are doing well, why don't you pull people in, you will have bad intentions when you see you." ”

The fat man covered his mouth with his bear paw and "smiled", looking like a girl with a shy face. But I can't laugh at all.

Because, the fat man has changed his voice and changed sex again, and what he makes is a fake girl's voice.

In this situation, my head is like a mutton pot, a chaos. It's over, if you rule out the possibility that the fat man has the habit of pretending to be a fake mother, or that he deliberately teases me, then, the only answer is: we really attracted ghosts again, and we got on the fat man's body,

"Who are you? Let's have no grievances, let's go, ah, I understand, I understand, I can't let you come back and forth in vain, you leave a name, I will burn a lot of paper for you, if you really like my buddy's type, I'll give you a paste Guo Degang Uncle Guo burned, that guy is more fun than him. "I've been messing with Uncle Li for so long, and I finally understand a truth, people and ghosts are the same, you can be tempted, that's it, who will have trouble with money, unless he is sick and doesn't take medicine.