"Don't, don't." Seeing that the fat man wanted to get started, I hurriedly stopped the fat man and explained, "I am the extreme yin physique, and the tongue represents the heart, and the tongue is naturally the yin qi of the extreme yin, so that the willow leaves can replace the locust leaves to help the law." ”

", what a tongue, isn't it just a spitting star." The fat man muttered dissatisfiedly, but he didn't pull the willow leaves again. ”

Seeing that the fat man was in submission, I immediately closed my eyes to him and stared at him, and drew a blinding charm with my fingers, all in one go. When I opened my eyes again, I suddenly bit my cheeks: Whose little brother is this, wearing a casual ski suit, with a white face and a spring breeze, the whole career is successful and well-maintained limited edition Fuwa.

Seeing that I was stunned at him, the fat man was also a little confused: "What, what's the matter, I see that I am a little hairy (Northeast dialect: crazy)." ”

I patted the fat man seriously: "Brother, when you go out in the future, you must pick up a place with a lot of people, or it will be easy to be taken down by a female hooligan, handsome, too handsome." ”

The fat man looked at his body suspiciously, and then touched his face, but he was also shocked, completely shocked, confused, and excited.

Time is pressing, I no longer make fun of the fat man, I concoct it in the same way, and use the blinding charm to make myself look new.

When the fat man saw the miracle happen again, he still couldn't help but sigh in admiration, and did not hide his envy at all: "Oh, I'll go, if I learn this, my daughter-in-law will have to save a lot of money for beauty and clothes in the future, it's a good deal, it's too cost-effective." ”

"You don't talk nonsense, hurry up and stop the car." Looking at the fat-looking fat man with a face of wealth obsessed with a bottom, I really didn't know what to say, and I was completely speechless and stunned.

To say that now this person is really judged by appearance, a typical small citizen mentality, after the disguise, I and the fat man were well-dressed and graceful to the side of the road, and the taxi itself took the initiative to lean over, the driver rolled down the window, and looked courteous: "Boss, do you want a car, hey, it's not that I'm too talkative, this piece is not peaceful, you two or get in the car and hurry back to the city." ”

The fat man and I snorted with our noses pretending to be reserved, opened the door, and sat down in the back of the car.

"Hehe, look at the posture of the two of you sitting in the car, you are the ones with ID cards." The driver's mouth of the taxi is broken, after starting the car, the driver began to chat with us, "Now some leaders, big money or something, are willing to sit in the co-pilot, as if how awesome, in fact, in an accident, the death rate of the co-pilot position is the highest, this is not a bicycle anti-furnace tube, pure mountain cannon, haha, hi, I said what is this, phew." ”

The driver was rumored to be in the market from a major national event, and he said that he had a ride or a ride, and soon, the car entered the city.

After a night of tossing and turning, the fat man and I were already physically and mentally exhausted, and now sitting in the car, with the regular ups and downs of the body, the eyelids gradually became heavy, and the whole person began to be drowsy.

"Ah, Mom, there's a ghost, there's a ghost..." I was in a daze, and suddenly I was awakened by a terrible scream, and I suddenly turned over and sat up, looking around vigilantly.

The fat man's reaction was even more excessive, and before he opened his eyes, a cannon fist hit the front windshield of the taxi: "Sun Tzu, those who avoid me live, and those who block me die!" ”

After some tossing, the fat man and I finally woke up, opened our eyes and looked, hey, the sky was already light, and the car had arrived in the city. Look again, damn, where did the driver go?

At this moment, the fat man and I happened to see the rearview mirror above the front windshield, and couldn't help but look at each other and smile bitterly: this driver, sure enough, is hell in the daytime, no wonder he screams so heartbreakingly!

The book was picked up, and it was said that the fat man and I were sitting in a taxi dreaming of Zhou Gong, and suddenly heard a scream of "there is a ghost", which scared me and the fat man, who had become frightened birds, into a daze, and looked around in a hurry, thinking that the car had gone back to the grave.

When the two of us finally came to our senses, we looked at it, yo, why is the driver gone, I was wondering, I inadvertently looked up and saw the rearview mirror, oh, we were suddenly startled: Mom, in the mirror, two ugly ghosts with red faces and a big head swollen like durian were staring at four white-eyed eyes and black-eyed eyes, looking at us stupidly.

After staying for a while, the fat man looked at me with contempt: ", your charm is a JB copycat, or it's past the expiration date, so it's time to fart, why is it showing its original form, you can't let me be intoxicated for a while." ”

I also feel quite panicked, yes, the blinding charm of this void painting doesn't last long, but it won't be so fast, right? However, at this juncture, I really don't have the mood to argue with the fat man: "Okay, big brother, hurry up, don't you see, that voice is what the driver shouted after seeing your honor, if you don't leave, it is estimated that the police should block the door." ”

As I spoke, I pulled the fat man and drilled out of the car, and the fat man walked his legs out, and complained in his mouth: "Don't fall on the pig, just see others black, ah, your face looks like a mudslide scene, is it better than me?" ”

"Okay, it's all my fault, okay." I looked at the fat man with an unconvinced face, angry and funny, this natural stay, for the sake of friends, you can ignore life and death, and don't look back in the face of the sword mountain and the sea of fire, but sometimes you look like a wayward child, and the big thing of sesame seeds should be more serious, pull out a share, it's really a blind man's eye disease?? It's gone.

Probably, this is what the ancients called "Lu Duan's big things are not confused".

Looking at the fat man muttering, I felt a long-lost warmth in my heart for no reason. Really, after last night's bloody battle, at this moment, you find that you are still alive, looking at the morning light on the horizon, a group of old people who have been practicing in the morning are carrying fritters and vegetables bought in the morning market, and are walking around with laughter, only to feel from the bottom of your heart: It's good to be alive ordinary.

What's more, you are also accompanied by a friend of life and death who can go to the soup for you at any time.

I was secretly sighing to myself, when I suddenly heard a few old exclaims: "Oh, what's wrong with these two children, what a sin." ”

I looked back at it, hey, several enthusiastic aunts and uncles were surrounding me and the fat man to ask long and short questions, and one of them decided that we were migrant workers who were cheated by the employer of the black coal kiln, and had to take out their mobile phones to call the police for us.

Where is this, it's too late for us to hide from the police! Looking at those old-fashioned and hot-hearted uncles and aunts, I was so anxious that I sweated on the back of my neck, but I couldn't get out, but I wanted my own life.

At this moment, the fat man came to his senses, squeezed his eyes at me, laughed, and laughed so that the old men and old ladies were dizzy, and said that this child should not be so angry that he was nervous.

Seeing that the old men and old ladies were attracted by themselves, the fat man rushed around and hugged his fists: "Uncle and aunt, we are not in trouble, but to promote the protection of wild animals, this is called performance art, understand?" What's that, just the advertisement of Yao Mingcheng who is always acting on TV, there is no sale, there is no killing, remember? We're all an advertising agency, haha. ”

I looked at the fat man with infinite admiration, your uncle, you eat wicker latte baskets, and you can weave them too well.

However, since ancient times, home remedies for serious diseases, listening to the fat man say this, the old men and old ladies were really heartfelt, and they shook their heads and left, and several aunts sighed while walking: "Now these young people don't know what it means to be good-looking, we were young when we were ......."

An old man whispered to the old lady next to him as he walked: "Yao Ming? Isn't Yao Ming the athlete who ran the 110-meter hurdles? What's the matter, what kind of performance art, this has to make money from the old nose, right? ”

Looking at the backs of those uncles and aunts who believe in the truth, I can't cry or laugh, pulling the fat man with a sparkling face and running away, this place can no longer be left horizontally and vertically, otherwise there may be something unbelievable and lively for a while.

The fat man and I ran back to the psychiatric clinic out of breath, and as we passed by the entrance of the community, I broke a handful of willow branches. As soon as I entered the door, I didn't say a word to the fat man, drew the curtains and set up the table. In this process, the two of us did not say a word, and cooperated tacitly, because we had to set up an altar to repair Uncle Li's damaged soul.

I first drew a gossip on the wooden floor with wicker dipped in water, then sprinkled ice cubes in the gossip, and then the fat man and Yi lay in the gossip, and the whole person seemed to enter a hypnotic state. At this time, I bit the middle finger of my right hand and dripped the blood on the fat man's eyebrows, only to see that the blood droplets did not flow to the sides of the eyebrows, nor did they penetrate into the skin, but swirled around the fat man's eyebrows like mercury beads.

Seeing this spectacle, my face was as cold as ashes. What's going on? According to the record of the "Yin Fu Zangjing", when the ghost soul is damaged, the warlock can take the method of dripping blood to check the degree of damage to the soul, that is, the finger blood is dropped on the eyebrows of the host where the soul is hiding. If the blood seeps into the skin, it means that the soul is not a big problem, and it will be raised for a period of time; If the blood is neither scattered nor seeping, it means that the soul has reached the verge of being scattered.

At this time, Uncle Li's soul was in the middle of the gathering and dispersion.

Looking at the blood droplets that spun like a spinning top, my heart was like a knife, and I gritted my teeth, although I didn't know much about the ghost summoning technique in the "Yin Fu Hidden Sutra", but at this moment of crisis, I couldn't care about much, so I could only fight for it.

Thinking of this, I calmed down, took out a piece of yellow mounted paper from the wooden box where Uncle Li loaded the magic utensils, dipped the brush in the cinnabar blended with white wine, and wrote on it the handwriting of "Deacon Cui of the Difu respects Qi, and learns Yang Xiaokai to kowtow in the evening", and then incinerated the yellow mounted paper in front of the offering stage, and silently recited in his mouth, "Please ask the general of the black flag, fall into the mortal world to save all the people, the black flag is divided into two realms, spread my word of the word to fall into the underworld, the disciples of the Dharma are all pleased, and the deacon of the Cui Mansion is as urgent as the law." ”