Chapter 68: The Legendary Transfiguration

In fact, although those thugs are all hung up, but not to fall to the ground, they are mainly frightened by the fat man who has big nerves just now, holding a steel pipe as a gun, so he took the opportunity to lie on the ground and pretend to be dead, and now when he sees the big brother at both ends of the peace, it seems that this fight does not have to fight anymore, so he pretended to be in pain and got up, and followed the old car and walked away.

Seeing the figure of Che Laodao and his entourage disappearing in the night, the fat man looked at Uncle Li unwillingly: "Master, this, just let them go, it's too cheap for them." ”

Uncle Li didn't squeak, and only after making sure that Che Laodao and they had gone far away did he turn to us with a wry smile: "Two little kings and eight lambs, if I hadn't bluffed them with big words just now, our masters would be three ghosts now." ”

The fat man and I were taken aback when we heard this, and then we looked at Uncle Li, who was still looking like he was going to rob the emperor and sleep with a sleeping lady, and at this time he was already with a black face, and even his body began to be a little blurred.

My day, Uncle Li is clearly a symptom of soul damage, what is the situation.

"Fly, hurry, uncle wants to get on you, let's get out of here first. I'm afraid. Uncle Li's weak voice was like a disturbed radio band, intermittent, "I'm afraid that the group of revolutionary generals you just invited will come out again, then your uncle and I really don't have a curse." ”

"Master, did you see it earlier?" The fat man's face flushed, and he twisted a little.

"Your uncle and I guessed it as soon as I saw your red face, stop talking nonsense, sneak back to the clinic while I can hold on." Uncle Li held on and got on the fat man's body.

Although the conversation between Uncle Li and the fat man was like a toad jumping into a well, I didn't understand it, but I still dragged the fat man to the clinic. Because, I know, no matter how late it is, Uncle Li's soul will be gone, maybe we will never see this old liar who already regards him as his father in his heart.

After running out of the bungalow area and onto the road, the fat man and I reached out to hail the taxi, ready to rush back to the clinic as fast as we could.

However, when a few taxis saw us waving for a taxi, they had slowed down and approached us, but just as the taxi approached us and was about to stop, the driver suddenly stepped on the accelerator and sped away, as if he had seen a ghost.

"Your sister, you're all fucking in a hurry to get out of the funeral, aren't you?" The fat man was anxious because he was worried about Uncle Li's safety, and he couldn't help but scold the taxi butt who was smoking all the way.

I stopped the fat man, pointed to the fat man's face, and then pointed to my own face, which means: With the current appearance of our brothers, you still expect the taxi to dare to pull you, and they don't call 110 to the police.

The fat man looked at me, and then at his own body, which was both blood and dirt, and squatted on the ground with air bags and smoked a cigarette. After a while, the fat man said angrily: "Kaizi, this place is at least 5 kilometers away from the city, if we go back, I'm afraid, I'm afraid that Uncle Li won't be able to stand it." You know, I can feel that Uncle Li doesn't even have the strength to communicate with me now. ”

I'm also in a hurry, I can't wait to turn over to the clinic with one heel, and hurry up to save Uncle Li. However, if you are unconscious, you can't die, and the top priority at the moment is to find a way to stop a taxi to go back.

I was scratching my ears and cheeks to hold back my thoughts, and the fat man threw half of the cigarette butt to the ground and stood up with a sigh: "Niang Xipi, it's so soft that it can't be done, so come to the overlord and make a bow, and the master will rob the car." ”

I looked at the fat man with a frightened face, to be honest, I have known the fat man for some time, although this guy is often out of tune, always angry, but there is one thing, he is definitely a master who is not afraid of things, especially when relatives and friends face some kind of danger, he is definitely a tiger coming down the mountain, that is to eat people.

So, when the fat man shouted that he was going to carjack, I had no doubt about his determination and action, but this was not a solution, but a crime. However, looking at the fat man with cracked eyes and murderous face, I knew that at this time, I just split my tongue and spit out broccoli in my mouth, and I am afraid that it will not make the fat man come to his senses.

Looking at the fat man's two red-faced men who looked particularly bewitching because of his anger, I was so anxious that my eyes were blue, and I thought of a way to save Uncle Li and stop the fat man.

Just as I was talking to the ants on the hot pot, I was getting busier and more chaotic, and in the distance, a car drove up with bright headlights.

Seeing another car coming, the fat man smiled gloomily, picked up a fist-sized stone from the side of the road, and then lay down in the middle of the road, holding the stone hand hidden on the side of his body with his back to the car.

Oh, this dead fat man plays the porcelain trick that street gangsters are used to, and he really looks good, and he doesn't need to change it. But, but, but, when the fat man got up again, no one knew what would happen: the owner of the car was knocked down, the fat man and I drove back to the clinic, and then, we were jailed for robbery? Or maybe we coerced the owner of the car to drive us back to the clinic, and then, killing the owner of the car to kill us, we were not so ruthless; After releasing the owner, he will go to the police soon, and then we will either sit and wait for the police to come to deliver the "bracelet", or we will wander the world from then on, fleeing in panic all day long.

I was thinking about it all the time, but the car was getting closer and closer, and I looked at the ever-expanding headlights, and I was in a hurry, and my eyes were suddenly blinded by the bright light.

Just when my surroundings suddenly fell into darkness, a miracle happened, and my heavenly eyes suddenly became extremely bright and transparent, so that I saw a talisman recorded in the "Yin Fu Zangjing" for no reason: the Blind Lookout Charm.

As the name suggests, this blind charm is a kind of blinding method, which can make the caster hide his true face for a short time after casting the spell, and show people with another face, to put it bluntly, it is a high-level disguise technique mixed with illusion.

It's not too difficult to draw, and my ability to write a virtual drawing charm with my fingers is a small success, and although the charm lasts for a limited amount of time, as long as I can stick to the city, it's done.

As soon as I thought of this, my heart suddenly brightened, and I pulled up the fat man who was determined to carjack: "Senior brother, get up quickly, I have a way." ”

"What's the solution? Don't fool me, let me tell you, I'm out of the way today, you lied to me in the first year of junior high school, and I still have fifteen. The fat man's body fell straight down, and he was reluctant to leave the middle of the road.

"I'll change your face, won't you be able to get a taxi? You're really supposed to lose weight, I'm about to collapse. "This dead fat man is a pile of fat meat of more than 180 pounds, I dragged him to the side of the road, it was really not easy, and the farts were tired.

I finally got the fat man to the side of the road, I was just about to draw a finger charm, but I was stunned all of a sudden, damn, I actually forgot, the blinding charm must be used with locust leaves to be effective.

However, in the middle of the night, where do I go to find the sad locust leaves?

The fat man saw that my eyebrows were dancing and I looked like a villain, and he was suddenly stunned and stunned, and he was also a little worried: "Brother, what, am I scared of you, you, what's wrong with you, what's wrong with you, what's wrong with you being in a hurry?" ”

Looking at the crystal tears faintly flashing in the fat man's eyes, I really can't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, for Uncle Li and me, who have nothing to do with him, the fat man's good teacher can't be said, and he was absorbed into the 17 groups, and then he was involved in a dangerous incident full of conspiracy, blood and death, and now, in order to save Uncle Li, he has to defy the law again. And I learned a spell of thirteen moves, but I couldn't help at all at the critical moment, I, am I still a master?

The fat man saw that I was so anxious that I was sweating like beads of rain jumping out, and his heart softened, and he reached out to help me wipe my wet forehead, and smiled bitterly: "Brother, I know that you are for my good, but." As he spoke, the fat man looked at the car whizzing past us, swallowed and foamed, "If we only think about ourselves, and don't care whether Uncle Li lives or dies, then we will have to live in self-blame for the rest of our lives, I know that your education at the police academy has made you have an instinctive rejection of crime, so, let's let me do this matter, okay?" ”

I looked at the emotional fat man and wanted to cry without tears.

The fat man patted me on the shoulder, picked up the stone again, and walked slowly towards the middle of the road.

"Senior brother." I looked at the fat man with heavy steps and suddenly screamed.

The fat man turned around and smiled warmly, meaning "It's okay, I'm going." ”

"Senior brother, I have a way, really, lie to you as a puppy." I shouted again, so anxious that I swore an oath, and even forced out the super cute version of the oath at the bottom of the box, "I remember, you can replace the locust leaves with willow leaves stained with yin qi." ”

"Willow leaves, don't you say it earlier, this road is full of willow trees on both sides, and you need to take care of a cart of skins." The fat man looked at me suspiciously, still a little uneasy.

"Quick, don't ink, get me some willow leaves, ah, four is enough." I choked with my mouth wide open.

Although the fat man was suspicious, he helped me pick up four willow leaves. I couldn't wait to take the willow leaves, stretched out my tongue, and licked each willow leaf **, and the fat man frowned: "You lack vitamins, why are you so disgusting, I grass." ”

I looked at the fat man, hehe, Yile, and said in my heart that there would be more vomiting in a while. After licking the willow leaves, while the fat man was unprepared, I "snapped" and pasted two willow leaves on the left and right eyebrows of the fat man.

This time the fat man was disgusting, just like a puppy whose butt was burned by fire tongs, and jumped to scold me: "Your uncle, do you believe that my sixteen-zhang coffin buried you, oops, this guy is wet and buried to death." "Burying is a northeastern dialect, which means dirty and dead. It seems that this fat man is really sick to his stomach, and he is about to tear off the willow leaves on his eyebrows.