Ho, play green skin with us, right? Sample, I can't fix you yet. A meal of spicy chicken, this Huang San Uncle immediately showed his original form, and the fat man and I tied him up with a mulberry rope stained with the boy's urine, just like using the Five Thunder Spell to clean him up, is it also a combat exercise.

Oh, look at me and the fat man's murderous appearance, this kid actually pouted and cried with a sharp mouth, and cried while crying, the tune was like singing the two of them from the beginning of his stealing teacher to learn the Tao, how not easy, how to be bullied, we are sad to sing, then embarrassed to put down a heavy hand, pull up and drink it, a big drink, we have become iron buddies who can support their wives and children.

Of course, the fat man and I are still virgins, and Uncle Huang is also a widow, so the friendship between his wife and son is a piece of soup, so what the men say at the wine table is not credible.

This period of time is actually quite full, the fat man and I don't leave home, just practice, drink, and make up for the shortcomings, Uncle Huang came to us for a meal. Talking to us about gossip news from another world can be regarded as an eye-opener.

If you want to say that Uncle Huang's kid ** is really amazing, a mouth of Liaoning accent, speaking of the allusion of the earth fairy, it is foaming at the mouth, vivid, born with a good mouth, every time we hear it is straight eyebrows, only to know that in the parallel space with human beings, there is really a group of earth immortals, which originally only existed in the old paper pile and the old man's story.

However, in the evening of this day, the fat man and I were very bored, so we specially stewed a pot of stewed chicken with white mushrooms, and then I burned a three-nafu for Uncle Huang, informed him that we invited him to dinner, and then lit a cigarette and waited for this guy to come to the door.

However, it is very strange that in the past, as long as this Third Uncle Huang received our three charms, he would basically arrive in less than 10 minutes, so that we all wondered if the fairy world had already introduced a taxi plane. However, this time, after waiting for half an hour, Uncle Huang rushed to the clinic with a tired face.

As soon as he entered the door, although Uncle Huang still looked like he couldn't wait to grab the chicken leg and gnaw on it, he was obviously a little worried, looking at our puzzled eyes, and stopped talking.

", don't make up this mother's sullen virtue, don't you say anything if you have anything, what's the matter?" The fat man has a temper that can't hold back his words, and Uncle Huang's expression of wanting to talk almost makes him crazy.

Third Uncle Huang put down the half-gnawed chicken leg, a pair of small eyes that were always grunting like thieves looked at us directly, and tears were about to fall: "Xiao Kai, Yifei, to be honest, our earth immortal world has always been recognized by the orthodox fairy world, thinking that we are sideways, and in the world, most of the people who worship us as the Baojia Immortals are also out of some kind of utilitarian mentality, so our earth immortals are actually quite inferior, really." ”

The fat man and I nodded involuntarily, Uncle Huang usually seems to be out of tune, but what he said is indeed the truth, because in the Northeast Gada, all those who worship the Baojia Immortals are out of the need for some kind of practical interests, and they have to do it as a last resort.

What is this like, just like the difference between civil servants and secondees, maybe you recruit people usually do a lot of work and are very tired, but when issuing year-end bonuses or benefits, you can only watch the civil servants of the landlords drinking tea all day to get old man's tickets home and staring, why, this is the difference in identity, understand?

And the earth immortals are compared to the upper immortals, just like civil servants and seconded personnel, although they are all mixed in the fairy world, but the treatment they enjoy is really 108,000 miles apart, probably this is also the general snobbish people affected by the brand effect, always think that this orthodox immortal is like a government official, with greater magical powers, can do big things.

I shook my head, and wanted to persuade the sad Uncle Huang: "Hey, don't think about it, you earth immortals are small and weigh thousands of pounds, and you are serious and famous." My aunt's family has always provided a Wong Tai Sin as a family protector. ”

After saying this, my face also turned red, no, if my aunt hadn't built a house at the beginning, how could she have offered Wong Tai Sin to be a family protector, I'll go.

"Hehe, it's okay, you don't have to persuade me." Third Uncle Huang seemed to see through my heart, and smiled quite open-mindedly, "I say this, not to complain to you, but to tell you that in the past few days of dating you, I can feel that you two brothers are very kind and good-hearted, and you really treat me as a friend, so ......"

Third Uncle Huang lowered his head and muttered for a short time, then raised his head decisively and said: "What we pay attention to when making friends is to exchange hearts for hearts, you treat me as a buddy, and I can't look at my friends if they are in trouble or not, let me tell you, these days, we are busy moving in the immortal world." ”

I looked at the fat man for a moment, the earth fairy moved? You must know that this earth immortal is a spiritual animal essence, although it has been cultivated into a human form, its instinct to foresee danger has not been lost, but has become more powerful. Moreover, the sense of territory of the earth immortals is very strong, and they each have their own range of activities, and they will not leave their territory where they have become immortals, so once the earth immortals move, it means that an extremely serious event will occur.

The fat man and I are really not calm now, the fat man is sucking the vermicelli, and he doesn't move anymore, he looks at Uncle Huang in a daze and waits for the following, the vermicelli is wandering back and forth on the chin, like a cold snot.

"Originally, I couldn't have come today, as you know, because of the disrespect of human beings to the earth immortals. The Earth Immortal Realm has a hostile mentality towards humans, and they will easily not help humans who have nothing to do with them, so if they know that I leaked the news, they will definitely clean me up. Third Uncle Huang looked at us very sincerely, "I don't say this to ask you for favors, but to tell you that I probably won't be able to come to you for a while, don't guess." ”

The fat man and I just wanted to ask the Earth Immortal Club what punishment Huang San would make, but Huang San Uncle waved his hand to stop us: "Recently, the evil spirit in this place of Yaksh has become more and more intense, and even the underground rivers have been artificially diverted with mana, which is an act against the sky." Our earth immortals practice by absorbing the aura of heaven, earth, sun and moon, and this destruction of feng shui is to cut off the life path of our earth immortals. Where is this, but when we check, the grass is fucking, it's been a long time, and there are ruthless characters who play evil arts in this realm, all of this, he made the ghost? ”

"Who?" I asked with the fat man in the same voice, in fact, I had already guessed in my heart.

"Hong Jinye." Although we already had the answer in our hearts, when we heard Uncle Huang say this name, we still chuckled in our hearts.

It seems that what is coming is finally here.

However, the fat man and I still have doubts, that is, although we have doubts about Hong Jinye's true identity through Hong Weidong's hand before, plus Uncle Li later saw the feng shui of the bungalow area of the fat man's house, Hong Jinye is already a cult, but, why is Uncle Huang so nervous about us?

What does this involve us?

Seeing me and the fat man's faces full of doubts, Uncle Huang simply told you what he knew: "I'll tell you all, in order to touch the bottom of Hong Jinye, we sent the second black master to meet Hong Jinye at night, but he was beaten to the ground for 500 years of practice, not to mention, and he was seriously injured, alas, it's really miserable." Uncle Huang sighed, "If you can't fight hard, we will arrange for the secret agent to go undercover, wanting to find out where Hong Jinye came from and what he wants to do?" As a result, the result ......"

"Oh, what are you talking about, say squeezing." The fat man was so anxious that he scratched his heart with a hundred claws, and he didn't choose what to say.

"As a result, when the undercover agent came back to report, in addition to finding out that Hong Jinye wanted to build the bungalow area of Xiaogushan into a corpse breeding ground, he also had to attack you two brothers." After Uncle Huang said this, he was like he had collapsed, and he sat down in his chair and gasped.

"Fuck, the old girl is very good, why are you eye-catching with our buddies, it doesn't make sense?" The fat man didn't look very nervous, but he was a little thoughtful.

"What are you pretending to be foolish?" I looked at the fat man, my voice was a little hoarse, "We and Hong Weidong have fought twice, and the second time he let him hang up, he is a fool, and he also knows that we understand Taoism, since Hong Jinye wants to do such a big thing, then he must not want to make any mistakes, and anyone who may endanger his plan must rather kill the wrong person than let it go." ”

"That's not right." I suddenly thought of something, and turned my head to look at Uncle Huang, "Then Hong Jinye is so good, you sent an undercover agent, he couldn't notice it, and he couldn't explain it with emotion and reason, there shouldn't be any fraud in this, right?" ”

"That's not going to happen, because the undercover agents we sent are all descendants of the Gray Eighth Master, no matter how clean their family is, they are indispensable, so naturally they won't attract attention. Damn, those little cubs monkey spirits monkey spirits, they didn't tell me the truth at first, and then I was scared into saying these things. Uncle Huang looked proud, but he was immediately covered by the haze.

"Eighth Master Gray?" I was a little confused, I always felt that the name was quite familiar, as if I had heard it somewhere, and after thinking about it for a while, I was amused.

The fat man glared at me: ", what's the matter with the scare, this is a serious matter, what are you laughing at?" ”

"No, I suddenly remembered a very funny thing, it's okay, it's okay, you go on and say yours." I looked at the third uncle with a sharp beak and monkey cheeks, thinking about the honor of the gray eighth master, and I still couldn't help but laugh secretly in my heart.