Later, I learned that Uncle Li and Fat Man just took things that were not very important to them and didn't take them seriously, but once they encountered something that they felt was very important, such as brotherhood, they could definitely risk their lives to defend it. It is precisely because of their dedication to admitting death and tendoning that I was able to escape death again and again in the later dangerous adventures.

The following days were somewhat boring, and every day he either made Uncle Li a big old man and fried spicy lungs, or he studied the "Yin Fu Zangjing" with his head hanging on the beam.

However, after Tian Qigong opened the Heavenly Eye, when I watched the "Yin Fu Zangjing" again, it was like having a scanner in my head, and the difference between those runes that originally looked the same was clear and changeable. However, just because you can read it doesn't mean you can draw it. So, I basically memorize the mantra every day, and then practice drawing the talismans. And Uncle Li is full of tricks, one will ask me to draw talismans with cinnabar, another will ask me to draw talismans with water, and in the afternoon, he will let me practice the void talismans, hey, my head is big, I really want to be crazy.

As for the fat man, it was even worse, because there was less real fire on the top of his head, and Uncle Li asked him to focus on the second volume of the "Yin Fu Zangjing", which is said to be easier to invite the gods to the body. However, this fat man is a beginner in God fighting, and he can't grasp the essentials at all, although he also has opened the eyes of the sky, and it is not a problem to memorize the mantra and take Yu steps, but it is the same, please ask the ghosts and gods on the body, maybe it is not the old lady who just died upstairs a few days ago, or some unsuccessful earth immortals, such as rat essences and the like, which makes Uncle Li very depressed, and he has to be a free bus driver every day, sending those ghosts and earth fairy gifts out of the door.

The only thing that can make us relax is that Lina's soul, which was collected by Uncle Li in the Soul Gathering Bowl and cultivated with pure water every day, gradually recovered her vitality, and she came out from time to time every night to chat with us, and it was pleasant to talk.

It's just that I don't know if I'm thinking too much or being amorous, I always feel that Lina's eyes are a little blurry when she looks at me, and some of her veins are affectionate, maybe it's my own thoughts of spring at all, and any woman looks like she has a crush on me.

Busy and busy, a Monday passed in a flash. Seeing that I had stumbled and stumbled with the fat man and learned half-baked, Uncle Li was ready to go back to the underworld to go to the top of the errand. However, on the night when Uncle Li was going back to the underworld, the fat man's mobile phone rang, and it was his mother who called, saying that the government had ordered that the bungalow must be demolished within a time limit, otherwise it would be forcibly demolished by the government.

The fat man was anxious when he heard this, and Zhang Luo wanted to go back and have a look. Seeing that Uncle Li seemed a little vague, I simply muttered about the fact that Hong Jinye, chairman of Tianjiao Construction Company, instructed his nephew Hong Weidong to take the underworld to the bungalow area of the fat man's house to demolish it, and we fought with them, and later broke Hong Weidong's god in the nightclub.

After hearing this, Uncle Li pondered for a while and said, "I'll go with you at night to see, what kind of feng shui treasure land makes them so worried?" ”

"Then I'll go too." Lina muttered cherry lips, and she wanted to join in the fun.

At 10 o'clock in the evening, the fat man led us back to his house, the old man and the old lady saw that her son was back, but there was a backbone, and before she opened her mouth, tears came down: "Xiaofei, we can't twist our arms and thighs, the government has spoken, let's move." ”

"It's okay, Mom, we are a country ruled by law, and we have turned against them." Because we were thinking about Uncle Li floating outside, after chatting with the fat man's parents for a few words, we lied that we went out to find someone to see what to do, and ran out. When we saw the beautiful shadows of Uncle Li and Lina floating in the air, a strange feeling arose in our hearts at the same time:

Are we crazy, or is the world in a state of madness without us knowing it? Otherwise, how could we form such a nondescript, unbelievable, but harmonious and intimate combination of two people and two ghosts, where does this make sense.

The fat man and I walked over, and Uncle Li looked back at us: "This Hong Jinye definitely has other plans." ”

"What do you see?" The fat man asked with his face up, as if he was talking to Yao Ming.

"This place, surrounded by mountains, the middle of the low-lying terrain, should be a blessed land for fortune and treasure, but, you see, the surrounding mountains look like dragons, but there are gaps in both directions of the meridian. Moreover, the vegetation of this mountain is sparse, the mountain wind is cold, and there are clouds in "Eyes into the Earth": the high does not fight, the flash does not leave the pulse, and the low does not make the cold, which means

Fighting evil is to hurt the dragon, and being cold is degassing, the descendants of those who hurt the dragon are defeated, and the descendants of those who are degassed are also defeated. Look at this mountain again, the stones are exposed, there is no cave at all, the true qi is difficult to stay, and the true qi does not gather, the bones of the ancestors are cold underground, the children and grandchildren are poor and withered, and food and clothing are not guaranteed. "Uncle Li has been talking for a long time, and the fat man and I still have a pimple soup on our heads.

"What do you mean?" The fat man shouted.

"It's a dead land, uninhabitable, and whoever lives in it is unlucky." Uncle Li summed it up in a word.

"I'll wipe it, then Hong Jinye is still worried about a jb hair, who would dare to buy this place if it is built up." The fat man was puzzled.

"I said it wasn't suitable for living people, but I didn't say it wasn't suitable for anything else." Uncle Li sells a pass.

"Then you mean to live for the dead, isn't that just a cemetery? Not to mention, the price of the cemetery is now more expensive than the one. "I was infinitely emotional.

"No, building a cemetery in this place will also affect the children and grandchildren. I tell you, this is a place for corpses. Uncle Li uncovered the mystery, but his tone and expression really startled us.

"Think about it, Hong Jinye chose a piece of land where rabbits don't, but it is suitable for raising corpses, and his nephew will be extinct for hundreds of years The cult Jindan Dao Shenda, what does this mean? It shows that this Hong Jinye is definitely not a good man and a woman. "Uncle Li knew that we couldn't answer, so he made up a whole question and answered himself.

The fat man and I were dumbfounded, why did a group of cults emerge again? This Jakesh is too wicked, isn't it?

In the last book, Uncle Li finished reading the feng shui of the fat man's house, and gave the final appraisal results of the experts: This is a dead place that can be called five evils and three uniques. The fat man was shocked, but also felt a little relieved, what? The fat man finally figured out why the people living in their bungalow area were all bitter toiling people, it turned out to be feng shui fuckers, and it was not a human fault.

However, Hong Jinye is bound to get such a place of death that has to be carried and dangerous, and even uses administrative resources at any cost to get away with it (if there is no real money to impress, how can those meat eaters who are among the public servants be driven by Hong Jinye), if only from the perspective of a businessman chasing economic interests, then he is definitely making the pot steam, and his brain is so dead. However, if he is really such a reckless man who likes to work hard, how can he become the head of such a big industry as Tianjiao Company?

Since the possibility of Hong Jinye being fearless due to ignorance can be ruled out, then he did it on purpose. However, what is the purpose of such a decaying land that will harm his descendants even if it is a cemetery, but he has to spend so much effort to keep it for himself? The fat man and I made a variety of assumptions over and over again, and overturned them one by one, and finally had to raise our hands to surrender, what do you like, the sky is falling, everyone is dead, there is a man across the river, we still concentrate on practicing the spells in the "Yin Fu Zangjing" and the gods to fight it, maybe one day Tian Qigong a phone call, we have to go to what "sinkhole" to fill the big pit.

Even Uncle Li's old god stick who drank water on the Yangtze River and pressed his legs on the train track talked about the pit discoloration, if we two rookies don't hurry up to learn some self-defense and life-saving techniques, wouldn't it really be a fierce man in the toilet and looking for death ().

This so-called everything is afraid of the word serious, I and the fat man because we have a little Jiujiu in our hearts, so we are also very careful to practice, and we are making progress very quickly. Although the talisman I drew is still plausible, it is always half the effort to use, and the fat man's god has always insisted on taking the route of not picking and choosing, and picking up the dishes in the pot, and it is also full of jokes in inviting ghosts and gods to the upper body, and it is common to drop the chain.

Uncle Li didn't know what to do, and thought that we had changed our minds, happy, and thought about it, which old man didn't want his children to pursue progress. Therefore, Uncle Li returned to the netherworld with a very relieved mood, and when he left, he did not forget to tell us to keep in mind the ancient adage of "diligence is meritorious, drama is useless", and we can't expose the cold at once.

Dead old ghosts, more and more? It's a no-brainer, but we're very useful, and I guess, it's a kind of home. To be honest, Uncle Li's bulb really hurt us, and before leaving, he didn't forget to tell us that he didn't move the salary cards of me and the fat man, and he pressed them in the old-fashioned wooden cabinet. At the beginning, I was mainly afraid that we would be young and spend money indiscriminately. Now, we are independent and free to dispose of.

Since I went to work, the so-called salary that Uncle Li gave me every month was actually from his own salary, and I thought that his salary was used by him to help women who had lost their footing. Hey, you old liar, why do you want to be so nice to us, make us feel more and more inseparable from you, what kind of heart do you have.

Uncle Li is gone, the fat man and I practice diligently every day, and we are getting better day by day, plus there is a flower-like Lina as a cheerleader for us, this day is really comfortable.

Of course, isn't a peaceful life also broken by uninvited guests, who? Who else can there be, those ghosts and earth immortals who were unintentionally recruited by the fat man.

However, fortunately, the fat man and I were kind and charitable, so we put them on the offering table, invited them to eat and drink, and then sent them away happily. After coming and going, we have accumulated a certain amount of contacts in the ghost world and the earth immortal world, and have made a lot of friends. It is said that people and ghosts have different paths, in fact, you don't care, as long as you are willing to take the lead in opening your heart, these aliens who are usually respected by humans are actually full of cuteness.

Among them, there is a third uncle Huang who has become our best friend. As the name suggests, this Third Uncle Huang is, of course, Wong Tai Sin. Speaking of the acquaintance with Uncle Huang, it also stemmed from the fact that the fat man invited the wrong god and recruited him. It is said that it is easy to invite God and it is difficult to send God, and we have learned the accuracy of this sentence from Uncle Huang.

This kid eats and drinks, and he also wants to eat Daokou roast chicken, and I also bought it for him, hey, he is used to eating and running legs, and he still wants to lie in the fat man's body and not come out.