Seeing that the two of us looked brain-dead, Uncle Li shook his head helplessly: "These two books are called Yin Fu Zangjing, which are written by my father. This canon is divided into two parts, the first volume is about divination, the method of spells, the second volume is about psychic, the method of ghosts, Xiao Kai, your body is yin, there is an innate sixth sense of ghosts, so you can practice divination, spells, and a flying body is strong, you can practice psychics, the method of ghosts, in this way, you can complement each other, complement each other, and will also create an achievement. ”

I casually turned the first page, and saw that it was full of traditional Chinese characters written in small block letters, such as "the palace where the ancestor Lingbao is located, Liuding Liujia rushes to it" and so on, most of the fonts are not recognized, I can't help but say to Uncle Li with a wry smile: "Master, let's just watch these exercises, okay?" ”

Uncle Li was just about to speak, and the fat man over there was flipping through the second volume of the book, and he was full of praise: "Oh fuck, this old man, so talented, this rune is like a fucking celebrity signature...... Hey, hey, master, I was wrong. ”

I looked back, I dropped a mother, this product was hung upside down in the air by Uncle Li's spell, and then the shadowless big neck slipper, the batch snapped and called a crisp.

I looked at it and hugged it: "You deserve it, let you be nonsense, master, don't give me face, I'll die." ”

When Uncle Li was angry, he stretched out his hand and pointed at it, and the fat man turned around for two and a half weeks, lying on the floor and being grounded, and hummed straight in his mouth: "Oh, Master, I was wrong, don't look for me at night for your old man, I'm timid, and I wet the bed." ”

was so disturbed by the fat man, Uncle Li forgot what I asked just now: "Xiao Kai, what did you just say?" ”

"I said, 'Let's just practice with these books, okay?' Hey, hey, hey, master, you're doing this trick," I gestured to the downside, "what kind of spell is it, is it in this book?" ”

"Want to practice this?" Uncle Li looked at me with a smile, I said in my heart that it would be bad, this old ghost was going to be a moth again, sure enough, Uncle Li's next words could make the fat man relieve his hatred, "You don't need to practice this trick deliberately, when you become a ghost, it will naturally be, or will you try it?" ”

The fat man was happy: "It's time, retribution, let you see my jokes." ”

"Actually, these two books don't have much mystery, but they are the basic teachings of the Dao Law, as well as some of the techniques that our Mixed Yuan School borrowed from Miao Jiang's black and white witchcraft, but the way of heaven is impermanent, and the law is impermanent, as long as you are proficient in yin and yang, no matter what it is, you can use it for me to subdue demons and eliminate demons." Seeing me and the fat man looking at him with ignorance and adoration, Uncle Li was extremely helpless, ", you two can't play elegant, have you ever had a group fight?" ”

"I've been beaten, but I've been beaten mostly." The fat man just owes his mouth, and he doesn't forget to answer when he lies on the ground.

"Suppose a group of people cut you one and covered your head, and your nose was bleeding, and you stiffened up, and someone had to hand you a kitchen knife before you fought back, or did you greet your opponent no matter what bricks and tiles you touched?" Uncle Li is always a heuristic education, very instructive, very avant-garde, but it is a pity that his old man died early, otherwise the Ministry of Education should really invite him to give a lecture tour across the country to kill the prestige of the bad habit of cramming education.

"At that critical juncture, of course, it's all dry and eye-catching, and picking up a toothbrush handle can kill the two." As our generation who grew up at the junction of the Northeast and Inner Mongolia, you don't know how to pound the Shenjiu drum into the sky, but if you want to talk about fighting, who are we used to, although we lose more and win less, but our buddies knock out the front teeth and swallow blood, repeatedly defeated and repeatedly fought, and fight in groups, the most important thing is two words: Tiger force, you have to dare to start, and suppress the other party from the momentum, otherwise you will wait to be kicked by the military hook big leather shoe head full of purple bumps.

"That's right, these two books are mainly about how to use charms, how to invite the gods to come up with some basic essentials, as for the thousands of changes, only when you are proficient in these basic knowledge, can you improve little by little in the practice of catching ghosts and subduing demons." Uncle Li is deeply satisfied with the results of his inductive education.

"Master, you are really an expert." The fat man gave Uncle Li a thumbs up.

The fat man's flattery made Uncle Li very useful, and an old face smiled like ten thousand chrysanthemums. And the fat man and I also tacitly hehele, because we both know that the fat man means that Uncle Li is all the way to the guy who should be bricked by the kind of guy who is usually small-mouthed when he is fine, who speaks without backache, is not beneficial to the country, and has nothing to do with the people.

Uncle Li, you old Ultraman, do you think you are the 71st generation descendant of the Mixed Yuan Sect, a ghost, and you will hit us in the back of the head in the air? Thanks to the almighty and evil Internet, we finally let out a bad breath, how can this feeling be expressed by a cool word.

"By the way, master, what about those ghosts in that small western-style building, I've never done it." I remembered something important.

Uncle Li lowered his head and muttered for a while, then raised his head: "The matter of the small western-style building, you don't care about it for the time being, during this time, you and Yifei are mainly learning the Yin Fu Sutra and improving their abilities, because the 17th group will soon enter an eventful season." ”

"Oh, good." Seeing that Uncle Li's face was not very good, I didn't ask deeply.

At this time, the old-fashioned wall clock on the wall rang four times, and Uncle Li was startled: "Yo, the hour is coming, I have to go." ”

As Uncle Li was talking, the temperature in the room dropped suddenly, and the feeling was like a damp rainy day in the south. I was wondering, I saw the floor under my feet suddenly appear like a phantom like water lines, I subconsciously took a step back, and was wondering if I was dazzled, when I saw a dwarf wearing a black dress similar to that of an ancient official came out of the water lines, although the guy looked like a person, but the shriveled figure, like the bark of a tree uneven facial skin, made me still have a ghost wind pimple.

However, the more I was afraid of something, the more I was afraid of something, and after the guy who looked like a person and a ghost came out of the water pattern, he naturally glanced at me and said "um". At this glance, I had a feeling of almost collapse at that time, and then the whole person suddenly felt extremely relaxed, and involuntarily walked towards him.

In a trance, I saw the fat man yelling at me with a white face, but I couldn't hear clearly, and I didn't seem to be too lazy to listen, I just wanted to follow the guy.

Suddenly, I felt someone hit my Heavenly Spirit Cover hard, and felt a stream of heat flow all the way to my stomach, and then a flame suddenly burst out of my stomach, burning my internal organs in pain, I screamed, and suddenly woke up from my dream, sweating profusely, gasping for breath.

"Old Cui, what are you doing here? He's my apprentice, you're addicted to hooking souls, aren't you? "I saw Uncle Li being angry at that guy with a nose that wasn't a nose and a face that wasn't his face.

"Li Tou'er, I am also accustomed to nature, that kid is full of yin, I thought it was a Qing Soul (a newly dead ghost). Li Tou, the time has come, if you don't leave, it will be difficult for me to do it, brother. "The guy spoke in a hissing voice, how it sounded like the sound of electricity.

"Master, what's wrong with me?" I was terrified, knowing that something must have happened to me in that state just now.

"This is Deacon Cui, who is specially responsible for hooking souls. Don't understand? It is specifically responsible for hooking the souls of those who die unnaturally. Just now, you were almost hooked by him. Uncle Li glared at Deacon Cui angrily.

"Fortunately, the master made a timely move, squatting on your head, just like sitting on the toilet, click a whole thing, and you will come back to life."

The fat man hurriedly promoted Uncle Li's skills.

"Don't be embarrassed there, it's still clicking, I'm strained? That's called the Five Thunder Oil Pool Fire Charm, it's okay to read more books.? Uncle Li is not pleasing to anyone now, and turned around and scolded Deacon Cui, "Where did you come from, this smell on your body, smoked to death...... Hell. ”

Deacon Cui looked aggrieved: "Li Tou'er, we have always had to take Huangquan Road, but now where is there a well in this city, I have to come up from the sewer." ”

"Flutter", the dead fat man couldn't see the height of his eyebrows, when he heard that the master was actually going up the sewer, he was out of shape for a while, and he was even happy, this heartless thing.

Deacon Cui turned his head and glanced at the fat man, who hurriedly put his hands in his pockets, turned his face to the sky and hummed, "I want to ask you if you dare, I want you to say that you love me like that", pretending to be fine.

"If you dare to die, I will dare to bury it." Deacon Cui sneered, laughing so hard that my heels were numb. I know, he can do this.

"Okay, the time has come, and I have to leave for the teacher." Uncle Li glanced at me and the fat man, I trembled, and the reluctance and worry in Uncle Li's eyes reminded me of the look in my father's eyes when he saw me off on the platform at the beginning of school every year.

The corners of my eyes were moist. Dead old god stick, what are you inciting love, I don't know if I can't help but tease?

In the blurred line of sight, Uncle Li and Deacon Cui floated into the water streaks on the floor, and their figures became more and more transparent.

"Master, why should I contact you?" I suddenly remembered this important question and asked it in a thick nasal voice.

"With that watch, set the hour and minute hands to zero, and if the red light under the watch comes on, I'll come out to see you." Uncle Li's voice faded away, like an echo in the hollow.

"Uncle Li, gone?" The fat man cautiously leaned over and asked me.

"Let's go." I sat on the floor, damn, there was a sour smell of sewers on the floor.

"Hey, buddy has seen ghosts for so many years, it's the most exciting tonight, I'm rubbing, it's a female ghost and a ghost, buddy also mixed up a title, 72 generations of the mixed yuan faction, where is this reasonable, Kaizi?" The fat man shook his head there, looking like he had a crooked hand and a natural hi in his heart.

Looking at the fat man's virtue of entertaining himself, I suddenly remembered the old account that he almost strangled me just now, although he was subjected to a female ghost at that time and belonged to an incapacitated person, but he had to be a tool for committing crimes. Can't be cheap for this grandson.