Lin Han swore to God that if he had a weapon of mass destruction in his hand now, such as Alice's aunt's towel from two hundred years ago, he would definitely paste God's old face without hesitation.

Even if it's just a phantom.

I'm afraid that before today, most people with normal three views, including Lin Han, would never have thought that the Creator God, who was originally majestic in the eyes of the world, would actually be this urine......

"Can we say something useful? For example, what the hell is this dimensional management center for? What did you bring me for? ”

Since meeting Alice, the weight of the word God has fallen again and again in Lin Han's heart, coupled with this remote communication, Lin Han is now vomiting in a little bit of his stomach, and he simply goes straight to the topic.

"Well, since you've arrived at the villa, you're in our business."

God groaned for a moment, and the leader said in a full voice.

"How do I feel like I'm on a thief ship?"

The corners of Lin Han's mouth twitched, but God pretended not to hear.

"Let me introduce myself again, I'm God #666, the vice president of the Third World Line Committee of the Three-dimensional Branch of the Dimensional Management Center."

"So you don't call Li Dogan......"

"Ahem, Article 2333 of the Employee Code of the Dimensional Management Center: Don't interrupt when your boss is talking!"

God #666 Hands on his back, eyes like torches.

"Young man, you must first understand that I am a conscientious, responsible, conscientious, moral and enthusiastic person, and I will never find a random person from the street to substitute for me because I want to be lazy......"

"That's why I became a temporary worker! Nima finds someone at random...... Am I just that casual? ”

God #666 repeatedly emphasized Article 2333 of the Employee Code, but this was useless, and Lin Han, who was almost violent in his heart, was about to flip the table, but fortunately he didn't have that much energy.

"Calm down, boy, do you know how many people in the macro universe dream of being a member of the management center? You should rejoice in your good fortune instead of stuffing snacks into your mouth with an angry face, which, by the way, have long expired. ”

"Poof—you still put it on the coffee table when it's expired?"

Lin Han hurriedly poured two more mouthfuls of water to rinse his mouth. Just ten minutes ago, he felt that his unit was quite awesome, but now, he felt more and more in his heart that the backer behind him was unreliable (how can a person like God #666 be the vice president of the committee!). ）

"Uh, this blames me, this blames me, I didn't expect a new person to come to the house."

Alice hurriedly raised her hand to admit her mistake.

"I don't understand what it's like to put a bunch of expired snacks on the coffee table in the living room! Planning to take an impressive day trip to the toilets for your visitors? ”

"This is a dimensional rental house, who will come here when they are idle...... And there is a fantasy enchantment under Irina cloth on the periphery of the villa, and ordinary people can't enter it at all. ”

Alice spread her hands, saying that this was a normal phenomenon of her procrastination, and hoped that Lin Han would not mind.

In this regard, Lin Han could only admit that he was unlucky.

"The conversation seems to have shifted to something strange."

Alice hurriedly spoke out in an attempt to divert Lin Han's hatred.

"Well, I've been inking for so long, and I'm actually not so reluctant to get this unexpected job, on the contrary, I think it's quite interesting, but I want to ask, how is the treatment of the meta management center this time? You know, I only have three dollars and two cents in my pocket, and I haven't eaten a day today! I finally stuffed some carbohydrates into my mouth and Nima was expired, I ......"

"You're off topic again!"

Alice raised her hand to interrupt, resolutely resisting Lin Han's mention of expired snacks.

"In short, if you don't say anything else, if you don't have a welfare subsidy or something, it is estimated that the new employees you recruit will have to starve and faint at work tomorrow morning."

Lin Han is very single, anyway, he has already boarded the thief ship, and if he doesn't take the opportunity to take advantage of it, he won't be able to live this day.

"You can rest assured about this, the treatment of our organization is also one of the best in the macro universe, how many people want to come in, how can it be possible for employees to starve to death, I am in charge, eat and live, what, Alice, go and make instant noodles for Lin Han."

Lin Han: "......"

"You're a senior cadre of the Great Universe Organization, and you usually eat instant noodles!"

Forcibly pressing down this groove, Lin Han still asked tentatively with the last hope.

"Actually, what I mean is, as a grassroots cadre of a mysterious force in the big universe, shouldn't the organization give some special props that match the identity, such as the ring of the mysterious grandfather who lives inside, the jade pendant that can learn the world's first exercise, even if it is a Batman car!"

"Young man, have you read too many novels? If there is really that kind of cultivation that is the best in the world, the world will not be chaotic sooner? To tell you the truth, the reason why the dimensional universe can exist is because under the will of the macro universe, everything can be balanced, including the macro universe itself. Speaking of which, there are indeed some gadgets in the center that are beyond the material limits of the world line, but unfortunately, you are only in the trial period now, and some clergy-exclusive assembly items and economic benefits will definitely not be given to you at once. ”

God #666 groaned again, then gave a suggestion.

"In this way, I will personally give you a four-dimensional gadget, which will be counted as the benefit of the first month of your probationary period, and the benefits of the center will require you to make some achievements before I can help you apply. However, the salary will definitely be open as usual, and it will end in January. ”

As soon as he said this, Lin Han heard the voice of a soft girl on the other side of the communication device.

"Dead ghost, how long do you have to wait!"

Then I saw that the face of God #666 had become extremely solemn again.

"Okay, the balance of my phone bill is insufficient, the rest of the questions will wait a few days for you to go to the management center to ask, every new employee needs to report to the center office, then, I wish you a happy job, goodbye!"

"Hey!"

Lin Han had a black line on his head, and he really wanted to pull out an arbitrary door and rush to God #666 and paste his bear face with a shoehorn.

Then he heard the familiar voice:

"The God you are calling is not in the service area, please call again later."

If you think about it carefully, the content of this 20-minute call seems to be nonsense for 18 minutes......

The only piece of valuable information is that it looks like you've got a great piece of equipment.

However, Lin Han soon realized that he didn't even know what this equipment looked like, and he didn't know anything about its function, and then thinking about the consistent urine nature of God #666, for some reason, Lin Han's back felt a chill.

"Huh? It's half past six, let's go, let's eat. ”

Alice put away the expired snacks on the coffee table, glanced at the wall clock, and made a very practical suggestion.

It's a pity that Lin Han, who was still full of mysterious golden fingers in his head, didn't react for a while.

"Huh?"

"Huh, what? You don't really want to eat instant noodles, do you? ”