Chapter 4 The God you are calling out is not in the service area
But anyone who has no brains will be confused after listening to Alice's words, and at the same time have many questions about their own life.
What's going on?
I thought that good people have good rewards, and the roadside heart was hot to help up a private villa, but the result was good, the villa was changed to a rental house, and the more personal life is that the tenants here can neither collect the rent nor drive people out, and the one who helped up is even more ruthless, and he didn't explain anything directly to the undead and then travel and vacation. On the other hand, I don't have a penny to take care of people for so many days. I actually have to help the chic and happy person outside, and I don't know what kind of unit the yuan management center is this time, whether there are five insurances and one housing fund, labor insurance and work-related injuries.
Not to mention anything else, I don't know who to pay for two months......
But fortunately, although there is no hole in Lin Han's brain, there is a hole.
He didn't think about the things that these normal people should think about when they only had three dollars left in their pockets, and his focus was on:
"I say, isn't that old man the original head of the household? Why is he God, and I am a dog? ”
I have to say that Lin Han's train of thought turned fast enough, and he immediately lowered the word "God" from the height of the almighty creator to the height of the unit title.
"How old are you, how old is he? If you work in this position for 1,800 years without a promotion or raise, you can't go out and buy a piece of frozen tofu and die? ”
"Also, since he's going on vacation instead of reincarnating, can we get in touch with him? I can't sleep at night if I don't figure it out. ”
Lin Han said what he said, but in his heart he had already begun to think about how to let Grandpa God light up his golden finger, after all, he also read a lot of novels in which the protagonist is the landlord and then accepts all kinds of strange tenants to save the world, and his situation is quite in line with the development of this plot.
The only difference is: people stay at home and wait for the ability bodyguard to deliver to the door in person, but he is confused by an irresponsible God and a room.
Hearing Lin Han's question, Alice silently took out a PDA from her coat pocket that looked like a tablet but was actually a holographic projection communication device.
"Actually, I thought so too, so I opened the remote communication for you a long time ago, but what I saw was not a bad old man, but a beautiful girl."
Lin Han was shocked, he didn't expect that Grandpa God was still a master of picking up girls, and in just a few days, there was already a young woman to help intercept unknown calls......
Alice placed the PDA on the coffee table, and a cluster of silver light slowly overflowed, and with the overflow of silver light, the projection picture gradually became clear.
Sure enough, in the projection was a sweet-looking girl, and Lin Han's heart was drunk with that shallow smile, and at this moment, the girl was using her soft voice to help a certain old man explain:
"The God you are calling is not in the service area, please call again later."
“……”
Lin Han wiped his sweat.
"Let's talk about this rental house first, anyway, you should be more than one tenant from another dimension here, right?"
When he walked around the house, Lin Han found that in addition to the bedroom where Alice was on the second floor, there were three other rooms that had also been occupied.
"That's right, there are two guys who are going on a dimensional mission, and it doesn't take long for you to meet them."
"They're from Azeroth, too? What is the personality? Is it easy to get along with? What is the dimensional mission? Actually, I've always had a question I'd like to ask - you Azeroth also speak Mandarin? ”
Lin Han's series of questions made Alice stunned for a while before she eased up, and she was a little unable to overlap the fast-talking, arrogant and shaky guy in front of her with the shy boy who was scratching her head before.
After this small half a day and knowing that he would live under the same roof with the girl in front of him, Lin Han had long since lost the seriousness he had when he first met.
"They come from another world, one is in the same dimension as me, and the other is the same as yours, but the world line is different from yours."
"World Line?"
"You don't have to ask about this thing, with your current brain development rate, even if you explain it, you won't understand, as for the personalities of those two, hehe...... Hehehe, when you see them, you will naturally know, about the dimensional mission, wait for the people in the management center to tell you, I don't have the right to explain this, in addition, each dimension has its own way of information exchange, even if there are so many languages on the earth, isn't it? I would say that your language here is only because you have been here for a long time, and the tree you slept on was planted by me. ”
Lin Han's mouth opened straight into a "0" shape, although he was average in biology, he was not ignorant of the age of the tree, as far as the tree he leaned on and slept on before, it is estimated that the annual rings can be used as a kaleidoscope......
Suddenly, Lin Han seemed to remember something.
"Could it be that the tree is of Azeroth's species?"
Although this thing has a big brain, his IQ is not low, and he reacted immediately when he thought of the previous "evil sleeping with other people's daughters-in-law".
Even though he doesn't have a lot of experience in gaming, some basic things are clear, such as the fact that many of the ancient trees in the Night Elf's territory are thinking creatures with human vital signs and ideologies.
However, this is only the premise of the game, and Alice just said that the world she is in is not the same concept as the game.
"Irina, you say? She was my companion Ancient Tree, and she had come with me all the way from Azeroth, but she was still very young, for although I had lived in this world for a long time, I had lived in a rental house two hundred years ago. ”
Lin Han: "......"
Can you imagine an old yokai who has lived for at least two hundred years wearing SpongeBob SquarePants' floral pajamas?
Just when Lin Han was slandering Alice and forcibly pretending to be tender, the PDA picture on the coffee table suddenly jumped, and then a familiar old face came into view.
"Oh, yes, isn't this the guy who helped me up that day?"
Lin Han still remembered that a few days ago, the voice coming from this face was still weak and abnormally weak, but now that he heard it again, it was called a strong and powerful person.
"Grandpa, we're meeting again, and I'm really ...... to see you so healthy I want to draw a circle and curse you to death! The corners of Lin Han's mouth twitched, "Is there a person like you who sells your teammates when your front foot is saved by your teammates?" ”
God faked a cough, and the look of embarrassment flashed across his face, but then his expression became serious.
"Young man, you must know that the heavens will descend on the people, and they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skins, and empty their bodies......"
God's Word paused at this point, but its expression was more solemn.
Seeing God's serious face, Lin Han couldn't help but get nervous, and he thought about what important information he would have to shake for himself next.
Sure enough, Grandpa God's face was straight:
"What's next?"
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