Chapter 15: The Black Technology of the Orcs

When Lin Han cleaned up the messy living room again, Alice finally yawned and walked down from the second floor pia~pia~.

Then Lin Han saw a stupid cute elf who suddenly stopped abruptly when he was stuck in the middle of stretching his waist like a fish bone.

"My family was burglarized last night?"

Alice looked at the living room, which had become empty overnight, and tumbled down the stairs in three steps and two steps, more neatly than a rabbit, until she saw that the LCD TV was still hanging safely on the wall.

Just when Alice cast a questioning glance at Lin Han, the two Morang brothers, who had been sent out by Lin Han to go out for morning exercise and dispose of the scrapped air conditioner and sofa by the way, happened to come back, so Lin Han didn't bother to explain and pointed to the troll brothers.

"Ask them specifically, I just want to know what happened."

In fact, Lin Han had already asked Green Tea once before, and he also learned by the way that when a certain watch left the factory, it was actually equipped with the translation function of all known languages in the dimensional macro universe, in other words, it could also translate Azeroth.

It's just that a certain cousin is a participant in the incident, and Lin Han can't make a conclusion about this inexplicable "rough man beating the table" incident just by his words.

The most important thing is that in the short contact time, the impression left by a certain watch on Lin Han obviously does not belong to the category of honest and honest.

The brain cells of the two trolls are very simple, and soon, the cause and effect of the incident are revealed - in fact, this is the story of the two huskies seeing a ball of yarn.

Of course, the explanation given by Green Tea is: Humanoid Thinking Body Territorial Sovereignty Syndrome (to put it bluntly, it is the same as the tremor when Wang Xingren saw the telephone pole, and there seems to be nothing wrong with thinking about it...... )

However, Lin Han soon found that even if he figured out the ins and outs of the matter, it didn't seem to be of any use, could we still expect the otherworldly orcs who didn't even have three dollars and two cents in their pockets to compensate for the losses?

But thankfully, there is a real owner in the rental house.

"Look at it like this, you can't escape this trip to the furniture market." The Night Elf girl turned around helplessly, "You wait for me at home, I'll go back." ”

Hearing Alice say this, a stone hanging in Lin Han's heart finally fell.

And then hit the foot......

Because he suddenly remembered that the consumption concept of a certain elf was simply cruel and rude......

"Well, I'll go with you."

Lin Han hurriedly called Alice, he was really afraid that someone would not pay attention to buy a second-hand sofa for 1.8 million yuan.

Alice naturally didn't know what Lin Han was thinking, for her, it didn't matter if she took one more person out, at most, the team's movement speed would be constrained by the law of wooden barrels, but this was not a big problem for this group of people who were idle all day long, but the situation in the rental house was really special now.

"You're going to go with me, what are you going to do with the two of them?"

Alice gestured to the troll brothers.

Although Lan Qi and Mo Lang live in a dimensional rental house, they are not the legitimate tenants of the rental house, and Lin Han has not forgotten that the identity of these two goods is "dimensional stowaways", and their identity here is the same concept as "prisoners in custody".

Have you ever seen the warden take the two prisoners on the street?

"It's okay, take it." (Well, I've seen it...... )

Lin Han patted the troll brothers on the shoulder, although the contact time was not long, he could see that the two brothers were not bad-hearted, and unlike those criminals who were smuggled in by breaking through the dimensional wall, their arrival on Earth was completely accidental.

"You have to think about it, as far as I know, there is no precedent for such a thing among the executives." As the AI secretary who assisted Lin Han in his work, Green Tea immediately floated in front of the latter, and a line of small words was displayed on the projection: "Article 2222, Paragraph 2, Item 2 of the Employee Code of the Dimensional Management Center: Plane executives should always put the stability of the macro universe order first when working, and must not do anything that violates the dimensional law, the law of the universe, and endangers the public safety of the macro universe." ”

Lin Han touched a black line in front of his forehead: "Let's take the two trolls to the street, not to blast the soul center of the macro universe......"

"Actually, this watch doesn't have any objections to your decision, it's just that the person who designed this watch has inserted this reminder program, and you can ignore it as a 360 timing frame that pops up when the computer is turned on."

In the projection, Green Tea held his cheeks with both hands and spit out a "poi~" leisurely.

The glowing sun on the horizon was still so shameless, and there was no rain for three consecutive days, which made Lin Han, who was too hot to walk on the avenue, start to wonder if there was any inevitable connection between the subtropical monsoon climate and the formation of the Sahara Desert......

In the end, he only came to one conclusion - he really can't live without buying an air conditioner!

However, there is also good news, that is, when introducing green tea to the three Azeroth natives, Lin Han accidentally turned to the home function table of a certain table, and then ......

"I warn you, surnamed Lin, this watch is a famous watch with gender, dignity, discipline, and production date! You are not allowed to insult my form! ”

In the holographic projection, the two-dimensional Lori roared at Lin Han with an angry face, but this did not change the established fact that a certain Han was holding the surface that had become a small electric fan and blowing wildly at himself.

"It is worthy of being a product of four-dimensional technology, and this petite body actually contains such a strong wind."

Alice looked at the hairstyle that changed every three seconds and sighed sincerely.

The two troll berserkers also nodded approvingly, although Azeroth is a world where magic is respected, the level of the technology tree is not low, especially some black technologies infused with black magic, which are enough to discourage any civilized person.

Looking at the appearance of the two troll berserkers, Lin Han's interest was immediately aroused, because in his cognition, the orcs are all guys who rely on brute force to fight, not to mention technology, I'm afraid even magic is rarely used.

Calling up the voice translation mode from the backstage of Green Tea, Lin Han began his first direct conversation with the troll brothers.

"What does the orc tech tree look like? Why did I automatically make up the image of a tree with a crooked neck......"

Lan Qi and Mo Lang didn't care about Lin Han's jokes, their personalities were already rough, their thinking was relatively simple, and they were very excited about the technology that the plane enforcer could ask about their race.

"There are many people who think that we are simple-minded when they see our limbs developed, but please believe it, this is a complete misunderstanding, there are also some adventurous and practical scientists in the orcs, such as Batrider, their exclusive homemade SO2 fuel combined with explosive bombs can inflict a wide range of devastating blows on the enemy in an instant!"

As he walked, Lin Han and his entourage had already arrived at the door of the subway station.

"Speaking of fuel." Lin Han touched his chin and twitched his nose, "Do you smell anything strange?" ”

"Well, the smell is very strong, it smells bad...... Like motor oil but different, why does it smell like this at the entrance of the subway station? ”

Alice frowned as well.

Compared with Lin Han's puzzlement and Alice's doubts, Lan Qi and Mo Lang glanced at each other, their expressions were very excited.

"Your Excellency, this is it, this is the smell of SO2 fuel!"