"Don't look at me with that kind of look, I have scanned the dimensional line of your plane, and I know all the cultures you have here, and of course I know what it means to put my name and species attributes together, but as a plane executive and a clergyman of the dimensional management center, your vision must not be limited to this corner of the world, and there is no such boring cognition of you in the vast universe."

The two-dimensional Lori face in the surface projection said seriously.

"What you say makes a lot of sense, but as a half-hung temporary worker who has not yet received the admission letter from the Dimensional Management Center, a native of the earth, how can you let me face the 10,000 critical damage caused by the ultra-modern word 'green tea table' for a while?"

Lin Han thought that the golden finger he would rely on in the future was such a green tea watch that seemed to be able to buy a dozen for three yuan and two cents and five cents on the stall......

The heart is so tired.

"I emphasize again, the name of this table is green tea, the table is just my physical attributes, not the name, please don't bring out the attributes when calling this table."

"Didn't you say that you should have a higher vision, so why should you care about these details?"

"It's not a matter of vision, just like I call you 'Lin Hanren', don't you feel awkward?"

Lin Han thought about it carefully, it seemed that this was indeed the case, and when it was over, he could only sigh silently, it seemed that he had no other way than to accept this setting, but the thought of going out with this children's watch was full of shame.

"If you don't want a watch, I can convert it to something else."

"Damn, you didn't say it earlier! What can you change? ”

Green Tea: "What do you think of the sun hat?" ”

Lin Han: "......"

"Santa hats? Hat? Mage hats? ……”

Lin Han: "Can the color be changed?" ”

"Can't!"

"You'd better be a green tea watch quietly."

Lin Han could see that Green Tea obviously had a lot to say, but from getting up and tossing all the way to now being tired enough, he said that he would die suddenly if he didn't rest!

So he gave the order to the green tea to forcibly shut down - if there is anything to say tomorrow, even if the next second is the end of the world, he will tell me tomorrow!

At this time, Green Tea's heart is like this: It's over, this kid is stupid.

When he returned to the bedroom, he fell asleep, and it seemed that this had become one of Lin Han's must-have items in the dimensional rental house.

Legend has it that every normal adolescent will have a dream girl, who may be the beautiful girl in the class next door, and of course the half-sister of the old Wang family next door (eh?). But more of a fantasy goddess of perfection.

Lin Han had such a virtuous and virtuous goddess in his mind, a two-dimensional goddess who haunted him all day long.

Tonight, with the grace of Duke Zhou, he met the goddess again in a dream.

Then he woke up with a fright......

Because he suddenly found out how the goddess in his dream looked like green tea!

If one day you find out that your goddess turns out to be a watch......

If you can still sleep peacefully, I respect you as a man!

However, Lin Han, who bounced up from the bed, quickly turned the corner - this is not in the right order, the dream goddess is the product of her own YY for more than ten years, and the green tea is the executive benefit that only arrived last night.

If you think about it carefully, green tea is a four-dimensional technology prop, isn't it just a two-dimensional face pinched during holographic projection? This shouldn't be a difficult task for four-dimensional items, right?

But it's a bit too much to say that it's pinched so accurately!

It's a little too much to hit your face and hit your eyelashes like a hair, right?

Thinking of this, Lin Han couldn't calm down, although it was still early, he couldn't wait to find green tea to ask for clarification.

It was just that when he walked out of the bedroom, he found that he was not the first to get up in the rental house, and how he didn't feel right about the scene in front of him.

Two rough men of five big and three thick were clutching a broom and a mop, chasing a fluorescent green watch while doing their best to destroy the already messy furniture.

"I must not have woken up yet."

At this moment, Lin Han really wanted to close the door, but he still couldn't give up in the end......

So early in the morning, a certain Han yelled, "These are all furniture that Lao Tzu didn't spend a penny, but you smashed it and I can't afford to pay for it", and rushed to the main battlefield of the two of them.

In the midst of a scramble, the early morning struggle finally subsided.

Lin Han was glad in his heart that he had moved the troll brothers' eighteen weapons outside the house yesterday, otherwise the house would not have been saved today, but he was also depressed - how could this smashed furniture be good?

If nothing else, this European-style soft sofa that has been turned into cotton foam all over the floor has to be replaced, right? The sparkling, electric inverter air conditioner also has to be replaced, right? You know, it's a June day in the south.

However, as a man with only three dollars and two cents in his pocket......

Lin Han really has the heart to strangle the two trolls (if he can beat them).

Lin Han snatched the broom and mop that had already been deformed, and wailed in his heart, "Fuck you still have this extra consumption", but on the surface, he pointed to the messy living room with a serious face and roared: "What's going on? ”

At the same time, the green tea that had been chased back and forth for at least three miles by the two berserkers waving cleaning utensils in the living room also floated up leisurely, and a Lori face hung on Lin Han's shoulder in the projection, making a grimace, and the fox faked the tiger: "You dare to use a broom to beat me?" Do you know it's wrong? ”

At this time, the troll brothers are like elementary school students who were caught by the head teacher in an Internet café (this is a metaphorical image!). His index fingers swirled intersecting, as if trying to explain something, but he couldn't open his mouth.

Soon, Lin Han realized a problem - didn't he ask these two in vain? They don't understand what they say......

The only interpreter was still drooling while holding the dome girl (pillow) on his own floral bed, so Lin Han could only send the two trolls to the courtyard to exercise on their own, and then silently set up the devastated living room.

Lin Han felt that it was necessary for Alice to communicate with the two trolls, otherwise he would have to endure a bed killing every morning, how could he stand it?

Don't let people send them away at that time, and you will die alone, so this executive officer should also fail a little, right?

Taking advantage of the time to clean up the battlefield, Lin Han asked Green Tea about the goddess in his dreams.

"Oh, you said my mimic, that's the 'expectation' obtained when you scan your DNA, and I don't think it's a difficult mimicry model, so I just made it casually, what? Are you not satisfied? ”

Lin Han was speechless, and it wasn't until many years later that he wrote in his work notes:

"When I first knew that my goddess was called Green Tea, I actually was, and I was a refusal......"