Chapter 31 The sworn eldest brother is a plague god
"Shangxian, what are you doing, this is not to torture me!" I hurriedly said in surprise as I knelt down for the plague god! Hold him in both hands!
"Don't call me an immortal, I'm just a little god who is not as good as Liu, but I don't do a lot of things, although the things I do are not good things that mortals think, but these are all vocations, and I can't help but do them! However, the dog who was scolded like this was bloody! I don't think I'll have any room to go up in my life! As he spoke, the plague god wept bitterly!
I can see that the plague god is definitely a true expression, just think about it, the same gods, those gods of fortune, joy gods, Lu gods and gods of wealth, are worshiped and beautified by people every day, and he is spurned by people every day, but what they do is arranged by the heavenly fairy world, and the treatment will be so different! If it were you, you wouldn't feel unbalanced, and besides, such things would be done for hundreds of years! That is, it has been spurned by mortals for hundreds of years.
"Shangxian, get up first! If I have anything to help you, you just have to say, I will try my best to do what I can do, anyway, the two of us can meet is fate! I said calmly, now that I let the plague god do this, there is really no fear and nervousness, but I feel that I may be able to help a god, and my own heart is also a little inexplicably excited!
And just like that, I sat on the ground with the plague god! Through his narration with me, I learned that this one in my family is the God of Autumn Plague, Zhao Gongming, and he is also under his boss, the God of Plague, and the management of Shi Wenye! He also has three brothers, of course, three colleagues, they are Xia Plague God, Liu Yuanda, Spring Plague God, Zhang Yuanbo, Winter Plague God, and Zhong Shigui. This time, my mother's patient just caught up with the autumn plague god, and Zhao Gongming came to carry it out! That is, this black-faced man sitting next to me!
"Shangxian, it's not difficult for you to explain to me, I will do what you say! Don't worry! I said as I comforted Zhao Gongming. I thought he was going to make me do something big, but when he told me, I was really relieved!
It turned out that his meaning was for me to make a statue of a god in his appearance, and then make offerings in my home, three incense sticks a day, so that his cultivation index would increase in the heavenly court! In this way, he can advance early! Of course, I also said a lot of good things, that is, I will cast a few more of his real bodies, so that my relatives and friends can worship them at home, so that I will also be ready for him to advance early! I didn't expect my rhetoric to receive results that I didn't expect!
"What do you call me an immortal! I can meet you here, and you are willing to help me so much, I am willing to form a brother with you with a different surname, I wonder how you feel? Zhao Gongming said seriously.
"Huh? Shangxian, what are you talking about?! Actually, my heart was already happy when I heard it, but I still pretended to be stupid and said. Because, I know that such a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, I can't let myself get carried away!
"What? Do you think that I am inferior and unwilling to call me a brother? After Zhao Gongming heard my words, he seemed to be a little angry, and immediately glared at his goldfish eyes again! Asked angrily.
"Shangxian, where do you want to go, I think I'm a mortal, you are an immortal, I'm afraid of climbing high above you!" I immediately said humbly, I know that these immortals of the Heavenly Court, if they are angry, it is estimated that there will be no good fruits!
"Hmph, big man, what's wrong with my mother-in-law, I'm 526 years old this year, how old are you?" Zhao Gongming asked seriously.
"me, this guy is over 500 years old?" When I heard this, I was sweating profusely, because, after we married brothers, I had a big brother who was 500 years older than me, but at this time, I didn't dare to hesitate, and immediately said, "I'm 26 years old!" ”
"Alas, you mortals, the current environment of this world is getting worse and worse, and the life expectancy of you mortals is getting lower and lower! It is estimated that the two of us can only be brothers for more than 50 years, and when your life is over, we will no longer be able to be brothers! Zhao Gongming actually cried when he said this!
In fact, it is not that Zhao Gongming is rich and good, and he has been a plague god for more than 500 years, going to plant patients for mortals every day, and seeing sick family members crying wolves and howling every day, and complaining, so he was also infected, and he can worship me, so he naturally knows that he is a person with a surname!
"Huh? Wouldn't you, Immortal, have you already calculated my lifespan? I asked, surprised!
"No, I'm just sighing, because, the average age of you mortals is now in your 70s, and in the past, you could all live to be over 150 years old!" Zhao Gongming continued.
I'm simply stunned, isn't it recorded in history that the life expectancy of the ancients was low? Why did this plague god in front of him say that it would be so high, who should I listen to! Is all that history written in a scribble, and I began to question history for a while!
"Okay, let's stop mother-in-law, I'm older than you, I'll be the big brother!" Plague God, Zhao Gongming saw me pondering there, and immediately knelt on the ground again! As soon as I saw it, I naturally didn't have any abnormal reactions, so I immediately knelt down!
In this way, the two of us made a bowing ceremony, and I and a heavenly immortal were all brothers, but just after we finished worshipping, Zhao Gongming immediately stood up, waved his hand, and made a grasping motion, and then yelled, "Little ghost, you should hide here and harm my brother, I want you to be wiped out forever and not reincarnated!" "That's not an exaggeration, it's like a demon! Originally, he was long black, but now his face is distorted!
Zhao Gongming shook his hand, and in an instant, Shun Shun, who was hiding in the corner of my room just now, was arrested, and I also clearly saw that Shun Shun was already a little out of breath! My heart is already in my throat!
"Big brother, don't! He is my son, don't hurt him! "I shouted hysterically! Fortunately, after I called, Zhao Gongming immediately stopped, and Shunshun immediately gasped for breath!
"Second brother, hurry up and shut your mouth, otherwise, this little ghost will suck up your yang energy!" Zhao Gongming immediately reminded me! Of course, I did what he said first, in fact, I knew that the talisman that Magu gave me was very effective, but I didn't have a chance to explain it to him at this time!
Shun Shun immediately hid behind me, looking very scared, I also sat down Zhao Gongming comfortingly, and then, explained everything about Shun Shun to him, after Zhao Gongming knew the truth, he immediately put away the fierce look just now, and then, summoned Shun Shun behind me, and let Shun Shun stand in his hands! Stroking Shunshun's big head!
"Little baby, your father has already made it clear to me, since this is the case, I am your godfather, and my godfather will hurt you in the future!" Zhao Gongming said with a smile, in fact, his expression also surprised me very much! Shun Shun was also very happy to hear it! Actually, I later learned that before Zhao Gongming became an immortal, he also hurt his son very much, but unfortunately his son died in a plague, so after his son died, he cursed the plague god every day, and he didn't expect that after his death, it could be regarded as a punishment! He was sent to serve in the Heavenly Court, the God of Autumn Plague! At that time, he didn't know whether his attachment to life was right or wrong!
In this way, I greeted Zhao Gongming for a while, and then he went back to heaven to restore his life, but my mother's illness was not planted, it seems that it can be regarded as a good thing, and Zhao Gongming also told me before leaving, he will tell his other brothers that anyone who has a relationship with me will not be planted with a disease! I wanted to thank him, but he counted me down, and said, "The two brothers are gone!"
After I sent Zhao Gongming away, I went to my mother's room again, and after a look, her old man was still asleep, as if such a big thing happened at home, as if it had nothing to do with him! I covered her with a quilt and went back to sleep! Moreover, I slept very well, if I hadn't been woken up by Xiao Zihan's phone call the next day, I might have really missed the noon auction! Of course, Xiao Zihan called me to remind me not to be late for today's auction, and secondly, today's auction is to pay a deposit! She cared so much about me, after I hung up the phone, I was a little imaginative, I was in a hurry to see if this girl fell in love with me!
I got up and ate a little simply, and then hurried to find the flower monk and Magu, who had to go with him, but I always felt that there was something going on at this auction, so I lied to him and asked him to take care of my grandmother at home, that is, my mother, if there was anything, come to me! Will he fly anyway! It should be fast!
Actually, the reason why I'm nervous is because it's the first time I've been to an auction, and sometimes it's like that, as long as it's the first time I've done something or attended some occasion, I'm nervous! I think a lot of people will feel the same way I do! I also learned this in my previous psychology studies, but I still couldn't overcome it, and sometimes, when I talked about these things to my mother, my mother would smile and tell me that it was because my guts hadn't grown yet!
I hurried to the small hotel where Monk Hua and Magu lived, but I didn't expect that the two of them were already waiting for me at the door of the small hotel. Because, today's sun is good, and the two of them are sunbathing! When they saw me coming, they immediately greeted me, and today, the two of them were really decently dressed, the flower monk in a suit and leather shoes, standing behind me like a bodyguard, Magu was dressed in a suit, with a wig, she was already beautiful, and she looked like my female secretary! It really makes me a little reverie, in the future, we will be developed, and these must be matched!