Chapter 30: The Plague God Appears
"Xiaorou, if this guy dares to bully you again in the future! You just give me your dreams! I said to Li Xiaorou, who was still shivering there.
"Master, don't worry, if I don't treat Xiaorou badly, I'm not a human!" Niu Er swore to me.
"I'll fuck you, you're not a fucking human anymore, you're bluffing me!" As soon as I heard Niu Er say this, I scolded in my heart, but my face still didn't change, and I said quietly, "The things you want are nothing, I'll give you a few more sets of home appliances, even if I give it to you!" I'll get ready right away, and you'll get ready for you! ”
"Okay, okay, no problem, I'll handle it! Master, you can rest assured, when the time comes, you will give me what I want, and the matter on Xiaorou's side will be solved! After Niu Er finished speaking, he ran away with a roll!
"Okay, little Rou girl, don't cry, I believe that Niu Er will not be difficult for you anymore, even if the matter here is resolved, you will not appear on this train again in the future, and wait quietly for Niu Er to pick you up!" Li Xiaorou beside me said.
"Thank you, Master! Your great kindness, Xiao Rouyuan will be a cow and a horse in the next life to repay for you! Li Xiaorou immediately knelt down for me, kowtowing to me while talking.
"Get up quickly! It's not a good thing now! I hope you can find a good family in your reincarnation! I comforted Xiaorou and said, and then helped her up!
After I settled Xiaorou, I took the flower monk off the train, at this time the flower monk simply admired me five bodies to the ground, he thought that his cultivation for so long, it is not as good as my three-inch incorruptible tongue! I guess he was also secretly determined to learn my tongue skills!
"Master, how's it going? Isn't it all done? As soon as the conductor saw that we were coming down, he hurriedly ran over and asked. However, at this time, Magu was still there knocking on the wooden fish and chanting the scriptures! Although, just let her pretend, however, she is still very dedicated to reciting the Sutra of the Past Life!
"Well, the matter on the train should be solved, but your matter will have to wait a little longer, you can go home tonight and sleep peacefully, I want to solve it, there will be variables in your dreams!" I said mysteriously, if what I said was not mysterious, I guess he wouldn't believe it!
As soon as Magu saw me and Monk Hua getting off the train, she immediately walked over quickly, she knew that she couldn't run on such an occasion, after all, the conductor just now also called her a master, and let her also pick it up!
"Okay, then thank you a few masters!" When the conductor saw that his nightmare had not been resolved, he still said with a little palpitation,
"Okay, then we won't bother anymore, if there is anything in the future, let's call us!" As soon as I saw that there was no longer any delay here, I immediately said goodbye to the conductor, because, I also know, it's not too early, and it's time for the conductor to go back to sleep, so that Niu Er's kid can tell him the price!
In this way, I left the train station with Monk Hua and Magu, and took a taxi back to their small hotel, and we didn't have anything to say along the way, but I could see that Magu seemed to have a lot of things to ask, and the reason why I didn't say it was because there was a driver next to me! That guy is also an outsider no matter what he says, if the taxi driver knows that the three of us are going to exorcise ghosts and evil spirits tonight, just by their mouths, it is estimated that the entire Q City will know it tomorrow!
As soon as a few of us arrived at the small hotel, Magu couldn't help but ask, "How were you doing just now?" Tell me about it! I'm bored down there, and the next time I have a chance like this, I'll definitely follow along!
"Hehe, okay, okay, I'll take you next time!" I looked at Magu's anxious and cute appearance, and said with a smile.
"Huini, don't you know, the eldest brother was amazing just now, but I didn't expect the eldest brother to say a few words, so that the ghost who looked fierce and vicious, knelt down for the eldest brother??????" Monk Hua looked excited, and said what we had just passed on the train, fortunately, Monk Hua could only see but not hear, if he could hear, it is estimated that he would not worship me so much!
"Okay, I won't bother you, you go to bed early! I'm going to take you to do something tomorrow, by the way, tomorrow's scene may be big, you guys dress up in spirit! "I said deliberately, because, tomorrow is the auction that Xiao Zihan told me.
And so I left and went home to sleep! When I get home, Shunshun is already waiting for me at my house, and, impatiently floating around the house, before I go to the train station, let him go home alone, there is a ghost baby is this benefit, don't be afraid that something will happen to him on the road at such a young age, and he is now a black household in the underworld, not to mention that he will be caught by the ghosts!
However, after I learned more knowledge, I realized that there would be danger in this way, because there are many people with yin and yang in the world, and some of them will be hired as yin officials by the king of Hades in the underworld! The so-called Yin officials are not the officials in the underworld, but the officials who supervise the underworld! It's like the discipline inspection department of our current society!
If something abnormal happens in the underworld, they can directly reflect this matter to the king of Yama, and if the king of Yama can't manage it, or bend the law for personal gain, then it will be directly reflected to the immortal world above! Until this matter is resolved!
This may be a way to achieve the balance of the Three Realms! Who made humans humans, ghosts, immortals, the most vulnerable group in the Three Realms! Therefore, let the official position of Yin official be produced among human beings! Of course, a person with such an official position may not know it after he is selected, and it is not until the king of Yama reports to the immortal world that there will be an immortal official who will give him a dream and confirm him as a yin official!
As soon as Shun Shun saw me coming back, he immediately pounced on me, and I saw that he seemed to have something to say to me, but he had not yet learned human language, but as soon as he turned around, he rushed to my mother's room, and I immediately thought that something had happened to my mother! I ran right away!
When I just entered my mother's room, I was stunned, and I took advantage of the moonlight shining in from the window to see a black-faced man in ancient costume standing next to my sleeping mother's bed! It seems like something is going to be done!
"Who are you and what are you doing!" I shouted loudly, but at this time, my mother lying on the bed didn't seem to hear at all, and besides, the black-faced man suddenly raised his head and looked at him with his goldfish eyes, and there were two green lights in his eyes, and I suddenly felt that these two green lights seemed to be acquaintances! It immediately occurred to me that the green light emitted by Monk Hua's third eye was exactly the same as his two green rays!
"No, this guy thinks it's a ghost!" I thought to myself, but I still calmly said, "Don't look at it, I'm a human, not a ghost!" ”
"What, you're human, so how can you see me!" The black-faced man said in a deep voice as he left my mother's bedside!
"Leave it alone why I saw you, who are you? Why come to my house! I said angrily, in fact, at this time, I also want to shock this big black man, as soon as he said that just now, I naturally judged that this guy is not human! However, although his voice was low, it did not have the ghostly aura of the black impermanence!
"I am the plague god of heaven, today should be Miao Yumei's illness, I came to plant the disease, I didn't expect that when I was acting, I was interrupted by you, what should you be guilty of!" The big black man said.
"What, I'll take it, my eyes can not only see ghosts, but even gods can see my feelings!" I felt a burst of joy in my heart, but I still pretended to be calm and said, "Oh, it's the plague god!" You should be a third-rate god! However, if we can meet here, it naturally means that we are destined, so why don't we find a place to talk about it! ”
Of course I'm going to talk to him about it, and the Miao Yumei he said is my mother! Moreover, he said that my mother is a patient today, which naturally means that my mother is going to be sick, and besides, he planted it himself, so it is naturally not a minor disease, how can he stand by as a son at this time!
"What, what kind of person are you, you dare to call me a third-rate little god! Wow yes ??????" My words angered the plague god, and I actually screamed at this guy angrily!
"Okay, my great god, the reason why I say that you are a third-rate minor god is to tell you that you still have a lot of room to rise, don't you want to make yourself a first-class god in the future? I'd like to talk to you to see if there's anything I can do to help you! Don't get me wrong! As soon as I saw this situation, I quickly said a few kind words!
However, I found that I had indeed spoken to his heart, and he was contemplative! Then, in a very conciliatory tone, he said to me, "Say, let's go there and talk!" ”
"Just go to my room! No one will bother there! As I spoke, I turned around and left, not giving him a chance to choose at all! That's it, the plague god tricked me into my room!
As soon as I entered my room, the plague god made a move, and he surprised me again, because, as soon as I entered my room, in an instant, the plague god knelt in front of me! I almost fainted!