Chapter 22: The Mysterious Tape Recorder
When Lin Han and his entourage squeezed out of the pile of idle people who scolded their fathers and mothers in the subway station, it was past noon.
At this time, the team has returned to its initial state: Lin Han, Alice, and Green Tea Table.
The two Azeroth troll berserkers and the confused gunman who had just returned from another dimension and the rabbit-eared Lori went back to the rental house in advance, after all, Alice was willing to take Lan Gong and Moran out for fear that they would stay at home and make some angry incidents, and now with the supervision of Brother Egg and Ha Ya Ya, naturally they will not worry about these two guys with thick nerve lines making trouble again.
By the way, the four-headed Kodomon and the carrot-turned Essaren were also brought back to the rental house by the Danha duo, as for what kind of ultra-modern means they used to achieve this huge project, Lin Han was not in the scope of consideration, all in all, the mistakes made by these people could not be solved by just one repatriation, and the plane enforcer had the obligation and right to contain and monitor them before handing them over to the Dimensional Arbitration Committee.
Due to the improper use of the "green tea evacuation method" of a certain meter, the city's subway lines were in a semi-paralyzed state for nearly three hours, so Lin Han and his party could only choose to take a taxi to the furniture market.
Although he experienced the explosion bomb incident, this did not have any impact on Lin Han, who was extremely powerful in heart, he would still do what he should do, and he would also buy furniture that should be bought.
Anyway, I don't spend my own money......
For Lin Han, work is work, life is life, and the two should be confused...... Nothing can be confused!
Like "waking up in the ogre's pot in the morning, brushing his teeth with Bugs Bunny's tail, eating a dark meal made by Beyoncé, taking the soul train to Konoha Ninja Village for a shift, and flirting with Reimu and Yuyuko by the way", just thinking about Lin Han is a lawsuit.
Getting off the taxi, Lin Han immediately felt the deep malice of the June afternoon sun, so he decided to go to the electrical area to choose the air conditioner first.
"Speaking of which, green tea, can you help us choose an air conditioner with good quality, high efficiency, no power consumption, and excellent refrigeration function through external scanning?"
Green Tea: "Hey, hey, you're asking too much, and whether I have the ability you said or not, even if I do, it's basically impossible to select household appliances that meet your screening criteria in your realm." ”
"I don't think our Earth Tech Tree is tall enough, right?"
Alice: "What does this have to do with the tech tree, it's obvious that the factory here cuts corners during production and causes the quality of the products to be substandard." ”
"You say that, I'm the first to disagree with the spicy strip industry of the Great Heavenly Empire!"
The two of them walked into the electrical appliance store with their mouths on the table.
Then Lin Han found that even if he was lit up with the attributes of a good wife and mother, it was really more suitable for women to go to the mall and pick up products for sale - it didn't take long for him to be treated by Alice and Green Tea (again, a certain table has a gender!). That day, the flamboyant aesthetic debate and the behavior of slashing until the boss was about to cry and then shook his head and left, and his heart rate was haggard.
"Women are terrible creatures, whether they are extradimensional or current, virtual or real, their passion for the mystery of a sacred place like a mall can never be understood by a normal man."
Lin Han sighed so emotionally, and then gave up wandering around the mall with a green tea table whose attributes were defined as women and a night elf who had a goddess face but couldn't see the attributes of a girl from his daily behavior.
Before he came, he thought very well, bought the air conditioner and bought the sofa, and went home after choosing, but after he came, he found that the guy with the word girl in his natal attribute was like a runaway husky after entering the mall......
In short, Lin Han and the second daughter have already agreed, and the task of choosing the air conditioner is left to the two of them, and they will meet at McDonald's next door two hours later, anyway, there is green tea on the side to supervise, and he is not worried about Alice spending money.
After saying goodbye to the two sisters, Lin Han wandered casually in the electrical plaza.
Although he didn't have a few cents in his pocket, after seeing the existence of dimensional cruise ships, Lin Han no longer had any special complexes for air conditioners, electric fans, ovens, stoves and the like on the earth, and this dang was purely an attitude to kill time.
It's just that this is just his thought for a second, because in the next second, he sees a store that interests him.
This is a very special shop, which is completely unique in the whole electrical plaza.
Retro-style decoration style, tables and chairs made of rattan wood, and even the things sold are the kind of radios, tape recorders, black and white TVs of the 10th century, which is particularly prominent in a bunch of shops selling air conditioners, computers, and washing machines.
Lin Han walked in with interest and looked around.
"I don't look like a shopkeeper."
A certain Han muttered as he continued to walk inside.
Although he didn't see any customers in the store, nor did he see the shopkeeper, but in today's social environment, there are cameras and other artifacts in various public places, Mo said that Lin Han has not had any habit of petty theft since he was a child, even if he really did, he didn't dare to break it blindly, in case his hand shook and he was charged with stealing cultural relics, it would really be a beep.
The dark tone of the rattan wood, combined with the fragrance of sandalwood, made Lin Han feel that his mood suddenly became a lot clearer.
Just when Lin Han was immersed in it, an abrupt voice suddenly appeared in his ears:
"Welcome to the House of Hades."
"Who? Who's talking? ”
When there is no sound, this is a quiet place, but the moment this sound appears, Lin Han actually has the illusion of being in a haunted house, the finely made rattan tables and chairs seem to have become tree monsters with teeth and claws, and the fragrance of sandalwood is also disgusting after smelling for a long time.
"Don't panic, my friend, please feel the strangeness of this place with your heart."
The auricle's voice was still tepid, but the other party didn't seem to mean to answer Lin Han's question:
"Having a good state of mind is the guarantee of success, and at the same time, being optimistic in the face of any hardship and danger is also an essential quality that a clergy must have."
"This is Article 1234, Paragraph 3 of the Employee Code of the Dimensional Management Center, and it is something that you must always keep in mind."
Hearing this, the shock in Lin Han's heart was beyond measure, could it be that he casually walked around and entered the Earth Office of the Dimensional Management Center?
At the same time, he also found the source of the mysterious sound - a dilapidated tape recorder from the 90s.