The dilapidated degree of this tape recorder is "outstanding" even among a bunch of its kind, and Lin Han even feels that it trembles like this again, and if it squeaks and hums two sentences, it is in danger of disintegrating in an instant.

However, Lin Han, whose vision has long been beyond this corner of the earth, also knows very well that if he can say something like the "Dimensional Management Center Staff Code", no matter how dilapidated it is, even if his whole body is corroded, his ideology, including his life form, may be above him.

The Green Tea Watch is a good example of this – can you imagine a children's watch using the philosophies of the fifteen worlds and the laws of the three dimensions in a debate with the Night Elves?

All in all, Lin Han attached great importance to the dilapidated tape recorder in front of him, as if he had already regarded it as an existence on the same level as green tea.

However, to Lin Han's surprise, the mysterious tape recorder changed the conversation halfway through.

"In the dimensional management center, there are many similar rules and regulations, such as 'you must maintain a high enthusiasm and humble attitude when working', what 'you must consider the peace and stability of the dimensional macro universe and the normal extension of the world line before doing anything', what 'even if you sacrifice yourself, you must put the interests of the dimensional macro universe first', and what 'wake up every morning to recite three times silently that the chairman is really handsome' are among them."

"Hey, hey, didn't you really add that last one without permission? I don't read much, don't lie to me. ”

The corners of Lin Han's mouth twitched, and all kinds of haze caused by the environment disappeared in an instant. But at the same time, he also found that the moment his mood changed, the various physical sensations brought by the surrounding environment would also change.

The sound generator of the old tape recorder obviously has a hint of nervous hoarseness, and the sound like a fingernail scraping a blackboard makes Lin Han shudder the moment he hears it, and it is precisely because of this that he feels that the original fragrant sandalwood has become disgusting after the sound of the tape recorder appears, and the refreshing vine wood has become dark and evil.

It's an idealistic world, and as the old tape recorder says, everything here depends on the state of mind of the person involved.

The tape recorder naturally didn't care about the changes in Lin Han's inner world, it was still chattering, and said to itself:

"You shouldn't have officially joined the Dimensional Management Center yet, right? I don't feel the heavy pressure and the psychological burden of working in a high-density work environment. ”

"Huh? Listening to you say this, you don't seem to be from the management center, but you seem to know the management center very well. ”

Lin Han's vigilance rose suddenly, he thought that he had accidentally walked into the Earth Office of the Dimensional Management Center, but now it seems that this is not the case.

From the other party's words, Lin Han did not feel his sense of belonging to the dimensional management center, but felt a faint hostility, and sure enough, the other party's next sentence confirmed his guess.

"Hehe, young man, it's better that you don't know too much about some things for the time being, but what I can tell you now is that the dimensional management center is not as glamorous as you imagined, and some of the shady things in it are always disgusting."

Speaking of which, even ordinary people like Lin Han, who are not very smart, can hear that the other party is going against the dimensional management center.

If a normal person is thinking about who set up this tape recorder bureau now, whether he is safe in the enemy's camp as a temporary worker in the dimensional management center, and how to deal with such a question next.

But what Lin Han thought was:

It seems that a certain organization is not the existence of the First Holy Religion of the Macro Universe, which is admired by all the people and worshiped by all living beings......

"If that last one you just said is true, it's really disgusting......"

Lin Han didn't have the kind of panic and uneasiness that he couldn't help himself in the enemy camp, nor did he show any generosity and righteousness, and the courage and courage to die without rebellion, he was like in his own home, looking here, looking there, and then finding a slot to spit out at the right time.

This state can be called indifferent, it can also be called pretending, and it can be called the daily life of the second middle school.

Of course, for Lin Han, the first two have nothing to do with him, he does not belong to the kind of think tank with extraordinary IQ, can capture information from the opponent's words and then reason, and finally sort out a complete data chain, nor does it belong to the kind of master who has obtained immortal learning by chance, and then practiced hard in the deep mountains and old forests for more than ten years, and after coming out of the mountain, he has beaten invincible opponents all over the world, conceited, and pretending to be like the wind.

He is just a second-stage house who likes to open his mind.

But he's not stupid.

"So, what are you telling me all this for?"

Lin Han directly cut to the point of this conversation, because ......

He's done with the shop.

"Since you have said so, then it will be a little unkind for me to sell it again, unlike the organization that studies and explores the current cosmic values in the dimensional management center where you are located, the organization I am in is called 'Chaos Order', we are responsible for trying to develop and enlighten everything in Chaos, including intelligent beings and supernumerary matter in the existing universe, please believe me, our work is much more interesting than the so-called dimensional management, and there are not so many rules and regulations that must be done and followed, and it is 100% free."

"Oh, so you said the unit next door came to dig the foot of the wall?"

Tape Recorder: "......"

"If you don't understand it that way, I can't help it."

Seeing that the other party actually admitted it so aggressively, Lin Han couldn't believe it, you know, he was just a passer-by who was pulled from the street by God #666 casually, and so far he hadn't received an official entry list from the Dimensional Management Center, and this temporary worker actually had a cosmic-level unit rushing to ask for it?

However, Lin Han's adaptability was bug-level after all, and he soon came out of his stunnedness.

"Could it be that I am the illegitimate son of some god in the macrouniverse? Or is it the reincarnation of a true God? Or is there some ancient demon sealed in my body that is capable of destroying the universe? Oh, could it be that the 'chaotic order' was created by me in my previous life? ”

Tape recorder: "If you don't come, hurry up with a word, and if you open your brain again, I will blast you out of this misplaced space!" ”

At this moment, a man who was brainwashing a person in a list of people in another dimension with the help of telecommunication technology was having an expression of "Lao Tzu has never seen such a shameless person".