Chapter 3: The Elves from Azeroth
Lin Han rubbed his eyes vigorously, and repeatedly confirmed that the sharp-eared girl in front of him was indeed Alice.
Then the two of them roared: "Bah! Where is the wickedness? β
But this can't be blamed on Lin Han, after all, there are two people in this villa now, if this girl whose appearance is beyond the worldview of normal people really wants to do something to herself, she really doesn't need to worry about it, and then think about the lush and somewhat gloomy vegetation outside, and the weird illusions along the way, especially Alice's stomp on the ground......
This is not a mantra of Sun Dasheng, and he is afraid that he will pull it over.
Instead of being angry at Lin Han's words, Alice looked at the latter with great concern: "Are you okay?" β
"I didn't ...... It's okay. β
"Then don't your legs tremble, don't you? I'm dizzy. β
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Lin Han sat down on the sofa tremblingly, and at this time he couldn't care if there was a sense of disobedience in his civilian uniform.
"You calm down first, I know there are some things you can't accept for a while, but you have to accept them."
Alice looked at Lin Han with a serious face.
"Because there's something you can't accept later."
βduang~β
The floor indicates that it hurts.
Fortunately, Lin Han still has his proud adaptability and brain expansion ability that is far beyond ordinary people, and the combination of the two finally supports his fragile knees.
"First of all, let me introduce myself, my name is Alice. Sanmona, is a Night Elf of Azeroth. β
Sensing that the other party didn't seem to have malicious intent, Lin Han finally breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time pricked up his ears, and listened carefully to every word Alice said. He instinctively felt that this conversation would have a profound impact on his life, especially when he heard the words "Night Elves of Azeroth", which made his thoughts even stronger.
"You can't have crossed out of the game, right?"
As a good young man in the 21st century, Lin Han also has a glorious history of skipping classes and mixing Internet cafes, so he also has some self-awareness of the continent of Azeroth.
"If that's the case, can you go back now? Even if you can't go back, did you bring any Azeroth specialties with you when you crossed over? Even if there is nothing else, why do you have to wear two pieces of epic equipment, right? That thing is not against the sky in our place? β
The more Lin Han spoke, the more excited he became, his eyebrows fluttered, impassioned, and his hair trembled.
"Hey, what are you looking for?"
"I'm looking for a toilet plug."
"What are you looking for a toilet plug?"
"Plug your head!"
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Alice glanced at Lin Han speechlessly: "Now let's get down to business, can you be serious!" β
The latter could only mutter: "Aren't all novels written like this now...... The two worlds are overturned and they make a fortune...... Then again, I can't be serious about your pajamas, okay! β
Alice decisively ignored Lin Han's second half of the sentence and began to forcibly instill a worldview into the latter's head in order to achieve the ultimate goal of filling his huge brain hole.
"First of all, I have to correct you, the dimensional data side and the dimensional side are two completely different concepts, the former is a fully virtual big data world based on the latter, which cannot be the same at all, of course, if you insist on the embodiment of the data side of the universe, it is not impossible, but under the will of the dimensional macro universe, the data attribute will be reset, and the reset attribute is related to the embodied cosmological constant. So, even if I can get two tons of magic energy crystals from that Azeroth in your mouth, I can't bring them into this world, and even if I can force them in, they will turn into two Xuanmai in the moment they are brought in, and the cost of crossing the dimensional wall is enough to open a Xuanmai manufacturing factory. β
"Secondly, although Azeroth, where I am located, is also another world that is very different from Earth, it is very different from the one you say."
After Alice's explanation, Lin Han said: What is this......
But at least he figured out one thing, that is, his dream of falling asleep is basically impossible to come true - sure enough, the novels are all stunts added, and they are not shallow.
"What, can you say it in plain language? What kind of data side, macro universe, dimensional wall or something, after all, I'm just a third-rate college graduate. β
People say that it is a very arduous and painful project for the worldview to be torn down and rebuilt, but this is not the case with Lin Han at all.
This thing is thinking in his head, after figuring out the cause and effect relationship here, can he also travel to another world to make a cameo appearance as the hero of the novel......
"I'm not a professional in this area, so I can't explain it to you, but don't worry, it won't be long before someone will help you take care of all this, and now I want to introduce you to this villa called 'Dimensional Rental House', after all, you will be the owner of this place in the future, and you should more or less know its actual meaning and internal attributes."
As she spoke, Alice took out a brooch shaped like a leaf from her pajama pocket.
"Put this on first."
Lin Han carefully looked at the gadgets in his hand.
"I'll be able to understand what you're talking about when I put it on?"
"No, you'll be able to find your way home when you put it on."
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The moment he put on the brooch, a holographic projection world map immediately flashed in Lin Han's brain, and with the fluctuation of his brain signal, the map would also be transformed, enlarged, reduced, and fixed-point pathfinding, which was not too easy. After fiddling with it for a while, Lin Han understood the mechanism of action of this thing - to put it bluntly, this is a fool-like mind-operated brain-type global positioning system. (Abbreviated as two goods can also use brand GPS)
"When did our Earth's tech tree have this murderous ability?"
"You think too much, at the level of the earth, if there are no dimensional miracles, at least three hundred years later, you will have to wait for at least three hundred years before you can light up this function on the technology tree. This is a small invention when some idle alchemist is bored, a two-dimensional product. β
"II...... Two-dimensional? β
As a housekeeper, Lin Han couldn't hold it as soon as he heard these three words.
Then he was stuffed with the toilet......
"Plug my brain!"
Alice went on to introduce the dimensional rental house.
"On the surface, this house is just an ordinary villa, but in reality...... It's just a normal villa...... It's just that it has become the office of the plane executive of the dimensional management center by the way. β
"Dimensional Management Center Plane Executive?"
Lin Han repeated this new era term that he couldn't get around.
"It's official, if you think it sounds awkward, I can change it to a more layman's word, what do you think of the name 'God's dog'?"
"Poofβ"
Lin Han just picked up the water cup on the coffee table and planned to suppress and digest the redundant information, but he lived up to expectations and sprayed the cup on the coffee table.
"Don't be surprised, you have to learn to adapt." Alice began to give Lin Han a serious burden: "Because this amiable title belongs to the owner of this villa, in other words, it's you!" β
Thankfully, Lin Han didn't take two more mouthfuls of water to suppress the shock.
"Wait a minute, and a question suddenly comes to mind."
Lin Han wisely put aside the inexplicable extra LED ring tube above his head, and became rare and serious: "What is the identity of the old man who was helped up by me?" β
"Oh, he's God."
Alice replied very naturally, and her tone was as casual as identifying Li Ergou in the next village.
Just when Lin Han's three views were shattered, his heart collapsed, and he wanted to cry without tears, Alice didn't forget to make up for it.
"That guy can't tell which dimension he is taking a sauna in the hot springs right now. The drama girl indulges in life. β