At this point, the copper ball we had come down from had been blasted by powerful explosives, and it was replaced by a soft ladder. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Tian Qigong dragged one of the soft ladders, and when he saw that it was very strong, he helped Xuan Zhenzi to go up, and the two of them climbed up one after the other.

Yin Chuanshan glanced at me and escorted Shen Han up a soft ladder, and the two of them also climbed up one after the other, and Shen Han turned around and grimaced at me while climbing.

At this time, Uncle Li squinted his eyes and looked up, there was a faint light, so he turned around and floated towards the fat man.

"Uncle, you wait a while, I'm not ready to ......" The fat man still wanted to delay for a while, but he didn't expect that Uncle Li was like squeezing the bus.

"Uncle, didn't you fly from the underworld under the golden coffin when you came, why did you change to Yangguan Avenue this time, hehe" I saw that Uncle Li felt very uncomfortable with the sun, so I wanted to remind him that it was not okay to follow the ghost gate under the golden coffin back to the underworld, and then find a sewer to come out.

"." Uncle Li's version of the fat man glanced at me horizontally, "At this time and that time, now in that ghost gate, it is estimated that it is full of the souls of those Mongolian cavalry, maybe that Lu Yufeng is still there, waiting to beat me with a stuffy stick, go from there, you think I die slowly, right?" ”

"Yes, I owe it, can't I be wrong, you can dissipate your anger, oops, you slow down." I saw that Yin Chuanshan had already escorted Shen Han up a soft ladder, and it was not good to squeeze hard, so I had to help the clumsy Li Shu'er version of the fat man on the nearest soft ladder, one after the other, the pseudo-fat man was on it, and I climbed up the soft body below.

But after climbing a distance, I found that the pseudo-fat man wanted to subconsciously raise his legs and fly up after climbing a few steps, and hurriedly reminded: "Uncle, you are now in the fat man's body, you can't fly, don't keep the posture of fluttering wings, look like holding urine, hehe"

To tell the truth, I'm really afraid that if the pseudo-fat man really lets go of his hand and flies, and then the "withering" falls on my head all of a sudden, and we both fall back to the bottom of the hole, I damn it, if I don't fall to death, I will have to be stoned to death by the fat buttocks of the dead fat man.

Fortunately, under my constant reminders, Li Shu'er's version of the fat man finally did not fly in the test flight, so he climbed up with both hands and feet, and when he was about to reach the entrance of the tree cave, Tian Qigong, who had already gone out first, was directing a group of action team members to block the exit of the tree cave with a wide camouflage canvas to prevent sunlight from entering.

Uncle Li's version of the fat man smiled gratefully, and with a force of his arms, he quickly jumped out of the hole in the tree and rolled into the shadow of the canvas to hide.

I climbed out of the tree hole after that, and was immediately shaken by the dazzling sunlight and couldn't open my eyes, tears flowed, and after my eyes adapted to the stimulation of the light, I looked around, except for Tian Qigong and those members of the action team holding canvases in the canopy, there was only Li Shu'er's version of the fat man and me, it seems that Xuan Zhenzi Daochang, Yin Chuanshan and Shen Han They have gone down to the ground, Tian Qigong This is to avoid Li Shu'er's soul being burned will stay here and command the team members to cover the sun, so that Li Shu'er can come out safely

I didn't see Shen Han, I was a little lost, I calmed down, and casually asked a team member who was holding a canvas to Li Shu'er's version of the fat man's sunshade, what time is it now, after the team member told me, I knew that it was more than four o'clock in the afternoon on the second day of our cave, obediently, we had been under for a day and a night.

Knowing this, I felt really a little hungry, after all, we haven't touched our teeth for 24 hours, and no one can stand it.

I remember that there seemed to be a little snack in the backpack, so I took off the backpack, turned out a gram rack from it, and just took a bite, I saw the fat man scolding with his mouth open: ", you don't eat alone, leave me some, oops, you actually bite so big, you want to die." ”

I was stunned by the scolding, and said in my heart how did this scolding street sound regain the taste of the fat man's unique male duck voice, and then looked, the fat man returned to his previous rogue expression, pouted, and spoke like Li Jing: "You are a deflated calf, you have a heart to eat, give you face, right, die,." ”

Seeing the fat man change his face as if he was playing, talking to himself, his face was still rich, and the expression of the team member holding the canvas next to me was a little hazy, so he asked me in a low voice that looked normal: "Brother, what's wrong with this, why are you still talking to yourself, don't be looking at any dirty things." ”

"Hehe, it's okay, this fat man has always been abnormal, a typical split personality plus paranoia, sometimes he's seriously ill, he can play a party, from the host to the celebrity, all of them make cameos alone, awesome, what's that, I was a little frightened at the bottom just now, and I'm sick again, it's okay, just give a few big mouths immediately, it's upright, oops, I'm a little hungry and prostrate now, my hands are trembling, or you are tired, help me (lv, a sound, Northeast dialect: repair, teach hungry) him, it works." I looked at the curious player and smiled.

"Hehe, you can pull it down, buddy, play with me, you really can't tell me, who is this fat man." The team member grinned and replied to me.

"I'll go, forget that you are a member of Group 17, and I am too, so what, take a bite and enjoy the blessings." I suddenly remembered that this guy was also a member of the 17th group, and how could this little trick fool him, so I laughed and raised the gram frame to ask him to try it.

"Thanks, no, by the way, don't gnaw on this non-nutritious thing, dry and dry, those armed policemen underground have already cooked food, go down and eat something hot." As soon as I heard that I was also an insider in Group 17, and then saw that Tian Qigong was so concerned about the fat man who was grinding and stupefiing, this team member kindly reminded me.

"Fuck, there's food to eat, oops, I heard that the food in the army is good now, and there is Moutai in a daze, hey, uncle, let's go down in a daze, I'm really going to starve to death, where are you going to go to this free RV in the future, hehe, Tian Corps, you are here to help me persuade Uncle Li." The fat man regained his voice and looked at Tian Qigong for help with a sneer.

"Smack", the fat man was full of energy, he came to the back of his head, and scolded with hatred in his mouth: "You were born by a fucking pig in your last life, you know how to eat, what's the matter, you are still willing to stay in your body, you haven't taken a fucking bath for a few days, ho, this smell of cumin, choked me to death." ”

Not to mention that the two guys Li Shu'er and the fat man are arguing nonsense, at this time, an armed policeman climbed up and handed over an antique jade pendant to Tian Qigong, saying that it was sent by Yin Chuanshan.

Tian Qigong took the jade pendant and shook it at the fat man: "Lao Li, come in, your special car has arrived." ”

Tian Qigong has a rare sense of humor, but Uncle Li's version of the fat man doesn't appreciate it at all: "This old Yin is just grinding, and the matter of taking off his pants and farting will be over long ago." ”

"You, the bad is bad in this mouth, you dare to say anything." Tian Qigong shook his head, and as soon as he thought of maintaining Yin Chuanshan's prestige in front of those young action members, he didn't talk anymore, but just motioned for Uncle Li to come in quickly.

The pseudo-fat man smiled lazily, and shivered all over, and I felt the air around me cool, and the fat man returned to normal in an instant, and hurried down to eat in a loud voice.

Looking at the fat man who remembered to eat or not, and then looked at me with a smile on his face, Tian Qigong put the jade pendant into a yellow satin sleeve embroidered with a talisman, and said helplessly: "Lao Li brought out apprentices like you, I really have nothing to say." ”

"Tian Corps, what you said is not right, how can you judge people by their appearance, right, this kind of preconceived subjectivism is to make mistakes, what, what is that sentence, yes, judge people by appearance, lose the son of Yu, no, our little brothers are definitely the home remedies of the old Chinese medicine, hehe" The fat man is really crazy, he has to go around in Gaxian Cave, and he dares to fart and tease the toothpick with Tian Qigong.

As soon as I saw that Tian Qigong was about to lose his face, I hurriedly dragged the fat man who felt good about himself, and walked down the soft ladder that had been built to the huge red pine tree, and at the same time asked the fat man in a low voice: "Brother, what did you just say, what feathers?" ”

", no culture, it's terrible, He Yu, Guan Yu." The fat man glanced at me and said angrily.

"Uncle Guan, if Second Master Guan has a spirit, find JB to take you to the foundation, fuck." I knew that the fat man was playing with me, but my curiosity was too strong, and I didn't have a long memory after being reprimanded by bullshit, and asked: "What does the old Chinese medicine remedy mean, why do you keep saying half a word, pretending to be forced." ”

The fat man looked at me very seriously this time: "You are really crazy when I am really crazy, I want to say the second half of the sentence, Tian Qigong has to turn his face with me at that time, damn." ”

"......" I waited with anticipation for the fat man's next step.

"Oh, my brother is an old Chinese medicine doctor, specializing in bragging, I understand." The fat man smiled, and slid down the soft ladder with his hands and feet, he smelled the tempting aroma of fish-flavored shredded meat in the air.

"You are really treacherous, because you didn't take the stupidity to force out the second half of the sentence, the ancestors are virtuous, the ancestors are virtuous." I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead and slid it down.

When we got to the ground, the fat man and I were stunned, only to see that dozens of yellow and white camouflage military tents had been erected on the ground that was originally full of pine trees and wild grass, and hundreds of armed police soldiers were shuttling between them with loaded guns and live ammunition.

In the distance, the black smoke column that rose was faintly visible, which should be the place where the armed police and Lu Yufeng's henchmen fought fiercely just now.

"Oh shit, what's going on, it's on the set of Hollywood, right?" Looking at the war scenes in front of him that he had only seen in the movie, the fat man was really shocked.

I'm not better than a fat man, after all, this immersive feeling, and watching a 3D movie in the cinema are completely different things, if you want to say that you are not shocked, not alarmed, it is definitely a calf, which pure man's little heart does not have the complex of galloping on the battlefield, right?

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