readx;?“ Let's go, this kind of scene, you will often encounter in the future, don't be surprised. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info "Tian Qigong led the team members down from the giant silicified red pine tree, and said lightly when he passed by me and the fat man.

The fat man and I looked at the team members who covered their mouths and snickered, and we were sweating at the time, and all that was buzzing in our minds was Tian Qigong's understatement: "This kind of scene, you will often encounter ...... in the future"

Tian Qigong, your uncle, what the hell do you have to worry about, we have to be crippled before we stop, right?

After all, the fat man and I still followed Tian Qigong and the others, through the labyrinthine tent, to a tent hung with a red cross.

When he arrived at the door of the tent, Tian Qigong only instructed the team members to go back to their respective tents to hurry up and eat and rest, and set off after half an hour.

As soon as I entered the tent, it was lively inside, and a middle-aged man wearing the rank of major general was chatting with Daoist Xuan Zhenzi, Yin Chuanshan and Shen Han while eating.

As soon as he saw us enter, the middle-aged man wearing the rank of major general just got off his chopsticks, stood up, and shook hands with Tian Qigong warmly, while Shen Han waved his hand, meaning to let me and the fat man go over and sit next to her.

The guest and host sat down, and the major general looked at Tian Qigong and said with a smile: "Lao Tian, this time your 17 groups can show your face, ah, it is said that the Xinhua News Agency will also issue an internal reference for your operation, and is ready to submit it to the Politburo Standing Committee, congratulations." ”

"Don't dare, don't dare, if there is no reinforcement from Division Commander Qiao's male soldiers, I will be covered in iron, and I can twist a few nails, right, old fairy." Tian Qigong looked at Daoist Xuan Zhenzi, and still smiled tepidly at Senior Commander Qiao.

"Hehe, I didn't expect you Lao Tian to learn to fool, this is not like your temperament, oops, just now Political Commissar Yin has been polite to me, I said you don't want to keep up the good work, okay, I'm just a hill, I can't stand you guys." At first glance, Commander Qiao is a professional soldier from the military, with a straightforward personality, and he doesn't like to make red tape and empty heads in the officialdom.

"Well, this time, these three young people risked their lives and were born and died, and they deserve to be praised and ...... even more" Tian Qigong was really surprised and very happy when he heard that the battle of Gaxian Cave had actually alarmed the central government, and he wanted to praise me and the fat man, as well as Shen Han in front of outsiders.

As a result, when Tian Qigong turned around and looked at me and the fat man with a smile, his smile froze suddenly, what's the matter, hey, the fat man and I are really hungry, and when I saw the freshly roasted venison on the table, I was not modest, and one person picked up a big rib and gnawed it so that it was called a whirlwind, and Tian Qigong and Yin Chuanshan frowned, which means that you two are hungry, can you save us some face.

However, Xuan Zhenzi didn't care, and looked at me and the fat man who were eating smoothly and laughed: "Eat, isn't that thing just for eating, are you still looking at it." ”

Tian Qigong and Yin Chuanshan were not good at attacking in front of outsiders, so they had to smile awkwardly at Master Qiao: "Child, you are hungry fast, don't laugh." ”

"Well, what's this, you don't know, I like such young men, eat like a little wolf, train like a howling little tiger, this is the real warrior, you look at those children now, their heads are dyed like poisonous mushrooms, their little arms and legs are as thin as sheep intestines, what can they do, not to mention defending the country, they can't even protect themselves, eat, it's not enough for me to let them go again, how do you say it in your Northeast dialect, by the way, pork stewed vermicelli, enough to make it, hehe" Division Commander Qiao really has a straightforward military temperament, and he doesn't turn around when he speaks, which makes Tian Qigong and Yin Chuanshan a little embarrassed, so they can only smile in agreement.

The fat man really didn't see the outside, and when he saw that Commander Qiao was also a cheerful person who didn't coo, he actually kicked his nose in the face and made a non-dividing request: "Commander Qiao, Uncle Qiao, what's that, I heard that your army doesn't drink Moutai casually, what's this... Yes... Hey hey"

Commander Qiao understood what the fat man meant, his face was flat, and he said with a straight face: "You kid, do you have that in the army, ah, you still drink Moutai casually, you and our tap water pipes are all flowing as soon as they are unscrewed, the extravagant style of eating and drinking, extravagance and waste, after all, is a minority, especially in my Qiao Zhanshan's team, it is absolutely not allowed." Commander Qiao said that he was excited, and slapped the table with a "bang", which startled us.

Seeing that my face and the fat man's faces were red with fright, Master Qiao laughed: "Two little calves, dare to speak, dare to fly, I like it, by the way, I tell you, in fact, I also drink two sips, but the old fairy is vegetarian, you Captain Tian and Political Commissar Yin are serious people, and I am embarrassed to drink it myself, this time it's okay, come, let's take a few sips, celebrate and celebrate, okay, old fairy, just this time, don't take an example." ”

Master Qiao looked at the happy Xuan Zhenzi Daoist and discussed.

"Life must be happy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon." Xuan Zhenzi stroked his silver beard in his hand and said with a smile.

"Counselor Wang, serve the wine." Commander Qiao slapped his thigh and ordered in a loud voice outside the tent.

After a while, a very capable-looking colonel came in with four bottles of Moutai, put them on the table, smiled at me and the fat man, and went out, but I always felt that the Wang staff officer smiled a little strangely, as if he was gloating.

After a while, the fat man and I learned the meaning of Counselor Wang's smile: Dare to love this Master Qiao is too good to drink, three taels of goblets, that is to dry when you pick it up, good guy, when you drink the first bottle, the fat man and I have a progress with Master Qiao, but after opening the second bottle of Moutai, the fat man and I swallowed a little hard, but I barely persevered.

Commander Qiao saw that I was drinking with the fat man very really, not hiding fakes, happy, this drinking is like this, I met a temper thrower, the more I drank, the more excited I became, Commander Qiao belonged to the excitement type players on the spot, and when I saw that the second bottle of Moutai had also bottomed out, "Kaka" unbuttoned the military uniform, and shouted: "This wine is drunk, another bottle, are you two okay." ”

"You can... Belch... I'll just do it, you can ask Jakesh to ask, Brother Fei, when will I drink... Dropped the chain, damn, don't jb shake, affect my play. The fat man drank so much that his eyes were straight, and he sat on the chair and drew a circle, but he was still unconvinced, and then kicked me, insisting that I was shaking the chair.

Originally, I couldn't drink enough, and I caught up with this Qiao Shichang who likes to drink urgent wine, just take a cup and dry, a few glasses of Moutai down, I am already spinning, and then I was kicked by the fat man, I felt a "buzz" in my head, and the whole person "clanged" and even fell to the ground with a chair, and then I didn't know anything.

In a daze, I felt like I was flying, floating, floating, and there was a faint sound of air flow in my ears, cool and silky, very pleasant, oh I fuck, drinking high with this is like skating (drug use), and it can still produce such a wonderful hallucination, it seems that the drunkenness of drinking Moutai is different from the drunkenness of the fucking donkey, it is really different.

When I woke up, it was three o'clock in the morning of the next day, and when I opened my eyes, I saw that I was lying in my bedroom bed in the mental health clinic with a splitting headache.

I sat up and looked at the familiar and intimate environment, and I was hallucinating, whether everything that had happened before was a nightmare, but the residual hangover bitterness in my mouth told me that it was all true.

I stood up and wanted to go to the bathroom to rinse my mouth, as soon as I got out of the bedroom door, I saw that the living room was cleaned up in an orderly manner, there were boxes of milk and fritters on the table that were originally stacked with rune paper and incense candles, and there was a small note with a line of juanxiu small characters on it: Two fools who always have harder mouths than anything else, remember to eat breakfast when you get up, or you just wait for the stomach wash, I'll come back at noon, Shen Han.

Look at the note, and then look at the breakfast on the table, the warmth in my heart, don't mention it, my mouth involuntarily hummed "The warm sun shines on my torn clothes, Langleygrand, Langleygrand, walked through the streets and alleys, and worked hard to break forward in order to eat and wear......"

I picked up a fritter and just took a bite, when I heard a loud shout behind me: ", you eat alone again, right?" ”

Ho, this throat is too damn abrupt, I wasn't scared to death, but the mouthful of fritters stuck in my throat and couldn't go up and down almost choked me to death, I was so easy to breathe, coughed back with tears in my eyes, and looked at the fat man with a bad smile and a blank look in my eyes sadly: "I smashed a fritter so much that you have stitches in your eyes, believe it or not." ”

The fat man's eyes are red, typical drunken congestion, it seems that yesterday's death was not much better than me, and it is not good to die worse than me.

"Eh, what happened after yesterday, oops, I'm so drunk, I don't remember it at all." I rubbed my temples, looked at the fat man who was "sucking" and drinking milk, and asked.

", you're done with the calf thing, and you said, you can't drink it and pretend to be dead, I look at it, I have to continue to struggle, otherwise, Master Qiao should look down on the 17th group, so, I made another bottle with him, and then it was like this." The fat man pointed to his hooligan rabbit-like eyes and smiled.

"Then why did we come back yesterday, I felt like I flew back, and I was all drunk, hehe"

"Uncle Piao, just say that you are pretending to be too drunk, Master Qiao is in the face of me, I have to send us back by helicopter, I remember so much, the rest." The fat man glanced at the note left by Shen Han, "You ask Shen Han at noon, ah." ”

At noon, I squinted my eyes and looked at the warm sunlight outside the window, and my whole body and mind felt a kind of melting warmth, which was like the remnants of snow in March, about to melt.

One morning, I was looking at my watch, and when I saw it, even the minute and hour hands blushed a little, and protested silently: "What are you looking at, we two people look at it all day long, but I have never seen someone as persistent as you, what do you mean?" ”

I also smiled silently: "Two, what, when you two are bored (kiss, pointing to 12 o'clock), my little beauty will come, hehe." ”

"." The minute and hour hands glanced at me, and continued to walk slowly.

(Dragon Boat Festival temperance drinking, good wine drunk too much and vomit, wow)

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