Once upon a time, Lin Han's life plan for himself was: to have a stable job, live a peaceful life, and find a beautiful girl to create a group of snack goods. Spit out a slot, sell a cute, life is chic and relaxed.

Now, his life goal has been achieved by one-third - he has a stable job (visually in a short period of time, he can't fool the second guy who will help him when he sees someone to take over), as for a peaceful life, he doesn't dare to think about it, so he stays with an elf girl who likes to eat pancakes, rolls, green onions dipped in sauce, and watch Qiong Yao with a paper, and his life is full of tears, snot, and minced shallots all the time......

Oh yes, there are beautiful girls, this can be had, anyway, Alice is far beyond the average level of women on the earth in terms of appearance, but this human-making project is too difficult - how to fall in love between different species!

As for the earth girl, let alone think about it, Lin Han knew that from the time he first stepped into the illusion of Irina with his front toes, he would have no chance with a normal woman on the earth in his life.

Seeing this, a wise teenager must have discovered that the beginning of this chapter doesn't seem to have anything to do with the end of the previous chapter, huh?

All I can say about this is - yes, I'm in the water!

But we are very sincere and woody, you know, Alice is a guy who can't walk if he occupies Qiong Yao's drama, I can't spend one or two thousand words to mourn for the dead paper smoker......

(Actually, it's just that the author found that there was a paragraph missing at the beginning, and I took the opportunity to make it up, book friends, don't think too much, I'm such an honest and disciplined person, how can I have the number of words?) ）

Straight to the point.

All in all, Lin Han's first day of official residence in the dimensional rental house was spent in an infinite loop of "Er Kang, Ziwei, Little Swallow, Huang Ama", which made his mind echo when he ate instant noodles at night, "You are crazy, I am stupid, crazy and crazy ~ to the end of the world". (Hey, there seems to be something wrong)

However, there is one sentence to say, in addition to spending some paper, Alice can be regarded as worry-free, in comparison, the two temporary tenants who smashed the rice cooker and microwave oven as soon as they moved in are extremely worrying, and this feeling is especially profound when Lin Han holds instant noodles in his hand.

In fact, Lin Han himself was also to blame for this, he had already discovered that the eyes of the two troll warriors looking at the rice cooker were not quite right, and those small eyes were full of vigilance, uneasiness and even a trace of fear, as if a big demon king would rush out of this steaming thing at any time to disturb the peace of the world......

So the moment the rice cooker tripped, its poor life also came to an end.

Lin Han's mood when he picked up the rice cooker that was pierced through his chest by the long sword was like this-Lao Tzu poured the Northeast rice that he bought back from the bus three times, and he was in a groove!

As for the microwave, he died even more unjustly, and there was a handwritten letter of apology written by Lin Han on his body - I should have stopped this woman who was not doing things when Alice put that box of microwave popcorn in it.

In Lan Qi and Mo Lang, Lin Han fully experienced the sour excitement brought by the collision of civilizations, and it was also thanks to the fact that he had an extremely powerful blood supply heart, which would have been a few bottles of fast-acting heart-saving pills for ordinary people.

During this day's time, Lin Han basically spread basic electrical knowledge to the two trolls except for eating, and he didn't dare to say much, at least he had to let them know that those glowing and sparkling things were neither black magic nor things that sealed evil spirits.

When the two trolls who had received elementary school-style compulsory education were sent back to the bedroom, the galaxy had been shining in the sky for a long time, Lin Han rubbed his sore and stiff neck (this is how it felt to stand and chat with two people of 1.85 meters for a day) to the living room, and began to silently clean up the battlefield that became a mess after a whole day of fierce fighting between Alice and Huanzhu Gege.

At this moment, the elf girl still dominates the TV, but the paper in her hand has been replaced with popcorn, and the program has changed from a three-dimensional painting style to a two-dimensional - an ancient elf who has lived for hundreds of years is watching the Pleasant Goat, do you dare to believe it?

Lin Han sat beside the sofa with a broom in his hand, and he couldn't say a word for a long time.

He almost took this as the usual style of Azeroth's creatures, and it wasn't until a short time later, when he actually stepped into the other-dimensional Azeroth, that he realized an age-old truth - normal continents always give birth to a few strange flowers, and Azeroth was no exception.

While cleaning, Lin Han sighed with emotion, not long ago, he was still a bastard who couldn't do any housework, but now he can sweep the floor, cook and make sheets!

This good wife and mother attribute is developed to be called a ......

Kindness? Wait, thinking of this, Lin Han suddenly realized that something was not quite right.

"How do I think God #666 played a big game of chess."

"Knock knock—"

Just as Lin Han was thinking wildly, there was a knock on the door of the villa.

The knock on the door, unremarkable, can appear at any time, not to mention that it is only half past nine in the evening, even if it is three watches in the middle of the night...... Generally, those who want to enter the door in the middle of the night will not knock.

In short, Lin Han was like a normal family man, leaning the broom against the cupboard, wiping his hands with his apron and preparing to open the door.

Then his eyes went dark for a moment, and the next second he was knocked down by a tiger pounce from Alice, who was catching up.

"Shh

Thanks to Lin Han's lack of night blindness, his eyes adjusted to the dark environment after a few seconds, and at the same time, Alice's whisper came from his ears.

"Don't make a sound, I'll go out and check on the situation first."

"Are you as for you? Isn't it just a neighbor's door? It's like preventing devils from entering the village, and pulling the electric gate in seconds......"

Under the influence of Alice and the surrounding environment, Lin Han also suppressed his voice like a thief.

"Didn't I tell you earlier? It's all around Irina's fantasy, where do ordinary people get in? Still neighbors? You don't know if someone slashes you on the head to know what's wrong, right? ”

After all, Alice is also an ancient monster who has survived the war and strife in Azeroth, and even after hundreds of years of carefree life on Earth, she has not forgotten for a second these basic and necessary vigilance and caution.

"Slashing Blade? It's ...... here."

"Death?"

Lin Han swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and he felt that his little heart was about to pop out.

"It should be one of those guys in black coats, he used high-intensity displacement skills when he came in, I pulled down the electric switch as soon as Irina notified me, and it wasn't as fast as he knocked on the door, this guy is not simple!"

Lin Han endured the surging in his heart, swallowed another mouthful of saliva, and at the same time, his mind had already opened the roster of the thirteenth team of the court guard.

Who could it be?

At this time, perhaps no one answered for too long, and no one opened the door, the one outside the door finally couldn't help it, and asked timidly:

"Does Mr. Lin Han live here? I have your courier here, please sign for it. ”