The courier brother (let's call it that first) has a very soft voice, even with a hint of timidity, this voice sounds like a ...... The one lying down in the double bed.

Ahem, anyway, to Lin Han's ears, this voice is harmless to humans and animals, and he is a trustworthy guy.

So when Alice had already stretched out of the window with half of her legs and was about to go out to "take a look at the situation", Lin Han had already opened the door generously.

Then he saw a pair of bright ...... Spectacles.

Fortunately, there was still a trace of moonlight seeping through the middle of the lush primeval jungle, and the reflection of the lenses made Lin Han feel a lot more at ease, otherwise he would really think that he was alive and dead.

Half a minute later, in the bright room, Lin Han looked at the appearance of Si Swenwen in front of him, wearing a pair of black-framed glasses made of five-cent stunts, and asked the second aunt in the next village to dye half a pinch of white hair and hang it on her forehead to pretend to be a courier brother dyed with rotten wood blue dyeing.

However, as the first man in the Celestial Empire, a certain Han still couldn't help wiping the corners of his mouth, patting his chest and saying - cute!

This Zhengtai face that seems to be smiling forever really doesn't know how many girls (boys) have been harmed.,

"Excuse me, are you Mr. Lin Han?"

"Well, I am."

Although the young man in front of him wearing a black coat, stepping on white summer socks, smiling with the silver standard of Ichimaru and his voice with a crisp voice does meet all the sufficient and necessary conditions of Xiao Wang next door, but as a single Wang who has lived for twenty-three years and has not officially held hands with a girl, Lin Han said that he can still hold on.

However, he soon discovers that he is still too young.

However, in an instant, the style of painting changed abruptly, and the crescent-like eyes of the courier brother suddenly opened, and Lin Han couldn't help but take three steps back.

, handsome guy, who are you?

"Hello, I am a member of the sixth team of the thirteenth team of the court, from today onwards I will be your full-time courier here, all the remote items you get will be handed over by me, in addition, you can also order other businesses of the company, I recommend it to you...... (3,000 words omitted here). ”

Lin Han was dazed and was filled with a redundant flow of information, seeing that Dusty Fan still had a tendency to continue, he quickly interrupted: "Okay, stop, stop, I don't need other business for the time being, if necessary, I will contact you." ”

"So, this is your courier today, please sign for it."

Looking at the small cardboard box in front of him, which was only the size of a palm, except for the words "Huting Thirteen Team Express Company" printed on the surface, it was no different from an ordinary SF Express package, Lin Han signed his name very seriously!

Because he saw that the sender's line was written "God #666".

I knew on my knees that this was a benefit promised to me by an unreliable boss - an unknown four-dimensional technology product.

It's just that Lin Han originally thought that God would send benefits, and it was all like a plot like pie falling from the sky.

"I didn't expect the clergy to use courier ......"

A certain Han muttered quietly.

"Of course, from the perspective of scientific dialectics, according to the first law of the three-dimensional universe, it is known that the mass of the pie is 500g, the initial velocity is 0m/s, and the air resistance is linearly positively correlated with the velocity.

Alice maintained a posture of sticking half of her legs out of the window, and turned her head to look at Lin Han with a black line on her face.

"Besides, I said can you do things with a snack? If this knocker is a wanted criminal, you are now dead on the job, do you make it? ”

"Uh......"

Lin Han scratched his head in embarrassment, he just opened the door just now, he instinctively felt that the dust outside the door was not a bad person, and there were three super thugs living in his own room, if someone really wanted to be unfavorable to him, he was not afraid, right?

Of course, he also had to admit that he did not think about it properly, after all, as any normal person, he would burst with self-confidence after a group of partners with strength comparable to superheroes suddenly appeared around him, and rarely stood on another level to think calmly.

"Huh? Genie? You must be Alice, the wise man of Sanmona, right? "Dusty seems to have just noticed Alice by the window," he said...... What are you doing here? ”

Hearing this, Alice's shoulders shook a little, and then she simply crossed her other leg out.

"Absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, and refine the aura of heaven and earth...... If you have anything to say, hurry up and don't disturb my cultivation. ”

Lin Han: "......" (this forced me to give 10 points)

Dusty: "......"

"Queen Catherenne asked me to bring you three words, and she said...... Hey? What about people? ”

Halfway through Chenluofan's words, Alice in the window disappeared, and then Lin Han heard a sound of "duang~" from under the window.

Thirty seconds later, Alice reappeared on the windowsill with a head of dead grass on her head, pretending to be indifferent.

"What's wrong with that Ernizi?"

"She said three words belonging to three different energy levels, C-class event: The orc tribe in the Delhi Shogunate Wasteland on the border of Dalaran has been violated by the undead scourge, and its patriarch Kutan has asked for your opinion on this matter."

"A-class event: A mysterious black hole has appeared outside the atmosphere of Azeroth, and in recent days, paranormal phenomena have occurred frequently, personnel of various races have disappeared inexplicably, and the observation team composed of five other wise men has sent a report, saying that it is related to the drastic change of the dimensional function, but the core part is a blur and cannot be speculated, I hope you will return to the guardian race as soon as possible."

"Finally, SS-Class Event: Princess Anne's pet 'Papa-san' is lost......"

After listening to the first two pieces of information, Lin Han, whose face had become extremely heavy, instantly burst into action after listening to the last sentence......

What the hell is Nima's "Papa-san"! Why is the supernatural and the drastic change of dimensional functions just an A-level event, and the princess's pet is lost, but it is actually SS-class! How many ** people have to be able to divide such an energy level!

However, after listening to these three sentences, Alice frowned, and even automatically ignored Lin Han's painful expression, and only spoke to Dusty for a long time.

"Okay, I'll contact her in two days."

"That'...... Can I go? ”

As soon as Dusty Fan's eyes were closed, the cute attribute was activated again.

Lin Han slapped his forehead, he really couldn't connect the soft-voiced and angry Zhengtai in front of him with the dusty man who was serious about signing for him and talking to Alice just now.

I have to say that Dusty Fan is a guy who is extremely serious after entering the working state, but once he is separated from the working state, he will become a small public guy in seconds.

"Well, ...... you go"

"Whoosh-"

Lin Han looked at the vast air in front of him, and almost choked to death by the word "bar" in his throat.