While the last remaining human in the world was sitting in the room jerking off, suddenly there was a knock at the door.

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying suddenly remembered this shortest ghost story in history, isn't it, won't it!?

They looked at each other with fear in their eyes.

Li Lanying said to Zhang Shifei tremblingly: "Lao Zhang, I'm timid, don't scare me." ”

Zhang Shifei had any leisure and elegance to scare him at this time, he himself was scared enough, so he trembled and said to Li Fatzi: "What am I scaring you, it's not me." ”

The two of them never took their eyes off the wooden house.

The heartbeat, fluttering, gradually accelerated, as if the heart had been raised to the throat, under the light of the bamboo forest, the broken wooden house was crossed with a layer of green light, looking at the door of the black hole, Zhang Shifei swallowed and spit, as if a corpse could come out of it anytime and anywhere.

It's also too torturous.

Li Fatzi was frightened, you must know that he is most afraid of this, the master who didn't dare to go to the toilet after watching ghost movies before, he saw Zhang Shifei say this, so he opened his mouth and said inarticulately: "It's not you..."

"It's me."

The old and hoarse voice suddenly sounded again, causing the nerves that were already tense for the two to collapse suddenly, and the two of them invariably said "Mom", and then instinctively ran into the distance!

The two of them ran for about twenty steps, and then they got into the bamboo forest at a flying speed, they swallowed and spit, and their hearts began to beat violently, and they plopped and plopped uncontrollably!!!!!!

Zhang Shifei swallowed and spit, which was too scary, but he heard it clearly this time, the voice just now was not coming from the room, on the contrary, the voice was beside the two of them, that is, at the stone table.

Anyway, it's like this, and he can't run, so he thought of this, so he said with courage and trembling: "Who... Come out, come out!! ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the voice sound again, and sure enough, it came from the side of the stone table, and the voice seemed to be a little angry and said, "Haven't I been here all along?" ”

"Who are you??" Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying asked in unison.

The voice said, "Who am I, I have to ask you two brutes where you two brutes came from, why do you wake up the old man, alas, the world is saying, come here, I can't eat you two." ”

Where to go? It seems that this is to let them go back, can they go back?

The two of them glanced at each other, go back, it's a blessing or a curse, you can't avoid it, anyway, it's all virtuous, it's hard-headed!

So a beast and a bird trembled and walked back, and next to the stone table, Li Lanying said tremblingly: "What, we are back, you also come out?" ”

I only heard the voice say, "What's wrong, the old man is right next to your feet!" ”

When the two heard this, they were taken aback, and hurriedly followed the sound, only to see that where the sound came from, there was nothing else, only the strange-shaped teapot that was thrown on the ground by Li Lanying just now.

Teapots talk?? The two were shocked.

But neither of them dared to touch the teapot, so they hurriedly took two steps back, and Zhang Shifei said tremblingly: "Are you talking?" Are you a teapot? ”

After he finished speaking, he saw the teapot sigh, and then said, "Of course it's the old man, or who else can it be." ”

Zhang Shifei trembled and said, "Why are you... ”

The teapot said: "Is there a royal law, it was he who fell first, and I didn't help the old man up." ”

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying looked at each other, to be honest, looking at the teapot on the ground, they really didn't know where to help, so they could only stalemate like this and didn't move.

The teapot didn't move after a while, and he sighed, and the old voice sounded again: "Alas, the wind of the world is down." ”

There was no way, thinking that this teapot seemed to be related to the fate of the two, so Li Fatzi had to pick it up tremblingly, put it on the table again, and then ran away quickly.

After the teapot was stabilized, he said to Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying: "Where did you two brutes come from, why do you want to disturb the dreams of this old immortal?" Do you know that disturbing my sleep is a great sin? ”

Old immortals? Zhang Shifei swallowed and foamed, he suddenly remembered what the drunkard in the day said about the special environment of Yingzhou here, could it be that this talking teapot is a fairy?

Looking at this look, it's quite similar, could it be that Liu Bolun asked the two of us to find him the person he was looking for?

Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei hurriedly said: "Yes, it was a person named Liu Bolun who called us. ”

"Liu Bolun?" After listening to Zhang Shifei's words, the teapot was slightly surprised, and then said with a sneer: "Is it already time?" ”

His voice was quite small, and the two of them didn't hear it clearly at all, so Zhang Shifei said, "What did you say?" ”

"Ah, it's nothing," said the teapot, "Liu Bolun didn't say what you two were for?" ”

Zhang Shifei saw the teapot asking him, so he hurriedly told him what happened to him and Li Fatzi, and after he finished speaking, he asked the teapot nervously: "Excuse me, do you know what happened to the two of us?" ”

At this time, Zhang Shifei Li Lanying was worried enough, there was no way, because this seemed to be the last chance to know, not to mention the chic shape of the teapot, just saying that it could speak was not an ordinary tea brew, it is estimated that he can know all the reasons for what happened to us.

I saw that after listening to what the two of them said, the teapot was thoughtful, and after being stunned for a while, it spoke: "Of course, of course, how could I not know what happened to you two if I am so capable... ”

The teapot ignored right and wrong, but said to Li Lanying: "I'll save you in a while, do me a favor first, and get some blood on this pot for me." ”

"What's that?" The fat man was stunned, Zhang Shifei was also stunned, originally when the two of them were extremely excited at this time, the teapot can talk This thing is not a big deal after adapting, originally, this place is not in tune, no matter what, but the words they heard from the teapot are indeed the most exciting thing of the day, he knows what happened to them! But then the teapot was a little confusing.

The teapot said anxiously, "Blood! Rub some blood on this pot! I'll tell you when I'm released. ”

Hearing the teapot say this, the fat man subconsciously responded: "Eh." ”

It may be that the fat man didn't think about it when he saw the hope appearing, so he raised his bear paw and was about to put it in his mouth to bite, but he was immediately stopped by Zhang Shifei, Zhang Shifei said: "Wait a while!" ”

The fat man was stunned for a moment, and then whispered to Zhang Shifei: "Old Zhang, what are you doing, you even plucked your butt hair in order to inquire about the news before, what can I do with a little blood." ”

The fat man thought that Zhang Shifei felt sorry for him, but he didn't know that he was wrong, and he didn't know why, Zhang Shifei always felt unsteady in his heart after listening to the teapot say that sentence, how to think about this tone seemed to be a little out of tune?

So Zhang Shifei tentatively said to the teapot: "You said... Let you out?" Who are you? Why is it in this teapot? ”

When the teapot heard Zhang Shifei say this, it was a little anxious, only to see it say loudly: "Little animal... ”

The more the teapot said this, the more suspicious Zhang Shifei became, you must know that there are only three of them in this broken place, and then there is the bone shelf in the house, it is in a hurry?

You must know that if this teapot is calm, most of the people who are right and wrong will not be suspicious, but the tone of this guy's speech is so impatient, it can't help but make people suspicious, you know, anyone from the palace must be a demon, listening to the sound of this teapot is not like an ordinary warrior, and the general tone of making people castrated, and more importantly, just now this old grandson obviously wanted to call him a little beast, although the word 'sheng' did not pop out, but it did not escape Zhang Shifei's ears.

If it is placed in the daytime, the right and wrong will be endured, but now it seems that this old grandson seems to be begging them, which can't help but make us, who claims to be Zhang Shifei who has no surname and no quality, Zhang Ye's real surname is Dafa.

So Zhang Shifei said: "Why don't you come out by yourself with such ability?" Don't come with us to this set, we are both like this anyway, and we are not in a hurry, answer our words first, otherwise, don't talk! ”

It's really cool, Zhang Shifei thought to himself after saying this, since he appeared in this Yingzhou, he has been frustrated, and this time he can finally take the initiative, but now he is also up and down in his heart, because what he said is indeed a bit rushed, I have to say that it depends on the attitude of the teapot, if this teapot is annoyed, then they will be completely tragic.

Anyway, let's try it first! Zhang Shifei felt a little cold sweat.

Fortunately, the teapot was a little speechless when he heard Zhang Shifei say this, and after thinking for a while, the tone of the teapot finally shrugged down, only to hear him say: "Okay, okay, I'll tell you, alas, the world is down!" You juniors dare to move on my head... Forget it, I'll tell you about me first. ”

It's soft! He's soft!! Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying exchanged glances, if you want to talk about bullying people, they have been extremely talented since they were children, and listening to the tone of the teapot at this time, they couldn't help but feel secretly happy in their hearts, and the surname of the former campus villain Street Fighter was resurrected again.

I only listened to the teapot and said: "I... You can call me Chen Luan, as you can see, I am an immortal, I have been living here, until one day, a strong demon king who sneaked into the land of Yingzhou appeared, the demon king's name is Tai Sui, I fought with him, after all, I was defeated, and finally was sealed in this night... I'm right, let me out! ”

"That's it..." Zhang Shifei nodded, there are indeed a bunch of bones in the room, but these are not the point, Zhang Shifei thought, these bullshit stories of what demon king and what fairy have a dime to do with him? So he smiled and said, "These things have nothing to do with us, okay, now tell us, why did we become like this, why did we appear in this bullshit place?" and, how can I turn back into ・・・・・・・・・?"

Before Zhang Shifei finished speaking, the teapot suddenly shook on the table, and then said anxiously and loudly: "Don't hesitate, hurry up and let the old man out, and talk about it for a while!" Hurry up! Stop threatening the old man, know that only the old man can help you! Is this good, as long as you release me, I will change you back to the way you were, do you like it, beauty? I'll give you ten by yourself, no, twenty, no, you can have as many as you want! ”

Zhang Shifei was also a little shaken when he heard him say this, although they didn't know why this old grandson was so anxious, but what it said was indeed right, if you don't let it out like this, it won't work, Li Lanying's eyes lit up when she heard the beauty, isn't this a blessing in disguise? So he glanced at Zhang Shifei, who didn't speak thoughtfully.

The teapot was still urging, just like a middle school student who had been holding his urine all morning and was in a hurry when he met a teacher who was dragging his class, Li Fatzi saw that Zhang Shifei didn't speak, so he thought he agreed, so he put the bear's paw into his mouth.

Zhang Shifei was about to subconsciously stop him, when suddenly an old voice came from behind him!

"Now, it's time to choose, first, to be tempted by evil demons to open the teapot and kill yourself, and second, to refuse the temptation to return to the right path, young man, you choose."

The two of them were thinking, and suddenly such a sentence came out coldly behind them, and they were all trembling again, especially the fat man, who had put his left hand in his mouth, was so frightened that he unconsciously bit it, his teeth are very sharp now, and he actually bit it, and the wound gushed out a crimson liquid, and his mouth was full of blood.

The two of them were taken aback, and hurriedly looked back, only to see a white-bearded old man walking out of the broken wooden house, thin and small, dressed in dusty robes, with an old and sleepy face, as if he had just woken up, with one hand behind his back, and with the other right hand while wiping his eyes, he said unhurriedly: "Hurry up." ”

His voice was calm, like that of an old man who had just woken up.

But this old guy who suddenly appeared scared the two of them out of nowhere, why, where did he come from? Zhang Shifei looked at the old man's clothes, which were quite familiar, and after thinking about it again, he was suddenly frightened into a cold sweat, it was the thief's bone shelf!

The fat man Li on the side bit his hand because he was frightened by the old guy who suddenly appeared, and suddenly screamed, only to hear him say, "You...... Who are you? ”

I saw the old guy yawn while rubbing his eyes, and then said with a smile: "Chen Tuan, Chen Tunan." ”

(One shift is over, and there is another shift in the evening~.) ）

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