Chapter 10 Chen Tuo
I hate doing multiple-choice questions the most, Zhang Shifei thought.
Why, what happened this night was strange enough, and I didn't expect that in addition to the teapot, the bone shelf in the room also popped up.
After Li Lanying heard what the old guy said, she asked Zhang Shifei in a low voice: "Old Zhang, why is this old grandson's name so long?" Five words. β
Zhang Shifei was speechless, he looked at the fat man, and wondered if he was hungry again, why did he become stupid again, so he whispered: "He should have said just now that his name is Chen Tu Nan, haven't you seen martial arts movies, don't you all act like this." β
His voice was very small, only Li Lanying could hear it, because now was not the time to dwell on these little things, and it was not easy to know that the meaning of this name was not small, so he hurriedly asked loudly: "What did you say your name was?!" β
The old guy sat down on the door frame slowly, then stretched, he pointed to the teapot on the stone table, and said to Zhang Shifei slowly: "I want to say the same as him, but the characters are opposite, you want to know what happened to you, right?" There is no such thing as unearned gains, it depends on your choice, only one of us is Chen Tuan, if you choose the wrong one, you will die a miserable death. β
I saw that after the old guy finished speaking, the teapot on the stone table shook suddenly, it seemed to be very angry, and even its voice trembled, only to see it excitedly said to the two: "Don't believe him, he is Tai Sui, I am Chen Jun, release me quickly, Tai Sui has always been murderous, if you don't let me out, you will be killed!" Fast! I'll give you whatever you want! β
The old man laughed after hearing this, and then said: "What you said is true, Tai Sui kills people like hemp, so the two little brothers should choose carefully." β
Although the old man's voice was also very old, the words were sonorous and powerful.
Now their situation is like a hot dog, with Chen Tuan on the top, Tai Sui below, and Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying caught in the middle.
Zhang Shifei thought of it, his uncle! What a choice does this make us! Return his uncle's death to scare me!!
He was a little broken, to be honest, in this unbalanced place in Yingzhou, he believed in the words of those two old guys, he was now like facing a time bomb, a red line and a blue line, if you cut it wrong, it will definitely explode, but which one should be cut!!
He subconsciously looked at Li Lanying beside him, hoping that he could have any opinions, but when he saw Li Fatzi's demented bear face, he gave up this idea.
Well, the fat man can't be relied on now, he can only rely on himself, he thought.
He looked at the chattering teapot and the old man sitting on the doorframe, and it was clear that one was good and one was bad, the good one probably could tell them the truth, and the bad one might kill them.
This teapot is supposed to be preconceived, but there is something wrong, what is wrong Zhang Zhengli can't figure it out, maybe the tone is wrong, the voice is too ugly to say, and it is a little out of tune, if Chen Tuan is a fairy, can he be threatened by the two so easily? And he also took the initiative to give the beauty, if this is the case, then the gods are too unguarded, right, cultivating the Tao and not cultivating the heart?
Could it be that the old man sitting there is really Chen Tuan?
Zhang Shifei turned his bird head and looked at the old man who was sitting, only to see that he didn't seem to have slept enough, and the dust on his robe didn't know how to beat, but he put his elbows on his thighs, and then dragged the old face to look like he was going to sleep again.
Look at the way he splits his head, it is similar to Liu Bolun who he met during the day, then Liu Bolun didn't harm the two of us, it is estimated that he is a fairy, and it should be that the gods will not harm anyone, I hope there is no mistake in the book, he thought.
This look and this calm tone are really quite fairy, but.
But you have to know that you are made of bones!! The doubts in Zhang Shifei's heart reached the highest point, and he thought that the bone frame could be changed into a white bone essence in addition to steamed pork ribs. How can it be a god??
What the hell, how do you choose!??
Actually, Zhang Shifei really wanted to say at this time that in fact, the two of us were just passing by with soy sauce, which was about the two of us, but he didn't say it, because the fate of himself and the fat man may be in one fell swoop, so he had to make a choice.
I just don't know who to choose.
In fact, the surname is like this, if you put it in the usual mental test or something, he will definitely choose without hesitation, this thing is like walking on the railroad tracks, whoever puts it on it dares to take two steps, but you raise the rail a hundred meters to see who dares to walk?
The more it is related to one's own interests, the more difficult it is to choose.
Just when he was in a dilemma, the teapot opened again, and he yelled: "Don't believe him, yes, just listen to me, don't you two think there are few things?" Okay, okay, I'm not going to break my promise, you two let me out, I can turn you two back into human form, and add another city! Let you enjoy all the glory and wealth for the rest of your life, no, all your lives! What do you think?? Don't hesitate, don't believe that adversary! You must know that to save me, you are also to save yourself!! β
A city, what is the concept, of course Zhang Shifei has it in his head, you must know that this temptation is not small, it can be regarded as a mayor-level temptation, what is the concept of mayor? Servant of the people! The people are all his public servants, and it is really windy and rainy and rainy, and there is nothing to do every day, just writing and playing, such as 'Tan Shanfang drove me to her house and did it with her 3 times' and so γ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ»on.
Can you turn back into a human body and be able to do it three times a day, what do people still want in this life?
Zhang Shifei gave the fat man a look, the fat man looked at his old buddy, and the two suddenly knew it, only to see the fat man raise his bear paw and sweep towards the teapot on the table with a snap!
The teapot was thundered by the fat man, flew away, and then fell to the ground and made a muffled sound.
But the teapot did not change otherwise, because the fat man used his right hand.
Although Li Fatzi and Zhang Shifei both became brutes, their expressions at this time were surprisingly consistent, and I saw Zhang Shifei say to the teapot with a disdainful face: "Don't talk to the two of us like this, x." β
Obviously, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying did not choose because of any reasoning, on the contrary, they were choosing by instinct, and they were not wronged from childhood to adulthood, but the words of the teapot made the two very unhappy just now.
I saw that the teapot fell to the ground, and I was very surprised and said, "Damn! Isn't that enough of what I promised you? β
Zhang Shifei jumped over with small steps, only to see him flutter his wings very forcefully, and then put a small solution on the teapot and said, "Why is it so uncivilized to speak? Yes? β
After Zhang Shifei finished this series of powerful actions, the old man sitting on the door frame slapped his face and smiled: "Okay! Looks like you've made your choice, right? β
The two turned their heads to look at the old man, and their eyes were decided.
I saw the old man get up, and then patted his clothes, raising a lot of dust, he walked to the teapot with a smile, and said: "I can't imagine that the reason for your decision is so simple, very unexpected, but it is also similar to why you came here, maybe it is providence, yes, you chose the right one, I am the real Chen Jun." β
After he finished speaking, the teapot immediately scolded: "Senior brother!! I can't imagine that you are so unhuman, after so many years, are you afraid of me? Get me out of here! I'm going to fight you for another 500 rounds!! β
Hearing the teapot scolding him, Chen Tuan was not angry, but laughed, and then suddenly raised his right foot and hung in the air for half a second, and shot at the teapot very elegantly with an extremely standard shooting action.
The teapot flew out in a very unsightly arc, and then landed in the distance, only to see that Chen Tuan said with a smile: "Obsessed, it seems that I still can't put you on the table." β
After finishing speaking, he turned his head to look at Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying beside him, and then said with a smile: "Since the two little brothers have chosen the right one, they are related to the old man, and it can be seen that you two seem to have something to ask the old man, let's sit down first, and then talk slowly." β
So he went straight to the stone table, sat down, and stretched out a hand to invite them to sit down.
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