Chapter 136: To each his own mind
If he wasn't the first to rescue the poor ghost Mao Changsheng, he would have to avoid Mao Changsheng forever, which made the swelling ghost Kang Xiumei unbearable.
Is she in love with the poor ghost Mao Changsheng? Of course not.
Mao Changsheng is not a hero, not a domineering man, not a male ghost who can beat a female ghost to the point of a tantrum, which makes the inflated ghost Kang Xiumei feel deep regret.
Mao Changsheng is not a male ghost in Kang Xiumei's mind, just a big boy, and he is used to making trouble together, so it is a little difficult to give up.
In addition, there are reasons for reluctance to live long, there are reasons for face, self-esteem, and use value.
"I want Kang Xiumei to be beautiful, to have a figure, to have a woman's virtue, what is not as good as those female ghosts?"
"If I fall half a step behind and Mao Changsheng is saved by another female ghost, I have to leave, how faceless is that?"
"I don't have a chance to get close to Mao Changsheng, I still have to drink dung water, I have to endure all kinds of suffering, and I have to endure the ridicule of other female ghosts, isn't it the opposite?"
"No! Mao Changsheng has to follow me. A poor dead ghost, I don't dislike him, what reason does he have to dislike me?"
"What steamer ghost Cao Jinzhu, what hanged ghost Sha Jishan, what tongue-pulling ghost Ma Mengyao, what kind of goods are you, you can secretly be the third and fourth, you have lived up to this life and are favored by God!"
"I think back then, I Kang Xiumei was everyone's lady, what was sinking fish and geese, what was embarrassing and closed, it was difficult to enter my eyes, give me shoes, be a maid, and only barely qualified!"
"Kang Xiumei, Kang Xiumei, you can't be inferior! Although you are shorter, there is a good chance that the dwarf female ghost is gentle and virtuous! Although you are fat, the fat female ghost is 80% kind and obedient! Although you are a little vulgar, but you are not cheesy, how can you survive?"
"Ouch, my merits, I can't count them for three days and three nights. All in all, no matter which male ghost you are, as long as you follow me, you will be blessed when you grow old, and you won't have to worry about food and clothing......"
The inflated ghost Kang Xiumei was self-motivated, or self-brainwashed, and immediately took action and flew to the construction site to find the tools at hand.
Kang Xiumei's heartfelt words were obsessed and obsessed, forgetting that the steamer ghost Cao Jinzhu was sitting on the thick branch and listening with interest.
After she left, the steamer ghost Cao Jinzhu smiled shallowly, and couldn't help but say to herself: "Kang Xiumei is actually very cute, if I had her confidence, it would be good!"
Sighing, stretching, and moving.
"Brother Mao is good to me, but I can't let him stay in the dark mud and suffer more. They like to go far and wide, and I don't. ”
Cao Jinzhu looked at the place where the excavator fell, and raised his hand and threw out a bright and dazzling pomegranate skirt - a magic skirt.
The magic skirt slowly fell from the air, and when it approached the surface of the water, it spun rapidly, forming a wonderful column of water, which approached the muddy water of the magic skirt and gave way to the side.
The steamer ghost Cao Jinzhu jumped slightly, put his body into the magic skirt, spun with it, and shrank into the muddy water in intense pain.
Where the magic skirt rotated, it was a channel that did not stick to a drop of water, Cao Jinzhu quickly saw the excavator that was deep in the quagmire, and he also quickly saw the poor ghost Mao Changsheng who was restless like a sleepy beast in the cab of the excavator.
"Brother Mao, don't panic, I'm here to save you!"
The steamer ghost Cao Jinzhu comforted him, calmly pulled off the hairpin on his head, and raised it high.
As long as the hairpin is pierced, there will be a hole in the glass door of the excavator cab, and the poor ghost Mao Changsheng can turn into a puff of green smoke, or turn into a wisp of breeze, and come out of the strange "prison".
However, in an instant, Cao Jinzhu and Mao Changsheng's gaze that had changed from panic to joy met for a moment, and suddenly jumped into the air and inserted back the hairpin.
In an instant, the magic skirt was retracted, the water column disappeared, and the scattered water closed together, burying the poor ghost Mao Changsheng in the excavator and the excavator cab seamlessly.
The steamer ghost Cao Jinzhu returned to the giant tree, sat down leisurely at the top of the giant tree, sighed faintly, and then said to himself:
"Brother Mao, I'm sorry, you just have to be wronged for a while! With your ability, you won't be in too much danger if you stay in the excavator surrounded by muddy water. ”
"I value you too, but I can't join this competition. ”
"You can compete economically, and you can compete in many, many things, but if you love someone or a ghost, the flowers are intentional, the water is ruthless, and the competition wins, what can you do?"
"I was a poor woman in my previous life, and I am a poor female ghost after I die, but what can I do if I say it?
"How much I long to have a lovely partner, how much I long to have a male ghost like Brother Mao by my side, how much I long to have a male ghost like Brother Mao by my side when I am sick and alive, grab my hand, and say a warm word to me......"
Muttering to himself, two lines of tears fell from the tall tree.
"I long, but I can only be stuck in longing—I'm from hell, I'm going to go back to hell, and what am I going to do with all the trouble?"
"Brother Mao, in order to take revenge on the mongrel Shen Dakuan who married by mistake, I confused and killed many men with bad intentions, but from beginning to end, I was an innocent woman. ”
"My dream is not high, I just want to have a kind man, he is good to me, I am good to him, I can eat well, dress warmly, respect each other, care for each other, and live a plain life until old age...... But such a wish could not be fulfilled. ”
"I'm a demon in the steamer hell, and I can't be reborn in any catastrophe - if I can be reincarnated, how good, I must choose someone I love, and then I will marry it, and not for anything else. ”
"Well, let's not talk about it! The days of returning to Hell are getting fewer and fewer—unless, unless, I can be the warden of the Nineteenth Hell. But I ...... A female streamer, after all, is not the opponent of those big male ghosts, so there is no need to rush to ashes. ”
"Don't argue, live a peaceful life freely, look at the smiling faces of those sisters, listen to the laughter of those sisters, and you will be satisfied. ”
"Soon after, I returned to hell, and after the catastrophe, I was able to think back to Brother Mao, and I was able to recall my sisters and sisters who had made trouble together, which was also a great comfort and a great joy!"
"Ma Mengyao, Sha Jishan, Kang Xiumei, come on, I voluntarily withdrew from this competition, no matter which of you rescues Brother Mao first, congratulations!"
"I seem to be a little stronger than you, and I'm desperate to compete with you, and you're going to resent me even more - I can make the male ghosts resentful, but I don't want the sisters to resent me. I was the talker and gave up the competition. ”
"I'll just lurk here and watch, just watch a play that is far, far away from me—watch it quietly, and then leave quietly. ”
After that, the steamer ghost Cao Jinzhu looked around, and saw a hole under the thick branches of the giant tree, a hole cleared by a woodpecker after a raw insect, and the mouth was towards the place where the excavator fell.
At this time, the expansive ghost Kang Xiumei dragged a thick and long steel rope and floated down from the sky.
"A pile of scrap copper and rotten iron, what's the big deal?" the swelling ghost Kang Xiumei shouted arrogantly while wiping her sweat, "As long as the big beauty ties you up, she can pull out of the water like a cow, and she can let that baby handsome guy step out of the cab majestically." ”
The steel rope was dragged in the pond, and it was obviously not easy to exert itself.
Kang Xiumei looked left and right, looked up and down, happily lifted the steel rope into the air, left one end behind the tree, carried the other end through the branches of the giant tree, sniffed, and dragged it to the place where the excavator fell.
The place where the excavator fell has been accurately determined, but the expansion ghost Kang Xiumei was against the water, and immediately her big eyes turned into small eyes, and she was stunned.
Who went into the water to tie the steel rope to the excavator body?
Hey, hey, hey......
The swelling ghost Kang Xiumei couldn't help but smile bitterly, and couldn't help but think of a story she heard in her previous life-
In order to prevent cats, the mouse came up with a good way to tie a bell around the cat's neck, so that as long as the cat walks, the bell will ring, and the mouse can hide in advance.
But which mouse is going to tie the bell to the cat?
Clever mouse, really smart!
If you have a good way and can't implement it, what kind of good way is it?