Chapter 135: Repeating the Old Trick
There are stupid women and smart women in the world, and there are naturally foolish female ghosts and smart female ghosts.
When a silly woman and a silly female ghost are in trouble, the first thing that comes to mind is the man or male ghost she loves, while the first thing that comes to mind for a smart woman and a smart female ghost is the man and the male ghost who love her.
Loving and being loved are two very different realms.
Falling in love with someone else or another ghost means that you are willing to work tirelessly for the other person.
Being in love with someone else or another ghost means that the other person is willing to go to the trouble for you and die.
Love will turn tigress into kittens, and male lions into pugs.
The hanged ghost Sha Jishan is a smart woman alive (just using the wrong smart), and after death, she enters the underworld and is a smart female ghost.
Therefore, in order to save the poor ghost Mao Changsheng, the first helper that the hanged ghost Sha Jishan thought of was the Ice Ghost King Baishi.
The Ice Ghost King Baishi has a hippie smiling face and a ghostly head, and he has a bad heart for the hanged ghost Sha Jishan, and he wants to plot against him several times, so why not take advantage of him?
Isn't it a gift to him to be able to use him?
Rather than let him die alone, it is better to reuse waste.
Therefore, the hanged ghost Sha Jishan found a few places, and after finding the ice ghost Wang Baishi in the porcupine cave behind the village of Yuhuang Village, he screamed a few times "Brother Baishi", and Wang Baishi became obedient like a dog licking, so he roared and followed Sha Jishan urgently, and was going to save Mao Changsheng.
Of course, the opportunity must not be lost, and it will not come again, Wang Baishi will not forget to take advantage, first stretched out his hand to Sha Jishan's shoulder, and wanted to walk shoulder to shoulder, Sha Jishan secretly endured, suppressed a disgust from instinct, let his hand go, and let Wang Baishi hold hands.
Although he only held one hand, the Ice Ghost King Baishi was already a little dizzy with joy, afraid that the hanging ghost Sha Jishan would catch a cold, so he restrained the cold all over his body and turned into an ordinary male ghost.
Not only did he become an ordinary ghost, but he also became very docile and considerate, as if whoever followed him embarked on the right path, and along that road he could gain a model husband.
The hanged ghost Sha Jishan not only temporarily sacrificed the jade hand, but also sacrificed a lot of smiles that made the Ice Ghost King Baishi fascinated.
To use other ghosts, even the ghosts who love you so much that they are itching, small favors are also essential.
If it weren't for the immortality of the poor ghost Mao, even if the hanged ghost Sha Jishan gave a small favor to a wild dog, he would not give it to the ice ghost king Baishi.
In the yang world, Sha Jishan was depressed and angry, hungrily laughing at men, and then tried every means to make them die one by one without a place to be buried, but when it came to the underworld, the fanaticism in his heart was gone, and he was infinitely disgusted with the opposite sex.
Disgust is mixed with hatred, whoever wants to tease her, she also wants to tear someone to pieces.
followed the poor ghost Mao Changsheng for so long, on the one hand, because Mao Changsheng's "elixir" could alleviate the severe pain in her neck, and on the other hand, because Mao Changsheng was polite to her and had no thoughts about it.
Therefore, the hanging ghost Sha Jishan and the ice ghost king Baishi flew hand in hand to the pond in the village, in fact, they each had their own ghosts and plans.
The Ice Ghost King Baishi smiled evilly, and while letting a strand of Sha Jishan's hair wipe his face, he thought about it: "When I help save Mao Changsheng, I have you to look at this girl." It is also easy to save Mao Changsheng, and it can also be a medicine ghost, and it is also beneficial if the mountain does not turn around. And this girl owes me a big favor, when the time comes, I promise to listen to me obediently, I will take care of her, throw her from Jiangnan to Jiangbei, from the bottom of the Pacific Ocean to the summit of Mount Everest, so that she is so happy that she can't even shout out to her mother......"
The hanged ghost Sha Jishan, with a happy look on his face, couldn't help but churn: "The bad gambler who is indiscriminate wants to take advantage of the old lady and make your mother's spring and autumn dream." Let's make you happy first, let's have a spring dream, when Mao Changsheng Mao Dashuai is rescued, the old lady kicked you to the Liaodong Peninsula, and then officially announced: The old lady has never known you, and she has never asked you to help with any idleness, it is you rotten bastard who has nothing to do to make trouble......"
Thinking about it, he looked at Wang Baishi with a smile, Wang Baishi was also looking at her with a smile, and they both nodded their heads, thinking a little more.
Wang Baishi secretly thought to himself: "The female ghost is smiling, it's not a good thing!"
Sha Jishan secretly thought to herself: "The more beautiful you smile now, the worse you will cry in the future!"
In an instant, the two ghosts had arrived at the pond in the village, and the hanged ghost Sha Jishan couldn't wait, and was about to order the Ice Ghost King Baishi to go into the water to save Mao Changsheng, but at a glance, he immediately froze-
The pond was previously filled with water, not 10,000 cubic meters, but now there is no water left in the pond, only some bullfrogs and small fish, crawling through the mud.
The huge excavator was no longer in the pond, but covered in mud, and was hung down from the giant tree by a thick and long steel rope, hanging in the air, gently swaying, making a rattling sound, making people worry that the giant tree was about to bend down.
"What's going on?" "Ice Ghost King Baishi couldn't help but speak, "It wasn't long after dark, I passed by here, and the water in this pond was full, why is it drying up and revealing now?"
"You ask the old lady, who is the old lady going to ask?" The hanged ghost Sha Jishan's face was ugly, his voice was unpleasant, and the previous particularly magnetic voice had completely disappeared.
The Ice Ghost King Bai Shi looked at her in amazement and asked, "Why did you turn your face immediately?"
The hanged ghost Sha Jishan looked around and replied in a ** manner: "What if the old lady turns her face? Are you still afraid that you won't succeed? The old lady is in a bad mood, let the old lady get away!"
This is the truth, Sha Jishan is indeed in a bad mood.
Looking around, not only could you not see the three competitors, but even the other female ghosts could not see a single one.
At the time of parting, the steamer ghost Cao Jinzhu with a strange expression was gone, the tongue-pulling ghost Ma Mengyao who seemed confident was gone, and the impatient swelling ghost Kang Xiumei was also gone.
Ghosts can always see at a glance what people do, but ghosts can't easily see what they do.
The dry pond was obviously not drained by a person who opened the floodgates, nor did he drain the water with a high-powered pump.
No one would come to do such an unprofitable thing in the middle of the night.
The excavator hanging in the air is not man-made.
People don't have such great strength, and they don't have such great thoughts.
All of this was obviously done by the devil.
Which ghost has such powers?
The steamer ghost Cao Jinzhu, the magic skirt is powerful, and it is extremely beautiful, but there is no such ghost power.
Ma Mengyao, a tongue-pulling ghost, is nagging, sharp teeth, and has a long tongue that is extremely powerful, but there is no such great ghost power.
The swelling ghost Kang Xiumei, the fat woman - that fat woman is infinitely powerful, lifting an excavator, just like a big child lifting a Lego toy, could she also be the first to save the poor ghost Mao Changsheng?
Yes, the fat woman rescued Mao Dashuai, and the words were said first, and the two beautiful ghosts retreated, so they went their separate ways.
However, that fat woman is infinitely powerful, but she can't go into the water?
Who dries the water, and by what means?
The hanged ghost Sha Jishan thought about it left and right, but couldn't think of a clue, only felt that it was complicated and complicated, and a ghost head was about to explode.
After walking a short time, something incomprehensible happened here, what the hell is going on?
The hanged ghost Shajishan was so anxious that he jumped up and down, and he was so anxious that he shouted.
Mao handsome guy, a magical ghost doctor, the other female ghosts were saved, and it is understandable, if he is saved by the fat woman of the swelling ghost Kang Xiumei, isn't it sincere to want to be angry with the beautiful ghosts and ghosts of the whole underworld?
In the shadows, if you still want to find a female ghost who is fatter and uglier than the expansive ghost Kang Xiumei, you can only hope for the next generation of the expansive ghost Kang Xiumei.
But such an ugly female ghost can actually take the lead - rescued the first handsome guy in Yuhuang Village and the first medicine ghost in the underworld?
The hanged ghost Sha Jishan was so angry that her heart was about to burst, and she couldn't help but scream: "I'm unwilling!"
As long as anyone hears this voice, I dare to bet a dollar: the man promised to have nightmares for three years in a row.
However, when the Ice Ghost King Baishi heard this voice, he smiled with his eyebrows open.
Why are you laughing? Because Wang Baishi knew that Sha Jishan was in a mess and had no clue.
While laughing, the Ice Ghost King Bai Shi had already floated behind the hanging ghost Sha Jishan, used his ghost power, and pushed out a palm fiercely.
In an instant, the hanged ghost Sha Jishan shuddered, and immediately became a shiny icicle.
The ice ghost king Baishi grabbed the foot of the ghost icicle, lifted the hanged ghost Sha Jishan upside down in his hand, laughed arbitrarily, and kept talking to himself while flying towards the porcupine hole: "Who am I? It's Wang Baishi, a well-known gambler, who wants to call me around and treat me as a little four, a little five, it's really smart." Accommodating you, you don't know what to do, as long as the overlord is the bow - the raw rice is cooked into cooked rice, everything will be logical in the future. Two stunners can be captured in one night, and the peach blossom luck can be regarded as the peak. Let's go back to the cave, a man and two women, big quilt bed, there must be a different kind of fun......"
The hanged ghost Sha Jishan was frozen by ice, but after all, he was a terrible ghost who hanged hell, his ghost power was extraordinary, and the ghost heart was still beating, even if he was turned upside down and carried to fly, he still saw the evil smile on the face of the ice ghost, and he also understood the ice ghost's intentions.
However, I am a scoundrel, who else am I afraid of?
The hanged ghost Sha Jishan smiled strangely in the ice pillar, as if he was not taken away as a prey, but returned from hunting.