Chapter 235: Revenge that can't be laughed or cried

Uncle Li stared at Yang Yi and Wei Ergou's affectionate performances for a while, and snorted coldly: "Roll it up for me, those tears will still flow when I am really dead, I can see it, it hurts you in vain, damn it!" ”

Seeing that Li Shu'er actually made out the popular national scolding in the Northeast, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou couldn't hold it back anymore and stood up with a grin.

After seeing this, Uncle Li'er's old face sank, and he pointed to the purple and yellow brocade in the palace under the chair and said, "Aren't you idle and uncomfortable, go, take off the yellow brocade ......"

Yang Yi and Wei Ergou tore open the purple and yellow brocade in the palace according to their words, and saw that a whole bluestone slab nine feet long and three feet wide was exposed underneath, but the bluestone slab was full of cracks, and the fishy sweet smell came from the cracks.

"Do you know what this is?" Seeing that Yang Yi and Wei Ergou had discovered the source of those smells, Uncle Li looked at the two of them and asked, and then said: "I guessed that the two of you won't do anything else except pull the calves, and tell you that Uncle Fang'er's fake sleep is not an evil spirit, but a long-lost evil art, called the method of the peach, which is actually a kind of witchcraft in ancient times, and the uncle has only heard of it, and he doesn't want to see the truth today, so he moved his curiosity and wanted to try what is so strange about this method of the peach. ”

Seeing that Yang Yi and Wei Ergou were still so innocent that people hated to strangle them, Uncle Li's boss sighed depressedly, and patiently told the two of them that this peach trick is actually a kind of spiritism related to divine beasts derived from the ancient totem worship, specifically, the wizard first tried to catch the dragon, snake and other demon fairies, and then trapped these demon fairies in the secret room under the temple, and offered those demon fairies with fresh sacrifices every day, and after the demon fairy's corpse was dissected, the flesh left behind would slowly decay and exude a peculiar smell. Don't underestimate these peculiar smells, the reason why those wizards took such great pains to catch the demon fairies and worship them to this day is waiting for this moment, because those demon fairies are grateful for the devotion of these wizards to themselves, so they report to those wizards in this way, so that after inhaling the smell of their own flesh decay, they can have psychic abilities and become prophets who can predict good fortune and misfortune.

Once those sorcerers have this ability, it will not be long before they will become famous throughout the country, attracting the worship of emperors and generals and the common people, and they will become immortals who can make the people of the whole country submit to their feet.

However, even if the emperor has an order to make him a national teacher, those wizards will never dare to leave the temple for half a step, because the bodies of those demon immortals are under the temple, and the wizards will only have the ability to predict good fortune and misfortune by making those rotten smells come out and inhale them through the cracks pre-carved on the temple ground, so they can accept the rich gifts and rewards of the emperor and generals, but they will never leave the temple for the rest of their lives, and its secret is here.

"You mean, there's also a fairy body rotting under this chair, can you stop this disgusting thing, uncle?" Wei Ergou understood when he heard it, but when he thought that there would be a large lump of rotten, stinky, blood-red carrion under the bluestone slab, he reacted physiologically, and his stomach began to cramp as soon as he "quacked".

"Something that doesn't make a difference, this little thing makes you so sluggish, if you want to enter the goblin to cast spells and spells in the future, you still have to escape?" Seeing Wei Ergou's sullen virtue, Uncle Li'er's eyes widened and he reprimanded.

"Okay, okay, uncle, the dead fat man was born with a heart, and he will be too energetic in a while, so what, what are you going to toss next, no, what do you want the two of us to do, uncle?" Yang Yi was afraid that Uncle Li would turn his face and turn out the old accounts just now, so he hurriedly played a round and quietly entered the next topic by the way.

"Aren't you two idle hands itching, just right, see this bluestone strip, open it, there must be a tunnel or secret room underneath, we have to go down and have a look." Uncle Li suddenly changed to a lewd expression, and looked at Yang Yi and Wei Ergou and smiled insidiously.

"Huh?" As soon as he heard this, Wei Ergou looked at Uncle Li with a bitter expression and asked, "This stone is still dead, and there is no crowbar or anything here, you let us pick it with our hands?" ”

"Stupid," Uncle Li looked at Wei Ergou and scolded angrily, "Why do you still treat yourself as an ordinary person, and you still have a crowbar, I fucking gave you the whole crescent shovel and the Qinglong Glaive, is it more to your liking?" The true qi in your body is used to burp and fart and clear your intestines......"

Yang Yi and Wei Ergou only then understood that Uncle Li was asking them to use offensive spells such as clumsy fire to smash open the bluestone bar, and they couldn't help but secretly scold this dead old liar for being too yin, and he was torturing the two of them in a lawful way, but they didn't dare to disobey, so they had to move those chairs away, and then the two of them surrounded the bluestone bar, glanced at the gloating Li Shu'er on the side, gritted his teeth, and started to work as migrant workers.

Wei Ergou relied on his height and strength, and the power of the clumsy fire fist of cultivation was huge, so he squatted in a step, mentioned the true qi of Neidan, clenched his fists, opened his eyes roundly, and exhaled his strength, and saw two balls of black gas with a skull pattern hitting the bluestone on the ground from the fist, only to hear a muffled sound, and the two black gases hit two deep pits sunken into the bluestone bar, and there was a crackling sound of falling gravel under the bluestone bar.

Seeing that Wei Ergou's two punches had a good effect, Uncle Li grinned and said coldly: "Hey, this momentum is not small, so what, since the brute force of your body has not been vented, then make a few more rounds, and defeat the fire first." That Xiaoyi, don't be idle, uncle knows that you will suffocate the water as soon as you are idle, you can also help. ”

Wei Ergou went out with two fists, although he smashed the bluestone strip to the point that the crack became bigger and was about to break, but the rebounding force of the heavy bluestone strip also shook his arms to the point that his shoulders were crispy and numb, but seeing that Li Shu'er had no intention of letting the two of them stop at all, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou had a ghost in their hearts, how could they dare to disobey Li Shu'er, so they had to continue to sprinkle all their qi on the bluestone bar with one punch.

Joke to joke, with Yang Yi and Wei Ergou's current cultivation, the earth immortals who have generally cultivated for one hundred and eighty years are not the opponents of the two of them, not to mention the stubborn stone, after a few attacks, the surface of the bluestone strip is already full of holes, and it seems that as long as a straw is put on it, it can be directly crushed.

Seeing that Yang Yi and Wei Ergou had almost done their work, Uncle Li saw the amazing true qi in the two of them in his eyes, and was happy in his heart, and secretly sighed that these two goods were really willing to work hard to cultivate, and he was very relieved in his heart, but he didn't show it at all, he just walked over step by step, and said disapprerovingly: "The whole stone has been so long, what's the matter, I had a spring dream last night, and my waist and knees are sore and weak?" ”