Uncle Li carefully looked at the black gas under the quartz seat for a while, his face gradually became solemn, he thought for a while, got up and crossed the bamboo bridge without saying a word, and walked straight to the secret house behind the bamboo bridge.

The outside of the secret house does not look very big, but it is extremely exquisite, the house is paved with bucket tile loach ridges, the railing windows are all finely carved fresh patterns, and there is no vermilion powder decoration, under the cover of the bamboo bridge and the plum blossom, it is the carved eaves of the blue tile, the embroidered curtain is hung high, and it is a good place to be quiet at a glance.

Standing in front of the meteor door of the secret house, the seven-foot-high vermilion card rack is lined up with two rows of door pairs, from right to left, each with a lintel: the zodiac is open, the auspicious nine heavens are closed, and the golden jade is covered with Yan'en; The sun is beautiful in the Xuantan, visiting the banner of all saints, reciting the treasure Gua Yao chapter and interpreting.

Looking at the lintel, the corners of Uncle Li'er's mouth turned up slightly, and he said with some disdain: "His grandmother's, this grandson still regards this place as a temple in the world, so isn't he an arhat himself, it's really shameful!" ”

After that, Uncle Li stretched out his hand and pushed the meteor door, the door panel opened with a babble, and when he entered the house, he saw that above the ceiling in the middle of the house, there was a very strange sheep's horn lamp, casting a cold light into every inch of the room. Suddenly, a cold wind poured in along the open meteor door, blowing those horn lamps and making a pleasant crisp sound.

Looking up at those horn lamps, Uncle Li sighed, looked at Yang Yi and Wei Ergou and said, "Does this lamp look good?" ”

Yang Yi and Wei Ergou looked at the horn lamps on their heads, and felt that there was nothing unusual, so they replied casually, "It's okay, it feels like going to the hall of the Hundred Chicken Banquet in Weihu Mountain, it's quite bright." ”

"What should be a mess," Uncle Li looked at Yang Yi and Wei Ergou with some strange eyes, "Don't you think this place is more like a mourning hall?" ”

After listening to Uncle Li'er's words, supplemented by his old man's strange eyes, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou felt a little excited in their hearts, and couldn't help but look at Uncle Li together and said with a strong smile: "Uncle, the atmosphere here is terrifying enough, don't you need to tell ghost stories anymore to create an atmosphere, hehe"

Uncle Li grinned and sneered, didn't say much, and began to carefully inspect the furnishings in the room, and saw that the big kang near the window was covered with scarlet felt, and the front was set up with a big red money python backrest, a stone blue money python pillow, and an autumn fragrant money python mattress. On both sides, there is a pair of plum blossom lacquer small tables. On the left a few Wang Ding spoon incense box, on the right a few Ru kiln beauties, _ There are still fresh flowers inserted in the goblet, and tea bowls and phlegm boxes and other things. Underground, against the wall on the west side are four chairs, all of which are built with silver and red flowered chairs, and four pairs of foot pedals below. On both sides of the chair, there is also a pair of high tables, and several tea bowls and vases are available.

The most conspicuous thing is the row of bookcases leaning against the north wall with a high ceiling, on which are neatly placed a large number of books that can be filled with sweat cows, and some books have white bookmarks on them, which can be seen that someone has read them recently.

Uncle Li approached the bookcase, flipped through the bookmarked books, nothing more than some Buddhist scriptures of "Sutra", "Law", and "Treatise", Li Shu'er put it down casually, sniffled, turned to look at Yang Yi and Wei Ergou and asked, "What strange smell do you smell?" ”

"Smell, what's the smell, gas leaking?" Wei Ergou took a breath, smacked his mouth, and then looked at Uncle Li with a playful look and smiled.

"You don't have a long heart, listen to your uncle first." Yang Yi fanned his nose, and vaguely smelled a fishy sweet smell, but it seemed to be nothing, knowing that there must be something abnormal in this house, so he stopped Wei Ergou's nonsense.

Uncle Li made an exception and did not reprimand Wei Ergou who didn't take anything seriously, but squatted down, stretched his thin neck like a sausage, sniffed it vigorously, and looked at Uncle Li who was acting like that, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, so they could only honestly wait for Uncle Li to make an amazing discovery.

Uncle Li sniffed for a while, then suddenly got up and walked towards the four chairs leaning against the wall to the west, kicked away the footsteps below, leaned over to look under the chairs, and then sneered: "This place is really full of organs, and it is very famous......"

Yang Yi and Wei Ergou saw that Uncle Li had really discovered something, so they hurried to live, taking advantage of the cold light of the horn lamp on their heads, but they saw that under the chair there was a piece of purple and yellow brocade in the palace, and the fishy sweet smell emanated from the purple and yellow brocade in the palace.

Uncle Li did not rush to lift the purple and yellow brocade in the palace, but sat on the chair above, closed his eyes and sat for a while, and saw that Uncle Li'er's face became ruddy, fine beads of sweat appeared on the tip of his nose, and his breathing became rapid, his body seemed to be shaking from side to side uncontrollably, and his mouth was muttering words, and he didn't know what to say.

Seeing Uncle Li'er's familiar demeanor and movements, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou first looked at each other stupidly for a while, and then the two brothers glanced at each other and asked in unison, "What do you remember?" ”

That's right, as the knots in the Northeast, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou are very familiar with the dancing gods who originated in the Northeast and are still thriving in the rural areas of the Northeast, and as far as the two of them have a lively and lively character, when they were young, they often went to other people's houses to watch the goddess and the god dance, and at this moment, Li Shu'er's expression and movements are the same as those who invite the gods to come up after eating and drinking.

"I'm grass, uncle, what are you fascinated by, right? No, Uncle is also a very awesome Taoist priest, why is this still dirty, didn't he go to find the flower girl last night behind our backs? Wei Ergou looked at Uncle Li, who was still as if he had just finished smoking "ice", and he couldn't even make it clear, and looked at Yang Yi with some incredulity and smiled.

Yang Yi glanced at Wei Ergou, who never knew his worries, with a black line on his head, and said helplessly: "Your parents are working hard, why do you make such a foolish teasing thing like you, the two of them are really not serious, your uncle!" ”

After speaking, Yang Yi looked at Uncle Li again, sighed and said, "So far, there is only one way to help Uncle Li wake up, and that is ......."

Speaking of this, Yang Yi looked at Wei Ergou with an expectant face, and suddenly smiled: "Fat man, what, usually uncle always slaps you on the back of the head, do you want to be able to take revenge and fight brightly, and after the fight, uncle has to be grateful to you, eh?" ”

", stay and go, look at your smiling and smiling face, you know that you are going to dig a pit for me, who are your brother and me, old traitor, don't be fooled, hehe" Of course Wei Ergou knew that Yang Yi was not so kind, he must be holding back his bad intentions, so he resolutely refused.

"No, how can you think about your brother so much, how much jb makes me chill, can we still be happily willful together in the future?" Seeing that his conspiracy was seen through by Wei Ergou, Yang Yi was not in a hurry or annoyed, and continued to patiently dig shallow pits and slip small tricks for Wei Ergou, "You think, just like Uncle is now, if the two of us don't save him again, it is estimated that he will be confused for a while, even if he wakes up later, he will be a vegetative person, really, so, let's be apprentices, one day as an apprentice, a father for life, we can't just watch our uncle fall into the well, unfilial, will be struck by thunder!" ”

Wei Ergou was so angry by Yang Yi's grinding that he looked at him with a smile and asked, "There is a fart to put it in force, what do you want to do?" ”

Yang Yi smiled proudly and said: "Have you learned Fan Jinzhongju, that grandson won the lottery, he was crazy, and it was not easy to drink Yunnan Baiyao, but his father-in-law came over with a big mouth, let's shout one, two, three, you are on the left, I am on the right, and I am on the right, and I am calling my uncle's cheeks, do you understand?" ”

Wei Ergou blinked, glared at Yang Yiyi with admiration, and raised his middle finger: "You dare to use such a bad idea on your uncle's body, you are too talented, come, let my brother kiss first, and encourage me." ”

At that moment, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou approached Uncle Li, who didn't know that the danger was approaching, with a cruel smile on their faces, the brothers rolled up their sleeves and worked hard, and were about to open their arms to give the old liar who had been oppressing them a big mouth, when they suddenly saw Uncle Li suddenly open his eyes, looked at the two of them with electric eyes and shouted: "Two white-eyed wolves with broken intestines, the first half of the fucking is still talking about people, and the second half is still talking about people, eh?" ”

As soon as they saw that Uncle Li had recovered without the Big Mouth Therapy, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou knew that Uncle Li was actually awake just now, so obviously Uncle Li had heard the conspiracy of the two of them, and his heart couldn't help but tremble, I don't know how this old liar with small eyes and a strong heart of revenge would torture them to relieve the hatred in their hearts.

When there was nothing to be done, Wei Ergou's heart came quickly, and as soon as he dragged Yang Yi, the brothers knelt down, only to see Wei Ergou looking at Uncle Li with tears in his eyes, completely crying with joy and a crazy look: "Uncle, you, you are awake, oh mom, you have scared our brothers to the end, and I am thinking about how to save you!" What, are you alright? This is great, otherwise how would our brothers live, we can't live, oops, ......" The last sentence, Wei Ergou is completely sung in the tune of the Northeast duo turning the hat, which is lingering and mournful.

As soon as he saw Wei Ergou's tearful performance, Yang Yi instantly understood, and he also had a handful of snot and tears, and Wei Ergou cooperated seamlessly, if an unknown person broke into him outside at this time, he would really think that they were crying for Uncle Li, that scene, that expression, old in place, old and touching.