Chapter 4: Ghosts, Please

When Boss Zhou heard me say this, he had no choice but to nod his head and agree, kneeling in front of the Bodhisattva statue and chanting the sutra with his mother, the old lady.

Wang Ming and I sat on the sofa watching TV idly, and at lunchtime, Boss Zhou's wife came back, it was a middle-aged parent, and she looked quite kind, at least not like other rich women who always wore heavy makeup.

Boss Zhou's wife saw me and Wang Ming and learned that we were here to save her daughter, so she was very polite to us, first politely said a few words to us, and then begged us to save her daughter. After Wang Ming and I nodded, the aunt went back to the kitchen to cook for us.

The life of a rich person is different, Wang Ming and I have eaten instant noodles for more than half a month, and when I saw the rich man's dinner table, he suddenly drooled, and Boss Zhou saw our appearance and said: "Two masters, you can eat as much as you want, not enough for us to do." ”

As soon as I heard this, Wang Ming and I didn't hesitate, picked up the chopsticks and went to the table, not caring about other people's eyes, and swept the food on the table. How long has it been since you eaten? ”

I said while eating: "Gaffe, gaffe, I have food, I just eat instant noodles, I haven't eaten such a good dish for a long time, don't worry about it, grandma." ”

The old lady said: "It's really hard for the little master, I think the little master is also extraordinary, how can you be so embarrassed?" ”

I said to the old lady: "Grandma, what's the use of being extraordinary, we just came out of college, and no one asked for a few jobs, if it wasn't for food, I wouldn't want to do this, my master said that I can't deceive people and hurt people, and I have no way to make this decision." ”

The old lady thought for a while and said: "Little master, you are not harming people, you are saving people, the Buddha said that saving people's lives is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, you are not a liar, you have real skills, where is it to deceive people?" ”

I saw that what the old lady said was very reasonable, and hurriedly said, "Grandma, thank you, I will definitely try my best to save your granddaughter." ”

The old lady nodded, kept telling me to eat, and after eating, she asked me if I was enough. I ate a lot of food that meal, and there was nothing to do at noon, so Wang Ming and I lay on the sofa and slept to recharge our energy and prepare for tonight's affairs.

When I woke up, it was already evening, and it was getting dark, Wang Ming and I ate a bite of food and said to Boss Zhou: "Boss Zhou, I think there will be a fight tonight, the old lady and your wife are present, I am afraid that there will be trouble, I hope you can send them out for the night." ”

Boss Zhou said: "What about me, little master?" What should I do? ”

I thought about it and said to Boss Zhou: "Boss Zhou, if you believe in our two brothers, then you can also go out to sleep, it is safer." If you don't believe us, then you stay. ”

Boss Zhou said without thinking: "Of course I believe in the little brother, I can see that the little brother is a bright and upright person, and he won't do those things like chickens and dogs, but it's just my daughter."

I understand what Boss Zhou meant, he is not worried about his daughter. I said to Boss Zhou: "Don't worry, since our two brothers have taken it, we will try our best to do it for you, if your daughter is better, I will call you immediately, what do you think?" ”

Boss Zhou said: "That's great, thank you little master, I don't know how to repay you." ”

As he spoke, Boss Zhou took out 500 yuan and handed it to me, and I said, "Boss Zhou, you are trying to trap our brother in injustice, how can there be any reason to collect money without doing anything?" ”

Boss Zhou said: "Little master, don't say that, this money is for the two masters to eat some supper and buy a pack of cigarettes, and the two masters will accept it, it should be a little bit of my heart." ”

I saw that Boss Zhou insisted on accepting it, and after sending Boss Zhou away, Wang Ming and I began to work, I think that the things on Boss Zhou's daughter are not very powerful, otherwise how would I be afraid of my "rolling pin"?

Wang Ming was on the side preparing the guy to use for a while, as well as opening his eyes. I took out the yellow paper and tore it into a rectangle the size of a banknote, which Grandpa Chen said was the simplest paper money.

Grandpa Chen said that everything in the world has a law of survival, and it makes sense for ghosts to harm people in the law of the jungle, and it is not right for people to kill ghosts, so most gentlemen with real skills are difficult to get a good death in the end.

The old thing once taught me to talk if I can, and fight if I can't, but I think this old thing is mostly just playing, depending on his temper, how can he have the patience to talk to people. But my temper is excellent, and I decided to talk to that wild ghost today.

Most of the ghosts I encountered before were going to kill me as soon as I came on the field, so I haven't had a good chat, and today I have no grievances with it, I just take people's money and people to eliminate disasters, and there is no need to create bad karma for myself.

After Wang Ming was ready, he walked up to me and said to me, "Lao Chen, you burn paper, I'll report my identity." ”

I nodded, Wang Ming at least has the identity of being a horse immortal, and the identity of a horse immortal is quite awesome, and that little ghost will not dare to make a mistake when he hears Wang Ming's identity.

I took out a lighter and lit the yellow paper before, Wang Ming took out a peach wood sword, and I shouted to Boss Zhou's daughter's room in my hand: "Listen inside, I am the eighth master of Qiqihar Hu, sit down and come out of the disciple, and quickly come out to speak." ”

The "rolling pin" in my hand looked warily at the room. After a while, there was no movement in the room, Wang Ming looked at me suspiciously, and said, "Damn, doesn't that guy give face?" ”

I shook my head, where do I know where to go with his uncle? I'm not a ghost. Wang Ming shouted into the room again: "If the inside doesn't come out again, I'm going to do it, don't say that our two brothers don't show affection when the time comes." ”

Then there was a voice in the room, but it was a man's voice, and the voice said, "I won't come out, and you will beat me when you come out, and I won't come out if I kill me." ”

I went, it turned out to be a coward, and I shouted into the room: "Come out and tell me why you want to get on this girl's body, as long as you can leave us and we won't beat you." ”

The coward asked, "What you said is true?" You really don't beat me when I come out? ”

Wang Ming and I both nodded yes, swearing that as long as he can be obedient, we will never beat him. Sure enough, the door of the room slowly opened, and a girl walked out, the girl was Boss Zhou's daughter, but this flower girl didn't look like Hua Ji, her originally handsome face looked pale, and she drooled vigorously, and her eyes were full of eye feces, which looked very sloppy.

The little girl looked at me and Wang Ming vigilantly, and saw that the two of us really didn't mean to do anything, so she slowly walked towards us, smiled at Wang Ming and said, "What do you want to say?" ”

Wang Ming and I glanced at each other, and thought to myself, this thing is really harmful, a good girl was made like this by it. I said, "Why did this girl provoke you?" You're going to hurt her like this? ”

The little girl thought for a while and said, "I just want to stutter, but who knows that the adults in this family are not sensible." That's why I'm here."

It turns out that this is a Lai Pi ghost, I often had such a thing when I was a child, usually the fever has not been better, this is mostly the Lai Pi ghost trouble, people who know generally cook a few dishes, burn some paper will generally be fine.

I said to the little girl, "It's easy, it's just that you hit someone before, what's going on?" ”

The little girl said: "There were a few liars before, I was afraid that the parents of this girl would be deceived and taught them a lesson, who knew that they really invited someone who had the ability, and took the liberty of it." ”

I nodded, it seems that this guy has a clear conscience, and my good opinion of him has suddenly increased, and those deceitful guys deserve to be beaten.