Chapter 5: Negotiating with the Ghost
Chapter 5: Negotiating with the Ghost
Now let me tell you about the Lai Pi ghost, if you are interested, you can see, most of the Lai Pi ghosts are wandering spirits, these wandering spirits have no end of life in front of them, they are not a normal death, or they have nothing to do, or they died unjustly, these wandering spirits are difficult to reincarnate, so they stay in the world, some of them have no relatives, no sacrifices, some have done good deeds in front of them can stay in the Buddhist temple, and some are wandering in the world, becoming lonely ghosts.
Although these lonely ghosts do not go hungry, they see that other ghosts have sacrifices, and they also want to eat, so they pray for something to eat with the help of the bodies of people with low spirits. Most of them will not harm people's lives, they will leave when they get what they want, of course, there are also very harsh conditions, such are usually beaten, they basically have no ability, just wandering spirits.
I once heard the old man say that there was once a person in my hometown who was relied on by the Lai Pi ghost, and the conditions were very harsh, and he asked for three animal tributes, that is, the head of a cow, a sheep's head, and a pig's head to sacrifice to it.
Where did the poor go in the past to fix these three animal tributes? Some of them haven't eaten pork in a year. I had no choice but to find a pig killer, the pig killer was very evil, and the general evil things had to be avoided, and sure enough, the pig killer broke into the man's house with a pig-killing knife and was a big scolding.
When the Laipi ghost saw this situation, he was so frightened that he ran away, and the one who was relied on by the Laipi ghost will be fine from now on.
I see that this little girl's body is just going to eat, as long as its conditions are not harsh, I will try my best to meet it, after all, this week the boss is rich, and it is good to do good deeds, the key is not that I pay.
I said to the Rakpi, "I don't want to do anything to you because you are a bitter ghost, but this bitter master is not a heinous person, and this little girl is only fifteen years old, so you let her go, and you can say that I can satisfy you as long as it is reasonable." ”
Hearing this, Lai Pi Ghost hurriedly arched his hand and said: "Thank you, little brother, I don't have any requirements, that is, you can cook me food for a few days, and I will leave if you give me a few hundred hundred billion." ”
I saw that the ghost said that hundreds of billions almost didn't jump off his chin, and I scolded him: "I grass, you have to make inches, don't you?" How many days are you left? It's good to give a meal, and hundreds of billions? I should have beaten you to death. ”
As he spoke, he picked up the "rolling pin" Seeing this, the ghost hurriedly retreated far away, and said to me as he retreated: "Rest your anger, stop your anger." Tens of millions is fine? Millions, millions, millions? ”
I saw that there were so many more goods, and I was about to rush up when I lifted the rolling pin, but was stopped by Wang Ming, Wang Ming said: "Lao Chen, he is talking about dark money, paper money, paper money." ”
When I heard this, it suddenly dawned on me, it seems that I am really allergic to money, but when I think about it, Wang Ming and I are busy working for only 700 yuan a day, and this little wandering soul is 10,000 yuan as soon as it comes up, who can not be anxious?
But when I think about it, if you go to the wholesale market for ten yuan, you can buy 10 million, and if you chat with the boss, it is estimated that you can give away 2 million, which is used in different regions.
Thinking of this, I said to the Rakpi, "Come here, tell me what you want to eat, and talk about the money later." ”
The Rypy came up to me again and said, "Yes, everything has to be discussed, don't fight at every turn, we are all Svens." ”
Bah, it's a Sven ghost. I was embarrassed and embarrassed to say anything, so I let it brag.
Lai Pi Ghost said again: "What I eat is very simple, multicolored meat, small river dragon king, black soil jade, and some grain essence and small pearl grains." Simple, right? ”
Simple, simple uncle, I have never heard of these names, and the dragon king, where do I go to give it whole? With a gloomy face, I silently clenched the "rolling pin" in my hand and slowly walked towards the little girl.
When I was about to approach, I was stopped by Wang Ming, and Wang Ming asked me suspiciously, "What are you going to do, Lao Chen?" ”
I didn't look back and said fiercely: "Kill this bastard, his uncle's coming is one after another, and I haven't heard of these old men." Where to give it a whole thing, just beat it to death. ”
Lai Pi Ghost screamed strangely when he heard me say this, and hurriedly hid away, but Wang Ming said: "Don't worry, I think what he said is very reasonable." ”
Lai Pi Ghost replied: "Yes, yes, why does this little brother beat people at every turn?" ”
I yelled at Rippy, "Shut up, talk again, I'll kill you." ”
He said to Wang Ming again: "Simple? It's easy for you to get it, colorful meat? Dragon? Where do I go? ”
Wang Ming glanced at me and said with a smile: "Colorful meat is pork belly, Xiaohe Dragon King is fish, black soil jade is vegetables, the essence of grains is wine, and small pearl grains are rice, what's so difficult about this?" We can eat it for twenty dollars. ”
I looked at Wang Ming in disbelief, and then looked at the Lai Pi Ghost, and saw that the Lai Pi Ghost did not refute, it seemed to be true. His uncle told it to play culture in front of me, it is a Sven ghost, I am not a Sven person, and it deserves to be killed.
I sat back on the couch and said to the ghost, "It's okay to eat this, it's okay with the money, you give her back this girl's soul, and we'll treat you to eat." ”
Rypi nodded and said, "This is no problem, it's just that one is in my neighbor's hand, and I only have one in my hand." ”
Originally, it was said that the little girl was missing two spirits, but sure enough, Wang Ming said to the Lai Pi Ghost: "Then call your neighbor, I will tell the bitter master, how about cooking more food, burning more paper, and inviting you two to eat together?" ”
Lai Pi Ghost hurriedly said yes, turned his head to the window and said something, sure enough, after a while, I saw a ghost floating towards this, the ghost looked dressed in tatters, I thought it was a beggar when I looked at it from a distance, and when I walked in, I realized that it was a ghost.
Later, the spirit saw me and Wang Ming and asked, "Who are these two?" ”
The previous Rippy replied, "These two gentlemen were invited by the family, and they came to arrest us." ”
When the later ghost heard this, he hurriedly ran away, but was stopped by the previous Lai Pi ghost, and the previous Lai Pi ghost said: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, they don't beat us, you just need to return the soul of this girl to her, and they will invite us to eat delicious food." ”
When the ghost heard this, his eyes lit up with golden light, and he didn't know how long he had been hungry, so he said, "Thank you two, I will return my soul to this little girl." ”
As he spoke, he took out a small round ball, could this be a soul? I've never seen one before. I saw that the ghost took something like a small bead and put it into the girl's mouth, and the girl's face turned red after swallowing it.
I said to the girl's ghost, "If you can be so obedient, then I won't break my word, you go back first, and I will naturally invite you to dinner at this time tomorrow." By the way, tell me your names so that I can call you tomorrow. ”
The Lai Pi ghost on the girl's body came out of the girl's body, and the girl fell to the side, but fortunately, Wang Ming's eyes were quick to hold on. Lai Pi Ghost said: "My name is Wang Sanhe, and his name is Zhao Siping. ”
I nodded and said to Wang Sanhe and Zhao Siping: "Okay, don't hurt people in the future, it's easier to be reincarnated if you do something good." ”
Wang Sanhe and Zhao Siping nodded and said, "Yes, yes, what the little brother said is true, but this girl is not a fan of us, she appeared in the mass grave by herself." The two of us saw that she was dressed as a rich man, so we got on her. ”
Wang Ming and I looked at each other and couldn't understand why a little girl dared to appear in a mass grave? Forget it, Wang Ming and I just took people's money, and now that the matter has been resolved, the girl is fine, why do you care so much.
After I sent the two ghosts away, I called Boss Zhou and told him to come back quickly when everything was done, and Boss Zhou said that I was a god.