Chapter 086: Sleepwalking

Bao Yuan suddenly heard Du Muqing calling himself, and then he turned his senses leisurely, he turned his head and looked at Sun Panzi in a daze, and thought in his heart: "Could it be that everything we do is in the calculation of that Taoist priest, who is that Taoist priest?" He can turn Guang Ri around, and his skills are really not small. But why does the scroll show the scene of that year? What does it represent? Could that Taoist priest be the monk just now? "Bao Yuan is confused, the monk just now doesn't look like the Taoist priest.

Ping Sigui stepped forward and asked, "Lao Bao, is this divine scroll the one that your family has passed down from ancestors?" Was it dropped by the monk, old bag, what happened to you kid just now? No matter how much we call you and you don't answer, it's like you've lost your soul, what? What do you see on the scroll? ”

Bao Yuanjie stammered and said, "Nothing! ”

Ping Sigui put it in Sun Panzi's ear with a lot of heart, and whispered: "Ninth Master, I have already seen it, the old monk just now didn't dare to embarrass us, it's all for the sake of your old man's face, the ninth master's skills are all over the sky, Ninth Master, I, Ping Sigui, worship you as a teacher, and study your skills well, Ninth Master, the bubble on Song Peng's head, can you help me keep secrets?" Otherwise, I won't be able to save this head......"

Sun Panzi smiled and said, "Xiaoping, don't you mean it, it's the theme after what you say, right?" ”

Ping Sigui patted his chest and said loudly: "Ninth Master, the conscience of heaven and earth, I, Ping Sigui, am really not talking nonsense, I really want to worship you as a teacher, heaven and earth can be learned!" ”

Sun Panzi laughed when he heard this, rolled up his sleeves to reveal his left donkey arm, and said, "Xiaoping, do you know it?" Sun Mou threw himself into the door of Master Guangri to do a walk to the earth, and the Yellow River ferry encountered a thousand-year-old turtle and lost an arm. Master Guangri took a donkey arm for Sun and told Sun that he wanted to start a sect in the future. What is the first one? If you want to learn skills from Sun, you can, Sun can teach him this little skill, but that rule can't be broken! ”

"What rules?"

Ping Sigui was stunned, thinking that it was nothing more than three kneeling and nine knocking, incense oaths and the like.

"Haha! Ha ha! Sun's disciples must have a donkey's hoof on their left arm for generations, haha! Ha ha! Xiaoping, if you really have a heart. After everyone leaves the bottom of Dongting Lake, Sun Mou will find a master to change a good donkey arm for you, how about it? After that, we will do the teaching plan. Sun Panzi smiled.

"Ahh Don't don't, Ninth Master, it's not interesting to do this! ”

Ping Sigui was completely mad when he heard this gimmick condition, and said in his heart: "Lao Tzu is just talking, it's not so serious, besides, Lao Tzu just wants to learn skills, and he doesn't need to change the donkey arm." Can Lao Tzu marry a daughter-in-law if he changes his donkey arm? No, no, no, I just don't want you to tell Song Peng's business, not to learn from a teacher. ”

"Change! Ninth Master, you must replace his dog's left hand with a donkey arm! Song Peng came up and said with a smile.

Since he beat Song Peng, he was tricked in the Demon Land. After that, his memories were all vague, and he vaguely remembered that he seemed to have arrived in the dream of the Great Leiyin Temple in the West Heaven. When I see the Buddhas, Arhats, Venerables, Bodhisattvas, and eminent monks, it seems that the Buddha has given me a special mission when he is coming. When Song Peng really woke up, he saw a mysterious old monk like a leaf. Fly upside down to the position of the giant Buddha, and then the golden body fragments will return to their positions......

Song Peng listened to Bao Yuan.

The old monk was the one who returned the Heavenly Emperor's Treasure Seal to Qin Shi Huang on the shore of Dongting Lake.

Song Peng asked hundreds of questions for a while.

But he didn't ask a single question, and he was dumbfounded on the spot.

Song Peng moved his brain slightly, and the bubble on his head hurt terribly, and no one told him how the bubble on his head came from.

"Ping Sigui, this is a good thing!"

Du Muqing saw that Bao Yuan was back to normal, and the divine scroll was lost and recovered, although the origin was very strange, it was always back in Bao Yuan's hands, Du Muqing no longer thought about the ins and outs, she smiled and said: "Ping Sigui, you worship under the door of the ninth grandfather, this is a great thing, we are originally a family, you are even more kissed this time, Ping Sigui, said goodbye, can not regret it, if you dare to regret it, beware of your ...... Ha ha! ”

"Mu Qing, when did you learn to threaten?"

Ping Si snorted and sat down on the ground, and said in his heart: "That's right, the bubble on Song Peng's head was played by Lao Tzu, let Song Peng come and return Lao Tzu, as long as you don't beat Lao Tzu stupidly, what's the big deal about hitting three, five, eight or seven bubbles, what's the big deal!" ”

"Ninth Master, everyone is fine, I think, let's leave as soon as possible, alas, it's another bamboo basket to draw water."

Bao Yuan noticed that Ashirui and the mercenary didn't say a word.

It's not strange that mercenaries don't speak.

What happened to Ashrui?

Bao Yuan stepped forward, looked at Ashirui and asked, "Ashirui, what's wrong with you?" Are you still thinking about the old monk, in fact, Qin Shi Huang's death didn't do anything to other people's affairs, the emperor is a mortal, and there are births, old age, sickness and death, eating, drinking, Lazar, and fart to Liang! It's useless to think so much. ”

"Little Bao Ye, no, no, when we came in, I remember that there were many dangers, and there seemed to be a lot less danger here, I can't tell you why, but I always felt a little wrong. You said that he left the bottom of Dongting Lake and returned the Heavenly Emperor Treasure Seal to Zulong, how do I feel that the Heavenly Emperor Treasure Seal is still here? "Ah Shirui seems to be slowly recovering his memory, he has hatred in his heart, why didn't he dare to enter this forbidden place back then?

Bao Yuan couldn't answer.

After all, it's a record, and no one has seen it with their own eyes.

Bao Yuan is very serious and objective and puts forward a qualitative question, how can everyone go up to the giant Buddha, how can they see the giant gate behind the giant Buddha?

Sun Panzi said: "It is easy for me to climb alone, but if I want to lead people, I am afraid it will be even more difficult, it is not easy." ”

Du Muqing said with white eyes: "Didn't you go up just now?" Let him go up and hang the guys! ”

The mercenary hurriedly waved his hand, and gestured in a grunt, pointing at the top and his head at the other. No one knew what he was talking about, and even Du Muqing was stunned.

Sun Panzi thought secretly: "Could it be that this big Buddha has something else besides the door of the mirror dividing yin and yang, it is said that if you want to leave the bottom of Dongting Lake, you really need to climb the giant Buddha, but everyone is not good, although it is a big problem to climb with their bare hands, but it is not so easy for them." ”

It's not difficult for a while.

Suddenly, I heard Bao Yuan say: "Ninth Master, I think there may be some news about the Giant Buddha, maybe the Giant Buddha can be removed, it is a door, then there should be a reason to be open, otherwise it will become a secret door, is it a secret door?" ”

Sun Panzi thought about it too.

Although the giant Buddha is very strange and weird, pressing an ancient evil god, maybe there is really any news that can be opened, Sun Panzi said to everyone: "Everyone look separately, see if there is anything that can be moved, good granddaughter, don't move if you see anything suspicious, act in unison, and listen to my command in unity." ”

Shri stood quietly alone, as if thinking about something.

The rest split up.

Song Peng said: "Lao Bao, Lao Ping, Jiu Ye, I feel that these big bags on Lao Tzu's head are organs, as long as I touch them, my whole body hurts, damn, who is this lack of morality?" What about the loss at first glance? Why do you want to knock Lao Tzu on the head? ”

Bao Yuan didn't know what to do, and said with a smile: "Song Peng, are you confused, your kid seems to be sleepwalking after passing out, you can't stop it, and you pick up a cone-shaped stone alone, we didn't pay attention to it at the time, thinking that your kid was hungry and wanted to take a stone to cushion his feet, who knows, your kid directly took a stone and smashed it on his head, fortunately we stopped it in time, everyone stopped a little later, your face was blistered, and said that he was the reincarnation of a hedgehog, the bone spur was gone, and he used the meat thorn to make up for it." ”

Ping Sigui took it and said: "Song Peng's sleepwalking is considered mild, do you know what it is like to sleepwalk seriously?" ”

Du Muqing said from afar: ", you guys, is Song Peng sleepwalking?" ”

Ping Sigui was afraid of revealing his stuffing, so he hurriedly said: "Song Peng, your sleepwalking is good, you just smashed a few bubbles on your head, have you ever heard of serious sleepwalking?" I'll tell you one: There was a military scientist in the Soviet Union sleepwalking, guess what's wrong with that buddy, he crossed many checkpoints in his sleep, broke into the government office building, called the military commissar in the leader's office, and ordered in the leader's tone that he must build an intercontinental missile, and after giving the order, this guy went home and went to sleep again, and the Soviet military department was all panicked, and tens of thousands of people couldn't sleep all night, haha......"

Bao Yuan does not fall into the wind.

Bao Yuan smiled and said: "Have you heard, there is a buddy in Gansu, who didn't dare to confess when he saw a favorite girl, sleepwalking at night, the buddy was neatly dressed and ran to the girl's house, saying that he was going home to marry the bride, but Meimei was beaten, and after the beating, this buddy went back to sleep, and the next day he found that he was injured, and he called the police, haha, can this case be solved?" In the end, someone found out about his sleepwalking syndrome, and it became a joke! ”

Song Peng snorted and said, "I understand, the bubble on Lao Tzu's head was made by you." ”

While talking, Du Muqing shouted from afar: "Ninth Grandpa, when I look at the news of this organ, it is likely that in the word 'swastika' on the chest of the giant Buddha, the most conspicuous place is also the most imperceptible place, do you say?" (To be continued......)