In the final analysis, no one knows whether there is any organ news on the towering Buddha.

Du Muqing suddenly guessed.

Sun Panzi looked up and stared at the word "swastika" on the chest of the towering giant Buddha for a long time, wondering if there was any news on it.

Bao Yuan, Song Peng, Ping Sigui three people in the same place gossiping on the discussion, Song Peng said, the giant Buddha must not have organ news, you just saw it, the giant Buddha outside the gold seal is assembled in pieces, the old monk in the giant Buddha rest, if there is organ news on the giant Buddha, why do the old monks only tell us that there is a mirror behind the giant Buddha Yin and yang door, why not just say that the giant Buddha chest "swastika" word has organ news. Ping Sigui said that it was inconvenient for the old monk to say it directly, besides, he might be afraid, afraid that if we moved the Big Buddha and affected his life. Bao Yuan said, what kind of bullshit is to settle down, what kind of thing is it for the old monk to live in it.

Sun Panzi didn't mix a word of the nonsense of the three of them, and suddenly jumped up, floating on the giant Buddha, and climbed up like a gecko.

Bao Yuan raised his head and sighed: "Awesome, awesome, awesome!" ”

Ping Sigui was amazed, and even said: "I said, let's not talk nonsense here, the ninth master didn't go up, don't you know if you wait for him to come down." ”

Du Muqing stepped forward and said angrily: "I really hope that some of you will faint, so that your mouths can be closed!" ”

Song Peng let the towering Buddha go around the matter of whether there was any organ news, and as soon as he stopped, he immediately touched his head and chattered endlessly: "Lao Bao, Lao Ping, you two explain clearly to Lao Tzu, who knocked the bubble on Lao Tzu's head?" You two must have done it. Du Muqing is a good girl, and her hand strength is not so big. The ninth master is not as boring as the two of you, and Ah Shirui and Han Dan dare not be presumptuous. There is no one else except the two of you, fooling Lao Tzu with sleepwalking, Lao Tzu has never sleepwalked when he is so big! ”

Ping Sigui hurriedly said: "Old Song, you have wronged your buddy, is that kind of person?" ”

Song Peng looked at it and said indifferently: "Go to the ball, just because we are iron buddies, so Lao Tzu has to guard against you, but outsiders don't have to defend against it." ”

Bao Yuan snorted and said, "Fuck you." Song Peng, without Lao Tzu, you are still a meat sieve at this fucking time! ”

Ping Sigui was afraid that the watermelon skin would become more and more greasy to wipe his buttocks, as long as there was a little bit of anything to do with the bubble on Song Peng's head, he hurriedly answered, Ping Sigui said with a straight face: "Yes, yes, Song Peng, you kid owes it." Do you know what you are doing there, what you are called and what you are lying on the ground and being shot into a hedgehog, no? was shot into a meat sieve, Lao Bao saved you with his life, but now he bites his buddy. Damn, old bag. The two of us met the Zhongshan wolf. ”

Song Peng couldn't find a breakthrough and glared at the mercenary fiercely. Asked: "Hanba, did you knock on the bubble on Lao Tzu's head?" ”

The mercenary shook his head vigorously and waved his hand.

Ping Sigui smiled and said: "Old Song, Lao Tzu said, the bubble on your kid's head is caused by evil, don't believe it, you lift the shell of the fool's head and try it." ”

Song Peng screamed, and said with a puzzled expression: "I'm scared to death of this baby, bastard, can you open your braincase?" Yes! Do you have a stone in your head? ”

Bao Yuan closed the head case for the mercenary, and scared Song Peng with a strange voice: "Old Song, young and suspicious, do you know how the bubble on your head came from, okay, Lao Tzu will tell you, after you fainted on a dog day, Ping Sigui carried you all the way, and it was called a hard, tired peeing in the crotch twice......"

Ping Sigui heard Bao Yuan say that he had worked tirelessly to carry Song Peng, and he was very proud, and said in his heart: "Bao Yuan's words still have weight, plus the mercenary's head, this Kan has come true." Hearing Bao Yuan say that he was tired and urinated on his crotch twice, Ping Sigui couldn't help but scold: "Bao Yuan, you only peed your pants on a dog day, Lao Tzu didn't even drink water at the bottom of Dongting Lake, where the hell are you going to pee?" Damn, do you mean that Lao Tzu didn't have urine in his stomach? ”

Song Peng rolled his eyes and said, "Don't interrupt, Lao Bao, you go on." ”

Unexpectedly, Du Muqing took over the words first and said: "Heh, at that time, Song Peng's dog day was shot into a sieve by arrows, and we all hurried to run here, and encountered the second wave at the bottom of Dongting Lake on the way, Song Peng, you don't know that the second wave at the bottom of Dongting Lake is not water at all, it is all ice blade and sword rain, fortunately, we all protect your body well, otherwise your dog would have been cut into sashimi early in the morning, you see, the fool was hit and his head was cut into two petals. ”

Song Peng muttered to himself: "Is this true? ”

Ping Sigui said with great interest: "Nonsense, this can still be fake, of course it's true!" ”

Song Peng asked suspiciously: "Mu Qing, are you here to tell me that the foolish brother was hit and his head turned into a stone, what is the situation?" ”

Bao Yuan had already been excited, and said busily: "Heh, this matter needs Lao Tzu to talk about it...... It is said that Brother Han Dan was smacked, who knew that he had been stained with mysterious mental power and painting power under the peerless heavenly sword at the bottom of Liupan Mountain, and after the ice sword rain, Brother Han Dan relied on his mental power, and the wound magically healed automatically. Alas, but unexpectedly, Zhang Liutong said that he wanted to rescue the female Huizi trapped at the bottom of Dongting Lake, Song Peng, you kid don't know, the female Huizi Zhang Liutong wanted to save had no skin and no flesh, and the internal organs hung directly on the skeleton, hey, we thought it was a woman who was not rotten, how do we know that she is a living mile......"

Song Peng seemed to hear the three of them talking, and shouted: "Fart, fart...... The female Huizi rescued by Zhang Liutong is rotten like that, how can you recognize her as a female Huizi, she doesn't make a draft when she farts, she spits and says that she has a core, damn, you three are obviously farting! ”

Ping Sigui's eyes rolled for a moment, and then said: "Song Peng, you kid is really fucking uninteresting, the three of us are obviously explaining the truth to you, why don't you believe it, the dog eats pancakes and doesn't know anyway...... The reason why we can all recognize that person is a female Huizi, although it is rotten and unlikely, but you don't know, she is wearing a little white hat on her head, and Silk Buds only has two eyes left. you! ”

Song Peng's mouth was invincible to three tongues, and he said helplessly: "Sort of, what about later?" ”

Bao Yuan slapped his thigh fiercely. He continued to say, "Heh, I was scared later. Song Peng, you don't know. Buddy all the way to the danger, we are not afraid of the head steps made by the ancients, she is a female Huizi who is not half dead, can buddy be afraid? Impossible, it is impossible, we all have the will to go to the earth like copper and iron, rushing to generate income for the country and seek happiness for the people, and we can be afraid of her three-five-eighty-seven cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods. Even if you're a little afraid, don't we buddies still have the ninth master? Even if that female Huizi is a vampire, a zombie, a zombie or something, how many of us are afraid of her? Joke ......"

Du Muqing couldn't help but laugh, and said in her heart: "The more you pull it, the more boundless it is, beware of revealing the stuffing!" ”

Song Peng also accepted this kind of talk of pulling a sentence from the east and talking from the west, and nodded incessantly, saying that if you are afraid, it will not be our buddy, and ask what happened later?

Bao Yuan continued: "It's too late, it's too fast." The buddy saw that the female Huizi didn't shake it off, but he didn't think about it, and the female Huizi suddenly stopped Ping Sigui, saying that the person on Ping Sigui's back had no life. It's useless to keep his brain, so it's better to let me eat it alive. Oh, although the female Huizi's face is hidden. But she opened her mouth to reveal a mouthful of fine yellow teeth, and the red and black muscles twitched on her face. The tongue is like a rag strip, and Ping Sigui saw it. Another big bubble of on the crotch of the pants......"

Ping Si Guixin said: "Your mother, you can't forget the nonsense of Lao Tzu, damn!" He couldn't help but speak, but nodded his head.

Song Peng looked at Ping Sigui: "It seems that I blamed Ping Sigui by mistake, Ping Sigui is a good comrade, he so much for me, and I will return it to him if I have the chance." ”

Ping Sigui pouted and said, "Keep it for yourself, buddy is not lacking!" ”

Bao Yuan saw that Ping Sigui not only did not interrupt, but cooperated tacitly, and was even more energetic: "Old Song, you were shot into a sieve by arrows, and you have no breath, what kind of friendship do we buddies have?" That's a fateful friendship, a furnace of real money and silver forged by thousands of hammers, the sky and the earth can't be separated, heh, that female Huizi dared to leave Song Peng's brain in front of Lao Tzu, just kidding, buddy, can I fucking agree? Can't, absolutely can't, Ping Sigui is good, it took seven or eight uriquettes in a row to say the word 'can't', although the qi is insufficient, but, Ping Sigui's buddy is also good, okay, just exercise more! ”

Ping Sigui was extremely disdainful, and said again and again in his heart: "Fuck you, it sounds like you are a big hero and a hero, is Lao Tzu a stinky tofu, damn, is there a person like you?" "Then I thought about it, Song Peng's life was saved by someone else, and he knew that he had this qualification.

Song Peng asked again: "Old Bao, don't add oil and vinegar here, let's talk about the theme directly!" ”

Bao Yuan said again: "Hey, Lao Tzu thought that our buddies were all heroes who had fought the emperors of the past dynasties, an emperor through the ages, an emperor through the ages, a emperor through the ages, a clear monarch, and a faint monarch are all rice buckets, waste snacks, mung bean paste, and nuts in the eyes of our buddies. ”

Song Peng nodded and said, "Yes, no!" ”

Bao Yuanzheng was talking about generosity, suddenly pulled down his face, said with a handful of snot and tears: "Song Peng, Song Peng, do you know how much Lao Tzu has done for you?" Do you know, buddy, no one was scared of the female Huizi at that time, after all, we still have the ninth master, the good hand of the fairy, who knows, the brothers can't beat the female Huizi, you can only watch the family take away your brains, the brothers really can't help it......"

Song Peng jumped three feet high in fright and shouted: "How can you say that Lao Tzu also has a stone in his head?" ”

Ping Sigui said: "Heh, what do you think you have in your head, at best it is a stone, could it be a poop of feces?" ”

Bao Yuan's face was depressed, and he said with a gloomy expression: "Song Peng, the brothers can't stand you, the buddies really tried their best, not to mention the ninth master, even Lao Tzu and the female Huizi who is not human, ghost and ghost killed ninety-nine eighty-one rounds, and finally lost half a move, who knew that she didn't give up, it was not enough to eat your brain, I had to eat another one, no, the brains of the Handan brothers were also eaten by her, okay, she casually packed a stone for the Handan brothers after eating, and packed a bubble ...... for you"

Song Peng touched his head and said, "What did you put in a bubble for Lao Tzu?" Say it quickly, say it quickly, I'm in a hurry to die! ”

Bao Yuan comforted Song Peng's chest with his hand, and said with a kind face: "Old Song, don't be excited when you hear it, the female Huizi pulled a bubble of steaming for you to put in your head, the bubble on your head is hot in your head, Ping Sigui, blame you, blame you, our buddies originally discussed to keep this secret forever and ever, you see, you have to force me to tell the truth, what's good about the truth, what's good, Song Peng, good buddy, don't be sad......"

Ping Sigui and Du Muqing almost squirted out.

Song Peng was stunned for a long time, and suddenly scolded: "Fuck you, Bao Yuan, you know that your kid is in the dark, and you are poop in your head!" ”

Bao Yuan continued to pretend garlic and shouted grievances: "Look, look, you all come and take a look...... This is a seizure sign, a typical dog bites Lu Dongbin, well, the next thing is to start stealing the axe, after a while, I will feel that I am Wang Xiaoer, I always want to touch a card and write: There is no silver three hundred taels here, and Wang Er next door has not stolen. This doesn't count, for a while, you should imagine yourself as Changshan Zhao Zilong, to kill seven in and seven out of the million Cao army, and after a while, you should imagine yourself as Yang Guifei, always want to get drunk and show off that pair of grandmothers, haha! Ha ha! ”

"Fuck you!" (To be continued......)