Chapter 48: Conquering Fire and Ice

The volcanic ghost iron golden dragon remained motionless, and when the huge "javelin" rushed towards him, close at hand, he suddenly turned sideways, raised his right hand, and grabbed the pine trunk.

In an instant, the flames flew up and a huge pine tree burst into flames.

In an instant, a huge pine tree turned to ashes in his hand, and with a wave of his hand, it was scattered with the wind.

The poor man's mouth opened wide and he couldn't close it.

The swelling ghost opened its mouth slightly, frowning.

The poor ghost has seen many worlds, but he has never seen such a miracle.

The Bloat Ghost has seen more of the world, and he is still surprised.

The fire in the world burns slowly, and it takes at least an hour or two for a huge pine tree to burn out.

In front of me, touching the hellfire, a huge pine tree was wiped out from the touch, it was only a matter of a minute, like incinerating a thin page of paper.

After the volcanic ghost burned a pine tree, it returned to a state of immobility, neither glancing at the cliff, nor chasing after the victory, spewing its eyes of scorching flames, still focusing on the three demons who were frozen on the bus, as if they were the real opponents, and the demons who threw down a big pine tree were not ghosts at all, just a gust of wind in their ears.

From that demeanor, the poor ghost could see that what the volcano ghost was really afraid of was the ice ghost, and he couldn't help but be a little angry, but he suppressed his anger, and laughed and instigated: "The number one beautiful ghost in the world is really powerful, throwing a big tree is like throwing an embroidery needle!" However, people don't seem to take you in their eyes at all, and they can't even look at you impatiently, they don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade!"

The inflated ghost Kang Xiumei has always been unable to stand this kind of blind snub, and what is even more unbearable is that after suffering from this kind of snub, she is still robbed by the people she cares about or the ghosts she cares about.

"Niangniang is not powerful, think it is a maid?" The inflated ghost hated his teeth, stomped on the cliff, stomped on the cliff and trembled, fell a lot of mud and sand, and roared, "Your fire is powerful, it may not be indestructible, and the old lady still has a way to clean you up." ”

After speaking, he rolled his ghostly eyes in all directions.

"Hold a big rock and hit him," the poor man shuddered, "he can burn trees, but stones are not flammable—if you throw a big rock, you will surely smash him into a scone." ”

That's what I thought. Seeing that there was a huge boulder shaped like a bait next to him, he approached and grabbed it with both hands and raised it high, and with a single effort, the boulder spun and flew towards the volcanic ghost with a thunderous momentum.

"Okay, see how much more power you have?" the poor ghost was terrified, but he clapped his claws, full of confidence in the boulder thrown by the expanding ghost.

The volcanic ghost was still motionless, waiting for the boulder to fall from the sky with the momentum of Mount Tai's pressure, not only did not avoid it, but raised his hand against the boulder, as if he was holding a straw hat or a pot lid, and made the boulder whirring and spinning, like a large stone mill driven by the torrent chassis.

Not only that, but the boulder quickly emitted scorched smoke as it swirled, and then turned red, more and more red, so red that it radiated brilliant flames of light in the dark night, which looked very strange.

The fire of hell is so powerful that it makes a boulder burn, and it is like making a briquette burn that has dried up.

The boulder did not turn into ashes like the giant tree in an instant, and after burning as it swirled, it suddenly flew up towards the poor ghost on the cliff at great speed, like a meteor streaked across the night sky.

Obviously, the volcanic ghost was angry, and looked at the uninvited guests who had sneaked up on the cliff twice.

"Beware!" the Expanding Ghost knew that the poor ghost was not strong enough to withstand the impact of the boulder, so he hurriedly reminded.

However, the speed of the burning boulder was unbelievably fast, and the poor dead ghost, who had probed his brain and exposed most of his body due to shock, could not dodge, only felt a blazing breath rushing towards his face, and he was about to burn with it.

The swelling ghost could have avoided it, but he rushed up to meet it, and with a slap, the boulder was knocked down a stone's throw away from the poor ghost, and the dead grass on the ground immediately burned.

The fire of the volcanic hell was extraordinary, and the right hand of the swelling ghost was immediately burned to shreds, and it screamed in pain.

Although the poor ghost is a ghost, under the stunts of these shocking ghosts, he can't help but be stunned, if he is hit by a burning boulder, even if he is not wiped out, he can only become a broken ghost, and he is afraid for a while, and he actually urinates incontinence, and urine flows down his legs.

The ground was already burning violently, and the flames had jumped to the feet of the poor ghost, and the poor ghost's long hair was about to sizzle and burn, but when the urine was dropped, from near to far, all the flames were suddenly extinguished, and a faint burst of green smoke drifted away with the wind, as if nothing had happened, and a forest fire was spared.

The boulder that had been tossed up the cliff by the volcanic ghost had turned into a dazzling white pile of lime.

This change made the poor ghost frightened, and then he couldn't help but smile.

The swelling ghost was stunned for a moment, and kept jumping on his feet, rubbing his hands incessantly, and his face was almost distorted in pain—even though he was the outstanding ghost male in the swelling hell, it was still difficult to parry when he touched the flames of the volcanic hell.

However, the injuries that the Expanding Ghost could have avoided were entirely for the purpose of saving the poor Ghost.

The poor ghost's heart was bright, and although he hated the inflated ghost, his heart was still greatly moved, and he asked repeatedly, "What should I do?"

The swelling ghost snorted and said, "Medicated urine, quickly pee on my hands, or I'm going to die of pain!"

With that, he squatted down, closed his eyes, and stretched out his scorched palm in front of the poor dead man.

The poor ghost hesitated for a moment, then lowered his head and spat on the scorched palm of the swollen ghost.

In an instant, the swelling ghost felt a coolness, opened his eyes, and kneaded each other with his two hands.

In an instant, the bloated and obese hands of the swelling ghost changed dramatically, turning into a pair of delicate, plump, flawless, as if carved with ghee.

The inflated ghost eyebrows opened his eyes and laughed, turning his hand over and over to look at it, as if he was looking at a hard-won treasure.

The poor ghost also smiled, looking at the volcanic ghost under the cliff, but found that the volcanic ghost looked up at the top of the cliff, showing a confused look.

The swelling ghost turned his head and scolded in a coquettish voice: "Tie Jinlong, if you don't run away quickly, you will be wiped out—there is a magical medicinal urine here that is rare for hundreds of millions of years, and it is more effective than the divine water of Guanyin Bodhisattva's pure bottle, and your warm fire will not work." ”

The volcanic ghost hesitated, and the ghost fire in his body turned from red to green, suddenly jumped up, turned into a wisp of green flame and disappeared.

"Alas, baby, you really can do it!" "Seeing the volcano ghost fleeing, the swelling ghost took a breath, and looked at the poor ghost even more differently, "Baby, with your love, my voice and hands have the characteristics of the first beautiful ghost in the underworld, thank you!"

"Don't call it too sensual, you and I don't have any special personal feelings, it's just a courtesy. The poor dead ghost got up, "You save me from being injured, and I return you a pair of beautiful hands, and I don't owe each other." It's time to deal with the ice ghost. How to deal with it?"

"The ice is brittle," said the swelling ghost, "and if I hit him with a boulder, I'll be able to smash him to pieces." ”

"No, no!" the poor ghost hurriedly stopped, "There are my friends there, and there are truckloads of villagers, and moving boulders to throw them will definitely hurt the innocent, and it will be thankless." ”

"This too. "I've got to think of a good way to get the best of both worlds." By the way, the hot medicated urine can extinguish the fire of the mountain ghosts, why can't it melt the ice of the ice ghosts......? It's just that using the essence of heaven and earth to drive away the ice ghosts is too cost-effective. ”

The poor dead ghost was overjoyed, and said, "It's a good deal! Borrow your golden cup and use it—I can't pee in front of people and ghosts—only brutes can defecate anywhere, and I am the most beautiful man in the dignified Yuhuang Village, even if I deal with the enemy, I still have to be polite and honest." ”

"Alas, alas, alas, waste!" the bloat sighed, and with a flick of his sleeve, the golden goblet with a beautiful smile at the bottom floated obediently towards the poor ghost.

The poor ghost grabbed the golden cup, which no longer dodged and resembled a ghost, and floated behind a bush.

When the poor ghost appeared on the cliff with a frown and a golden cup, the ice ghost knew that it was difficult to retreat, and he didn't know where to go, and the tongue puller and gut-pumping ghost slowly moved their stiff bodies.

"You...... Are you alright?" the poor ghost casually let go of the cup, ran to the tongue-puller, and asked in a trembling voice, "...... Are you alright?"

"I'm fine!" said the tongue-puller, nodding softly, and with a raise of his hand, he slapped the poor ghost, and asked in a loud voice, "where have you been? Why are you now?"

The poor ghost covered his aching cheeks, cowered, and opened his mouth to stammer, but the swelling ghost held the golden cup and said softly: "That's the Ruyi Langjun I just updated, don't do anything to him." Ha, I really don't feel like I'm newly married, I got a new life......"

The inflated ghost sighed again and again, and the lazy, joyful, and satisfied expression was really like a bride who had just come off the marriage bed.

"Don't believe that old slut's nonsense!" cried the poor ghost urgently, "I was taken by her, but I was not her slave. ”

"I see?" said the tongue-puller, retracting his long tongue, giving the poor man a wink in return, and then said, "I suspect that this handsome man may have lost himself to a sow, but I have no doubt that he will lose himself to the swelling ghost Kang Xiumei—you are not even a sow, so don't be sentimental and think about it." ”

"You-" The bloater gasped for breath, his hands in the air, and he made a gesture that he wanted to fight.

The gut-pumping ghost has already recovered his body and bones, and scolded: "Don't make a noise! If you want to cooperate with me, just listen to me, and share dividends and make a fortune together in the future! If you want to go against me, hurry up!"

The swelling ghost glanced at the poor ghost, lowered his hands, and said, "I listen to the handsome guy!"

The tongue puller also said, "I listen to the handsome husband." ”

The poor ghost was overjoyed and said, "Let's fight the world together and make a fortune together, that's good!"

"That's good!" The gut-pumping ghost nodded and said, "These cars and the people in the cars are all condensed by the cold air of the Ice Ghost King Baishi, so let's help push the cart - when the car moves, everything can return to normal, these people can settle in the city earlier, and our dream of making a fortune can be realized as soon as possible!"

Pushing a cart, the poor dead ghost can easily do it, and for the three big ghosts, it is not a problem.

The car moved, the driver woke up, the police woke up, and the officials, who had not taken sleeping pills and had not been injected with sleeping needles, also woke up.

The car lights were bright, the alarm kept changing its tone in the flashing lights, and it was heading towards the county seat again.