Chapter 47 Special sausages

The strangeness of the roadblock was not just tall and mighty, like a giant, but the whole body was burning violently.

Hair is burning, heads are burning, clothes are burning, every part of the body is burning.

Every burning part is bursting into flames, spewing flames—the ears are spewing flames, the eyes are spewing flames, the nostrils are spewing flames, the open mouth is spewing flames......

From a high vantage point, it looked like a steel robot, dressed in tattered clothes and pants, doused with gasoline, and then set on fire again, entering a state of rapid burning.

However, that face, not the face of a robot, looked so arrogant, so angry, and so proud, as if no opponent in the world could compete with him.

The burning giant remained still, looking like a monster trying to capture its prey, silent, waiting, waiting for an opportunity to move.

The poor ghost was frightened when he saw it, and he didn't dare to come out, and his whole body was about to freeze.

Who is this? The poor ghost's gaze turned to the expansive ghost.

"Baby, with a beautiful woman like me, don't be afraid, I will protect you safely. The bloated ghost looked unimpressed, "It's not a big deal, everyone is a demon, and each has its own strengths." ”

"What the hell is that? I don't dare come near him, let alone go against him. The poor ghost got closer to the swelling ghost, and the arrogance of a manly man disappeared in an instant, "Alas, it's good to be with you, and there is a sense of security." Tell me what the hell is that?"

The inflated ghost threw a flattering eye that he thought was very beautiful, but actually made people want to vomit, and said: "That is the representative of the volcanic prison, the volcanic ghost iron golden dragon - the master of the Internet, through online dating, let three hundred and twenty-seven girls be deceived and lost, and with heinous cruel hands, let the souls of twenty-nine of them return to the underworld, put their bodies into sausages, and blatantly sell them in the vegetable market......"

"Fuck, so vicious?" the poor man shuddered, "I have a chance, I'm going to avenge those girls." ”

"The opportunity is right now, but don't be reckless, just wait. The expansive ghost smiled encouragingly and said, "In the county where Tie Jinlong is located, the director of the public security bureau loves to eat sausages the most, and he can't do without sausages for breakfast and dinner every day. Later, when I bought the sausage roar sold by Tie Jinlong, the more I ate it, the more I felt that the taste was unique, and I decided to let my wife learn to make some. In order to figure out the materials and ingredients of the sausage, I took it to an expert for testing and prepared to imitate it, and the expert's test result was: the intestine is a pig's small intestine, and the meat inside is a genuine human flesh - tender and nutritious girl's meat. ”

The poor ghost stuck out his tongue and sighed in panic: "Is there such a cruel and perverted mongrel in the world?

"This is a man with a heavy taste, I like it!" the bloated ghost swallowed greedily and said, "The iron golden dragon is as cunning as a fox and as fierce as a lion, fighting a kitchen knife against a pistol, and the police sacrificed two good policemen to make him hit seventeen bullets to end his incredible strange life." ”

"It's incredible. "The poor dead man is afraid, hateful, and admired.

"After the death of the Iron Golden Dragon," the expansive ghost said solemnly, "the bull-headed ghost, the horse-faced ghost, and the two ghost envoys went to pull him down to the underworld, but not only could he not pull him, but he was also beaten so that his nose and face were swollen, and he cried for his father and mother." In the end, Hades sent the red-haired ghost and the black-faced ghost to help, and he barely managed to pull him into the underworld. ”

"Fuck, born to be a wicked man, to die a wicked ghost, terrible. The poor ghost was bitter.

"Such a good person, it would be wonderful if I could spend a night with him before I died. The bloat sighed.

"Cheap goods are cheap goods, and you want to be cheap everywhere. The poor ghost shifted his body and moved away from the swelling ghost, "If you still want to be cheap, you will seduce him?"

"Hehe, in the underworld, the old lady can't bear to enjoy his tenderness and sweetness, as long as he holds his slender waist, she will be wiped out in an instant. The inflated ghost sighed, "I dare to seduce any kind of man, and I dare to seduce any kind of male ghost, but I will not be stupid enough to seduce people and ghosts with huge energy enough for me to destroy." ”

"It's a strange thing, there are times when cheap goods are not cheap. The poor ghost moved his body again, "How did Tie Jinlong become like this after he died?"

"Thank you for calling me a slut. Being able to be a cheap person and being scolded as a cheap person shows that I have a different ability - the people and ghosts I am most willing to be are the people and ghosts who are different. "The Expansive Ghost is not ashamed, but proud," Iron Golden Dragon was sentenced to a billion years in prison in the volcanic prison, and was carried by four ghost envoys and thrown into the crater where the lava was constantly erupting. ”

"You deserve it, it's enjoyable. "The poor man gloated.

The swelling ghost was not excited, as if he had seen the world, and said: "The molten magma in the volcanic hell is undulating, and the blazing gas can scorch the rocks that are hundreds of feet away, and there is not a ghost who is thrown into it, and there is not a ghost who is not guilty of great crimes, and there is not a ghost who is not crying in it. However, after the iron golden dragon was thrown in, it turned out to be like a naughty boy playing in the water, swimming around in different styles, while humming a song to seduce those innocent girls in the world......"

"It's terrible!" the poor man was so frightened that his teeth collided.

"The demons in hell do not die, they do not die, which means that the torment will not end. As he spoke, his eyes kept looking down, and then he let out a surprised "huh" and said, "Look, on that bus—"

The poor man looked at the bus behind the police car, dumbfounded.

At the top of the bus, there stood a young man in a suit and leather shoes, with an elegant figure, but the young man was motionless, like ice sculpture and snow, even if he was far away, he could feel a strong cold air emanating from the young man.

And what is even more peculiar is that the young man's arms are outstretched, his left hand is clutching the tongue of the tongue puller, and his right hand is grasping the belly of the tongue puller, which is about seven feet long, and the three ghosts are motionless—the one standing on the roof of the car does not move, and the two floating in the air do not move, all of them are frozen and shiny, as if they have just been moved out of the freezer.

When the poor ghost saw it, he was so anxious that he was about to cry, urging the inflated ghost: "Save my beloved!"

"Hehe, your dear?" said the Bulgeed Ghost with a sneer, "and still pretending to be affectionate, when the Tongue Puller is your favorite? Look at that, the Tongue Puller and the Gut-Pumping Ghost join forces to attack the young man, and they both seem desperate to do a little more - if there is no privacy, no ambiguity, will it be like that? Fool, you better love me well, I am the most reliable female ghost, I will never deceive you, even if I have slept with other ghosts, I will tell you with relish, never hide it, never lie and find false witnesses." ”

"Gut-pumping and tongue-pulling ghosts aren't going to be as dirty as you say, save them. "The poor ghost is about to cry," one of them is my favorite, and the other is my friend and boss, and everyone has turned enemies into friends, and they want to work together for mutual benefit. That...... Who's that ice ghost?"

"Baby, you're so naïve, tongue pullers aren't a good thing, and gut-pumping ghosts aren't a good thing—two bad things stay together, and you don't do bad things until you see the hell!"

"Please, go and save them first! No matter what they do, save them first!" The poor ghost pleaded with a crying voice, "My ghost is weak and weak, and I am not the opponent of those big evil ghosts, you can help me!"

"Do you really want me to help?" the inflated ghost smiled, "I am indeed the only one who can help you." Your demon sand spills, whether they are spilling sand or sulfur, will not work against volcanic ghosts and iceberg ghosts. ”

"Oh, that ice ghost is called an iceberg ghost?" the poor ghost was even more urgent, "You drank a cup of my medicated urine, didn't you promise to help me do something?"

The Expanding Ghost said slowly, "I don't break the contract, but you say, should I deal with the Iceberg Ghost King Baishi, or the Volcano Ghost Iron Golden Dragon?" ”

"Help, bite tight, deal with the iceberg ghost first!" said the poor ghost resolutely.

The swelling ghost sneered and said: "The volcano ghost does not move, and this is the effect he wants: if there is a ghost to save the iceberg ghost or the tongue pulling ghost or the intestine smoking ghost, it will inevitably make the two sides who are competing for the ghost power scatter their mental strength and ghost power, and make both sides lose, so that he can eliminate multiple opponents in one fell swoop without much effort." ”

"Oh, really?" the poor man was at a loss.

"I told you a long time ago that the volcano is as cunning as a fox and as fierce as an angry lion, and it is not an idle person. The bulging ghost frowned and said, "If you act rashly, not only will you not be able to save your dear baby and slippery friend, but even you and I will lose it." ”

"Then deal with the volcanic ghost first. The poor dead man stood firm.

"Against the volcanic ghost, the old lady will probably be ruined," the bloated ghost said hesitantly, "for the sake of love, even if it is worth it." Come, kiss my face, and I'll go and fight for love. ”

The poor ghost frowned, looked at the big fat face like a buffalo buttocks, and hesitated.

"Okay, I'll go and pretend to be in love, and I can be regarded as having an explanation for you, and I don't owe each other for the time being. The bloater yawned, a little impatient.

The poor ghost slapped himself in the face, walked over to the bloat, and approached the bloat's fat face in pain, pouting and touching it.

"Alright, let's watch the old lady perform!" The swelling ghost jumped eight feet high with joy, and when he landed, he grabbed the thick pine tree that had been ridden by the poor ghost as an airplane, held it on a high place, took a few steps back, and rushed forward to the edge of the cliff, condescendingly, aiming at the volcanic ghost, and throwing it like a javelin.

A huge pine tree, with a strong wind, flew out, like a huge umbrella stretched out, it was really strange, that strength, so that the poor ghost was dumbfounded, convinced that even if he hit the boulder, it could make the boulder fall apart in an instant.