"You two deflated calves, I'll settle accounts with you later." The fat man glanced at me angrily with those little digital eyes, ah, I was happy, his eyes were all white-eyed and returned to normal.

Before the fat man's words fell, the female ghost bounced out of the fat man's body as if she had been struck by lightning, and curled up on the ground and shook into a ball, seemingly not lightly injured.

At this time, the fat man walked very skillfully to an old-fashioned wooden cabinet, and turned out a black whip-like object from it, but as soon as the fat man got it in his hand, he threw it out as if he had been burned, and shouted to me in a loud voice: "You lie on the ground and are down-to-earth, hurry up and die, and use this wicker whip to beat her to death." ”

"Huh? Oh, okay. "I was a little confused at first, but I soon woke up and remembered that Uncle Li had told me that willows, locust trees, and cypress trees are all yin, especially wicker to fight ghosts, and if you smoke it, the ghost will be three points shorter. When I think of this, I'm so happy, grandma, you dead female ghost, you played with our brothers just now, so let the master give you back and forth "bdsm" this time.

As soon as I thought of this, I was overjoyed, ran over, picked up the wicker whip, and then looked at the fat man with a slanted shoulder: "Biaozi, ah, no, Uncle Li, then I'll go?" ”

"Hurry up, you are grinding eggs." The fat man looked impatient.

I held a wicker whip and cautiously walked behind the female ghost who was still lying on the ground and shivering, and I couldn't help but feel a little timid, after all, we have fought, fought birds, and fought pistols every once in a while, but I really haven't fought ghosts, this thing, it seems to be really difficult.

I looked at the fat man with some embarrassment: "Uncle Li, I'm not familiar with this business, if you don't reform and open up, can you give me a sample first?" ”

The fat man couldn't cry or laugh, and looked at me with hatred: "Oh, look at your bear-like, even the wine has come out, I won't say anything, why don't I put on the waste snacks that you two are doing and eating." ”

In the interval between me and the fat man's question and answer, the female ghost suddenly became troubled, and as if she had been hanging a tightrope, she suddenly stood up straight from the ground, and pounced on me viciously. Because of the suddenness of the incident, the fat man exclaimed: "Be careful! ”

It's also my life that shouldn't be killed, although this female ghost's counterattack was unexpected, but maybe there were too many eyeballs in her two egg eyes, and everything was ghosted, she pounced, but it was the air next to me. Damn, Lao Tzu still has pity, but you want my life several times. As the saying goes, this clay man still has three points of earthiness, not to mention the temper of the young master and my "ask who in the world still cares about me, ask who I am still used to today" Ma Leizi (a kind of firecracker, loud and loud), suddenly angry from the heart, evil to the side of the gall, said that it was too late and that was fast, I saw me twisting my waist and stepping up, tightening the Qiankun belt, biting the back molars, rounding my arms, and smacking wildly according to the female ghost, as if I didn't want money.

Every time the wicker whip struck the ghost, a puff of gray-white smoke came out, and as I pumped it harder, the ghost grew smaller and smaller, until a child-sized body was left curled up on the ground and cooed.

At this time, I was already covered in stinky sweat and panting, and I saw that the female ghost was a canned king. The more I raised, the more I twitched (Northeast dialect: shrinking, becoming thinner), I turned around and asked the fat man: "Uncle Li, what's the matter?" ”

The fat man walked over step by step, and the shaking look that was not covered in four taels of flesh was not Uncle Li or which? It's over, Uncle Li's righteous and awe-inspiring feat of killing himself that day has changed his obscene image in my mind in one fell swoop, and he has become as tall and majestic as Pan Changjiang, but when I look at his beating today, he is still the same old way out of tune, he really doesn't change, this old god stick is hopeless. However, it was his appearance that made me feel close and feel very down-to-earth, which was really strange.

The fat man leaned over and looked at the child's big female ghost's body: "This thing is hopeless, she belongs to the resentful ghost, it seems that she has become a bit of a climate, if you don't cut the grass and eradicate the roots, she will definitely harm people in the future." In this way, you can go to the wooden box and dig out the cypress nails, and then stick them in the back of her neck, and you can completely fuck her. ”

"Don't, uncle, such a technical job, you should come." I looked at the female ghost, swallowed and foamed, a little stunned (chu, four sounds, scared).

"it, if I can touch the magic weapon, it takes so much effort, do you think I can get on this fat man's body? Don't forget, your uncle and I are ghosts too. "The fat man was so angry with me that he was going crazy.

I didn't dare to grind any more, obediently turned out the sallow cypress nails in the wooden box, which was actually a wooden wedge, and then trembled and walked to the female ghost, at this time, the female ghost's face had shrunk to the size of a baby, but still had a fierce appearance of gnashing teeth, but the original white face became black and mist, and faintly purple.

"Let's do it, this ghost has fortunately not changed color, if her face turns blue, I'm afraid I won't be able to subdue her." The fat man let out a long sigh.

As soon as I gritted my teeth and closed my eyes, I stabbed the cypress nail into the back of the female ghost's neck, accompanied by a terrible scream that made my heart eavesdrop, and the female ghost suddenly turned into a small wisp of black smoke, and all of it was absorbed by the cypress nail. I can't believe it, look at that finger-thick cypress spike, this thing is electric? Also with vacuum cleaner function?

At this time, the fat man suddenly sat on the ground, and asked me in a daze: "Kaizi, where is this, what's wrong with me, oops, my neck, and my ribs and forks, why does it hurt so much?" ”

When I heard it, it was indeed the voice of a fat man, so what about the ghost attached to him by Uncle Li?

"Boy, where am I?" Uncle Li's lazy voice came from behind him.

"Uncle Li, fuck, you, you cheated the corpse?" The fat man exclaimed, and he was about to faint, it seemed that this unlucky child was caught by two ghosts in a row, and he temporarily lost his memory.

To say that this Uncle Li is really out of tune, he was still late for the first seven soul nights, and as a result, an old female ghost took the lead, and almost caught up with me and the fat man's two virgins, this old naughty boy who has nothing to do.

When I think of this, my heart is so excited, you old liar, I can finally see your old face with braces and braces, if it weren't for the ears blocking the big mouth.

I don't know why, when I turned around and saw Uncle Li's figure floating in the shadows in the corner, my heart was hot, and tears were about to fall, damn, I really miss this old liar. Therefore, seeing Uncle Li hiding in the corner of the wall and playing reserved, I couldn't wait to run over, and my speech was a little choked: "Uncle Li, you ...... Are you okay? ”

As soon as Uncle Li saw me, a rare expression of excitement appeared on his face, but the expression that made me empathize only lasted for 3 seconds, and the old guy reached out and gave me a big neck slip (Northeast dialect: big mouth) on the back of my head: "You calf, you don't want me to enter the house, right?" ”

I subconsciously reached out to block it,?, Uncle Li's hand passed through my arm effortlessly, and slapped (guai, sound) on the back of my head, Niang Xipi, how can this ghost be unreasonable, you touch him, he is like air, but if he wants to hit you, it will be real, not adulterated at all, what is this called?

I was stunned, and said where is this, if we don't want you to come back, why bother with such a big formation, and recruit a good female ghost of kouhuo for no reason, you say that you are not sorry, old ghost?

"Ahh Uncle Li sneered for a while, with a smug smile on his face.

I was shocked, they all said that people are old and slippery, how can Uncle Li become a ghost and still be able to see through other people's minds, this is also terrible, this is simply spying on others** is equivalent to a crime. Because I really didn't expect Uncle Li, the old god, to grow strong after his death, so my thinking naturally sighed, but I immediately realized that the big thing was not good, and sure enough, Uncle Li began to be poor again: "What's the matter, boy, you still don't accept it, right?" ”

"Uncle Li, I'll kneel down for you, okay, don't play with me, okay?" I was completely devastated, this inner world was so fucked up that it was like attending a big party naked, so fucking insecure.

"Don't be unconvinced, let me ask you, who put the pot of eggs at the door?" Uncle Li glared at me and the fat man who was still staring at me in a daze and looking at flowers in the fog.

"Report to Uncle Li, I put it." The fat man grinned widely, and he was quite energetic and ugly, "I watch ghost movies, don't you say that the ghost likes to drink and eat eggs, I thought about it, let's answer the ghost right, right, can't we talk about it for a while, I'm an old traitor." ”

"Yes, you're a eunuch, you're so raped that you're about to fall on the kang." As soon as I saw Uncle Li's smiling skin and delicate compass legs, I knew that the fat man was going to be sad. Sure enough, Uncle Li flickered to the fat man, smiled at the fat man, and then, snapped, the fat man's back of the head also came with a pot sticker, which was called a porcelain solid, and the fat man's three souls and seven spirits were about to run away from home again.

"I said, Uncle Li, you came all the way back, wouldn't it be to use our brothers to exercise your eighteen dragon descending palms, right?" I saw that Uncle Li, the old man, was crazy and didn't do it right, so I hurriedly stepped on the brakes, otherwise I don't know when I will be able to vomit this stomach question.

"Ah, I'm all mad at you, two calves who don't learn and don't know how to learn, in fact, I've been back a long time ago, but I just can't get into the house, do you know why?" Uncle Li snorted and floated to the offering table, inhaling the fireworks of those incense candles while leaning at us.