"Why? Could it be that you ran into a female ghost lady again, and went to open the hourly room, he..."

"Why? By the way, next time you two don't buy this sandalwood, it's not to my taste. Ah, why do you say? Usually let you read more books, just turn a deaf ear, don't you know that the soul of the first death is the most taboo black dog and white chicken? You fucking have a bunch of hairy eggs at the door, those unhatched little white chickens themselves are resentful because of their early death, fortunately, I found out in time, if ** Hehe broke in directly, I have to let those grievances stain my spirit, very sad, you know? "Uncle Li glanced at us very ladyboy, and the fat man and I were full of excitement at that time, like snow water empowerment, and it was cold.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, uncle, I was wrong, I will definitely change." The fat man knew that he had made the mistake of dogmatism and subjectivism, and he hurried to make amends.

"Comrade, bookism kills people, mistakes are serious, lessons are profound, you must seriously learn lessons, draw inferences from one case, and don't take the next example, how distressing this is......" I was making fun of the fat man with a shy face, and I was choked back by Uncle Li's words: "What do you have to do, where are you better than him?" No, I said where the hell are you kid, why do you shoot a cannon in it? ”

I was stunned: "Uncle Li, what are you talking about, why am I a little blindsided?" ”

"Let me ask you, when Yifei choked your neck just now, did you freeze for a while? And then it moved again? Uncle Li asked me.

"yes, I didn't move for a while, what's wrong?" I'm still confused, and I don't know what kind of Tibetan medicine is sold in Uncle Li's gourd.

"Yes, why didn't you strangle your little rabbit cub, tell you, I just got on his body at that time, and I was about to use means to fight with that female ghost, but I was sprayed by your kid with a mouthful of boy's blood, and I almost lost my mind, and was eaten by the female ghost. You say, for the sake of you two waste materials, how much sin I have made, and how much heart I have done. "Uncle Li looks like a girl who has a broken liver and intestines, and wants to cry without tears.

"Come on, we don't know what you do, don't ask for favors, it's a big deal that our brothers will burn you a few more Japanese and Korean girls every once in a while, so that you can he I know that this old bulb is so vain, and this sycophant makes him very comfortable, so he just gets off the donkey and is no longer hypocritical.

"By the way, I came back this time, mainly to explain to you the future work...... "Uncle Li finally got to the point, I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and said that your hysteria is over, and we are almost exhausted."

"Oh, alas, why do you kid keep interjecting, I won't talk about it here." Uncle Li squinted at me dissatisfied.

"What did I say, fatty, fatty, I was wronged... Damn, I forgot that your old man knows how to read minds, it's. "I'm so troublesome, when I meet such an old ghost who can see through people's hearts, you can't even have some mental activities, what kind of world, I'll go."

"I came back this time, mainly to teach you the Taoism of Maonan Taoism, and from now on, you two will officially become the 72nd generation of the Maonan Taoist Mixed Yuan School. Eh, you two don't kneel yet. "If you want to say that Uncle Li, an old pretending criminal, does have kung fu, and he doesn't have to go home to take it when he pretends to be a bone fairy, he will come when he says it, and he will be stunned for a while, and he will kneel down involuntarily.

"Our mixed yuan faction belongs to the southern school of Taoism, that is, the Fulu faction, which inherited the essence of Zhang Tianshi's preaching, and was good at Fulu and Zhaijiao Taoism, and later introduced to the southern Yunnan region, and integrated the witchcraft of the Maonan and Miao tribes, so it became its own faction, called the mixed yuan faction, and took its own method of taking the meaning of the round nature and absorbing the innate vitality. Eh, what are you two rabbits pondering? Uncle Li shook his head and said that he was in a hurry, and he wanted to see the drowsy virtue of me and the fat man, and he was furious.

The fat man and I were so frightened by Uncle Li's cockpin that our balls hurt, and we thought to ourselves: Just say it, what the hell is it?

However, Uncle Li's next words really changed the trajectory of my life and the fat man's life in the future, and the unbearable experience of bloodshed, grievances and hatred that happened in the years to come, to be exact, everything should start with this night.

Uncle Li, this old ghost, gives people the feeling of a split personality, one will pretend to be a ghost, one will be sanctimonious, just now he was full of swear words and female ghosts, and now he actually looks like an old monk is settled, and he talks to me and the fat man who is kneeling on the ground, and the talk is still mysterious and mysterious Taoist culture, it is estimated that this Uncle Li must be a tailor, too talented.

"Xiao Kai, Yifei, since the two of you have stepped into the door of Group 17, there is no turning back. Actually, this is also fate, one of the two of you is an extreme yin body, and the other is a pure yang body, but, the so-called?? Those who are easy to break, those who are bright are easy to be dirty, and things must be reversed ......" Uncle Li's face was straight, and he suddenly said something that made us seem to understand but not understand.

"Uncle, it's not too early, can you make sure we can understand on the hour." I pointed to the old-fashioned wall clock on the wall, meaning that it was already 3 o'clock in the morning, and the day was about to break. Whoa, grinding), I'm afraid the ghost is about to call you back to eat.

"Okay, let's get to the point, in fact, as soon as you are born, your special physique and destiny are destined to only engage in work related to the yin and yang world, and it is also doomed that you will not be able to get a good death after all." Uncle Li showed a very painful expression, "Because we have been dealing with ghosts, it is inevitable that we will spy on the heavens, which is very damaging to Yang Shou, and when we fight with ghosts and demons, whether it is drawing talismans and chanting spells, or using magic weapons, it is at the cost of consuming the Yuan Shen, the stronger your mana, the more the Yuan Shen will be damaged, so we are destined to die a good death, you are afraid, are you?" ”

The fat man and I nodded sadly, I, I originally thought that joining the 17th group was a golden job, and I was also a civil servant, but who would have thought that it was such a really terrible errand, and no one could be a nobody, yes, then we have a lack of heart.

Seeing our brothers' dejected appearances, Uncle Li couldn't help but say: "However, the way of heaven is impermanent, and many things are not absolute, Xiao Kai and Yifei, the reason why I chose you two as disciples is to help you get a glimpse of the heavens, and to give you and all the juniors who are aspiring to become the descendants of the Mixed Yuan Sect to break a way out." I tried, but failed, and I also caught up with my daughter, but I still do not regret my original choice, because the life and death of the country is not to avoid it because of blessings and misfortunes. ”

Although Uncle Li, who has gradually shown a state of excitement, said that he is a hammer in the east and a stick in the west, and the fat man and I seem to understand it, but we are also infected by Uncle Li's fanatical demeanor and begin to boil with enthusiasm.

Seeing that the emotions of the two of us had been stirred up, Uncle Li was also very happy: "Xiao Kai, Yifei, Uncle asks you, who is the feud with our country around China?" ”

"Lao Maozi (Northeast dialect: refers to Russia)," the fat man blurted out, "Damn, then Lao Maozi is not a thing, using a series of unequal treaties signed with the Manchu government, there is no less territory from our country, it seems to be more than 1.5 million square kilometers, and he has been relying on it and not paying it back, this is a mortal enemy." ”

I stretched out my thumb to the fat man, okay, it's worthy of handing over high school history, it's a set of words, awesome. However, Uncle Li, you didn't come back today just to popularize historical knowledge with us, why are you still talking about the past and the present, and putting it on the dragon gate array?

"Xiao Kai, what do you say?" Uncle Li's interest was undiminished, and he even asked questions by name.

I was a little helpless, but looking at Uncle Li's eager eyes, I couldn't bear to refute his face, so I said casually: "Vietnam, Vietnam is ungrateful, pick up the bowl to eat meat, put down the bowl and scold the mother, when Vietnam and Lao Mei start training, we tighten our belts, and we don't support their weapons or rice, but they turn their faces with us after adjusting their butts, and they are definitely not enough to beat us (Northeast dialect: do not pay attention to things, do not fight righteousness). ”

"Wrong, big mistake, hey, our country is good at everything, but there is a little bit of bad, always wishful thinking advocates revenge with virtue, peaceful coexistence, always want to pretend to be generous, pretend to forgive, want to be buddies with countries all over the world, but often do not fall well, and finally get out of reach (Northeast dialect: embarrassing, helpless)." Uncle Li saw that neither of us had ever said anything to the point, so he was a little regretful and couldn't help but complain.

"If you want to say that you are not to blame, the main reason is that our country is too forgetful, or we deliberately avoided this education for fear of irritating others and affecting relationships. Let me tell you, the biggest threat to our country is little Japan. Don't look at the two battles between Little Japan and us, but their right-wing forces have not stopped, and they always want to compare with us again. Moreover, the means are getting worse and worse. Uncle Li's gritted teeth really scared us, and he said in his heart, who are you with, why are you so magnificent?

The fat man and I are going crazy, Uncle Li, what do you want to say?

Uncle Li pierced our minds at a glance: "Let me tell you a top-secret news, do you know why the Ministry of Public Security set up 17 groups in Inner Mongolia?" It is because there is a huge army of Japanese ghosts buried underground in Inner Mongolia, and the Japanese right-wing forces have colluded with some cult elements in China to resurrect these regiments with the art of resisting ghosts several times, and then harm the land of China. Therefore, the main task of our 17th group is to try to find all the ghost doors where the Japanese ghost army is buried, and to seal them to prevent them from coming out to haunt them. At the same time, the lonely souls of the Japanese soldiers who slipped out of the ghost gate for various reasons and did not want to enter the netherworld were searched for, and they were uniformly detained in the ghost detention center, and sent to the netherworld for processing when the conditions were ripe. ”