The explosion that seemed like a lifetime was finally over.

The scene of the Broadway bombing in New York.

Unlike the audience in front of the television, the reporters and onlookers did not see the whole picture, and did not know the location and circumstances of the explosion.

People's faces are complicated, excitement, fear, sadness are mixed together, and it is difficult to describe!

After all, this is an explosion on American soil, and it is the Americans who are hurting!

How many people will die from so many continuous explosions, explosions that cause such a strong vibration of the ground!

It's unimaginable!

Could it be that the whole building has collapsed!

No, it's not just that, look at this momentum, many buildings have collapsed!

God, 911 is coming!

Fear gripped everyone's heart!

At 911, the Americans were quite calm at first, because everyone was confused, and no one knew that it would cause so much and so long damage.

This time is different, the Americans have experienced it and know how serious and terrible such a situation is!

The men struggled to stand up, their faces serious, their fists clenched, and the grief and indignation in their eyes were clear.

It is as if he is always ready to go to war again and deal a severe blow to any country and any enemy who has harmed the American people!

The women with rich feelings wept bitterly for the sake of those who died in the explosion!

They imagined, and their brains made up, that among those who were hurt, there might be old people, maybe children, maybe even dogs, oh, poor dogs, white dogs, yellow dogs, whiter yellow dogs......

Everyone turned on their mobile phones with a heavy heart, went to the website and went to the radio to read the news of casualties, and their hearts were ready to harvest a shocking number!

Then, after seeing the latest news, the reaction of everyone on the scene was: "WHAT. THE. FUCK！ (This he. What the hell! ）”

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In the NBC live broadcast room, host Brian Williams looked at the horrific explosion and exclaimed, "Oh God! Unbelievable, the situation has escalated, this is not a kidnapping, this is a terrorist! Will the NSA step in? Our correspondents are in the White House, waiting for President Ma Oba to speak on the matter. I hope Mr. President doesn't grieve too much! ”

"It's hard to imagine if this is the beginning of a new war, and maybe the American people will soon be back to the days of 911 grief!"

"Are those explosive fragments the same as we thought they we'd like? If it's true, it's terrifying! Sorry, sorry, I can't describe how I feel! ”

Americans in front of the TV feel the same way!

Of course, there are also a few people who laugh and scold the host for being stupid!

The host was silent for a few seconds before asking, "What news does the reporter have on the scene?" ”

The TV screen cuts to a Broadway scene.

"Okay, now we see the scene. The people at the scene had not yet gotten up and were lying on the ground to avoid the explosion. Now that the camera pans into the distance, we can see a lot of explosives and fragments on the billboards on both sides of 44th Street, oh, the picture is not very clear, is that "The Phantom of the Opera"? Yes, that's right, that's Cats. ”

"Oh, it's a little weird, although explosives and fragments are everywhere, the scene doesn't look very badly damaged, maybe we need an expert in this area."

"Oh no, those fragments may really be the same as we imagined, otherwise why is the destructive power so low, sorry, sorry, I can't say it anymore!"

This is a stain on the host Brian Williams' life, just like the "meat lingzhi" incident of a certain domestic beauty......

At this time, the whole of Japan, half of China, and three-quarters of the world are laughing!

Kidnappers too him. Mother. It's creative!

The Americans are ugly out of him too. Mother. It's big!

Broadway is completely finished!

No one is going to go to a rampant Broadway!

Such a large amount, with the efficiency of American workers, to clean up for years!

Broadway is saying goodbye to millions of visitors from around the world every year!

Kidnappers ruined an American industry!

North. Han will give a certificate of merit to the kidnapper!

Obama will have a nickname for a "flying" president!

The people of the world will remember this for a hundred years! Laugh at a hundred years!

The host also described it in a serious way: "We can see that many famous theaters are covered in explosives fragments, which is terrible!" Oh, the picture cuts, the screen cuts, I can't continue! ”

Swap back to the host screen: "We contacted the senator urgently......"

The words paused, the host pressed and held the headset, and talked to the director: "What's the situation?" Why? Okay, okay, let's cut to a Japanese TV station for the time being. ”

It was Japan's TBS TV, the little beauty Tanaka Minami explained, the people around him laughed wildly while slapping the table, behind which was the New York explosion picture, and even the Broadway scene that had just been broadcast was covered with explosives fragments.

With Tanaka's explanation, Japanese subtitles popped up on the screen from time to time, "Xiang", "pollution", "splash", "smell", the subtitles are big and dazzling, and they keep shaking!

NBC host Brian Williams wondered, "What are these Japanese doing?" What are they talking about? Do you know Japanese? ”

The staff shook their heads.

As the footage aired, host Brian Williams became more and more angry: "What does that Japanese woman mean by her actions? Both hands seem to be holding a pillar, shaking constantly, and looking happy, this is too obscene! Also, why is she half-squatting, what does this mean? What are the Japanese around laughing at, they even point to billboards covered with explosive fragments, is it so funny that New York is hurt? Damn it! ”

The American audience in front of the TV is not as good-tempered as the host, and they have already scolded it, and many people smashed the TV in anger!

There are those who want to go to Japan to kill people, there are those who want to send nuclear bombs to Japan, and there are those who want to go to Japan to save Sora Aoi......

The host heard the news from the director again, and shook his head in disbelief: "Things seem to be a little wrong." We switched to the BBC in the UK, and there's a strange saying over there. ”

The British are actually no slower to react than the Japanese, but the British are more reserved, and only analyze the possibility without confirmation, this specious statement is enough for the whole world to understand.

"The Broadway kidnapping in New York escalated, and the suspect detonated explosives."

"Now the replay is a helicopter aerial shot of the explosion site."

"We watched this footage a few minutes ago, and the Britons who watched the live broadcast were very shocked, many people were worried that the explosive fragments were human tissue, and our phones were blown up!"

"Haha, sorry, let me laugh first! Now, in the interesting news that some experts, who did not want to be named, said that the explosive fragments are not human tissue, but of course, they are technically part of the human body. ”

"So what exactly is an explosive fragment? It is not convenient for us to dictate, please see the picture below. Please also note that this is only speculation and not confirmation, we do not guarantee authenticity, although the expert is vouched for by personality, but we know the personality of the expert ......"

"Okay, the director signaled me to stop talking nonsense, please look at the picture!"

First, there is a screenshot of the explosion site, with a large red arrow pointing to the starting point of the explosion - the sewer.

And then there's the video.

Bear Grylls took off his pants in the wilderness and squatted on the ground to exert himself!

The red arrow points to the mosaic obscuring the lump......

Bell Grylls eats elephant poop!

The red arrow points to ......

Bear Grylls eats bear poop!

The red arrow points to ......

So, all Americans Sparta!

Including President Barack Obama, who just woke up!