Chapter 544: Uncle Li's Pickling Girl

Uncle Li's mind was completely focused on the things we just talked about that seemed to be out of bounds, but in fact they were faintly intrinsically linked, and didn't notice the difference between me and the fat man, and the two of us took the opportunity to adjust our relationship, not wanting Uncle Li to see our fragile side. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Li Shu'er lowered his head and pondered for a while, and said: "What you met in Wenkutu may be a handful of the Japanese army's undead ghost army who escaped from prison, it may not be, but whether it is or not, compared to Li Mao, they are not so important, for now, we still have to make a fuss from Li Mao to see if we can force out the behind-the-scenes boss who is hiding behind him and commanding remotely." ”

Although Uncle Li didn't say it explicitly, the fat man and I both understood in our hearts that the boss behind the scenes was undoubtedly referring to Lu Yufeng.

"However, General Tian and Political Commissar Yin don't let us go to the grass and startle the snake, isn't this blatant disobedience, hehe" The fat man has always liked to go off the beaten path, especially for this kind of unorganized and undisciplined fucking thing, and he has a soft spot for it, but he deliberately made a timid and scared look, and Cheng Xin and Uncle Li coughed.

"Fuck, I'm playing with your uncle, aren't you fucking undercut again?" Of course, Uncle Li was clear about the fat man's mental activity that was so excited that his toes began to cramp, so he glared at him, no longer paid attention to him, but turned to me, and continued: "Xiao Kai, don't tell Tian Qigong and Yin Chuanshan about my return, so as to save them from thinking about it and getting in the way. ”

As soon as I heard Uncle Li's words, the fat man and I were surprised and delighted, and looked at Uncle Li in disbelief, and asked together: "Uncle, what do you mean, you are going to take us out of the rivers and lakes again, right?" ”

"Well, damn it, if the undead army composed of those Japanese ghosts can't be caught in one day, I won't be able to go back for a day, so I'm not at ease, so, during this time, uncle, I'll accompany the two of you to shake up and relax." Uncle Li stretched his waist in mid-air and said calmly.

"Fuck, uncle, this time our master and apprentice have to go to death with a white face, what do you say, hehe" The fat man saw that what Uncle Li said was true, and he was so happy that he danced with his hands and feet.

My heart is also happy, Uncle Li is back, I and the fat man have the backbone, and the courage to do anything is even greater, the reason is very simple, with Uncle Li's bowl of wine at the bottom, who are we afraid of, who are we afraid of, who is not convinced by shouting in the grave circle, no one dares to stand up, wipe.

"By the way, do you already have any plans in mind, let's listen to it, our brothers will also help you put forward some constructive suggestions, three stinkers, race Zhuge Liang, hehe" As soon as the fat man saw Uncle Li's smug expression, he knew that the old bulb's eyes were an idea, and one was more fucked than the other, so he asked with a shy face.

"If you want to talk about the idea, I don't think about it too well, but hey, I think, as the saying goes, catch the thief first and capture the king, Wang Ba loves the old wolf, let's start with Li Mao first, isn't he fucking pretending to be Wang Ba diving and wanting to hurt people secretly, let's not let him be easy, he won't show his head, okay, let's go and harm him, we have to force him to show his head." Uncle Li waved his hand heroically, revealing the true character of the green-skinned scoundrel hob meat, which is called arrogant and unreasonable.

"Then Li Mao is not a street gangster or a white liar or something like that, he wants people to have people, guns and guns, and he wants to have a deflated son (RMB), and the grandson's own mana is very strong, and he is definitely not a strong outsider, and he will collapse at the touch of a button, so let's go and fight with others, don't you think it's quite risky here, ah." The fat man and I have played with Li Mao and his men before, and the skills of that guy are not under me and the fat man, even if our brothers are mixed doubles, but they didn't get too much bargain, it can be seen that Li Mao is by no means an ordinary person, plus a group of tiger and wolf thugs with guns and swords, once they start.

Whether we can once again get out of Haiman Village, where Li Mao often visits, is a big question.

"I also pondered this your uncle, although they are powerful, and they are the head snakes of the earth, occupying the right time and place, but, you think about it, what is our advantage, we have few people, but we can be mobile and flexible, not to mention that the enemy is in the light, we are in the dark, beat him coldly, provoke him, provoke him, and the flaws will be exposed, when the time comes, let's seize the opportunity, and let him put out the fire, understand." Uncle Li even said with comparisons, and the poor vernacular that did not match the preface and afterword made me and the fat man so eager to try it, and his blood was boiling straight to the door.

At that time, none of us would have imagined that such a seemingly simple thought of Uncle Li would become a spark that ignited a powder keg, and set off such a big melee between good and evil in the Dayan mining area, and the war spread to Yakesh, Hailar and other adjacent areas, until it alarmed the Ministry of Public Security.

To say that Uncle Li and the fat man can become masters and apprentices, in addition to coincidence, there is also a very important point, that is, our grandfather and the couple have a force that as long as they recognize it, they dare to run all the way to the dark, and no one can say that it is not easy to make the two-pole strength, the Northeast dialect is called the tiger, and the Beijing dialect is called a tendon.

At the moment, the three of us discussed it and decided to do what we said, and we would go to Haiman Village in the evening to step on it and familiarize ourselves with the environment.

"That's right, uncle, what should I do with that female ghost, you won't be able to go back for a while, should you put her in the soul gathering bowl first, or if you hurt your spirit, we're sorry for others." The fat man Leng Ding remembered that the female ghost's ashes altar had not been dealt with, so he asked Uncle Li for advice.

"Well, well......" Uncle Li touched his chin and thought for a while, looked at the two of us, and smiled with an extremely strange look: "What, you release that female ghost, uncle, I will talk to her, hehe"

As soon as the fat man and I saw Uncle Li's lewd expression, we knew that this old man might have some bad idea, so he nodded in understanding, and didn't say anything, got up and held the columbarium to Uncle Li.

Uncle Li looked at my method of sealing the urn altar, and smiled approvingly: "It's okay, although there is still a gap between me and you for your uncle, but those white-way liars who are blinded by the two-eight buckles are enough, it seems that it is not a big problem for you to become the head card of Mr. Yin and Yang of Jakesh in the future, I am very pleased, hehe"

The fat man and I bared our teeth, and said in my heart that your metaphor is not good, and the two of us have changed our bodies, wipe.

Then, Uncle Li stretched out two fingers into the void a little, and the talisman seal and five-colored lines that sealed the mouth of the altar automatically dispersed, and a cyan gas came out along the mouth of the altar, and soon gathered together and formed a human form, and after a while, the female ghost appeared as a spirit, bowed to Uncle Li, and gave a deep salute: "The ghost is on the top, and the little woman worships." ”

Well, I and the fat man glanced at each other, and said that this is different from ancient times to the present, and having an official position in the body is different, this female ghost saw me and the fat man at the beginning, and it was an old body.

After pondering it again, the fat man and I understood that it was Uncle Li's old face that could be squeezed to death by flies with a smile misled this female ghost, and I thought that Uncle Li was a senior ghost from the Tang Dynasty Zhenguan who had been in the underworld for thousands of years, so I couldn't help but snicker.

Uncle Li, who has always been fooled by the women who have lost their footing in the hair washing room, really thinks that he is Yushu Linfeng, and loves the world, of course he knows what I am laughing at with the fat man, staring at the beads of his eyes, just about to slap the back of our heads, and then look at the face of the female ghost, oh, the little eyes immediately changed to digital, and the sparks went straight to the sparks, and the words were not good: "Ah, ah, the big sister is not polite, let the lonely ...... when you get close."

My mother-in-law, I and the fat man are looking at each other, creepy: It seems that this Uncle Li is down there but I haven't seen the eldest lady for a few days, I'm hungry and thirsty, this is too gaffe, it's just the honor of the evil ghost in a coveted color, and I actually made such a classical word, and you really think of yourself as the demon king Cheng of the mixed world who robbed Mrs. Zhai Cheng bit the gold, and he also came forward to let Gu glance, which is really literate.

Uncle Li's eyes are not enough at this time, and he can't wait to expose his navel and eyes to change them to 3D effects, so he just looked at the female ghost with a smile and said: "Sister, the small appearance is quite painful, well, don't call it an official title, it seems far away, out of the crowd, so what, teach me Brother Li and his brother, hehe"

I covered my cheeks with the fat man, and my toothache was sour.

"Why, you two have a stomachache, ah." Uncle Li saw the grimaces of the two of us at this time, and with horizontal eyes, the two of us immediately looked at our noses and noses, and looked solemn, as if we were holding a memorial service.

Uncle Li snorted, turned to the female ghost who was a little overwhelmed, and his face immediately turned gloomy, and it was a sunny day: "Sister, don't be restrained, I've heard about you, you heard the two of them just now, no questions, wrap it up on me, but I still have some things to deal with these days, it's okay, you just stay here, let's cultivate and cultivate feelings, cough cough, the main thing is that I tell you about some rules of the underworld, and you won't be strange when you go down, hehe"

Since meeting the female ghost, Uncle Li has never mentioned going to Haiman Village tonight, and he is surprisingly kind to me and the fat man, urging us to go out to watch a midnight version of the movie and take an all-night bath.

The fat man and I know Uncle Li's ghost thoughts, and we don't bother to expose him, the old people are lonely now, and it can make the old man happy, which can be regarded as our filial piety, so seeing that the female ghost is not displeased, but a little shy, the fat man and I smiled and got up and left the clinic.

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