After a while, the fat man and I came back in the wind and snow, as soon as we entered the house, the two of us were snorting, what's the matter, this old smoke and old Yan'er grandmother don't know whether it is a heart, or a heart, actually burned a set of robes and horses for Li Shu'er I don't know where to turn it out, Li Shu'er sat on the sofa, just like the paper man who guarded the spirit, and with the old face of the pig's waist shape that couldn't cry or laugh, the timid could be scared on the spot. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

In order to open up the embarrassing situation, I threw a look at Lao Yan'er's grandmother and asked her to help us go to the kitchen to cook, so that Uncle Li was upset and not easy to say.

When I got to the kitchen, the fat man closed the door, we all laughed and peed, laughed enough, I looked at the old Yan'er grandmother who was clearly Uncle Yin Li, and asked while laughing: "What, sister, we are no outsiders, you tell the truth with the two of us, and you are guilty of violating my master, don't you say that you are innocent, that is tantamount to scolding, do you know." ”

"Am I going a little too far, ah?" When Grandma Lao Yan'er saw me and the fat man's gritted teeth and resentful expressions, her heart was steady, but she was a little unbearable, and felt that her behavior was out of line.

"It's not too much at all, Uncle Li usually destroys our brothers, you look at my brother and I, the thin ones are out of shape, they are all tortured by our master, you know no, you do this, it's very happy, I'm old and rare you, hehe" The fat man looked at Lao Yan'er's grandmother, he was overjoyed, and his gloating face was like seeing the Philippines's Ah Ji Nuo III go to the toilet and pee a shoe.

"Do you hate your master so much?" Grandma Yan'er looked at me and the fat man in disbelief, and asked hesitantly.

"Hehe, sister, you don't understand this, in this world, you look at us respectful, polite to the master who makes people get goosebumps, we may have the heart to kill the girl behind our backs, and you look at our master who has to fix him when he has the opportunity, maybe that's the relatives we can risk our lives for, understand." I saw that Grandma Yan'er misunderstood me and the fat man, and she didn't break it, but just said vaguely.

"You human beings, it's too complicated, I'm afraid I'll never be able to adapt to your strange way of thinking and dealing with people, obviously I hate it in my heart, but my face is affectionate like a compatriot, you can trust your wife and children, are you tired." Grandma Lao Yan'er was completely confused by me, looked at me and the fat man, and shook her head incredulously.

"When people only say three points, you can't throw away all your hearts, girl, the world is sinister, sometimes, for a little profit, people are not as good as beasts, slowly you will understand." The fat man looked at Grandma Lao Yan'er, his face was straight, and he sighed officially.

"Okay, let's not feel that the world is hot and cold, people's hearts are not ancient, that matter is not something we should worry about, you should hurry up and be a big old man and stir-fry spicy lungs, otherwise, I don't know if it's windy and rainy, but Uncle Li is sure that he wants to scold the street, you weigh it yourself, ah." I leaned at the fat man who didn't have a long heart, and reminded.

The fat man bared his teeth and began to cut his lungs, while I began to rummage through the high wine of the green stick.

Grandma Lao Yan'er looked at me and the fat man who were busy with work very curiously, and I didn't know how the two of us could make big old san fried spicy lungs.

The fat man cut the lungs, so I found a vegetable basin that was not much smaller than the washbasin, put the fat man's diced lungs and red peppers into the basin, poured white wine, and brought them into the house.

"You guys, eat it raw." Grandma Lao Yan'er was completely shocked by my unexpected actions, and looked at the fat man dumbfounded, completely treating us as cave people on the top of the mountain who drank blood.

"Girl, let me ask you, you don't have tracheitis or asthma or anything wrong, ah." The fat man looked at Grandma Yan'er and answered the question.

"No, no, you're okay, ask me what I'm doing." Grandma Lao Yan'er looked at the fat man very strangely, a little confused by the fat man's headless words.

"It's good if you don't have it, otherwise I'm afraid you won't be able to survive for a while, hehe" The fat man glanced at Grandma Yan'er with a smile, and his expression was very narrow.

After waiting for a while, when the fat man and I saw the liquor, chili peppers, and lungs in the vegetable bowl lit, the old cigarette grandmother, who was choked and coughed so much that she couldn't straighten her waist, realized that the fat man had just asked a hard time, but it was too late.

As soon as he saw the old man's fried spicy lungs on the table, Uncle Li grinned and was happy, and then floated into the air, and began to feast on the smoke like haze.

Seeing that Uncle Li ate was called a joy, me and the fat man, and the old Yan'er grandmother still had an empty stomach, in this regard, the fat man who has always been greedy does not need others to worry about, and after the kitchen jingles and clangs, the steaming spicy pork dice, boiled white meat, kung pao chicken and other dishes are on the table.

After eating Haisai nonsense, Uncle Li, who was full of wine and food, was contented or lying in the air to recuperate, or squeezed on the sofa to eat, and we didn't bother to talk anyway.

After staying for a while, Grandma Yan'er knew that it was inconvenient for us to say something in front of her, so she hid into the shrine in the utility room with great interest.

Seeing that Grandma Lao Yan'er is very good at observing words and understanding people, Uncle Li smiled approvingly, and after Grandma Lao Yan'er left, Uncle Li turned over, sat up in mid-air, beckoned, called me and the fat man to his side, and said in a heavy tone that he had never had before: "You two calves listen well, this time I came back for the teacher, it was really a big deal." ”

Seeing that Uncle Li'er's expression and tone were very solemn, he didn't mean to joke at all, and a trace of anxiety flashed in his eyes, and the fat man and I also sank in our hearts, knowing that something big must have happened.

"Uncle, what's wrong, you can say it, we have a number in our hearts." The fat man put away his smile, looked at Uncle Li, and asked a little nervously.

"It's hard to say, I haven't told you before, in fact, there is a secret place in the underworld, which is specially used to imprison the ghosts of the Japanese army who died in a foreign land due to the war of aggression against China and the souls of the dead cannot return to China, this is one of the top secrets in the underworld, and even the judges may not know everything." Li Shu'er paused for a moment and continued: "Originally, for so many years, the ghosts of those Japanese soldiers have been safe and sound, but just two days ago, an explosive news suddenly came out of the underworld, those Japanese undead ghosts have been helped by external forces, and they have been blown up by the outside world, and all the imprisoned Japanese undead ghosts have injured the ghosts who are guarding them, and they have scattered and fled, and none of them have been caught yet. ”

"What the hell, the undead ghosts of the Japanese army have escaped from prison." I looked at Uncle Li in disbelief, my mouth was about to dislocate my jaw, surprised, really surprised.

"Yes, it was these grandchildren who escaped from prison that I hurriedly returned to the world, because once those Japanese undead ghosts are out of the effective control of the underworld, they will definitely collude and gather in the yang world to bring disaster to the people, so I returned to the mortal world in order to bring these Japanese undead ghosts back to hell and bring them to justice as soon as possible, and don't want to come out again in this life, Uncle Li smacked his lips, and did not hide his inner anxiety and uneasiness.

"That's the case, uncle, as soon as you say that, our brothers really have a lot of things to talk to you about." I listened to Uncle Li's story about the ghost of the Japanese army in the underworld bombing the prison, and my heart moved, and then I remembered that all the things that happened recently seemed to be related to it, so I looked at Uncle Li thoughtfully and said.

"What's going on, you speak slowly." Uncle Li knew that I had always been more reliable than the fat man, and as soon as he saw my expression, he knew that we must have encountered something strange during this time, and his expression became serious.

I straightened out my thoughts, and the fat man was like talking to each other, you and I started by beating us to meet the dead pregnant woman, and the collective murder of the pregnant women in Xiaogushan, the bizarre death of Han Jinsong, our evil fighting ghost puppet and the Li Mao, who was the spokesperson of Lu Yufeng, the leader of the drug trafficking gang, and the leader of the cult, all chattered with Uncle Li.

Of course, we didn't forget to tell Uncle Li about the undead ghost of the Japanese army in Wenkutu yesterday.

After thinking for a while, Uncle Li slowly raised his eyelids, looked at me and the fat man, and said, "Children, it seems that this one-third of an acre of land in Yakesh is about to make a lot of waves." ”

The fat man and I blinked, and for a moment we didn't understand the meaning of Uncle Li's words.

Uncle Li shook his head, didn't explain deeply, just asked: "Have you reported these things to Lao Tian and Lao Yin?" ”

"After reporting, they told us to stand still and pay attention." The fat man replied truthfully.

", these two old bureaucrats, they don't want to take any risks, I'm afraid of losing the black yarn hat, hum." Uncle Li snorted, and his disdain for Tian Qigong and Yin Chuanshan was very obvious.

"By the way, uncle, there is also an undercover agent of our 17th group in the Yaksh City Bureau, Director Shi, do you know it." I suddenly remembered the stone bureau that we respected, and hurriedly told Uncle Li.

"Who, Shi Bureau, undercover, oh, remembered, no, he told you everything." Uncle Li looked at me and the fat man, a little surprised.

"It seems that he really likes you, otherwise, he will not reveal his identity to you even if he is stubborn, hehe" Uncle Li looked at me and the fat man, and his relieved and proud eyes were the same as a father looking at his thriving son, and the eyes of me and the fat man were hot.

No matter what time it gets, Uncle Li's feelings for me and the fat man called master and apprentice, like father and son, will never change, this dead old ghost, it's just that if he doesn't appear, he will make us cry as soon as he appears, it's hearty, it's too annoying.

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