"Don't go!"

The two of them shouted at the same time, and the short man seemed to have a bad temper, so he turned his head to the two of them and said impatiently: "Annoyed or not, just answer the two questions and ask them." ”

Li Lanying has been suppressing her anger, thanks to Zhang Shifei who has been making eye contact with him, in fact, Zhang Shifei is not angry, you must know that no one has talked to him like this since he was a child, but except for his father and his mother, those who are related to him, all of them were beaten into little dragons by him.

But there is no way, now the two are in different circumstances, even the dragon has to be coiled, Zhang Shifei knows this truth very well, so he said in a slave voice: "Don't don't, uncle, don't bother the two of us, but we really can't help it, you see that we have become like this, you can help the two of us." ”

The short man looked at Zhang Shifei, then smiled and said, "Okay, but you can't help in vain, there is no white food in this world." ”

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying were stunned when they heard this, Zhang Shifei thought, this is the grandson who wants to extort money from the bamboo pole, what are the two of us, we have both changed from the village chief to the three fat people, do you still want to have another stick according to the head?

But there was really no other way, so Zhang Shifei had no choice but to say: "What, look, we have nothing left in this shape, why don't you owe it first?" ”

I saw the man laughing, and then looked at them and said: "What's the use of asking for money, think about the place where this bird doesn't except for me, I don't have a place to spend it, don't worry, I don't want money, I want ・・・・・"

After that, the short man swept towards the two of them with drunken eyes like mung beans, Zhang Shifei thought to himself why this grandson's eyes were so obscene, just like Dong Yuena looking at Liu Xiang, thinking of this, he couldn't help but shudder.

The lewd man looked at it for a while, then stretched out his finger to point at Zhang Shifei, who had turned into a peacock, and said obscenely: "Then little brother, turn around and take a look." ”

Zhang Shifei suddenly had a feeling of not being honest, what did I turn around and do? He thought about it, but after hesitating for a moment, he turned around.

As soon as he turned around, the drunkard's eyes lit up, and he drooled and said to the two of them, "I want this!" ”

Zhang Shifei turned around and couldn't see what he was saying, but Li Lianying beside him suddenly scolded: "Your uncle!" ”

When Zhang Shifei heard that Li Fatzi was anxious, he was suddenly shocked, he hurriedly turned around and whispered: "Lao Li, who are you scolding, we still have to rely on him now." ”

I saw Li Lanying thundering and said: "Rely on him, this old grandson wants your ass!" ”

Zhang Shifei was stunned, and then saw that the lewd man really pointed his finger at his bird's buttocks, which made Zhang Shifei's scalp numb at first, and then finally couldn't help but erupt: "Your uncle!" ”

I saw the short man say inexplicably: "What do you say you scolded me for?" ”

Zhang Shifei couldn't help it anymore, what is this old glass doing? So he yelled, "What am I scolding you for?" So what do you want my ass for!? ”

The short man was stunned, and then he said helplessly, "What do I want your ass for?" ”

Zhang Shifei continued to be furious: "Where the do I know! ”

The short man was a little speechless and said, "Heavenly King Lao Tzu! You're wrong! I'm not saying what I want your ass to do, I'm saying what I want your ass to do... Alas, I don't want your ass, I don't want your ass, what do you want on the tip of your cheeks? I mean your tail! ”

Tail? Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying were stunned again, and then turned their heads to look at the birds, birds have no tails, this old grandson should want his own feathers, Zhang Shifei thought about it, he looked at the few long feathers on his buttocks and breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, he thought to himself, it turned out that he was evil, and the lewd man didn't think about it at all, so he said to the lewd man: "You want feathers, then give it to you, you want a few, say it first, give it to you, but you have to answer all our questions." ”

When the short man saw that Zhang Shifei agreed, he said with a smile: "I know, it's really troublesome, just one, I'll pull it out myself." ”

Zhang Shifei nodded, just when he nodded, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his buttocks, as if he had cut his nails and scissors, he 'oops', only to see that a feather on his buttocks had left his buttocks, as if it was blown by the wind and floated into the hands of the short and fat man.

If it had been placed in the past, the two would have been surprised, but now the two of them seem to be very calm, originally, both of them have become this virtue, and naturally they understand what Li Ning is, everything is possible.

I saw that the short man smiled and took the feather in his hand, and then took the gourd on the reserve, and after pulling out the gourd stopper, a strong aroma of wine immediately spread, making people unbelievable, in fact, it was only river water.

After the short man pulled the stopper, pinched the top of the feather, inserted the root of the feather into the gourd, and then stirred it a few times, his appearance at this time was even more obscene, his mouth was half open, and he even drooled when he smelled the aroma of wine emitted by the gourd, like a monkey who had been hungry for half a month saw a banana tree.

Zhang and Li looked at each other again, and Li Lanying whispered to Zhang Shifei: "Old Zhang, this grandson is rubbing your butt hair." ”

Zhang Shifei: "・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・." ”

The short man didn't pay attention to the two, and after seeing him shake the feather a few more times, he pulled out the feather and threw it aside, and then swallowed his saliva and raised the gourd and drank several large sips, looking at his expression at this time, he was simply a complete drunkard.

Li Lianying whispered again: "Lao Zhang, drink!" This grandson really drank it! ”

Zhang Shifei: "・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・." ”

After a few sips, the short man burped, and then sighed, "No, it seems that there is still no pairing wine, and it is still not the taste I want." ”

At this time, Zhang Shifei couldn't help it, he asked: "I said, the feather is also given to you, it's time to answer our questions." ”

The short man looked at the two of them and smiled and said, "Of course, although it is a little troublesome," and then he shook the gourd and said, "Ah yes, do you two drink?" ”

The two shook their heads with some fear, and then walked over, in fact, the two of them were very nervous at this time, because they had too many questions, and they didn't know which one to ask first for a while, and the short man seemed to be very comfortable after drinking a few sips of wine at this time, he sat on the grass with his buttocks, looking at the two of them with a look of asking questions.

Zhang Shifei sorted out his emotions, and then asked anxiously: "What kind of place is this?" ”

The short man was stunned for a moment, then opened his mouth and smiled: "I said that you two are interesting enough, since you two have worked so hard to cultivate, you two have entered here but don't know what kind of place this is?" ”

The two of them were confused by what he said.

Cultivation, cultivation of your uncle, Zhang Shifei thought in his heart, but he didn't say it, he was not stupid, he shook his head and said, "I really don't know." ”

The dwarf man yawned, then asked, "Then where did you two come from?" ”

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying glanced at each other, and then told the short man the story of the short man who peed on the telephone pole on the way home after drinking at KTV last night, as well as the big bird on the telephone pole, and then was coronaized, and finally opened his eyes and came here, and told the short man the truth about how they turned into this bird.

This time it was the dwarf's turn to be confused.

I saw him scratch the back of his head, and the dandruff was clearly visible, and then he said inexplicably: "What are you talking about?" What poles? Why don't I understand? ”

Li Lanying looked at the lewd man, and then said, "You don't know what the telephone pole is?" Don't. ”

Humpty Dumpty stroked his beard and said, "I really don't know... Forget it, I don't want to know, it's too troublesome, if you two really don't know where this is, then you two are in trouble too." ”

When Zhang Shifei heard him say this, he was a little puzzled, and he asked, "Then where is this, why did we come here, and what's going on with the two of us?" ”

Humpty Dumpty waved his hand, and then said: "Don't be busy, ask one by one, otherwise it's too troublesome, okay, then I'll answer your first question first, if you really don't know where this is, I'll tell you, this is Yingzhou." ”

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