Zhang Shifei secretly complained in his heart, the current situation is extremely bad, if something happens to the fat man, then he really can't hold on, so he trembled and said to Li Fatman: "Li Lanying, let me tell you that I am cowardly, don't you scare me?!"

I saw Li Lanying sitting on the riverbank with his buttocks, the bear buttocks hit the ground, and he forced out a big hole, he grabbed his head with two bear paws, and then said to Zhang Shifei very painfully: "Scare you?" Do I still have the kung fu to scare you? I'm scared to death myself, look, you look at my bear, oh my God, what's wrong with the two of us. ”

Zhang Shifei looked at the helpless Li Lanying, who was indeed an authentic bear, for a while, Zhang Shifei found that he didn't know what to say, but after a while, Li Lanying calmed down a lot, and saw him say to himself: "Forget it, your bird-like is not good, alas, Lao Zhang, we have become like this, what should we do?" ”

The two finally accepted their fate, Zhang Shifei said to Li Lanying: "I don't know, but I have to live, drink some water first, and then see if I can find something to eat, and then, see if I can get out of this grassland, right, they all say that we can cross and cross, do you say let us catch up?" ”

Li Lanying hung her head in frustration and said: "Fart, it's not that I haven't read those online novels, which of those thieves doesn't have magic weapons and cheats, and they are all handsome, look at the two of us like bears...

Only you are like a bear, Zhang Shifei looked at Li Lanying and thought, but he didn't speak, because he was not as good as a bear like this, thinking about Zhang Shifei before, he still cared a lot about his appearance, after all, this is the capital of picking up girls, but now he is completely out of this mood, at this moment, handsome has a bird, and his grandmother is a bear.

The two of them couldn't say the taste in their hearts, it was like eating flies at the same time, disgusting to death, this nausea is connected to the blood, I don't know how long they will follow the two, it's also a coincidence, the two have been laughing at fifty steps since they were children, but they didn't expect that they are still like this after the change of their bodies.

Fortunately, the psychological quality of the two is still good, although everything is still like a mess, but it seems that there is no longer any going on, so the hearts of the two have calmed down a little.

Thirst, accompanied by hunger, was a feeling that came with a little calming, so the two unlucky ones looked at each other, and without saying anything, they plunged their heads into the water together.

Zhang Shifei finally found a spiritual comfort, that is, after he became a peacock, his mouth also became slightly longer, as long as he put this bird's beak into the water, he could drink water.

Zhang Shifei raised his neck so that the water could flow into his esophagus, this action was really stupid, he smiled bitterly, but it seemed to be much better than Li Fatzi, because he saw Li Fatzi dip the huge bear head into the water, saying that it was drinking water, which was more like suicide.

Zhang Shifei raised his paw and kicked Li Lanying's back buttocks, and said, "Okay, just drink it, don't choke you." ”

The river was bubbling and bubbling, Li Lanying pulled out her head violently, and said while panting heavily: "Ah! Whew, it's really enjoyable, yes, it looks like I can't die, no, I haven't drunk enough, let me take a few more sips. ”

After that, he plunged his head into the water again, Zhang Shifei looked at Li Fatzi, and thought in his heart, this seems to be Ya's surname, this fat man has been an insatiable type since he was a child, when he was a child, the kindergarten teacher gave oranges to him, he was always a big one, and he had to have both, so that when he grew up, he learned to scoop chang, and the same is true, he picked the big one, and he wanted both.

Zhang Shifei smiled bitterly, he is no fatter than Li, relatively speaking, he is quite normal, what a relatively normal person can think about now is nothing more than what to do next, how to change back to his previous body, how to get out of this, purple grassland.

When the fat man was still 'diving' and Zhang Shifei was thinking about it, he suddenly didn't know where a strange sound came from.

It's singing.

Yes, when Zhang Shifei was worried, suddenly a singing voice came from not far away, and this sudden fright made Zhang Shifei shiver, and then quickly got goosebumps.

It's a terrible song.

Where's the singing?! It came from the left, Zhang Shifei was frightened enough, he quickly turned his head to look, and saw a person appear out of thin air not far away, yes, it appeared out of thin air, along with this disgusting singing.

Zhang Shifei didn't know when the man came, or when he appeared, this person looked about forty years old, and he was already a member of the ranks of half-dead bad old men, about one meter four or five tall, similar to Pan Changjiang, with a cape, a Chinese face, a red face, a green beard, a dress that seemed to have not been washed for more than ten years, and it was impossible to tell what color it was, and the clothes were wrapped around the body casually, revealing a round little belly and a slap to protect the chest hair, A broken rope was tied around his neck, and the rope extended to his back, and something like a gourd was hung.

Zhang Shifei seems to have seen this clothes on TV, but he has no impression, he was stunned, what surprised him was where did this guy jump out? But what embarrassed him even more was not this, but the old guy's actions, which were too obscene.

The upper half leaned forward and leaned forward with his hands in the dirty pajamas, as if he was groping for something, Zhang Shifei was already stunned at this time, what is this going to do?

Pee, that's right, just when Zhang Shifei was surprised, this thing had already shown its weapon to open the gate and release the water, accompanied by the ugly singing and the accompaniment of the river, the old man who came out of nowhere was already convenient upstream of Zhang Shifei.

And Li Lanying's head has not yet been pulled out of the river, and in just a few seconds, Li Fatzi is tragic again.

Zhang Shifei only heard what the lewd man who peed at this time was singing, and only listened to him sing while peeing: "Cangran sits alone at the head of Yingzhou, looking at the rolling flow of the world, Xiao He has passed the clouds and mountains, it is better to forget the sorrow and forget the sorrow when you drink wine." ”

It's these four sentences, sung upside down, with a broken gong-like voice, stunned Zhang Shifei speechless, of course, in this barren grassland that was identified as no one just now, a lewd man suddenly appeared and sang while peeing, and no one could say anything about it.

Three seconds later.

"It's so cool!"

I saw Li Lanying beside him violently drag his big fat head out of the water, wiped his hairy head with his big paws, and said to Zhang Shifei: "Old Zhang! This water is so sweet, and there is even a smell of wine when you taste it, and you can take another sip ・・・・・・ poof!!! ”

Before he finished speaking, he spit out all the water in his mouth, because he saw Zhang Shifei, who was already stunned that the bird's beak couldn't be closed, and the lewd man who was singing while singing in a normal form.

Hearing someone speak, the sloppy lewd man was also trembling, stopped singing but did not stop releasing water, only to see him holding a weapon in his left hand and pinching his waist with his right hand and turning his head like the two of them looked at each other, and then smiled obscenely, and then turned his head to the two and said with a smile: "Yo~, today is really strange, and the two beasts ran in." ”

Although he was far away from the two, but as soon as he opened his mouth, the two of them smelled a strong smell of alcohol, if it had been put in the past, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying's little temper would have rushed up and suffocated this grandson with a punch, but now it is different, both of them look like this now, and where do they get a lot of stinky tempers.

I don't know where a big living person has come out of nowhere in this disgusting grassland, which is undoubtedly the lifesaver for the two, but the grandson's appearance is indeed a little shivering, but it is better than nothing, so Zhang Shifei relieved himself and hurriedly flapped his wings and ran in front of the man.

The strong smell of alcohol came to his face, although Zhang Shifei, who was in the habit of drinking, was almost unable to parry, he shivered, and then looked at the short man who peed, this person seemed to have some problems with the prostate, the movement did not change, and he did not finish urinating, he saw this bird and beast coming towards him, and did not dodge, but continued to smile and said: "I don't know how you got here, I wanted to ask, but it is too troublesome to think about it, it seems that you are full of stomach problems, but this is too troublesome, let's talk about it first, I'll just answer you two questions. ”

Li Lanying, who came later, had a belly of fire because of what he drank just now, and now he is called a beast, you must know that his parents have been used to it since he was a child, and he has also mixed it up after school, where can he suffer such a wretched gas, the fear of physical changes was immediately replaced by fire for a while, and he blurted out: "Who are you talking about?" ”

The man smiled, pointed at them with a pinched finger, and said, "First question, I'm talking about you two." ”

Zhang Shifei was stunned for a moment, and he said in surprise: "Can you understand what we are saying?" ”

As soon as the words came out, Zhang Shifei was annoyed, what a mouth do I have!

Sure enough, the short man smiled and said, "I can understand the second question." ”

When he spoke, he had already finished urinating, and I saw that he put away his weapon and tied the belt of his trousers tightly, and then took the empty gourd behind him, which was not too dirty, and directly soaked it in water and poured a gourd of water, and then he didn't talk nonsense, and turned around and walked away with a drunken gourd.

Seeing that this grandson was leaving, it frightened Zhang and Li, you must know that it was not easy to see someone, how could you let him go like this without asking anything? So the two of them hurriedly shouted, "Hey, don't go!" At least tell us where this is?! ”

But the man didn't stop, and saw him say lazily as he walked, "It's too troublesome to talk too much." ”

Oh yes! Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying came up with these two words in their heads at the same time, who do you say this is!

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