Cauliflower said, don't talk nonsense, eat it quickly, keep it.

I didn't think much about it, I bit it and swallowed it, and a cool breath spread in my spleen and lungs, which was very enjoyable.

Sensei said, after eating the paper talisman and black ball of cauliflower, his tongue is actually really good, cold, not painful and bleeding.

I said cauliflower, this black ball is good, you give me a few more, I have been bleeding a lot of hemorrhoids recently.

Cauliflower said, this is black shit, flat veins, nourishing yin and solidifying yang, driving away evil and avoiding filth, if you want to stop bleeding, I will give you chrysanthemum burn talisman purification.

As soon as he finished speaking, my stomach began to churn, and I asked with wide eyes: "Cauliflower, you just said, this, what is this?" ”

"Black shit." Cauliflower said indifferently.

"I'll grass your uncle, let me eat shit?" I said how it smelled of shit, it turned out to be shit.

I was so angry that I grabbed the pillow on the sofa and threw it at this grandson.

Cauliflower jumped up, took a step back, waved his hand and said, "Brother Qin, you are calm, this black shit is very rare, the old man only gave me a total of five, if it is someone else's money, I will not sell it." ”

Damn, you let Lao Tzu eat, ...... reasonable? Before the words fell, my stomach churned so hard that I grabbed my throat and rushed into the bathroom, throwing up all the time.

Cauliflower stood at the door and shook her head and sighed: "It's a pity, do you know how rare this black shit is?" ”

He continued: "This is a purebred black dog, since he was a child, he has been fed aged glutinous rice, and the that has been pulled down, the black dog is already full of yang energy, and the glutinous rice is also full of spirituality. ”

"Miao Nyima, why don't you eat shit." I soaked it several times, but it finally diluted the taste in my mouth.

Do you think it's sugar and eat it as you like? I was reluctant until the critical moment.

I said, I'm not going to talk to you about shit, it's disgusting, you tell me if there's a cat demon or something that's a ghost and a cat.

Cauliflower said, brother, don't be joking, there is really a cat demon, let's braid.

What do you mean, I asked.

Because of this, it often deals with dirty things, and is often used by people in the Xuanmen to channel and lower the yin.

But the cat itself does not have the conditions to become a demon, in the final analysis, the demon must take the yang, the cat belongs to the yin, there is a certain resistance to the yang, so there are few cat demons in the world, it is precisely because the cat is not easy to become a demon, once it becomes a demon, the evil spirit is more prevalent, and the nature is more and more ferocious.

Listening to Cauliflower say this, my heart is cold, if Liu Qiao becomes a cat demon, then Lao Tzu must not die in her hands, and I am not a pair of piercing intestines, it is impossible to keep squirting blood.

Brother Qin, are you okay, your face is so ugly, isn't it?

When Cauliflower thought about it, her face turned white, Brother Qin, don't you want to tell me that what I saw in the vegetable market today is the cat demon.

I shivered and lit a cigarette, cauliflower, I ask you something, can a man become a cat?

What does it mean?

I rubbed my face and sorted out my thoughts, I mean, can people become cat demons after death? I'll just say it bluntly, I saw Liu Qiao today, she is as flexible as a cat.

Speaking of which, I couldn't help but touch my neck that was wrapped in gauze, it hurt and itched, and it was very uncomfortable.

Cauliflower's mouth opened wide, a pair of eyes widened, stunned for a while, he came to his senses, Brother Qin, I said why are our brothers so unlucky, this girl has become a cat-faced living corpse, and it will be difficult for her to grass now.

What the cat-faced living corpse is about?

People live a breath, the qi runs through the yin and yang, the main life, the most terrible thing is that the person dies, the yang vein is broken, this breath becomes yin, the resentment is incomparable, often easy to become a living corpse, Liu Qiao, the girl must be stained with the ghost of the old cat, has changed.

Any ghost thing, as long as it has something to do with a cat, it will be troublesome, cruel, cunning, greedy, Brother Qin, you have to be careful.

I coughed and forced me to calm down, you don't scare Lao Tzu, I'll sleep first.

Cauliflower shook her head and sighed, leaning on the sofa weakly and smoking a stuffy cigarette, Brother Qin, don't worry, it's really not good, let's go and ask the old man to come out, brother has to save your life even if he dies.

I said, you don't owe me anything, don't be so insane, act like a friend.

Cauliflower glanced at me, smiled slightly, and didn't speak again.

The next day, I woke up with the ringing of my mobile phone, and I woke up only to smell a dark stench, and the stinky feet of the cauliflower dog were close to Lao Tzu's face, and the stench came from his feet.

Kicking the dog away, I picked up my mobile phone, and the call was from Guo Cannon.

After hanging up the phone, I poured a cup of two pots and splashed it on Cauliflower's face.

Ahem, Qin slut, you are sick. Cauliflower wiped the wine stains on her face and glared at me fiercely with red eyes.

I'm not sick, someone's goddess is going to be buried today, but don't blame me for not reminding you.

Cauliflower bounced violently, oops, don't miss the big thing, we have to guard the corpse today.

Because he was in a hurry, his shoes were worn backwards, "Guo Cannon's side is ready, right?" ”

Don't worry, although this grandson has a bad character, he is still very good at doing things, don't worry about packing up your things first, I'll prepare for it too.

With the lesson of Liu Qiao's dead girl, I specially bought a certain terrorist hat, the kind that covers half of the face and neck, and I added a big dog buckle to the hat.

It's a bit funny and fucked up, but it's better to be able to save your life.

When I went out, Cauliflower threw me a water gun, "Brother Qin, put it away, whether it can be completed tonight depends on it." ”

I asked, what kind of bird, isn't this a kid's toy?

Cauliflower said that it was filled with black dog blood, whether it was a cat-faced corpse monster or a rain boot man's soul whip, it would be over if it was stained with this thing.

By the way, you can also take this.

The grandson took out a black plastic bag and handed it to me, and when I opened it, it was actually two bloody female pads.

I'll grass you, you can be more disgusting, I want to die, why did I encounter such a big pervert?

Cauliflower said, Brother Qin, this thing of a woman is very filthy, this trick is called to destroy filth, in case our black dog blood can't work, it's all up to it.

I threw the plastic bag at him, I just know who gets this thing dirty, you better keep it and use it slowly.

Cauliflower forcibly stuffed the plastic bag into my pocket, and said with a serious face: "Brother Qin, you let me smoke the cigarette for an afternoon yesterday, it was smoked in vain, don't worry, this won't affect you, I finally got it in the garbage heap, it's still fresh, don't pick and choose." ”

I was speechless, and when I walked to the door, Cauliflower poured out two black dog poops from a small gourd, "Brother Qin, you also bring this, in case you can't stand it, eat one." ”

Anyway, even the woman's sanitary napkins were collected, and I was afraid of two black shit, so I stuffed them in the trouser belt.

When I got to the street, I called a taxi, and was just about to go to the funeral home, when Cauliflower stopped me, "Don't worry, Brother Qin, we still have something missing." ”

I'm a little impatient, you're still endless, it's too late, Zhou Nana was grass by others, don't blame me.

Cauliflower said with a serious face, saving Nana is important, but you slut is also important.

Then, he muttered, I still don't have the confidence to deal with the rain boot man, so this amulet, we must have it.

I waved my hand, let the taxi driver go, and followed Cauliflower into a white shop, where Cauliflower asked for two paper figures and a bunch of gold ingots.

Back at the rental house, Cauliflower set up an incense altar, muttered, took out cinnabar and ink, and drew a series of runes on the back of one of the paper figures.

"Brother Qin, your birthday."

I crossed Erlang's legs and said lazily: "Eighty-four years, Chongyang, Zhengyin!" ”

"Chongyang?" Cauliflower glanced at me in some surprise, and then quickly wrote my birthday on the paper man, making me let go of some blood, and put a little bit of blood on the paper man's eyebrows.

"Ok, it's done, Brother Qin, you put away this red card, wave it out at the moment of life and death, and you can live." Cauliflower breathed a sigh of relief.

I flipped through the card, and this thing can still save my life?

Cauliflower hurriedly made a gesture of booing, don't talk nonsense, it won't work.

Then, Cauliflower respectfully bowed to the two paper figures and said that it was up to the two brothers to save their lives tonight, and toasted three glasses to express their gratitude.

I glanced at Cauliflower with disdain, and I always felt that I was a bit of an idiot in this business, either shit, sanitary napkins, or ghost drawings, and I didn't fucking look like anything at all.

Cauliflower, what are you learning, why am I so unreliable?

Cauliflower said, I learned the mantra and walked the Yinshan road, which is a bit off, so the things I use are also quite strange.

I said, you're a weird in yourself, hurry up and save your big ass.

Cauliflower put away a serious look and ran out, and as he left, his card fell out of his trouser pocket.

I wanted to remind him, but I don't know if it's useful for this bird thing, so forget it, I'll give him my card when the time comes.

When I came to the funeral home, it was deserted, there were a few policemen there, and a man with half of the white ink lens was putting incense.

I asked Cannon, who is this man?

Guo Cannon lowered his voice and said, Zhou Nana's lover, Chen Kangfu, is a rich man.

"Sheriff Guo, Nana's funeral will trouble you, and you don't need to notify me of all matters." Chen Kangfu finished putting on the incense and walked over.

I see that Chen Kangfu is about sixty years old, and it is strange that Nana's hot body can't be killed by him, and he will definitely not be able to satisfy her with his ability, so Nana is bored to go to the bar.

Hey, being a junior may not be really happy these days, living in a villa and driving a famous car, so what?

Like Nana, guarding such an old guy at a young age, her heart is empty and lonely, and the pain is incomprehensible.

Suddenly, I understood every woman who likes to masturbate, the loneliness and loneliness in their hearts, like a poisonous snake devouring their youth in the dark.