Chapter 27: Perverts
In the incense burner of the offering table, three pillars of burning yellow incense were inserted. In front of Zhang Mi were two brass tribute bowls, which contained rootless water soaked in glutinous rice.
Zhang Mi stretched out his hands forward, put his index finger and middle finger together, and inserted them into the bowl, picking up a grain of rice on his left and right middle fingers.
Twitching back and forth on the candle flames on both sides, then quickly inserting it into the bowl of chicken blood in front of him and picking it up again, then his hands continued to alternate circles in front of his chest, and after a few seconds, he used his arm to erect a cross, and his left finger pointed up in front of me again.
Zhang Mi's mouth began to chant the mantra: "My ancestor is above, the three are clear, King Kong opens the way, the afterlife is at home, thousands of miles of soul detention technique, and the true body is quickly revealed." ”
He immediately withdrew his hands, pulled out the long sword behind him, picked up a yellow talisman and ignited it.
At the same time, the other hand picked up a black object on the table and put it in his mouth, swung the sword left and right, and the mouth still made an inexplicable sound, and suddenly opened his mouth and came out with a very clear word 'come', and then he pointed the long sword in his hand at me.
Instantly, I felt a cold air rushing towards my face, and at the same time, I and the chair I was sitting in were pushed back by this force for more than half a meter.
After a few seconds, everything was eerily quiet.
Zhang Mi faced me with the long sword behind him, his waist on the side, and a dozen yellow talismans in his hand stared at me intently, and Zhuge made a gesture at me not to speak.
I swallowed my saliva, my eyes kept looking around, although I had opened my eyes, but there was nothing around me I sat on the chair for five or six minutes, but the ceiling was still the same ceiling, the sofa was still the same sofa, the God of Wealth was still the old man with the long beard, nothing had changed.
I couldn't hold my waist out, and said: "It's okay, whether it's okay or not, can you let us rest assured!" ”
Zhang Mi said: "Don't worry! It should be coming soon. ”
"Don't be in a hurry, can you not be in a hurry? It's been a long time. ”
Zhuge said: "It stands to reason that it should have come out a long time ago, what's going on!" ”
I also said, "Zhang Mi, are you making a mistake!" ”
"Impossible," Zhang Mi said coldly.
The waist made it to the side of the sofa and said: "This ghost doesn't belong to Wang Ba, or is he squeezing the subway in TM?" ”
Zhuge said: "Zhang Mi, why don't you try it once?" ”
Zhang Mi took a deep breath: "Okay then! One more time. ”
Before Zhang Mi's words fell, I suddenly felt an itch in the back of my head, and it felt very obvious, like someone was blowing at the back of my head.
I immediately shouted, "Wait a minute! ”
The three of them immediately shifted their gaze to me, and I moved my head slightly, and then rolled my eyes at them, indicating that there might be something behind me.
The three of them immediately understood what was happening, but they didn't do anything, just stared at me indifferently.
A moment I saw a woman appear in front of me.
She had long hair and a shawl, and wore a white one-piece miniskirt, but her complexion looked a little stiff and rigid, like the face of a corpse that had been dead for many days.
If you look closely, the slender body is a little sexy, but it has no feet, and its body is floating in the air.
Therefore, I boldly concluded that I couldn't be wrong, this was the 'ghost' summoned by the spirit, but she didn't look like some kind of evil ghost, at least she didn't do anything to us for a few minutes, but the next move surprised me, so much so that my heart beat several times faster!
She first glanced left and right in front of me, probably wondering why I was tied to a chair.
Then her stiff face gradually came to me, and suddenly there was a faint smell of chrysanthemum vanilla in the air, I raised my nose and smelled it, and said in my heart Isn't this the smell of shower gel? She didn't show up for just five or six minutes, did she go to take a shower?! Her grandmother's are all dead ghosts, and she loves to be clean so much!
She blinked softly in front of me, her large, blank eyes.
She reached out and slid her hand up and down my face a few times, then she pushed the tip of her nose into my face, and then she actually stuck out her tongue and licked my face. It made me crispy and numb, and I got goosebumps.
I cursed in my heart, TM what is going on! If you want to rape me, you still plan to eat me! If we don't play like this, my heart can't stand it.
I shouted, "Zhang Mi, your grandma has a leg, get her away!" ”
But whether it was Zhang Mi, Zhuge or Waist, they didn't answer me, they just stood there and looked at me blankly.
I scolded Zhuge again, but the result was still the same. It's as if someone has immobilized them, not moving, not moving, not moving.
The female ghost was still licking my face, I swayed my head from side to side, so that the female ghost could not get close to me, and after two seconds, my whole body immediately froze, except for the consciousness that my eyes could see, I said that this is over, and I TM was tricked.
The female ghost blew at me again, and then she said, "Why can't I move?" You're mine today. ”
With a wave of her hand, a double bed appeared in front of me, and he began to undress himself, revealing a dark green bikini.
I suddenly broke out in a cold sweat all over my head, I C, I'm really TM a 'pervert', she won't be a ** in her last life! She won't have AIDS! I'm going, when is this how I'm still TM cranky.
No, I'm just an adult and haven't married a daughter-in-law yet? You can't let TM got to the bone. And they should be able to see Zhang Mi and his waist, and then he will have no face to see people in the future.
I secretly scolded in my heart, dead girl, I won't let you go, do evil, do evil, heaven and earth will be destroyed, if you move me, I will make you unable to even be a ghost in the next life.
I don't know if she guessed what I was thinking, she moved the skin on her face, and she smiled stiffly, and she said to me: "The dead old lady scolded me very well!" Sister will make you more happy next! ”
Suddenly, all the ropes tied to me fell to the ground, and I flew up from my chair and floated to the double bed in front of Zhang Mi.
With a wave of her hand, the female ghost pulled up a red gauze around the bed.
She took off my shirt and hugged me tightly and snuggled in my arms, I have the emotions of her ancestors for eighteen generations at this time, this kind of thing at least has to be your affection, isn't it? Won't she break the 'ghost law' in this way? Don't you care? Is this a QJ version of A Chinese Ghost Story?
Suddenly she started kissing me on the mouth and cheek, after which she kissed me on the forehead.
She stopped and said, "Huh? Why is this thing still posted on it? It's a real obstacle. ”
As she spoke, I felt her remove the waterproof band-aid from my forehead, and then she kissed it hungrily.
When she kissed my forehead again, my forehead began to ache, and after about three seconds, the pain began to disappear, and then I felt a cold wind blow from my forehead into my body.
At the same time, the female ghost in front of me turned into a cloud of purple gas, and with a scream of 'ah......', everything in my eyes disappeared, and the female ghost, the red gauze tent, the double bed, nothing.
I sat on the floor of the shroud shop with my upper body on, and they all moved freely.
"How about it, Xiaoxian, are you okay?" Zhang Mi asked.
"I'm fine, what's wrong with you just now, you can't move,"
Zhuge pointed to his neck and said, "Don't you see, you're entangled by a little ghost." ”
Waist scolded: "Damn, you dare to play a sneak attack with the fat man." Xiaoxian, that female ghost didn't do anything to you! I don't think that female ghost is a good bird! ”
"It's strange that the female ghost did have bad intentions towards me, and I almost couldn't save it, but she turned into a puff of purple smoke when she kissed me?"
Waist said: "Will it fly and be annihilated?" ”
"Seems so!"
Zhuge asked rhetorically: "Impossible, how could the ghost himself be wiped out." ”
Zhang Mi said: "It's Xiaoxian who carries that thing!" ”
I took off the amulet, "Is this it?"
Zhang Mi took it and looked at it, Zhuge said to Zhang Mi: "This is a talisman!" ”
"That's right, it's a talisman! But how come I haven't seen such a spell? Zhang Mi replied.
I explained and immediately explained: "This is what my grandmother asked me to ask for in the temple before, and I was afraid that something would happen in the next few days, so I took it out and put it on!" ”
Waist smiled and said, "Why didn't you take out this magic weapon earlier." ”
"This is a talisman, and it is not very useful to take out a talisman," Zhuge said.
Zhang Mi returned the amulet to me, and I hung it around my neck again.
Zhuge continued: "This time, thanks to Xiaoxian's amulet, we must be more careful in the future. ”
"Are you going to tie me up?" I say.
"Forget it! Otherwise, the good ghosts will be tied up by us and become bad ghosts," Zhuge said.
Zhang Mi said: "If you don't tie it up, I'm worried that something will happen." ”
Waist lit a cigarette and smoked: "Rude, your method is too rude, do you know how to make a ghost grind if you have money?" We can do this......"