Chapter Twenty-Eight: The Troublemakers

"What should I do?" Zhuge immediately asked.

Waist then said, "First of all! Money is not everything, but no money is impossible, so we can put a lot of 'paper money' on the ground and then we can negotiate with the ghost that has been recruited, and if not, let it take some money and send it away. If we really invite the evil spirits, there is no way to negotiate, and it will not be too late for us to be together. ”

Zhuge said: "You kid is a fat boy, I don't know how many ghosts there are!" Also negotiate with the ghost, why don't you sign a contract with the ghost. Didn't you see the female ghost just now? I have long been carried away by resentment and lost my mind, let alone give her money, you don't necessarily care about her father when you find her, but fortunately she is a 'pervert', if it is a ghost! We've hung up early! ”

Zhang Mi said: "This method said by the waist, it doesn't hurt to try, after all, dead ghosts love money, and there is no way to go, and they are more or less used in the underworld." ”

Next, a few of us took out a few stacks of 'dark coins' with a denomination of 10,000 yin yuan each in the back room and placed them in front of the offering table.

The waist also moved out a few boys and girls, paper horses and paper windmills. Then he took out a few copies of the 'Fashion Art Magazine' that he had treasured for a long time.

I asked him why he took out this kind of thing, and he said that he was afraid of encountering the kind of 'ghost' just now, and said that the "fashion art magazine" is not a simple magazine, it is rich in content, and there is no lack of master's handwriting, which can be called a fashion classic, a classic of charm, but it is forbidden for primary school students under the age of 18 to read and appreciate. So just in case, he had to let the blood go.

In my opinion, this 'fashion art magazine' is called a magazine if it sounds good, but it is not a body art appreciation if it is not good!

I made an excuse to go to the bathroom, took out a new band-aid and put it on my forehead, and then went back to the shroud shop and sat on that chair.

Zhang Mi then began to cast the spell, and after a few movements, the word 'come' in his mouth did not fall, and the sword in his hand pointed at me again.

Like last time, I was pushed back by the cold air by more than half a meter.

I thought that this time I would lose consciousness, that I would faint, that I would be possessed by some ghost, but in fact, after a few seconds, I still didn't change anything, I moved my mouth and said, "I don't feel anything, failed?" ”

Zhang Mi lowered his head and looked at the compass and soul chasing disk on the table, and did not speak. However, I clearly saw that the green body and the pointed gecko pointer with a red tail on the soul chasing disk were swinging from side to side.

It seems that the conjuring did not fail, and that this ghost has arrived, and it is all around us, but for some reason it has not attached to me.

My eyes stared carefully at the soul chasing disc on the offering table, and the pointer of the soul chasing disc pointed in my direction for a while, then to my waist, and then to Zhuge for a while, and then it rotated without direction.

I'm starting to get depressed, is it a mischievous mischievous one? Play in circles back and forth! Suddenly, I noticed that the pointer was pointing in one direction and stopped, no longer turning.

Following the direction of the pointer, the eyes of several of us instantly shifted to the waist of the body, and the waist dug his nostrils with his little thumb and looked at us very suspiciously.

Waist wanted to speak, but another man's voice appeared in his mouth: "Is there something wrong with me?" At the same time, the little thumb put down Erlang's legs, took out the cigarette from his waist and smoked.

Zhang Mi was about to speak, so Zhuge waved his hand at him, meaning that I would solve it.

Zhuge said: "In the early morning half a month ago, there was a little ghost in this shroud shop, do you know what's going on?" ”

"Oh this! I've heard about it, but I don't know very well, I don't live here, I came to live next to my girlfriend, she told me about it the other day. ”

"Does your girlfriend know?"

"She didn't seem to know very well, she was listening to an old woman on the side of the road."

"Aren't you talking nonsense? Just say you don't know, right? ”

"Alright! I don't know, is there anything else? If not, wash and sleep early, my girlfriend is still waiting for me! He walked over to a stack of paper money, "Since you're all ready, you're welcome." ”

As he spoke, he pulled out a dozen pieces of paper money and lit it, and I saw the paper money burning, but it was not ashes that fell to the floor, it was still paper money, and I thought to myself that it would get paid for itself!

Speaking of remuneration, I suddenly remembered that I haven't paid for the old water burn post! Anyway, it's almost July 15, so let's talk about it then!

The ghost with the waist attached to the body burned several dozen pieces of paper money in a row before leaving.

Before leaving, Zhuge asked how to find her girlfriend, and he replied that the one with the dark green underwear on her left shoulder was her girlfriend.

After listening to his words, I broke out in a cold sweat, the female ghost who disappeared before was her friend! Luckily I didn't talk much, otherwise we would have been miserable.

Then we recruited several ghosts one after another, but they didn't know anything, and each time they were attached to the body.

It was already more than half past eleven o'clock in the evening, and his waist had become a little prostrate due to being in a coma many times and pinching people many times.

Lying on the couch and depressed, he said why the ghost didn't possess my body, and he had to let me take off the amulet.

I'm afraid that I don't know what will happen after giving the amulet to my waist, so I'd rather die than give in, and my waist can't do anything about me.

I told him that after Uncle Nine came back, I told Uncle Nine that he had done a lot to catch ghosts, and asked Uncle Nine to give him a raise, and he was able to settle down.

After a break, we resumed our summoning. When Zhang Mi's 'come' blurted out, the sword pointed at the waist sitting on the sofa.

After a few seconds, he looked at a few of us and said, "Why doesn't it work?" The first few times the sword pointed at me, the ghost came up on me, why didn't it work this time? ”

"Don't worry, everyone, be careful around you, especially behind you." Zhang Mi said.

I looked around in circles, but there was nothing, and Zhuge also looked behind me, but there was nothing.

Suddenly, Zhang Mi continued: "Don't talk yet, everyone. ”

Then he looked towards the place where the paper money was placed on the ground and the carriage and horses. I used my eyes to flick the Soul Catcher Disc on the table, and sure enough, the pointer of the Soul Catcher Disc pointed there.

But what makes me wonder is that I have opened my 'yin and yang eyes', why can't I see anything around me? Then a paper windmill on the ground turned on its own, and there was no trace of wind around it.

In an instant, all the dozen or so windmills began to spin, and the speed was still very fast, and the sound of 'boom, boom,' began to become harsh, and at the same time, bursts of laughter reached my ears.

"Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha......" The paper horse next to it also shook back and forth, I looked at Zhuge , and Zhuge signaled not to act at the opportunity.

And Zhang Mi had already bent down at this time, holding a bowl of rice grains in his hand, and with all his might, he sprinkled the whole bowl of rice on the ground, and on the ground next to those spinning windmills, the pattern of two small feet was clearly drawn.

Zhang Mi waved his hand at Zhuge to signal that he had a way to let Zhuge not do it first, and then Zhang Mi reached out and took off the yellow robe on his body, quietly approached the windmill, and covered the robe on the two little feet.

Hearing a scream of 'wow', wisps of green smoke rose from the robe, Zhang Mi quickly picked up the robe, hugged the robe with the imp inside, hugged it to his chest, and took a few yellow talismans in Zhuge and pasted them on it.

The imp inside is still crying "wow". Zhuge said, "Oops! The more you cry, the harder you cry! I'll make you cry, I'll make you cry," he said, beckoning all the dozen yellow talismans in his hand, and the little ghost gradually lowered his crying voice.

The waist said, "No, it's still calling to watch me," and as he spoke, he pasted the charm in his hand onto Zhang Mi's robe.

Zhang Mi hurriedly said: "Okay, don't post it, it's just a ghost." Not so much. ”

I said, "It was probably this little ghost who was the troublemaker in the shroud shop that day, and I remember its laughter." ”

"Then in that case, I have to beckon it a few times and bring it over," he said, snatching the little ghost in Zhang Mi's hand and pasting a handful of yellow talismans up.

Zhuge shouted loudly: "Okay, don't make trouble, this is not the powerful thing we are looking for, it is useless for you to kill it." ”

Waist listened to Zhuge 's words and immediately stopped: "Do you want to continue to look for that powerful guy?" ”

"If you don't find it, it will harm people," Mr. Zhang said.

Zhuge said: "Don't worry about this little ghost for now, and then summon the spirit!" ”

We haven't waited until we start again.

Suddenly, an old voice came: "Who dares to hurt my grandson." ”

A gust of wind whistled in front of us, and then a gray-haired old woman on crutches appeared in front of us.

She pointed at Zhang Mi with a cane and said, "Come on! Let my grandson go, otherwise the old body will not be welcome! ”

Zhuge said: "Don't be angry, old man, your grandson teased my friend in the shroud shop that day, we just came here today to ask for an explanation." ”

"Teasing your friends? You two! The old lady pointed at me and my waist with her cane.

I nodded at her. She laughed: "Hahaha, oops! Aren't these the two guys under Xiao Jiu's hands? "As soon as I heard Xiao Jiu'er, is this old lady talking about Uncle Jiu? What's going on, how did she know Uncle Nine.

I hurriedly asked, "Is the little nine you said the ninth uncle?" ”

"Feng Dejiu, Xiao Jiu'er"

"Are you the Uncle Nine?" Waist asked.

The old lady said, "I'm not. I just live in the backyard. ”

"There's something very powerful in the backyard, is that you?" Zhuge asked.

Zhang Mi hurriedly said: "It's not her, she doesn't have any resentment at all, and she won't hide herself." ”

The old lady sat down in a chair beside her and said, "I know where that thing you are talking about, I saw it in the attic newspaper that day. ”

"Where is it?"

"Is my little grandson still with you?" Saying that, she sneezed, "I'm sorry it's been sunny for the past two days." ”

Zhuge said loudly: "Do we believe what you say?" ”

"Then you can kill it now! Not my own grandson anyway. ”

I said, "So be it! You took us to find it, and when we found it, we released your grandson. ”

"Young man, it's still easy to use your brain, let's go! Follow me. With that, she led a few of us towards the houses in the backyard.

Just after taking two steps, the old lady sneezed again, and after three sneezes in a row, the old lady gasped: "Hey! Fuck, where's my dentures? Where to run! You help me find it! ”

Waist turned on the flashlight and helped her pick up her dentures on the ground, "I'm in my seventies and eighties, why don't I know how many batches of clothes I go out!" ”

The old lady took the dentures, wiped them, put them back in her mouth, smiled and said, "Little fatty, what you said is not right, the old ladies next door must be three missing and one is talking about me again, okay, hurry up!" Don't delay me from playing cards! ”

The old lady walked in front of us, and Zhang Mi walked behind with a soul chasing disc in her hand.

When she arrived at the back of the courtyard, the old lady pointed to the room on the west side of the house where the white cloth was stored and said, "It's in this room." ”