Chapter 148: It's all out of the way, Lao Tzu is going to pretend to be forced
In 199X, the world was baptized by nuclear bombs, all civilizations were tragically destroyed, and the whole world was in an era of terror and chaos of violent rule.
However, the above has nothing to do with this book - it is the script setting of the legend of the water lord at the end of the century.
Although it also suffered from the baptism of nuclear bombs, in this strange worldview, the real sense of chaos without the rule of law only exists in the Middle East.
Force is the only rule of passage in this lawless land, weapons are the best passes, human life is the most worthless thing here, weak urine is the biggest evil, even if you go out one day to play soy sauce but are inexplicably hacked to death, you can only blame yourself for your bad luck and bad fate, and you are not strong enough.
Bullying and indiscriminately killing innocents happen almost every minute and every second in this land......
"Miscellaneous, you dare to stain Uncle Ben's pants?!!!!"
A roar was followed by the crunch of cups and plates shattering, and the dull sound of flesh colliding.
On a very ordinary day, a very ordinary small village, a very ordinary small village mom-and-pop shop, the only thing that is not ordinary is probably a group of men with guns, noisily stopping to eat here. This is not a particularly rare situation, the soldiers and ruffians under the big warlords always like to go to the people's homes to eat for nothing in this way, and they are careful to greet them, and they naturally have some insight in order to open a shop in this environment, and it is not the first time that the boss has dealt with this situation.
So in the face of the shouting and shouting of these stinky soldiers, the boss did not show any dissatisfaction, just buried his head in following their requests, serving food and wine, just hoping to send them away quickly. However, the accident still happened, as if deliberately finding fault, one of the soldiers-ruffians actually stretched out a foot coldly when the boss served the food. No matter how careful the boss was, he couldn't resist such a suddenness, and even the people with vegetables fell to the ground at that time.
And then the scene just happened.
God is pitiful, the boss feels that he is really wronged, this big desert is not comparable to the rich flower world outside, you expect a roadside mom-and-pop shop in a small spring dress to make a fish-flavored shredded pork and Beijing sauce meat section or something, that's pure nonsense, even if the boss can do it, this can't find the material, right? Hence the name of the restaurant, but in fact, apart from the home-brewed sake, the menu is no different from the home-cooked food of ordinary people - the main food is a dry noodle pancake. There is basically no oil when baking, and the taste is as hard as a stone, but the shelf life is indeed very long, and the side dish is camel jerky, the kind of pit daddy thing that hangs directly in the shade and dries, and the taste is similar to that of dough.
If there is anything else that can stain other people's clothes, it is probably only the bowl of vegetable soup that basically does not float oil, but when he fell just now, the boss still struggled to save himself. Reluctantly, he threw the vegetable soup out, and smashed it on the soldier-ruffian's leg with only two kinds of desert special dry food that was completely non-oily, even if he dropped the scrap of flour and meat on his trouser leg. It's just a trouble that can be solved with two taps, and it won't be a big deal when it is changed to a normal person.
So, the shopkeeper realized that this was a bastard who was trying to find fault?!!!
Unfortunately, it didn't work.
The Swamp Leaping Fish saw through everything, and it was still a Swamp Leaping Fish. The flat-headed little people have seen through everything, and if they die, they will be able to mix up with a well-known big V, but no matter whether the final fight is successful or not. It is also impossible for him to practice the invulnerable Vajra Incorruptible Divine Skill. If you don't have a gun in your hand, don't expect to get any say in this wasteland, and even if you meet someone who is trying to find fault, you can only obediently admit bad luck and contribute your hard-earned money to appease the anger of the bandits.
The boss dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, so he could only calculate in his heart how much blood would come out this time, but the bandits' purpose didn't seem to be about money, and these guys who had been planning for a long time didn't wait for the boss to say anything more, and began to smash around, driving away the other guests who were resting here, and rushed directly into the house where the boss's family lived.
Now the boss realized that he knew what the bandits wanted - but it didn't work either.
Soon, the bandits who rushed into the house scolded and dragged out a beautiful black-haired woman, along with a teenage girl, who was undoubtedly the wife and daughter of the shopkeeper. In fact, if you really want to be more serious, this woman who is over thirty years old is not too beautiful, and even the corners of her eyes have obvious crow's feet because of hard work, but if you look at it in a map of the level of a small village, it is a rare Tianzi national color.
The woman of West Asian descent obviously didn't understand the situation too much, and her expression looked ignorant, but after seeing her husband who was sitting on the ground, and the mess in that place, her eyes changed instantly, and then exploded in an instant to complete the three kills, it turned out that she was actually a former ace female killer who had been hidden in the countryside for a long time...... It is impossible to drop.
How could such a plot happen in this real world? This woman is just an ordinary rural woman, no matter how her eyes change, even if she uses a kaleidoscope writing wheel eye special effect, it is still not helpful to change the current situation. She was dragged by the bandits, and thrown with her own daughter, to her husband's side, and the bandits, like wolves surrounding the lambs, surrounded them.
"Hoa, Uncle Ben's pants are very expensive, you miscellaneous...... Have you figured out how to compensate? The soldier-ruffian who had taken the lead in the trouble-ruffian asked with crooked eyes, he seemed very satisfied with the frightened expressions of the boss's family, and as soon as he had finished speaking, he laughed proudly, and laughed with his fellow dog-feeding companions who also had the same conscience, but there was no half of joy here, only endless resentment.
Not only the boss's family, but also the onlookers who had nothing to do with the matter, all looked at the soldiers and ruffians with vicious eyes, as if they wanted to peel them off with their eyes, and the residents of this village gradually heard the news and rushed to the scene, and soon surrounded the small shop, the boss's family and the soldiers.
These civilians have been oppressed for far too long, and they are still weak, but at least, they can express their silent protest in this way.
"What do you see? Uncle Ben is doing things, do you guys have any grievances? Furious at the look of hatred carved into the marrow, one of the soldiers-ruffians shouted loudly and fired two shots into the air in demonstration, and the civilians wavered for a moment, and then moved to the sides.
- After all. They are powerless and meaningless in the face of the purest violence, spiritual and moral condemnation.
"Cut, a bunch of soft bones." The soldier who fired the gun pouted, and said in his heart that these untouchables were like this every time, showing a look of righteous indignation that I was great, but as soon as he heard the gunshot, he immediately coaxed, which was worse than the most timid camel, and sure enough, only the one with the gun in his hand was the uncle.
But that look just now was still very uncomfortable. It's time for these hateful untouchables to teach them a lesson.
So he leaned into the ear of the fellow whose trousers were soiled, and muttered about his plan, smirking wickedly as he spoke, and the sinister creased began to smile disgustingly, and it was evident that they had come up with some very cheap way of satisfying their distorted consciences.
"I can lose money! I still have some money! "The shopkeeper is busy." It's my fault for soiling this uncle's pants, and I will compensate for it! ”
"Ah, losing money?" Pretending to have bad ears, Mr. Crooked Mouth with dirty pants. With one hand to his ear, he bent down in front of the boss, confirmed it loudly, and then laughed again. "Can you afford it, hillbilly? This is a limited edition that Lao Tzu went out to find a fashion design master to order, and it is a limited edition that money can't buy! You are pointing to the world with your mouth, but you have a big breath. And Lao Tzu is not short of money at all, it is not rare! ”
Lie to you! Which designer would make clothes out of burlap? And isn't that thing around you suitable for you to wear your friend pants?
Hold on, don't complain at this time, you will definitely die if you complain!
The boss was holding back very hard, and Shengsheng wrung out a chrysanthemum-like smile on his face: "That...... What do you say, uncle? ”
"It's easy to do!" The soldier-ruffian finally revealed his ambition, reached out and grabbed the beautiful woman's wrist, and in the latter's exclamation, pulled her into his arms and tightly clamped it, "Hey, hey, you old boy is not shallow!" Uncle Ben is in a good mood today, I don't want to worry about you, let your wife accompany your buddies for a few days, even if this matter is revealed, Uncle Ben is very kind, you old boy better not toast and don't eat and drink? ”
At this time, if you don't eat punishment wine and toast, then you are not as good as a beast, okay, you bastard?
The boss burst out with amazing courage at that time, and under the light of courage, he summoned the stand-in platinum star Ora Ora...... This is still impossible, he just jumped up and hugged his wife's leg tightly: "Uncle, you can ask for as much as you want, I can also give you this store, only this kind of thing is absolutely impossible!" If you're still feeling angry, then kill me, but ...... Only please let the child, the child is still young!! ”
――If this is not true love, you tell me what else in this world is worth believing?
It's a pity that the soldier-ruffian is not a qualified FFF member, he just laughs out loud: "Okay, that's what you said!" ”
Boss: "??? ”
It's so easy to solve? Why did these guys suddenly change sex? Money can make the ghost grind, don't be so useful, right?
"Lao Tzu's pants money, you will pay for it with your life!" The soldier-ruffian grimaced, withdrew the pistol magazine, and then pushed out the bullets one by one in front of everyone, the yellow and clear light was so dazzling, obviously it would not make a sound when it fell on the sand, but everyone felt that the heartbeat seemed to be synchronized with the sound.
When he stepped back to the last bullet, the pawn-ruffian stopped his movements, reloaded the pistol, and then loaded it with a "click" and handed the gun to the beautiful woman.
"Come on, little beauty, since your husband loves you so much, it's up to you to end his life, I said, I'm in a good mood today."
He whispered in the beautiful woman's ear like a devil, and even licked it on the woman's face with his tongue, and then he laughed like a poisonous snake.
The woman's hands trembled, panting heavily, cold sweat slid down her forehead, just like her husband's expression, the bullet failed to come out of the chamber after all, and the small pistol seemed to weigh a thousand pounds, and slipped from the woman's hand to the ground, and the woman also fell to the ground, covering her face and weeping.
- O Allah! Why...... Why should you let your followers suffer for such unwarranted suffering? Is it as those say, Allah is dead?
"Cut, spoiled!" The conspiracy failed to succeed, and the soldier-ruffian spat very unpleasantly, and as soon as his eyes rolled to another idea, he bent down and picked up the pistol: "Ho la, you all heard it just now, this guy asked me to kill him!" But Uncle Ben plans to contribute this wonderful opportunity, you pariahs, you must have never killed anyone in your life, right? It's a shame, it's a wonderful feeling, does anyone want to experience it? ”
He hooked his pistol with one finger and showed it in front of the crowd of onlookers, who avoided their eyes as if it were something bad.
"Doesn't anyone want to?" Bing-ruffian put away his smile, "Don't upset Uncle Ben, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will kill you all in minutes?" ”
The threat seemed to be working, and a large man in a cloak in the crowd raised his hand.
"Oh, there's finally a volunteer, it looks like a traveler from a foreign country? And no wonder. The soldier-ruffian tilted his head and sat back to watch the big man squeeze out of the crowd that was deliberately obstructing, then handed the gun out in his hand, and when he saw the other party clumsily fiddling with the iron lump, he immediately laughed mockingly, "What, you guy? I don't even know how to hold a gun! It's just that I came out so that I could survive, it's really a rare courage, so let Uncle Ben teach you. ”
"Come on, come on, this is insurance, open it first......"
"So?"
"Right...... Hey, don't point the muzzle at Uncle Ben, don't aim at yourself, aim at that old idiot, just pull the trigger, and it's over with a bang. ”
"So?"
"Ahhh!!hhh I'm fed up, how can there be such stupid people in the world? Can a dog who is a little smarter for a piece of meat make a sound? ”
Under the teaching of the soldier-ruffian, the big man clumsily fiddled with the pistol, but he never got the way to do it, and the angry former three corpses jumped violently, but this was a very simple thing after all, as the former said, the dog who was a little smarter for a piece of meat could make it sound, so after some tossing, the muzzle of the gun was still trembling and aimed at the shopkeeper.
"Bang!" (To be continued......)