Chapter 149: A lover eventually becomes a national CP
"You...... You ...... thing."
"Isn't this thing very powerful, why can you still stand and talk?"
The soldier who was shot by the "...... "Damn" ruffian-ruffian fell unwillingly on the sand.
The big man is obviously not very good at using a gun, this handsome shot is handsome, but it didn't hit the heart of the brain, but it was so close to the point, the other party didn't wear any protective gear, no matter where the bullet hit, under the effect of the violent cavity effect, a large piece of meat had to be dug up, this unlucky brother was smashed half of his neck by a shot, and the reason why he still had time to leave a last word was only because the brain had not died instantly.
This last bit of vitality bloomed to no avail, such a serious injury, even if it was next to the best hospital in a big city, it was decisively not saved, not to mention this small village that didn't even have a wild man? The brother who was shot in the neck just lay on the ground and convulsed a few times, and then completely lost his breath.
This change came too suddenly, no one expected that this seemingly honest big man would be so good at playing, and all of them were stunned.
"It's out of bullets...... he fired another shot to himself, but all he heard was the "click" of the gunshot.
His hood moved, as if to shift his gaze to the ground, where a handful of brass bullets were scattered.
So he bent down and reached out, ready to pick up the bullets.
The movements were not fast at all, on the contrary, they were full of the leisurely feeling of slow-motion footage, and more than half an hour passed between the time he found the bullet and the time he bent down to pick it up, enough for anyone to react. Seeing that this goods were still so arrogant, the rest of the soldiers-ruffians were also angry, and someone rushed up with a gun at that time, but the one who hit the head was pointed at the center of the eyebrow by the big man. It stopped very abruptly and couldn't move.
"You...... What did you do? Realizing that his whole body was not obeying, the soldier-ruffian asked with a little panic.
"......" the big man seemed to sigh, "three seconds after this finger leaves, you ...... will die. ”
"Open the ...... Are you kidding? Bing-ruffian laughed, "How can there be such a bizarre thing in the world?" Capable ...... If you have the ability, you can take your fingers off. ”
The big man obediently removed his fingers.
"One! Two! Three! It's okay, Lao Tzu is fine...... "The soldier-ruffian actually counted down to himself, but he didn't realize that because of his nervousness, his countdown speed was much faster than when he walked normally, so he still had time to be smug." However three seconds...... After all, it's a short, short period of time.
Before the smug words were finished, he could no longer make a sound, meaning that he left his body in great pain, and in the eyes of others, the joints of this unlucky man's whole body were writhing in directions that common sense could not understand, as if he were a skilled yoga master, but more like a marionette manipulated by a layman, and his whole body was twisted to the fullest, and any jiu-jitsu master would sigh when he saw it - this is not a pose that a living person can pose.
At last. "Poof" "poof" "poof" A few soft sounds, the joints on this decrepit ghost were the most twisted, and the skin all burst from the inside, pushing out Bai Sensen's bones. The blood sprayed wantonly as if it didn't need money, and it became a human-shaped fountain, cruel and partial, with a very strange beauty.
"Next ......" the big guy finally threw away the pistol he had used to pretend to be. Who is it? ”
The long wind blew and blew open the hood of the big man, so domineering and leaky. It's not an uncle, but who is it?
In fact, he didn't want to take care of this matter today, he just had the law of the jungle, he had seen a lot, and he couldn't tire him to death every time? But that's the only thing these little rabbits do bad things is too unstylish, and they are still dangling in front of him, the leader of the law of the jungle, that is their fault, and being a bad guy must also have a strong personality and a pursuit, otherwise even if the author forcibly whitewashes you, no one can afford you, and the uncle has a deep say in this.
All in all, in short, the methods of these deflated three people to do bad things are too inferior, too cheap, and they have reached the point where the bad guy can't stand it secretly and can't bear to look at it directly, and it's really uncomfortable if he doesn't come out and pretend to be forced to do it, as for these third-rate miscellaneous pieces that stain his old man's eyes, they can all be pinched to death.
A guy as small as a worm is the most suitable for this kind of worm-like death, isn't it?
"You guy......" The rest of the three gritted their teeth, and they still looked very ruthless on the surface, but after seeing such a strange death method of their companions, this is just a matter of dying with a bad face after all, "Honestly explain what demon method you used?" Otherwise, the uncles will kill you immediately, do you hear clearly? ”
"If you have any questions, go and ask your Allah." The uncle clenched his fists with a gloomy face, and the bones clicked and clicked, "I'm only responsible for sending you to see him!" ”
"Shoot! Kill this bastard! ”
The gunshots instantly slammed into a piece, and the onlookers were very tacit and experienced lying on the spot, and they didn't know if it was because of panic, these deflated marksmanship was really enough to choke, the tongue of fire from the muzzle of the gun almost reached the ground, and the huge kinetic energy carried by the bullet stirred up the yellow sand and dust, but they just didn't see the scene of blood splashing everywhere - the uncle had already jumped up with an unusually flexible posture, and they naturally couldn't hit it.
Before these deflated three could make the next response, the body of the great uncle had already crossed a rounded arc, flew behind them, stretched out his big hand and pressed the head of one of them, and the crushing force directly pressed it to the ground, and even the sandy ground had obvious subsidence, and this thing naturally couldn't survive.
"Falling from the sky!" The uncle simply didn't get up, and directly fired a big move on the ground, and the surging fighting spirit poured out nowhere to pour, first blasting the unlucky eggs pressed on the ground into a mosaic, and then turning into a fighting bomb, all the internal organs of these deflated people in the vicinity were shattered, and they couldn't fight anymore.
"Hmph, a bunch of crumbs!" In the end, the man never looked back at the momentum of the explosion and mocked, it was perfect.
No one dared to stop him, and no one dared to come up to thank him, the living environment in this place was too cruel, no one would easily show kindness to others, and more often hide themselves with a mask of indifference. It is true that the uncle saved everyone in this village, or at least the boss's family. But that doesn't mean he's a good guy, and maybe even a bigger evil guy than the ones -- mostly because he doesn't look like a good guy, of course.
The grandfather didn't mean to repay the favor, and the residents of the small village couldn't give him anything good, he just looked at these deflated three unpleasant eyes, and after completing the daily task of collecting people's heads, he put on his hood again, and walked over the crowd into the distance, and out of the crowd came out three travelers of different heights but all wearing the same cloak, and this line of four people walked towards the horizon with lonely steps, even if there was no sunset or the reflection of the rising sun. It's really a little handsome that I don't have friends.
They have been in the interior of the Middle East for some time.
Unlike the cool harbor nearby, here, they finally experienced the harshness of the desert environment, fortunately there was Kiso, a little expert in the desert survival, otherwise they would have died many times. For example, this cloak, when it hadn't set off yet, the blowing snow that had suffered in New Zealand said that he wanted to dress cooler, and Yamato said that he was on the top floor, and the uncle grabbed a bench and said it didn't matter. In the end, Kiso forced them to die, so that they accepted this dress.
The result is obvious, cover yourself tightly like this, the heat is quite hot. But if you don't cover yourself, it will be hotter, and the air in the desert environment is dry, and the heat conductivity is far less than that of humid New Zealand, so wear shorts and short sleeves in this environment. It will only expose more skin to direct sunlight, and the heat in the body cannot be dissipated, and the outside world will continue to supply heat through the sun. If you don't get heatstroke, it's a hell of a thing, and if you accidentally get sunburned, things will get even more troublesome.
Under such conditions, it is wise to isolate the exchange of internal and external heat through thick clothing, and the human body temperature is only 37 degrees, and the small environment in the clothes can be heated to this extent, and this is still within the temperature range that humans can endure for a long time. The inside of the wide clothes is easier to form a loop of air flow, which can more or less play a role in heat dissipation, otherwise Uncle Arabia would not have a robe that looks hot all over the world.
Even their big beards have actually become a good thing to help dissipate heat in this environment, can you believe it?
The three of them didn't believe it at first, until they tried to run half-naked in the snow, but finally had to retract into the cloak pitifully...... However, she is not a school city Lv.5 with a crippled brain after all.,In the end, she can only admit defeat to nature.,Obediently put on the cloak again.。
Only the uncle obediently listened to the old driver's words, and he didn't rely on his courage to die indiscriminately, not that he saw through everything wisely, but compared to the two jumping women, he didn't like to die as a daily entertainment activity, and he didn't understand it, so he was humble, and he still had this consciousness.
"Doing something superfluous, Rao." The second tallest of the cloaked foursome, that is, Yamato, leaned over to the uncle and said with a smile.
"Hmph, what you said is the same as if I don't go, and you don't go either?" The uncle snorted disdainfully, "If you go, I don't know how bad things will be." ”
"Eh, you can't say that, how can people be considered super national-level beautiful girls, at least the affinity is stronger than your big-faced plate, right?" Yamato didn't mention which pot, but actually took the initiative to shoot at the uncle's appearance, and the degree of death was as high as five stars, "If I go to solve the trouble, those villagers may enthusiastically leave us to have a tea and a meal or something, and by the way, cry about how the local warlords are so violent and extortive, just wait for the Mandate of Heaven warriors to cut them down under the horse, and we will become the messengers of justice in an instant?" How can it be like you, your big face is bright, and there is no one to catch up and speak, so what are you doing it for? ”
"Righteousness and bravery? I just saw that the mess was not pleasing to the eye, so I just cleaned it up. The uncle told the truth according to his heart, but this performance looked like a dead tsundere no matter how you looked at it, "As for what?" Do you have to worry about why if you step on an ant on the side of the road? You're really idle. ”
"Wow, wow, what's so domineering! But have you ever thought that we might be able to get some information about the local warlords? ”
"Do you really need that kind of thing?"
The implication is that now this kind of lineup has won steadily in the past with a direct wave of A? Why bother with all that mess up with the moths?
Watching these two people tear each other down in a way of singing and harmonizing, blowing snow and Kiso sweat like rain, silently adjusting their steps, away from them as many as three or four positions, as the so-called city gate fire and pond fish, this little couple quarrel is the most taboo outsiders blindly involved, not only easy because of face problems, so that the two people who were about to reconcile are unwilling to admit defeat, the more fierce the quarrel, the key is that once the quarrel rises, I am afraid that innocent passers-by are easy to be involved in lying down a gun.
If these two people in front of them play domestic violence, it is definitely the level of destroying the world and destroying a bullet train and turning over a high-speed rail, as a war scumbag, it is better not to get close, but then these two are too resentful, right? Isn't it because the previous seduction battle was unsuccessful? How many days have it been, and the mood hasn't been straightened out?
Well, although the uncle has a clear heart, he actually doesn't care about it, anyway, even if he is not a winner, he will definitely not be a loser in the end, and the only one who is angry is Yamato, this arrogant woman obviously can't accept the tragic fact that her charm is ignored by the pure masters, so there is a subtle distortion in her heart - in fact, Vegeta chased Kakarot back then, and the duck chased the mule and chopped basically the same.
In the same case, needless to say, the ending of the two brothers of the fighting nation over there, the lovers eventually became national CPs, and the two in the cosmic century were even more fierce, abandoning the earth, abandoning the sister, and even abandoning the flesh and throwing Axis angrily, just to elope hand in hand and step towards the sea of stars, and achieve the reputation of the cosmic rotten girl Lala, these two here are now looking choked, but it is estimated that the ending will not be bad, and a man and a woman, CP will not be accused of bringing bad children.
According to the rich "historical experience" (mainly from various comics, novels, video games, etc.), Fukiyuki and Kiso look at the man and woman in front of them a little more strangely, because they have already sentenced the former to be burned at the stake in their hearts, and now they are waiting to be burned at the stake.
The two who were arguing felt a chill behind their backs, glanced at each other, and stopped arguing in unison...... (To be continued......)