Oh, a ridiculous and bizarre farce is staged in an orderly manner.

Yes, at this time, it was the turn of Ping Sigui, Song Peng, and Bao Yuan to be stunned in the wind, and they didn't understand it for a long time.

Ha, that's ridiculous!

Song Peng and Ping Sigui tacitly realized some kind of robbery opportunity in an instant, and the two of them raised their eyes and looked around to see if there were any cameras or anything like that nearby, and they all touched in their hearts: obediently, two million, a lot of money, if this money is used to buy a house, is it still a matter of his mother, two million, according to his current salary, it is enough to pay for seventy or eighty years, and there are young people who are really not as good as the beggar gang disciples who talk nonsense, and wait for the little young woman to go and rob the dog!

Du Muqing's face was full of rain and apricots.

How do men see beautiful women, they are fucking spanking.

Sun Panzi was indifferent, he didn't understand at all how much difference there was between two million red plate quacks and two hundred silver dollars.

The beggar's calmness was really unusual, he didn't even stretch out his hand, as if he didn't take the two million bank cards to heart at all, but he said in great embarrassment: "Sister-in-law, the old man has just said it clearly, clearly, sometimes you need it in your life, and you can't force it in your life...... Sister-in-law, did I tell you...... Back then, you were a close fairy maid to the Queen Mother in the Heavenly Court, and the Lingxiao Treasure Hall raised a canopy for the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor fell in love with your water and spirit fairy carcass, and the Purple Gold Pavilion achieved a good story of dragon play, and the Queen Mother's motherly spirit just reduced you to the mortal dust. Sister-in-law, the Queen Mother gave birth to seven fairies in a row to have a son, you stole her limelight in the heavenly court, and when you reach the mortal world, the Queen Mother can't let you continue to steal the limelight, and having children is determined by heaven. It cannot be reversed, and mortals who change their lives against the sky without authorization are to enter Sendai and be cut alive by the heavenly sword. Sister-in-law, your body is the Jade Emperor's mercy every night. The old man received your money but couldn't help you achieve your wishes, and the sister-in-law is open-minded and informal, but the Jade Emperor is an old man with a small heart, if you give the old man small shoes? ”

"Then I'm not saved, great god, I have no relationship with the Jade Emperor and his old man, I haven't spent a penny on the Jade Emperor over the years, and a happy life is given by my man. Great god, I love my man, I don't love the Jade Emperor, and I don't want to fight with the Queen Mother, can you help me plead with the Jade Emperor, accommodating and accommodating......" The young woman's tears fell in strings as she spoke, and the three of Ping Sigui, Song Peng, and Bao Yuan couldn't help but feel distressed.

"This is a bit difficult, sister-in-law, I still want to live a few more years. The gods next to him provoked it, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother really can't afford to provoke them, you, or die to have a son's heart! ”

"Go, go, go. What to see, hillbilly! ”

"Look!"

"Roll away from ......"

The young woman suddenly noticed that the men were staring at her, and turned her head to change her gentleness. Screaming and scolding, a bit like a mad dog.

"Well deserved!"

Du Muqing said secretly: "Heh." Let the three of you stinky men stare at others, obviously uncomfortable. Let people scold a cool crooked, beautiful and enchanting women are not good, can't you see enough good things like me? Song Peng really wanted to go up and tell the young woman not to believe the beggar's nonsense, give the card to himself, and promise to do everything in his power to help her. Even if you give the beggar two million, will he spend it? To people and money are tyrannical things......

I heard the beggar say: "Sister-in-law, the old man can't help you if he wants to help in this matter, but I can sponsor a person for my sister-in-law, but, this, this ......" While speaking, she pointed to the bank card slightly with her hand, and the young woman hurriedly stuffed the bank card into the beggar's hand, and whispered the password, and the beggar coughed a few times, and said with a straight face: "Sister-in-law, we can speak first, and say the ugly words in the head, one day, you will take off your mortal knowledge and return to heaven, and when the Jade Emperor asks you in the dragon velvet quilt of heaven, Don't say that the old man gave you the idea or introduced the person, otherwise, the old man will never be able to turn over, and he will be punished by nine days of thunder day and night......"

"That's, that's, the gods helped me, I won't tell the Jade Emperor if I kill me, I have no relationship with the Jade Emperor, even if I really enter a bed, I will play on the spot, so I won't tell him the truth......"

"Okay, let's go to Victory Mountain to find the three fools."

"Great god, if I give birth to a son, I will definitely repay you well......"

The skill of the charlatan Bao Yuan naturally won't take it to heart, but the rare young woman is too good-looking, too watery, too charming, and too stylish. To be honest, it really did kill a lot of gluttonous insects in the hearts of Ping Sigui and Song Peng, Du Muqing didn't dare to be too presumptuous in front of Bao Yuan, pretended to be a good man as much as possible, and posed as much as possible to accompany Ping Sigui and Song Peng to see the peach light.

But the sentence in the beggar's mouth is that the victory mountain is confused.

Everyone was shocked.

The beggar knows that he is confused, which means that he is not an ordinary person.

Wait until the young woman is far away.

Bao Yuan strode close to the beggar, and said in a weird manner: "Old man, haha, old man, brother, you play quite slippery, doing this business is much better than robbing, heh, brother, you often see the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother as you beat them, according to what you said, the Lingxiao Treasure Hall is a pigsty, how, the money is easy to come by, anyway, it is easy for you to cheat money, as the saying goes: see one side and divide it in half, brother, is it a point or a point or a point......

"Get out!" The beggar cursed.

"Fuck, it's itchy skin, look at how Lao Tzu cuts you."

Song Peng and Ping Sigui thought that Bao Yuan was ready to rob, and the two of them rolled up their sleeves and rushed up, thinking that even if they really robbed this beggar. Even if the beggar went to the police station to report that he had been robbed of 2 million, would the police comrades believe his words, and there would really be no more people who ate a lot of dung like the little young woman just now. Speaking of which, her man is quite pitiful, although the money is easy to earn, but the money floats on the beggar who asks for food, is this a sadness?

"It's okay to do nothing, brother, tell Lao Tzu when this store will open, and I will let you go." Bao Yuan is by no means a bad boy, he has a robbery mouth, but no robbery heart.

"I don't know." The beggar said coldly.

"This beggar knows and knows the three fools, presumably the real person does not show up, Xiaobao, speak politely!" Sun Panzi has been fighting since he came back from Tanggula Mountain, and it will always be this sentence.

"You, you ......"

The beggar coldly noticed Sun Panzi, stared at the tightly wrapped left arm, approached like lightning, and reached out to touch it. Sun Panzi's skills are good, that is, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, I couldn't dodge it, let the beggar touch it with a pair of dirty hands, the beggar seemed to feel it, looked at Sun Panzi and laughed: "The old beggar has never met any masters in his life, I can't imagine that I bumped into a master today, haha, haha, presumably brother, you are here to find three fools, brother, don't look for it anymore, three fools won't see you, oh, this restaurant behind me is three fools, let's go, you don't have a chance to see three fools." ”

"The restaurant is a mess?" Bao Yuanda is a surprise, and the heart says that it is no wonder that there are so many three in the name of the restaurant.

"Dude, the three fools knew you would come, so they left early."

"Gone? Then why did you let the little young woman go to Victory Mountain to find three fools? Du Muqing asked.

"She's different from you, she can find three fools, you can't find them, there is no why, this is the rule, to put it bluntly, three fools see the official and see the rich, but they don't see the immortals."

"Why?" Song Peng asked.

"This, this...... The three fools hate the most in their lives, since they came to a place fairy twelve years ago, the three fools have no intention of running a restaurant, as if they are deliberately hiding, and the old beggar can't tell what is hidden in it, but the three foolish immortals do disrupt the task of the three fools. "The beggar is not like delirious, his words are reasonable, and he doesn't leak, but he confused Bao Yuan, and kept guessing who this grandson is, why is he pretending to be a beggar here?

"You're just a fool, aren't you?" Du Muqing asked.

"Little girl, I'm not a fool, I'm just an old beggar, so can I climb up to the top three fools?"

"And who the hell are you? Why are you pretending to be a beggar here? That little young woman came here, as soon as she made a move, it was two million, presumably you are famous in Yangzhou City, why don't you clean up your image? Bao Yuan asked strangely.

"Beggar, why do the three fools hate the earth immortals?"

Sun Panzi no longer conceals his identity as an earth immortal, and he is strange in his heart, no, no, no, he is confused about who he saw twelve years ago, and why he would hide from the earth immortal. Yes, yes, I must have seen the seventh brother Du Baichuan more than ten years ago, maybe there was an incident between the three fools and the seventh brother Du Baichuan.

The beggar stared at Sun Panzi for a while, and said slowly: "Brother, your body smells very authentic, but there is no rotten smell or stale smell on your body, the old beggar knows when he touches your left arm, you are Sun Panzi who worshiped Guangri as a teacher seventy years ago, the old beggar has always looked at good people...... "The beggar's age is similar to Sun Panzi, that is, the appearance of forty years old, but he is an old man and an old beggar."

I heard the beggar say: "Brother Sun, I have heard of you, and I know you, you were a good man among the top ten immortals back then, and other people really can't talk about it." ”

Du Muqing said: "When you say that, it means that my grandfather is not a hero." But he didn't dare to say it.

The beggar looked at Sun Panzi and said, "Brother Sun, when you lost your left arm at the Tiandu on the Yellow River, do you know why Guangri wanted to put a donkey arm on you?" That Guangri is a monk, and he is really a scum among the immortals, if it weren't for him, the world wouldn't be so chaotic......"

"Beggar, did Master Guangri offend you back then? Why do you slander with such words? Sun Panzi vigorously defended, no matter how he said that Guangri was his master.

"Okay, okay, don't mention it, don't mention it."

"Brother Sun, it's not the old beggar who asserts that you can't see the three fools, those three fools have a great mission, but the earth walking immortal has messed up his mission. Brother Sun, you say, will the three fools meet you? ”

"Beggar, what is the great commission of the three fools?" (To be continued......)