Chapter 018 Confused conditions thousands of years ago, today to close the endgame
The beggar lowered his head and muttered for a long time, and suddenly pointed his finger at Bao Yuan and said solemnly: "If this matter is changed to others, the thousand-year-old mission on the three fools cannot be decisively explained, Brother Sun is a man who stands up to the sky and dares to speak and act, and it is okay for the old beggar to tell Brother Sun the truth, but ...... But the origin of this can only be said to Brother Sun and this hairy boy with a divine scroll, and those who have nothing to do with it must avoid Fang Miao......"
"Hmph, it must be the old tune of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, Lao Tzu is not uncommon!" Ping Sigui pouted and said.
", he also has this ability to speak through God, and he won't listen to Lao Tzu." Song Peng said.
"Shut up!" Du Muqing dragged the two of them away.
After staying far away from Ping Sigui, Song Peng, Du Muqing, and the mercenaries, the beggar looked at Sun Panzi and said: "Brother Sun, it's really not a secret, the three fools and the subordinates are all the southern sect Jiupin super phase masters, and the secret mission of the three fools and the subordinates has been passed on for a long time, originating from a golden mouth jade promise of the Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty to the ghost in the Taishan Sacrifice Ceremony in the past...... At that time, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty reigned in the world, with great talents, cultural and martial arts, peaceful Huns, collecting the Hetao, and seizing the Hexi Corridor. After the Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty personally led the civil and military officials to Mount Tai to hold the ceremony of sacrificing the heavens and sealing the Zen, staying at the foot of Mount Tai at night to camp in the big tent, two nights in a row, the Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty dreamed of a group of fire candles and ghosts running to the Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty to ask for official positions, those candles said, if the Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty did not agree to their requests, they would work together to make it difficult for the Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, so that the Taishan Sealing Zen Ceremony became a great disaster. Of course, Emperor Chrysostom of the Han Dynasty, how could he casually agree to the unreasonable demands of this group of fire and candle ghosts, but. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty knew that a gentleman could be offended, but a villain could not be offended. Heroes can offend, but they must not offend ghosts. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was worried about an accident at the ceremony of sacrificing to the heavens, and he was in a dilemma......"
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty suddenly remembered Dongfang Shuo.
Dongfang Shuo is really worthy of the four words of capable ministers, he is resourceful, good at tricks, and his mouth is indisputable.
So Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty secretly asked Dongfang Shuo for help.
It was originally the responsibility of a courtier to solve problems for the king, Dongfang Shuo listened carefully and respectfully to the story of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, and Dongfang Shuo had a plan in his chest after a little thought. He told Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: If you dream of those candle ghosts asking him for an official position, he will say that if you want to be an official, you must agree to three conditions: first, you must be a mortal to fly to the moon and land; The second must be that a woman can have children without borrowing male sperm; Third. They must not use swords and arrows or armor in battle.
Sun Panzi was puzzled when he heard this.
Mortals are not Daluo immortals, and they can still fly to the sky with the help of external forces, how can they be able to go to the moon?
Even a person as high as Guangri can't do it.
Without a man, how can a woman give birth to a child?
Bao Yuan understood that human beings had already landed on the moon, and women could have children without relying on men.
The beggar continued: "After Dongfang Shuo offered a wonderful plan for the Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, he set off for Chang'an, and on the way to Chang'an, Dongfang Shuo thought about it before and after: the wonderful plan he offered for the Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty seemed to be very difficult. However, it is not impossible to achieve, and three impossible conditions should be proposed: mortals sit on the dragon chair of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, and there will never be a disabled sunset on earth. There will never be ghosts in the world. Dongfang Shuo thought of this and immediately urged Ma Taishan to meet Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty again. ”
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, Long Yan Dayue, informed Dongfang Shuo that the Third Night Fire Candle Ghost had been retreated by his clever plan. also rewarded Dongfang Shuo.
Dongfang Shuo screamed in his heart.
How is this good, the fire candle ghost is the most greedy for money, power, and lust. If they are officials and rulers in the world, won't the way of the world be chaotic?
The fire and candle ghosts that Emperor Wu of Han dreamed of were a large group. Not just one or two.
Dongfang Shuo knew that he had made a big mistake, so he could only secretly ask for help from strange people, since the death of Guiguzi, it is difficult to find strange people in the world, and those fire and candle ghosts must be eliminated so as not to disturb the Qingping world. In the end, Dongfang Shuo found two ninth-level super-grade physiognomy masters, and only ninth-level super-physiognomy masters could distinguish that the people in the Qingping world were changed by fire candle ghosts.
In the later period of the Ming Dynasty, those fire and candle ghosts who had been rewarded by Emperor Chrysostom of the Han Dynasty came to the world as officials.
The beggar told Sun Panzi.
The enchanting and extraordinary little young woman just now is the reincarnation of the fire candle ghost, and this kind of person is the most greedy.
Only send her to the Three Fools to write off.
Sun Panzi is still thinking about how it is possible for a person to land on the moon.
Bao Yuan patted his head and said as if he had realized: "Beggar, Lao Tzu understands, Lao Tzu understands, the real name of the three fools is not called the three fools, in order to understand the three foolish conditions promised by Dongfang Shuo and Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty." Eh, no, no, beggar, aren't you also a ninth-level super-grade physiognomy master, why don't you sell those fire candle ghosts who are officials, why do you have to find three fools, can't you also be called three fools? ”
The beggar nodded and said: "Boy, what you said is very reasonable, back then, Dongfang Shuo secretly gave two ninth-level super-grade physiognomy masters, and the two ninth-level super-grade physiognomy at the beginning, one facing south, one facing north, Yangzhou's three fools are the descendants of the ninth-level super-grade physiognomy masters of the southern faction, and the three fools of the northern faction have long since disclaimed themselves as three confused, and there has been no contact between the north and the south for thousands of years, I wonder if the northern super-grade physiognomy master is still shouldering this thousand-year mission?" And I'm a little unqualified to be a fool. ”
Sun Panzi asked with a strange expression: "Beggar, why do you open a restaurant here?" ”
The beggar said: "The fire candle ghost is born to take advantage of **, like to ask for a sweetness, both people and ghosts pay attention to the consistency of body and mind, hand greed, heart greed, mouth greed, this is the fire candle ghost unique to the three greed." Yangzhou is located in Zhongzhou, south of the Yangtze River. Huaiyang cuisine is sweet and even loved by those reincarnated fire candle ghosts, and the three fools know that the reincarnated fire candle ghosts like to eat people, drink human blood, and chew human marrow, and it is not that they really like to eat people, drink human blood, and chew human marrow, but that they will never be able to do anything with eating people, drinking human blood, and chewing human bone marrow. The fire candle ghost was reincarnated as a human official, and he could not change the bad habit of 'eating people', and the three fools opened this underground restaurant with human bones as materials, collecting the injustices caused by the administrative inaction of the fire candle ghost officials, and the careless disregard for human lives, etc., exclusively for those corrupt officials, most of the officials who came here were changed by the fire candle ghosts, and the good officials were not received, and they couldn't afford to eat, and the people who had eaten the three foolish crafts were not far from the downfall......"
Bao Yuanxin said: "No wonder the confused restaurant charges so much, it turns out that it is to deal with the fire and candle ghost." ”
The beggar looked at Bao Yuan and said: "Boy, I know that you are the descendant of Bao Houdao, I can see it from your appearance, hum, it is a ball like Bao Houdao, a virtue, and don't forget to take advantage of it at any time!" ”
Bao Yuan smiled and said: "The beggars know my ancestor, and he must have lived for hundreds of years. ”
The beggar said lightly: "Speaking of which, I am also a ninth-level super-grade physiognomy master, but the ninth-level super-physiognomy master is by no means a person who changes his life against the sky, nor will he borrow life from the sky, nor will he obtain immortality like some earth-walking immortals, I am an ordinary person with the three fools, and the three foolish heirs during the Republic of China have had a relationship with Bao Houdao, and mentioned to us the appearance of Bao Houdao, the world's people, the world's appearance, nothing more than five hundred, don't forget what we are doing with the ninth-level super-grade physiognomy master, as long as you have a spectrum in your heart, you can recognize a seven-seven-eighty-eight, of course, boy." , You still have a god scroll on your body, and there are not many people in the world who can smell this strange smell. ”
Bao Yuan thought about it violently, when his family moved to the grave, there was only a lama robe left in Bao Houdao's coffin, and the beggar said that the three confused southern factions in the Republic of China had seen Bao Houdao, which means that Bao Houdao is not dead, this sentence is really a powerful evidence, but Bao Yuan's heart was shaken, and he finally heard the exact news that Bao Houdao was alive in the world.
Bao Yuanmeng remembered again that when he first entered the tomb of the gods in Liupan Mountain, he was suddenly in a dream and saw a huge altar.
Some people on the altar say that they are kind, and some people say that they are not, what does it represent, or is it a pure dream?
Sun Panzi politely said: "Beggar, ashamed, we are a few people in our group to Yangzhou, walk to this jar street, no head slope, three pimple beams, three bends, find three drunk, three sober, three confused, three shrewd, three stupid and three stupid open this underground restaurant is for the tooth sacrifice, fortunately, the three fools are not there, if you eat those unjust bones in the stomach, you can really be ashamed of the dead, that is, sorry for the ancestors of the immortals, and I can't help ......it" Sun Panzi immediately remembered the situation when he was a child, and his parents were honest farmers in Dandi, and he forced the bully, The fire candle ghost and evil official of administrative inaction are forced to die, and he is really ashamed of himself as if he has eaten the delicacies made by the three fools.
The beggar said lightly: "Brother Sun, although the ninth-level super-grade physiognomy master does not have the ability to return to heaven and immortality, there will never be anything wrong with recognizing people and looking at each other. ”
Sun Panzi said: "Beggar, don't hide it, we came to Yangzhou this time to look for three fools, and met the idiot master in Wutai Mountain to send someone to give guidance, so we went to Yangzhou to find three fools." ”
Bao Yuan also nodded and said: "Yes, yes, it was the old emperor of Shunzhi who asked us to come to Yangzhou to find the three confused, beggar, can you let us see the three confused?" (To be continued......)