Chapter 001: The Inflection Point of Time and Space
The cold wind dances wantonly, and the ice and rain fall.
The water of Dongting Lake is mighty and immense, and the haze is indistinguishable, and it seems to be endless.
Bao Yuan and Du Muqing stood in the wind and rain of Xiao Xiao, their hearts were stirring, and they seemed to have returned to the world as they wished, and they did not strayed into the Heavenly Palace described by the monk. Perhaps, behind the giant gate of Yin and Yang in the mirror, there is no way to lead to the Heavenly Palace, it is still unknown, or maybe Bao Yuan's choice is correct. Bao Yuan pulled Du Muqing's bony hand into the giant gate of the whole body flame pattern and tadpole divine text, the two of them seemed to fall from tens of thousands of meters in unison, the two hearts were still hanging in the sky, and the body had already landed.
Look at each other again, no longer skeletal phases.
At this moment, Bao Yuan only knew that he was standing on the edge of an endless lake, which should theoretically be by Dongting Lake, and the location was unknown.
The bone treasure and the divine scroll are still there.
In the ice and rain, Bao Yuan gazed affectionately at Du Muqing's dirty and astringent face, like magnetism meets iron, and the two of them are slowly gathering. Bao Yuan watched Du Muqing's beautiful lips exhale like an orchid, panting slightly, a pair of eyes like a pool of autumn water, Bao Yuan didn't care about the dirty, didn't care about carefully checking whether there were any living people in the surrounding artemisia grass, he presumptuously hugged Du Muqing and kissed fiercely, loving and loving lightly, and was reluctant to part for a long time. Bao Yuan's affection was on his head, and a pair of hands involuntarily touched and grabbed it, from top to bottom, from bottom to top, Du Muqing pandered to it, so she didn't care if the world was smiling shamefully or not.
On the occasion of forgetting oneself.
Suddenly, a crisp whistle was heard in the distance.
Lingering, the two of them muttered in their hearts: "Get out of the way." What's there to see? ”
He didn't even look back.
The heckling stopped, and a familiar and beaten voice was heard: "I'm gone." , you've been there for generations...... Lao Bao, Mu Qing. Can the two of you restrain yourself in front of your buddies, what kind of system is this? Although the sky is covered with dark clouds, ice and rain, heroes, river banks, beauties, and lakes, no matter how fucking it is, it can be regarded as a hall under the public. You two kiss here, I'll go, let's hide in the grass and wait for them to finish, and then reappear! ”
The person who spoke was Song Peng.
Bao Yuan didn't think so, his mind was still in the clouds, and he hummed and said, "Fuck you, it's a good time, you're going to bother Lao Tzu on a dog's day, damn!" ”
Bao Yuan looked at them. But it was a big start.
Du Muqing was also flustered.
Song Peng looked puzzled, and asked in a strange voice: "Lao Bao, Mu Qing, what is the situation between the two of you?" Old bag, why are you still dressed like this on a dog day. Could it be that the two of you lived by the river for two months? On dog days, a few of us left the bottom of Dongting Lake and were within ten kilometers of the river. I haven't found you two crappy calves after hundreds of trips back and forth, and you two are beautiful here. Damn, a few of us are on the shore of Dongting Lake. I've been looking for you for two months......"
Bao Yuan realized that something was wrong.
Song Peng, Ping Sigui, Sun Panzi, Ashirui, and the mercenaries all wore umbrellas, and everyone wore cotton clothes.
Compared with.
Bao Yuan and Du Muqing seemed to have just come out of the desert heap.
Bao Yuan let go of Du Muqing, and the first thing that came to mind was not to ask them for an umbrella to cover the rain, but to ask strangely: "What is it?" Song Peng, you tell Lao Tzu clearly, don't be fucking unclear, what's the matter? A few of you have been looking for the two of us back and forth for ten kilometers along the river for two months, fart, Song Peng, weren't you guys behind me and Xiaoqing at the time, how could you get to Lao Tzu's head? Impossible, impossible, you shit must be alarmist! ”
Du Muqing's face was not as shy as before, and she said with white eyes: "Ping Sigui, don't hurry up and hand over the umbrella in your hand, you want to freeze your aunt to death!" ”
Burst~
Ping Sigui was happy, thinking that you two didn't think about one, two, three, four when you did this, heh, now that I think of one, two, three, four, Ping Sigui smiled and said: "Don't be afraid, you must not freeze to death, can you still be afraid of freezing when you do this?" Xiaoqing, don't look at a few of us dressed thickly, and there are umbrellas in our hands, hey, it's not necessarily much warmer than the two of you, the warmest time in the world is nothing more than heart-to-heart, talented and beautiful, jackals, tigers and leopards lovers hugging together, even in the South Pole and the North Pole, the little lips are sweet and sweet, and the whole body is immediately like entering a sauna with a moderate temperature. ”
Du Muqing scolded: "Die!" ”
Bao Yuan glanced at it, flattened his mouth and said, "It's greedy, you don't have to pay for your life if you die in a hurry!" ”
Ah Shirui didn't dare to be too lazy, so he handed over the umbrella he had prepared and retreated respectfully.
Sun Panzi said solemnly: "Good granddaughter, Xiaobao, what's going on with the two of you?" I don't care if you two go abroad, but, I don't want to be so deserted in the future, a few of us have been looking for you here for more than two months, Sun thought that something happened to the two of you in the giant gate of Yin and Yang in the mirror, fortunately, I finally found the two of you, otherwise, how will Sun explain to the seventh brother in the future......" While speaking, Sun Panzi was already in tears, and he couldn't think of himself.
Sun Panzi has always been unsmiling.
Most of the words that come out of his mouth are not adulterated, and they are not watery.
The facts are in front of you.
Bao Yuan no longer has no reason to believe it.
But I can't figure out how ugly he is.
Bao Yuan smiled bitterly and said seriously: "Ninth Master, what is the situation?" Me, I...... Xiaoqing and I were the first to enter those two giant doors that seemed to be fantastic, how could you run into our heads? How many cases? The joke is too big, we haven't paused in the giant gate......"
Ah Shirui seemed to be taken aback, and when his expression was gentle, he said respectfully: "Bao...... Master Bao, I have indeed been looking for you along the river for more than two months, Master Song, I have long lost hope for you, today is the last day, saying that we can't find you two by this Dongting Lake, and we are going to go back. Coming here today, everyone has already been discouraged, it is Sun Jiuye who insists on looking for it, the sky has eyes, and finally found the two! ”
Du Muqing was stunned and muttered to herself: "So, it's true!" ”
Song Peng whistled proudly, and said with a smile: ", this can still be fake, it must be true, ouch...... Lao Bao, Xiao Qing, Lao Tzu really served the two of you, mother, have you two done bad things in the grass in the past two months, I'm going to go, it's beautiful, and it's comfortable, yes, I advise the two of you to rest, let's discuss it first and discuss going home to recuperate, you two can continue to be presumptuous when you return home, haha! Ha ha! ”
"Fuck you!"
Bao Yuan unreasonably took off Song Peng's coat and draped it on Du Muqing's body.
Saying that Lao Tzu saved your kid's life with his blood and made your kid suffer from the cold is really nothing.
Song Peng said in surprise: "There is such a thing, Lao Tzu didn't know about it. ”
Back at the place where he lived, Ping Sigui told Bao Yuan in detail that after several of them entered the giant gate of the mirror division yin and yang, they were all scattered, some came out of the left door of the flame pattern, and some came out of the right door of the flame pattern, and they all felt like they had fallen from the sky, and their bodies did not fall, but they felt that their hearts were sitting back on the rocket.
Bao Yuan listened, and secretly said to himself: "Damn, it seems that it is not Lao Tzu who chose the right one, but the monk at the bottom of Dongting Lake is talking nonsense, there is no Zhili Heavenly Palace at all, two flame pattern giant gates, you can leave if you choose one, scared Lao Tzu in front of the flame pattern door, the point of the soldiers will be compared for a long time,!" ”
Song Peng also said that everyone went to the bottom of Dongting Lake this time and found nothing, and they came here before because there was money in Bao Yuan's card.
You can't stay any longer.
There is no money to support it.
didn't think about it, but the hard work paid off, and finally found the two of them.
Bao Yuan said angrily: "Before you find Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu and Xiaoqing just fell from the sky, the reason why Lao Tzu was delayed for two months is because he strayed into the Heavenly Palace, the Buddhas don't want us to leave, make an exception to treat us with good wine and meat, and say that I must be invited to be the Buddha master in the Emperor of Chenli, preside over daily affairs, and ask us to read the Buddha, but Lao Tzu is worried about you, what is good about being a Buddha, it is better to be at ease with our buddies, so we secretly went to the lower realm." ”
Song Peng looked blank and said: "Fuck you, it's all here and now, how can you be at ease with your buddies, you are at ease with Xiaoqing." ”
Du Muqing stuck out her tongue and said, "The two of us are at ease together, no!" ”
Sun Panzi came over and said, "Xiaobao, Sun took the time to go to Maoshan'er, Yazui Cave, and I brought you back the things left by the chili belly." (To be continued......)