Bao Yuan is really a little tired.

Took the two yellowed and withered old-fashioned thread-bound books left in Xiangyin County, Maoershan, and Yazuidong from Sun Panzi's hand, Bao Yuanmei was drunk, and comfortably smoked five cigarettes in a row, yawning and saying to everyone that he was very tired and tired, and needed to rest and adjust, hoping that everyone would allow him to sleep happily for three or five or eight seven days, similar to the sky falling, the sun and the moon are reversed, the universe is shifting, and the dead father buries his mother's, don't ask for instructions to disturb.

Ping Sigui snorted: "Is this going to breed pigs?" ”

Song Peng said with a dark face: "No problem, you can sleep for a few days if you want, but hurry up and hand over the bank card, we have no money to pay for the room." ”

At the beginning, on the night of the full moon, everyone took a bamboo raft with chili belly to see the lake god Niangniang.

Just in case.

Everyone took proper care of their ID cards, bank cards, mobile phones, etc., and packed them in their own underwear.

Bao Yuan took out the bank card from the small inner pocket.

Song Peng unceremoniously took it in his hand, and from afar, he felt an indescribable sour smell rushing straight to his nose, and it stinked, Song Peng said with white eyes: "I'm going to go, it's really his grandma's smell,!" Lao Bao, you can really cover the dog's day, and hurry to the business hall to change the card after going back, in case you get to the bank, hey, the staff of the bank thinks this card is too smelly, don't give money to do it? Oh, maybe Lao Tzu took this card and stuffed it into the ATM machine, yes, maybe the ATM machine will immediately make a short circuit, it's not good, my husband thinks Lao Tzu is a hacker who specializes in damaging banks. ”

Ping Sigui said jokingly: "Saying that hackers are lifting, I think, at best, he is a stinky guest, haha!" ”

Bao Yuan scolded and said, "Get out." Hurry up and spend your mother's money, by the way, don't forget to buy new clothes for Lao Tzu and Xiaoqing. ”

Song Peng pouted, and said with bad intentions: "Lao Bao, your kid's clothes are easy to say, our brothers are about the same figure." The one I bought for you must be suitable, but, but, Xiaoqing's clothes are a little difficult to do, you have to change inside and out, and the outside is barely easy to say, pick the best looking one, it's almost fine, but. What about inside? What is Xiaoqing's waist, bust, buttocks, etc.? Also, what type does Xiaoqing like, lace, translucent, fun, loyal and conservative, or as profligate as possible, haha! Xiaoqing, you can draw a way for me. Otherwise, it's really hard to start. ”

"Fuck you!" Bao Yuan listened to his temper.

"Whatever, you can do it. Anyway, my aunt and grandmother didn't wear it for you to see. ”

"Alright, alright, endlessly!"

The place where everyone lives is not convenient at all, the bedding is smelly, the facilities are simple, and the toilets are shared. The skin of the wall is peeling off. When Song Peng, Ping Sigui, Sun Panzi and other five people chose their residences, because three of the five people were black households, they couldn't get their identity certificates. The five of them can't afford to pay for high-end hotels, and the censorship system is quite lax for small hotels like this, which are not cheap. is indeed the best choice, otherwise it would really not be able to hold on for two months.

Bao Yuan and Du Muqing couldn't wait to get into the quilt after washing up.

Qingqing, I can't even take care of it.

Fall asleep.

The next day, Bao Yuan slept full, and then he felt that he was hungry with his heart on his back, Rao is strange, in Tanggula Mountain, Liupan Mountain, and the bottom of Dongting Lake, everyone didn't know what it meant to be hungry, and the loss was so, if everyone couldn't eat in that situation, they would be dizzy, and they would really put their lives inside.

Song Pengle conveyed a good news back, saying that Bao Yuan is now a rich man.

As expected, Bao Yuan asked lightly: "How much money does the card have?" ”

Ping Sigui's eyebrows danced and said, "More than three million! ”

I saw that the five of them were like natural shopaholics, buying a lot of fashionable new clothes, Song Peng showed the new styles like a catwalk model, and said with a smile that he had broken the bag fee and bought a brand new outfit for everyone.

Bao Yuan asked how much it spent.

Song Peng said with a smile: "Not much, not much, too much, not much, about 30,000!" ”

Bao Yuan said in a low voice hatefully: "Motherfucker, take Lao Tzu's money blindly, dog!" But he secretly thought, everyone saddled the horse and heel behind themselves in vain, this money was spent, Deng Shi changed his face, and said with a smile: "Okay, everyone has worked hard, eat and drink and wear some clothes that are all deserved!" ”

Ping Sigui said excitedly: "Look, look...... What did Lao Tzu say, Lao Bao is our iron buddy, what kind of friendship is this, is the friendship of iron melting in water, oh, no, no, no, it is the friendship of milk melting in water, Song Peng's assertion that Lao Bao knows that we spend his money like this, and we must not live and be crazy, heh, I said that is impossible, you see, you see, Lao Bao is the kind of person who can't pull it out in the eyes of money, I don't have to say, Lao Bao, it's interesting enough! ”

Bao Yuan couldn't help but laugh: "It should be, it should be!" "The heart is dripping blood, money, real money!

Du Muqing asked with a smile: "Brother Shirui, why did you change your hairstyle?" Haha, don't you feel sorry for your hair anymore? You're fast enough! ”

Oh, speaking of the changes in Ashrui.

Song Peng immediately came to the interest, saying that after Ah Shirui left the bottom of Dongting Lake, everyone got together, and Ah Shirui suggested that after everyone found Bao Yuan, they must go to Chang'an to contact the heroes and heroes of all parties, raise the banner of righteousness, raise troops, seize the world, and support Bao Yuan as the king. Song Peng bought a lot of history books from the local second-hand book stall for Ah Shirui, who knows, Ah Shirui not only didn't know a word, but also said how the book became like this, and how the words in the book became flies and lice. Song Peng had no choice, he took everyone to look for Bao Yuan and Du Muqing during the day, and forced Ah Shirui to watch the science and education channel to study at night, he didn't know how to read, he should always be able to understand and speak, Ah Shirui saw that the black box could not only conjure people, but also speak, jump, fly, and kill, and he couldn't sleep for several nights when he was excited. Since Ashrui learned to use the remote control, after a while, she gradually understood that there are not only yellow-skinned people in the world, but also whites and blacks.

Now Ashrui can be regarded as an eye-opener.

I especially like to watch the glamorous fashion show, and when I see a beautiful woman wearing a bikini and exposing her buttocks, Ashrui's eyes don't turn......

Bao Yuanyan said insincerely: "Heh." Who the hell said that feudal men are stubborn in their thinking, I think Brother Ashirui is very enlightened, there is progress, there is progress! ”

Big money was spent.

There is nothing to worry about with a little money.

Bao Yuan shouted ambitiously: "Let's go, let's have a meal tonight and have a good drink." Don't give Lao Tzu distressed money, Lao Tzu has money! ”

Everyone has been waiting for Bao Yuan to say this, in order to find him and the two of them for two months, save money, and in the last few days, they simply became steamed buns in white water, and on the last day, everyone was afraid that the travel expenses would be gone, so they could only propose to find Bao Yuan and Du Muqing for the last time, and they couldn't even go back home if they stayed any longer.

Bao Yuan was very moved when he heard this, patted the edge of the bed and said, "It should be." All the three million on Lao Tzu's card should have been spent, anyway, it's not Lao Tzu's money! ”

Bao Yuan casually opened the two books left behind by the chili belly.

One of them is inscribed with yin.

One book is inscribed with the sun.

Bao Yuan opened the thread-bound book with the Yang characters, and saw seven large characters in Song style written on the first page: "Practicing this method is like a palace!" Bao Yuan chuckled in his heart, and said in his heart: "What's the situation?" What are you doing? Could it be that the two books left by Brother Chili Belly are "Sunflower Treasure Book" and "Sword Technique to Warse Evil Spirits"? Damn, shouldn't it be that if you want to practice magic skills, you must go to the palace first, right? If that's the case, Lao Tzu won't practice ......" Bao Yuan glanced at Sun Panzi.

Sun Panzi was expressionless.

Bao Yuan turned to the second page again.

I saw that it was written in small block letters: "The people of later generations will learn my bone stunt, and they must be children born in the yang year and the moon." After death, it must be nourished with chili juice with fresh milk, cinnabar, agarwood, clams, blood exhaustion, snakes, and toad oil for 7749 days, and must be born in a lunar year and a lunar month. Carefully nurture such weak children, do not touch the hands of women and children, reach the age of ten, cut off the seven emotions and six desires, abandon all kinds of life and death, parting hatred, and learn to live alone......"

Bao Yuan couldn't stand it anymore.

Is this a human thing? What kind of bullshit stunt is this, isn't this a waste of people?

Can the seven passions be cut off?

Bao Yuan put it away and didn't look at it, and said loudly: "Let's go, this broken book is nothing to see, let's pay tribute to the Five Organs Temple first!" ”

Bao Yuan and Du Muqing also figured it out. They are no longer in Xiangyin County at this time, but in Yueyang City. Sun Panzi has already thrown away the taboo of walking immortals since he saw the Jiupin Super Physiognomy Divine Beggar, Zhen Wei Fan, thinking that I am the evil envoy of the world, and I am not afraid to eat some meat? Isn't it okay to enter the bottom of Dongting Lake after eating meat?

In the middle of the line, a man and a woman passed by.

The woman said, "Husband, I want to eat donkey money, you take me to eat donkey money, okay?" ”

The man said, "No problem, I'll look for it for you, and see where you can buy it." ”

Bao Yuan didn't know what donkey money was, so he asked Du Muqing in a low voice: "Xiaoqing, what is donkey money, is it Hunan cuisine?" ”

Du Muqing smiled and whispered: "Big fool, I don't have the slightest bit of knowledge, okay, anyway, my aunt and grandmother were released by you, and I don't know what reserve is for a long time, let me tell you what this donkey money is." Bag, donkey money is a slice of the donkey whip, a big supplement, recorded in the wild history, donkey money is the Empress Dowager Cixi used as a small white face supplement in the back of the back, nourishing yin and aphrodisiac, through the meridians and active meridians, rejuvenating, high-grade, good things! ”

The woman and the man had gone far.

The woman's voice came from Sun Panzi's ears: "Husband, a few of them learn from me to eat donkey money, how many of them are good or bad!" ”

The man smiled and said, "Heh, you are not the only one in this world who loves to eat donkey money, and several people also love to eat donkey money, which is normal." ”

The woman said, "No, no, no, they don't even know what the donkey money is, only the little girl knows." ”

Thirty meters away, there were cars and people on the road, all kinds of voices were symphonic, Du Muqing's voice was not very loud, considering that Bao Yuan was not knowledgeable, and this donkey money was an extremely obscure word. Sun Panzi's ears and eyes were not surprised, the woman could hear Du Muqing speak, Sun Panzi was very surprised.

Then I heard the woman say coquettishly, "Husband, I know that there is no money for selling donkeys on this street." ”

The man said with a look of disbelief: "Impossible, impossible, this street is still growing, how do you know that there is no money to sell donkeys on this street, haha, I don't believe it, I'll look for you, in case I find it, haha, how do you repay my husband tonight?" Or ......"

Sun Panzi secretly said to himself: "Strange, strange, how can that woman call that man her husband?" Could it be that the man was a eunuch? (To be continued......)