Encouraged by Shen Han's gaze, I quickened my pace, put the oil lamp that I had stolen (stolen) from the Stacked Robbery Killing Array on the wooden table, and motioned for the old female ghost to get in, but the old female ghost looked at the oil lamp for a long time, and muttered: "Little mage, what is this thing?" ”

"Ahh When the old female ghost asked, I was also confused, "Hey, I thought if it was a ghost, I knew how to get in, it turns out that you don't, this is nonsense." ”

However, the living can't let the urine suffocate to death, I circled around the oil lamp a few times, picked up the fire talisman of the Wulei oil pool, shook it in the wind, and the rune paper spontaneously combusted without wind, and then I lit the oil lamp with the fire of the rune paper.

In fact, my move was purely unintentional, and the result caused Lao Wei Tou and them to exclaim, and it seems that my image of the Yin and Yang Master in their hearts is becoming more and more consolidated.

However, what happened next made them even more amazed, and they were shocked to lose their tongues: after the ghostly flames of the oil lamp changed from big to small and then from small to large several times, three black shadows that seemed to be human nature were like terrifying ghosts, "growing" out of the flames little by little, and constantly expanding into a normal human form.

Wei Langtou They have just experienced the haunting incident of Mrs. Zhong, and now they are still palpitating, and now there are three ghosts in Leng Buding, and they are also three hardcore old ghosts dressed in strange costumes of the Qing Dynasty, can they not be afraid.

Just listened to Wei Lang's first voice, "Malegobi, blow the whistle", and the people in the hall "brushed", and all of them shrank into the fork, only showing their heads and trembling to see what I was going to do next.

I held back my laughter, and only after the three Qing Dynasty tomb robbers "migrant workers" were stunned and floated in the air, respectfully bending their knees and beating me with one leg, did I explain their intention to invite them out.

As soon as they heard that they were asked to help the old female ghost enter the oil lamp to practice, the three Qing Dynasty tomb robber "migrant workers" all looked embarrassed, and it was the tall and thin man who was more talkative who spoke up first: "Engong, your old man has the grace of rebuilding for us, such a trivial matter, I didn't dare to push it, the sage has training, and men and women don't kiss each other, so it's appropriate to ask Engong to take back his life." ”

I understood this tall and thin man's half-literate Mandarin of the Qing Dynasty, but I couldn't help but laugh from the dantian, so I laughed so much that I couldn't hold back my pee.

Shen Han was also afraid of the ghosts that appeared again at first, but when he saw that the three ghosts were in awe of me, and even a little groveling, he was no longer afraid, and then he leaned over and pinched my arm hard: "You're okay, you have something to say, make this room of ghosts, don't you think it's fun." ”

Don't look at Shen Han's peach blossom smile on his face, like a spring breeze, but the slender jade hand is ruthless at all, pinching my body can't help but crook, it really hurts.

It's a good thing to say, Shen Han doesn't seem to look at me with the colored glasses of "anti-theft, anti-theft and anti-pervert" after experiencing such a life and death ordeal, and there is a faint hint of tenderness in her eyes, it is said that this is a good thing, but in addition to returning my innocence, she seems to have another hobby, that is, she likes to pinch my arm without warning, and she pinched me very hard, I can't wait to race the vices, you say, I can't fall well in her side, it's really sad.

However, I still have to bear it humbly, and I don't dare to make a solemn protest against her serious violation of my ** sovereignty, or express serious concern, God knows if she provokes her, this little girl who is both civil and military will use some weird means to rectify me.

So, after grinning, I turned to the tall and thin man with a very comfortable face, and saw that he was a spirit, I don't care, I said that you are an old mummy hundreds of years ago, how to understand the flirting and scolding style of the new new human beings in the 21st century, this can be regarded as a supplementary lesson for your emotional intelligence that has been devastated by feudal etiquette.

After I was smug for a while, I cleared my throat and looked at the brother who couldn't immediately go back into the oil lamp so that I couldn't see it and not be out of mind, and smiled: "You're not sick, you still don't kiss men and women, she can be your mother at that age, no, what are you thinking in your head, it's silly in the lamp, besides, there is an old man in the family, there is a treasure in the family, and filial piety is the first, you know no, this, ah, ah......"

I talked nonsense, not only did the brother listen to it in a daze, but even I couldn't pick up the conversation, I "ahhhh ”

As soon as I heard that I had promised them to help them intercede with Uncle Li, so that they could be reincarnated as soon as possible, the brother did not dare to say any more, so he had to attach a secret whisper to the old female ghost's ear, and then the four ghosts began to bow down around the oil lamp, and chanted some words, and after a while, they saw four white shadows sucked into the flame like smoke, and there was no trace.

I blew out the flames, looked at the oil lamp and was stunned for a while, then stretched my waist and breathed a sigh of relief, I am his uncle, I am busy this night, but I am tired to death.

At this moment, Old Wei Tou and Wei Lang came over cautiously, first peeking at the oil lamp, but quickly looked away, as if they would provoke ghosts if they looked at it more.

Then, Wei Langtou hugged his fist at me: "Little brother, forgive me for being dizzy and dizzy, I don't know the real hero, I didn't say anything, tonight I Wei Langtou set up a venison banquet to entertain the little brother, thin wine and vegetarian dishes, talk about respect, come, brothers, don't be stunned, hurry up with a big bowl of wine and a big piece of meat." ”

Wei Lang shouted, and the group of men under his hands immediately went straight to the kitchen, ready to serve wine and food.

As soon as Wei Lang mentioned drinking wine and eating meat, I really felt a little hungry, so I was no longer polite, bared my teeth and smiled, and was ready to sit down and wait for a feast.

I didn't want that Jia Dazhuang, and "Huang Bo" lowered his eyebrows and carefully moved to me, and said cautiously: "Master, master, this, it's over." ”

"No, then what do you still want, do you want to stay for dinner?" I looked at the two brothers with honest and terrified faces, and couldn't help but quip.

"Hurry up and get out of here, my old ghost hotel is where the you stay." Wei Langtou was not used to them, and directly ordered the expulsion.

"No, but our sixth brother is still lying there, so you have to be saved." Jia Dazhuang pointed at Han Lao Liu, who had been lying on the ground after smashing the wooden table, was about to cry because of us.

I slapped my head, I, I was busy with that old female ghost, how could I forget this guy, I quickly got up and walked over, and saw that Han Lao Liu's face was like light gold, his anger was like a gossamer, he had more breath and less air intake, and it seemed that he was also a vegetative person after he was saved, and he couldn't help but feel sorry in his heart, although Han Lao Liu said that he followed his father to do a lot of evil, but he ended up in this fate, which can be regarded as retribution.

It's just that he knew that today, why didn't he be a law-abiding citizen, serve the farmland at home, do some business in his spare time, and live on the hot kang head of his wife and children, how good it is, why did he end up with such a tragic end that life is worse than death now, it is really a sin that he can't live.

After a monologue in my heart, I raised my head to look at Jia Dazhuang, "Huang Bo" and others, and sighed: "Carry people away, whether they can live or not depends on their own creation." ”

Seeing Jia Dazhuang, "Huang Bo" and others lifting the unconscious Han Lao Liu, and walking out in despair, I couldn't bear it, so I called out to them, and then took the brush, dipped in cinnabar, and started with the three nods of the phoenix on the yellow mounted paper, first write a ghost word, and then write a word A in the middle, and the middle of the nail extends down to the bottom of the rune paper, and its tail is like an arrow, and at the same time draws seven oblique curves like lightning in the middle of a vertical.

After drawing the talisman, I told Jia Dazhuang that this talisman is the ruined talisman of the Destiny Palace, and there are great ruined people in the mortal Destiny Palace, and this talisman is used to spell it, which can avoid disasters, but it must be incinerated at the peak of the yin air at midnight, and feed the paper ashes to Han Lao Liu with white wine.

After putting away the ruined talisman of the Vital Palace, Jia Dazhuang, "Huang Bo" and others left with a thousand thanks to me, and even the guy who was flattened by our sea bowed to Shen Han with a face full of shame, and ran away.

"You, who always use indiscriminate compassion, will hurt yourself sooner or later." Seeing that I was soft-hearted, I finally couldn't help but save Han Lao Liu, although Shen Han was a little unhappy, he didn't pinch me for the first time, but just poked my forehead with his finger coquettishly.

Regarding my act of repaying grievances with virtue, Wei Langtou and Old Wei Tou'er exchanged glances with complicated expressions, but they didn't say much, just kept urging those subordinates to hurry up and serve the food, and instructed a few men to cook to get a few more mountain specialties.

After a while, a few men quickly lifted up the crooked wooden table with their hands and feet to form an elongated version of the dining table that was more than three meters long, and then, several large pots of steaming wild ginseng stewed moose deer meat together with wild boar fried old celery, stir-fried daylily, black fungus mixed with bracken, hazel chicken stewed mushrooms, boiled fine scale fish with a thick layer of red pepper floating on top and other specialties ran through, the aroma was tangy, causing my index finger to move, drooling horizontally.

At the invitation of Wei Lang, Shen Han and I sat on the main seat of the first battle, and I wanted to be humble, but when I saw that these people were like gods to me, if they pretended to be humble again, it would reduce their prestige in their hearts.

You know, these righteous and evil modern "green forest heroes" believe in the law of the forest that the strong is king, and have always eaten hard rather than soft, since they are willing to show favor to me, I simply slope off the donkey, and it doesn't matter if I pretend to be a criminal.